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| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 11:53am On Mar 07, 2008 |
clemcykul: **gets his tongue cut off, his hands and legs amputated, his eyeballs plucked off, and his two ears cut off** Now tell me how you gonna get the king acquainted with my plans.  |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 12:10pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
holythug quickly gets his spare parts by vomitting dem, gets them fixed & continues runnin |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 12:13pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
lmao  |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
gets hold of holythug, begs him to become my asst. because avnt seen someone as strong as him in years. He accepts, hugs me, tries kissing me, gives him a hot slap **he thought I am gay**, shakes hands with him. Deal concluded. Now Holythug would be the asst. king of Kuvuki after the coup. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
comegrasstulations! |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:21pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
thanksu joh! |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
 reserves comments, but kuvuki as being peace ful b4 d arrival of d prodigal son, looks on like an elder waitin to see wats next bt theres no asst. king in kuvuki right frm d time of d great fore fore fathers |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:54pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
ponders over what thug said ** there is always a beginning and an end. This is the beginning of a hip Kuvuki. We are tired of classic Kuvuvuki!** |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 1:17pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
hmmmn call on me when u ar ready to take over i'll offer my humble assistance,no post or boobies needed in return just just can't wait to bring down dat sucker kid  |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 1:24pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
@Folly69 More gbadun to your elbow, more sucor to your owondo, more otokoh to your otondoh, more sacun sacun to your ishiegun. Eshe ooo |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 1:34pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
what they don't known is dat the fore fathers of kuvuki land consulted me and i made the master plan of kuvuki land b4 some elements stole it from me. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 1:37pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
and it is said in d begining that a time will come when the true prince to the throne will return to his rightful position and all the kuvuki booobies shall bounce freely and happily ever after. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 1:51pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
And the time is now! I am the true and only prince of Kuvuki. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 1:57pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
may de boobies and yanshes of kuvuki be with u  |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 2:57pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
*i disprince gilgee and as from this post,he ceases to be nobody* |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 3:01pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
saucekid:  Pardon my yeyeness sir. U always told me that when u discipline a child with one hand, you draw him back with the other. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 3:03pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
by whoms authority gilgee  u lilly hearted chicken u disappoint me  |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 3:05pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
*because he's a disappointed sperm that managed to [center]I DISPRINCE YOU[/center] |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
amen |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 3:27pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
*settled* |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 3:39pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
 Only trying to fool the king. Now am back! War! War!! War!!! **Shoots a spiritual arrow, saucekid falls down, starts convulsing, and starts yelling Prince the throne is yours! I Surrender! I Surrender!! I Surrender!!!** |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 3:42pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
dats more like it gets in stand by hummer and starts engine |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 3:44pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
@ gilgee you just dey play sha. . . . . you have no idea |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 3:46pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
saucekid: I no wan get the idea joh! As u don gimmie throne so, na me go give u the idea. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 3:49pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
who give you throne? *hope say you remember say absalom die when he wan take david throne* |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 3:53pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
gilgee na story im dey talk don't listen to absolute jibberish |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 3:56pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
@ folly i just like you. . . . . when you lead the guy to him death,you go possess him house |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 4:00pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
@ Saucekid Since your odeshi no let you see road, I go soon hit again. Absalom no use brain, he just dey do gra gra. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 4:02pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
@ gilly keep firing |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 4:15pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
Na we we (not ganja oo) na. |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 5:47pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
saucy theres a way out |
| Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 6:04pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
Sure there is. @Holy Whats Ur brand? Tombo or akpe abi sapele water? |
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