hmm so many bosom in kuvuki land,

i love dat boobieeeeeeeeeeeee,its a bosom call

lola baby hw u dey na we don miss u o

like i say,una dey welcome to kuvuki even if una be bombers
una don dey deactivated right on the flight

@Saucekid
I be prince of Kuvuki Land and no begin question my authenticity ooo, cuz u no go remember as I be number 129 of your children.
,

By the power wey my great grand papa the papa of the present King of Kuvuki wey be my papa vest in me, I declare that anybody or animal wey impregnate any kuvukian( Human or Animal) go lose his tanda stick wey we go take do special Suya take appease the gods of the great Land of Kuvuki.

Abeg make una carry una cellophanes, Nylon, Doncoms come so that una no go say Kuvuki people don yawa.

Note: Sales of Doncoms, Nylon and Cellophanes for tandaism is strictly prohibited in Kuvuki, so kindly come with yours!!!

Signed
HRH Prince Gilgee Katayanga of Kuvuki Land

you try well well
*i know come know who ya mama be ooo*
^{you wan cause scandal and e no go work}

saucekid:

you try well well
*i know come know who ya mama be ooo*
^{you wan cause scandal and e no go work}

Now no let me sue you for negligence.

I been tell my mama she say make I just pity you.
**E go better make you accept am easy easy like so before i go plan coup.

you dey welcome to plan any coup wey your mind think

this one would be coup de nation ooo.

So bera bury that ego before I connive with your foremen and elders ooo. I had secret meeting with some of them and they are eagerly waiting for my signal.
[s]A stitch in time saves 12. If my coup no work, I go divide Kuvuki into 5 places and I go leave only 1 part to you keep the rest under my sovereignty[/s]


A WORD IS ENUF FOR THIS KING!

e be like you don get place for the evil forest that na why you dey get mouth abi?

saucekid:

e be like you don get place for the evil forest that na why you dey get mouth abi?

I don strong pass you spiritually. I don liaise with all the spirits both good and evil. I pass you and your chief priest together. So make we enter inner chamber reconcile sharp sharp before garri pass water.

Long Live Kuvuki!
Long live our great king!!
Long live my humble self the strong and fearless PRINCE!!!

chai. . . . .sapele water don corrupt your hard disk p1 brain

lol. My brain na Intel Trio-core processor ooo-Kuvukilized edition. Indestructible!

Sapele water dey clear eye. Try am, its good for you.

So do we have a deal?

i dont make deals with rebels but for you, . . . . . . i'll make one exception
*i go give you any kuvuki babe you want*

saucekid:

i don't make deals with rebels but for you, . . . . . . i'll make one exception
*i go give you any kuvuki babe you want*

That is supposed to be an insult, but I go mellow since you be my mama husby.
As for the deal, . . . . . . E no work!
Negotiate well or you go lose 70% of Kuvuki to me ooo. Young blood they say is hotter than an old coagulated one oo.

Make haste while my body still fit dey resist orders from this Sapele water!

saucekid:

i don't make deals with rebels but for you, . . . . . . i'll make one exception
*i go give you any kuvuki babe you want*

conspiracy!!!. . . that is ridiculous as a warrior of kuvuki. . .i question your treachous conversation wit gilgee. . .ow come we don't knw gilgee out of all d few numbered princes of kuvukiland

na becuzz gigle na outcast

the lashes must b on his blablabla in the presence kingsize boobies befitting for a prince 

@Folly, Holy Thug and Clemcy,
I have concluded arrangements for free bobbies. 6 to each of you. Subsequently, I shall make the 3 of you my Royal Personnel.

Consider the offer and come to my side.

Talking about bosom, na Imported bosom ooo. Customized booby.

hmmn

folly r u pondering wat am pondering?

that mean u are both pounding yam

Ponder fast cuz I aint got all the time in the world.

@Delib
Seems you like pounded yam.
Please remember that na wetin man like dem dey take kill am ooo. So be on the run

lol

delib:

that mean u are both pounding yam

gilgee:

@Folly, Holy Thug and Clemcy,
I have concluded arrangements for free bobbies. 6 to each of you. Subsequently, I shall make the 3 of you my Royal Personnel.

Consider the offer and come to my side.

Talking about bosom, na Imported bosom ooo. Customized booby.

gilgee, kuvukiland is different frm 9ja, i dnt take bribes, i av as much boobies as i wnt & in case i need more saucy is @ my service

@Holy
After grooving one of the bobbie, you now want to disappoint me abi? This is a betrayal!
I'll definitely succeed in my coup, so the earlier you cooperate with me, the better for you ooo.

succeed




pls change that word to success.

Oh yes success

yeah sucess419

gilgee:

@Holy
After grooving one of the bobbie, you now want to disappoint me abi? This is a betrayal!
I'll definitely succeed in my coup, so the earlier you cooperate with me, the better for you ooo.

um. . .u shd av ur lips chopped off

and given to you abi? The boobies you roasted and ate alone no do you?
Na my lips e reach now ehen?
I will reserve my comments until I finish the coup.

*in the process of running his bla bla bla get entagled with a tree*