BerryAnny:

Bro,pls do I stand any chance of gaining admission in Unilag? I scored 253 in Jamb And had 5Bs' in O'level(just one sitting) and I opted 4 Mass Communication.

my brother u stand a big chance, just back it up with prayers.

vecman22:


What are you saying, so he should blame jamb CBT now?? How can you write jamb and score 147 haba..


Is like your own jamb score is worst...

wee u keep kwayet?

some people could not even finish one subject cos of system failure and u here talking thrash.


I say keep kwayet!¡!!!



I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK .

Bentley.

op ur name na copitor.



I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

bewla:
iku ki pani AYO lon pa yen . that dose not kill enjoyment does

weed!weed!weed!






I'm very rich my people.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

Victornezzar:

D 1 u nd ipobexposed av been failing since time immemorial

u mean Nigerian own version of TOEFL?

how are u my boy by the way?

already on my way to my oil company office.

see u in the evening.


I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

what's jamb pls?
I have been hearing of jamb since I joined this thread.
can someone help me with it pls?


I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

delishpot:


Haba. Dem don sell am already na. Abi You can not understand wetin I write?

we are almost through with the signing.


don't miss this opportunity of being employed.

u know u don't have any job( so kind of me).




I'm very rich my people o.


Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

[quote author=Tahrah post=56909742][/quote]take am hater.



I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

delishpot:
Abeg bros, make I come be your personal assistant in running Nigeria na . Since you get the purchasing power, let me be ya special adviser/PA. I know how to manage countries well well

Eh, but for real Naija has been sold to China. You come late bros

apply officially.


no time to waste.


I'm very rich my people.

Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

Jacksparr0w1207:

hater take am.
I'm very rich my people o. I'm very rich o. not dangote type o.

wey my gong? kokokokokoko. people of Trafford here me o. I'm very rich ooooooo.

Jacksparr0w1207:
Get busy dude

working in an oil company here so I refer the advice to u ( so kind of me)








I'm very rich my people.


Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

Jacksparr0w1207:
Rubbish!

one victim spotted.

em pain am die.

I'm very rich my people.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
hater take this and never show face for my thread again!!

centitan:


Good jamb score and olevel result but you know that after medicine, law is the most sought after course in Nigeria and according to the stats last year,about 3500 candidates applied for law in unijos alone so man there is fierce competition for maybe 100 slots
Did you think with ur results u will be in the first 100, ur chances are maybe 60-70% but I'm 100% sure unijos will admit u this session if not law maybe political science and other related courses
But make sure say u pray ooo hope 2 c u next session

bro thank so much for this.

pls don't be offended with my questions.

do u know the model unijos used last year?

what are my chances at BUK with the above scores for law

back from my oil company work at Trafford, UK.

make I gist u guys on wetin dey happen for Europe right now cos I know u guys cannot afford nice TV to dey listen to world news( so generous and kind of me).


cos that I'm very rich and intelligent person, before any important decisions are make, I must be there.

so we eventually make some laws that permit rich folks like me to dey buy countries and they run them like football clubs.

I wana buy Nigeria first then come buy USA later.I'm very sure that Nigeria wouldn't cost more than 30 billion Euros.

bill gate na Small boy where I dey.
he always go into hiding at the sight of me.


haters would surely say that am high on weed but i give una lies to una faces cos I'm current wearing boxers sitting in one dust bin area for Trafford, UK staring graceful at passersby.had it been that I'm high on a weed,I would have been in my room lying comfortable in my bed but here I dey inside dustbins area for Trafford, UK.

u can see clearly for ur self that I'm not high on any weed.

I wana buy Nigeria atleast to ride am like Caro's waist .


I'm very rich my people(not dangote type of rich o,I even rich bill gate sef)

Trafford, UK is the base.

Bentley is the machine.

my people I greet o.
back from my oil company office at Trafford, UK.
let's go down to the biz.

GCE EXAM MATHS.
paper:2hours30mins
instruction: Attempt all questions.

