Bobola07:


u can create it naw. Am sure there are many nairalanders and guests who also applied dere but r waiting 4 sum1 to create d thread.

Besides, Which skul is dat??

BUK is the school!!!
I dont think they have many aspirants here cos a guy did create thread here but,it failed woefully!!!

oldfoolnigger:
Big bro!! howfar?
u are following the thread too?

my brother.
my own skul no get thread here on nl,so I'm following this one discreetly.
how u?

McLove:
I think anyone that want to do CLA can also do Yoruba in his UTME right?

No

m

Tuale my igbos brothers!!!
always seizing situations to their own advantages!



Evans yaff suffered

lilbest4:
no one has ever got first class in the history of our department. You might be lucky enough to get high CGPA in 100 and 200 Level but once you get to 300 level, the marking scheme will be so strict that getting an "A" would be almost impossible. It's 300 and 400 level that normally spoil the show.

As for the courses they are as follows :

100 level
CFA101 Introduction to
Computer
ELS101
Introduction to
African
Literature


ELS102 Introduction to
Poetry


ELS103 English
Language


ELS104
Introduction to
Drama &
Theater

. GST101 Use of English
& Library

GST102 Philosophy &
Logic

MEL106 INTRODUCTION
TO FOREIGN
LANGUAGE

ELS111 Use of English
Composition

ELS112 Introduction to
Fiction

. ELS113 English
Language II

. ELS114
Introduction to
General
Phonetics

GST111 Nigerian People
& Culture

GST112
History &
Philosophy of
Sciences

MEL116
Introduction to
a Second
Foreign
Language 11

no first class graduate since the inception of the department!
which school is that pls?


thank u very much bro but are all these courses for just 100l?

firstclassmumu! I saw u viewing! what are u doing here?

s

I'm holy wahala!!!
truth shall be kind to me cos I know it!!!
History will be kind to me cos I never see wrong and keep my mouth shut!!
posterity will be kind to me cos I say what others will be shy to say!!!
them call me parrot but truth,history and posterity see me as a patriotic and someone who shun injustice!!!


most of u guys that didn't see una names on the list,u are not a failure, rather factors beyond ur control pushed u down!!!

there was a country that shun meritocracy but glorifies mediocrity!!!

there was a country where who knows who prevails over what u can do!!!!



u are not a failure!!!!




bad system failed u guys!!!

mouth cannot explains how I feel here.

from jamb's secret agendas to NDA!!!

I will be a writer!!
I will be novelist!!
I will be a playwright!!
I will be a poet!!!

with my writings, world will see that I hate injustice!!
History will love my name for that!!
posterity will call me my beloved son!!!
truth will hug me for knowing her!





just my 20naira pen will do all these!!!


Didn't try NDA thou,just a concern citizen!!!


I'm holy wahala!!!!

fawaz22:
Nda no be by force,i cannt kill myself,we dat ar nt shortlisted,dem want mk we enjoy civilian lyf small b4 trading our freedom...cross leg with kulikuli nd kunu holywahala do u care?

no drink am finish ooo

omotayo98:
...BRO dat statement is correct

hmmm.
English sha!!
confusion everywhere!!

lilbest4:
na naija we dey naaa. You can work as a proofreader, writer, critic, customer care, scriptwriter even in embassies and with the right connection, anywhere you want. The easiest job to get is lecturing and media stuffs.

If You are able to graduate with strong 2.1 most polytechnics will rush you because most people graduate with 3rd class and few with 2.2.

First class is almost impossible.

I'm studying ELS, that is, English and Literary Studies.
We do creative writing and other composition courses if you know what you are doing, you should be a good writer even before you get to 400L

wow thanks for this!

but why did u say that first class is almost impossible?
is the course that hard or what?

sorry for disturbing u much.
pls can u tell me 100l courses for English and literature with little introductions on each.
thanks bro.


Cc: oldfoolnigger

Godwils3:


Lolxxx d guy with d holy wahala..... Although I wander how wahala go take deh holy..... Hahahaha

Bro you see ba, I don't know why this happened but I know God has a plan.....

Thanks so much for believing in me despite my failure and disappointment......

I don't have much to say but wish you the very best in your ride........ Be strong for more is yet to come...... Once again thanks Sir

pls modify that failure and disappointment in ur post.
I hate those two words like kilode.
Be serious with ur skul(Abu).
just see this as NDA was not meant for me this year

elderhimself:
I call her my Mammi water..... Queen Bee
This woman fine die.
I will keep waiting for you Bee, till Jay Z dies.....even if its in old age, you promised to marry me oh.


“I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain” .. Jay Z

ur problem is a problem

lilbest4:
you're wrong my sister.
Have you heard of subjunctive mood?
e.g "she walks as though she were a queen"

"He wished he were a lady"

" if I were Ade" not "if I was Ade"

This is called subjunctive mood. It it takes the plural past form of the "to be" verb.

Please don't speak " if I was Ade" in public

English!!!
u see!!
a very complicated language! !.


if I may ask,how do u see English as a course?
how marketable is the course?
do u think studying English would help one be a very good writer?(novelist,playwright,poet).
Where do they work after graduation?