(1) u have dated a girl for two years,eventually she dropped u for another guy.Calculate the percentage of time wasted (20 marks)..

(2) u bought a phone for ur girl friend, eventually she gave it to another guy,using trigonometric identities derive what kind of love is this(20 marks)..

(3)you are a girl but have dated twenty guys with hard labour, using the law of diminishing returns, calculate the substance left for ur future husband to enjoy (20 marks)..


(4) u are a guy dating about fifteen girls and every girl is demanding for iPhone 6 and Samsung Galaxy,
(a)plot a graph of girls as against price of iPhone.
(b) use ur graph to estimate ur future poverty..


(5) u cannot give ur wife 500# for a pot of soup but u use 50k in the beer parlour, calculate the radius of ur stupidity using radius 3.142 (20 marks)..


BEst of Luck(Trafford, UK)


don't forget that:
I'm very rich.

lives in Trafford, UK.

derives Bentley 2030 model.

Sleekshady:
....

must u book space?

I'm very rich my people.
Trafford, UK is the base.

Bentley is the machine.

centitan:
.
sure you have a gud chance but your two sittings seems an obstacle,I was with the department for management science which houses marketing 100lvl and some of them don't have the score u do
but still keep your fingers crossed and continue praying to God with him all things are possible
But shey u no say unijos calendar is way behind imagine matric on may 3 when others are doing theirs january .man my friend in unillorin(100lvl )was given admission the same session as me,went to skul ,finished a full semester and came back for break in march dats was wen I was showing him I just got admission in unijos

Anyways welcome to unijos
but u must get patience for admission list because all ur peers will have gone to skul and forgotten that they were aspirants b4 ur list comot
welcome again proud unijosites

bro advice pls.


250 jamb score.

olevel goes thus:

2As.
1B3.
2C4.

gunning for law at unijos or BUK.

what's ur say bro?

padiga047:
This guy too funny.


Trafford, U.K
Bentley.

u want to live in London.

if u continue to be good boy,I will connect u to London.

we own London. no big about that.
I'm very rich my people.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

over here,Trafford, UK.

u only need Yoruba science not further maths.
jambito everywhere.


I'm very rich my people.

Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

mzhorlah:
kiddo, it's last your bed time

its already morning over here, Trafford, UK.



preparing for my oil company work.

Victornezzar:

No be Trafford u dey stay
y u con dey insult our galz
Pick any gal from d so kald Trafford

of course I live in Trafford but naija girls na girls.


bleeps white.


I'm very rich my people.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

mzhorlah:
I don't do jambites

miz am not a jambite.

what's jambite sef..


a Harvard graduate.

first class.

mzhorlah:
what was your score in the just concluded Jamb I hope you made it this time

so person cannot take jamb play with u guys again



I'm a Harvard graduate.

first class o

Victornezzar:

Owfa u don see d gal wey go follow u go Trafford

I swear naija babes stubborn gan

Victornezzar:

Owfa u don see d gal wey go follow u go Trafford

I swear naija babes stubborn gan

mzhorlah.


I like u.
forget Trafford, rich,Bentley talk.
I like them natural beauty .

wetin carry u come here my enemy?



victornezzar

lefulefu:

Baba for the babes .i raise my two hands for u

good boy

lefulefu:

Baba for the babes .i raise my two hands for u

good boy

my house in UK is not all that far from Dimples 182's.


I lie miz??



I'm very rich my people.
Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

mzhorlah:
move to the next person, she might be moved by all this

issorite miz.

I'm very rich my people.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

Tajbol4splend:
The one wey I just stand up on top, hin yansh big pass this one, e even double hin size sef

I hate lies.

always straight forward.

I'm very rich my people.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

mzhorlah:
why you too they lie like this stop jor am not lying

hmmm.

u take style fine o.

don't u like Bentley?
Trafford, UK?
fine and rich dude?


pm ASAP

lefulefu:
na d legs tire me.see as dem fold

my girl legs ur eyes reach so? is OK.

u no go smell that legs. is meant for rich dude like me.



I'm very rich my people. Trafford, UK. Bentley