MsFaith:

do you notice there is an 'if' before 'I' ?. Now that 'were' tagged along because of the 'u' in the statement, not the 'I'. Another example, if I was Ade, I would..........
You can't say, 'if I were Ade.........

thank u miss.

wife material.
not all these Facebook slay Queens

Flexherbal:
The Subjunctive Mood
A verb is in the subjunctive mood when it expresses a condition which is doubtful or not factual. It is most often found in a clause beginning with the word if. It is also found in clauses following a verb that expresses a doubt, a wish, regret, request, demand, or proposal.

These are verbs typically followed by clauses that take the subjunctive:

ask, demand, determine, insist, move, order, pray, prefer, recommend, regret, request, require, suggest, and wish.
In English there is no difference between the subjunctive and normal, or indicative, form of the verb except for the present tense third person singular and for the verb to be.

The subjunctive for the present tense third person singular drops the -s or -es so that it looks and sounds like the present tense for everything else.

The subjunctive mood of the verb to be is be in the present tense and were in the past tense, regardless of what the subject is.

Incorrect: If I was you, I would run.
Correct: If I were you, I would run.
(The verb follows if and expresses a non-factual condition.)

Incorrect: I wish he was able to type faster.

Correct: I wish he were able to type faster.
(The second verb is in a clause following a verb expressing a wish. It also suggests a non-factual or doubtful condition.)

Incorrect: His requirement is that everyone is computer literate.

Correct: His requirement is that everyone be computer literate.
(Subordinate clause follows main clause with a demand.)

Incorrect: He recommended that each driver reports his tips.

Correct: He recommended that each driver report his tips.

Sometimes we may use the conditional auxiliary verbs of could, should, or would to express the same sense.

Subjunctive:I wish he were kinder to me.
Conditional: I wish he would be kinder to me.

Note: In modern English, the subjunctive is found only in subordinate clauses.


Source:http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000031.htm

thank u for this sir!

fawaz22:
eyaah,tanx so much nd i really appreciate the leadership attribute u feel i posses.less i 4get woh happen to ur bentley,he don develop fault.no tel me say u don crash ham lyk dat reckless wizkid did to his porsche.i love bentley

oh!!!



I actual wanted to qoute Godwils3
and not u.

I don't understand nairaland again.


shun that sir.

I was referring to Godwils3 and not u

fawaz22:
mk the guy no cry,no shaking lyk 2baba.70th rc stil dey cum if age permit,pls help me check dis my frnd name if dem mk d list.shuaibu oluwaseyi(ogun state),olagunju emmanuel(ekiti state)

none found in the list

fawaz22:
thanks bro.am nt disturb ssc can stil mk my dream cum true..buh mr nda or military wateva u ar regarded as patriotic guyz dey carry their money beg u nau u no gree colect,if dis guy cum dey discharge magnificent duties combine with intelligence nd creativity 4 US army that iz wen u go realize say dem be nigerians cum dey claim 4 whr u no sow.or u na want mk man go join biafra army.u ar losing, patriotic guyz get something to offer u.

Bro so pity u couldn't make it!!!!

wish they could use xray to view ur superb officer qualities!!!

u have got leadership qualities!!!

pray God grant u ur heart desires come next year.





modified::

Godwils3


this comment is directed at u!!!
nairaland pls rectify this miss quoting issues

NLProblemChild:
what if I tell you wrong name?

I know ur reg number sir

fawaz22:
thanks bro.am nt disturb ssc can stil mk my dream cum true..buh mr nda or military wateva u ar regarded as patriotic guyz dey carry their money beg u nau u no gree colect,if dis guy cum dey discharge magnificent duties combine with intelligence nd creativity 4 US army that iz wen u go realize say dem be nigerians cum dey claim 4 whr u no sow.or u na want mk man go join biafra army.u ar losing, patriotic guyz get something to offer u.

leave them.

that's how they will continue rejecting patriotic citizens who are willing to serve.
wetin concern.
oh pity my friend!!!
the dude has been crying since morning!

[quote author=NLProblemChild post=57665050][/quote]what's ur name so that we can confirm it!!!

NLProblemChild:
Guys.. Help me thank God oo.. I failed jamb and got shortlisted...

which kind lie is this ?

libertymax:


wow omo u gat hope i scored 204 mehn but ursis gonna last three years.

jamb validity still remains one year!!!



the bill was never passed to law.
jamb seriously kicked against such move!!!

fawaz22:
help me check osun list faculty of scn fawaz temitope

Not there sir!!!.












NDA I hail u guys!!!.
this explains the reason for the ages it took u guys to release the list.
connection at its........



mtchewwww.

souljaboi007:
Someone shuld help me check my name.. salami shaibu kogi state

Not there sir

Victornezzar:
Op no more Trafford Uk

Trafford UK is there na

lefulefu:

i think he meant to say he hates gay folks

thank u for this !

samyfreshsmooth:

u hate guy folks but love gay folks innit?

Shame on you

I meant to say gay and not guy. u ought to know that's just a mistake!!!

lefulefu:

..u no check babe dp na fellow man dp u dey analyse

I do check babes name.

ain't guy bro!
hate guy folks like ....

I was just doing my normal stuff when I stumbled on his monicker.
His monicker says cute....so I decided to check it out and as well bash him if his face didn't meet the expectations of his monicker but I ended up leaving his profile well satisfied.

what's ur say my fellow Nl?.



modified:::


ain't gay biko.
hate that word like kilode