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Gaming / Re: Help O,so Itel 1408 Cannot Play Games? by holywahala19(m): 11:35pm On Jun 01, 2017
Unlimited22:
512mb ram??
Most games require at least 1gb ram to play properly.
What r the gpu and cpu specs?
Modified-
Mali 400?
Mtk 6572??
1.3Ghz dual-core??
Sorry man, no high end games. The lag would make u smash the phone.
Let's not even go into screen resolution.
thank u.

na trash I go buy.
issorite.

what phone do u suggest if I feel like buying?
budget,only 20 k
Romance / Re: Is This fashion or maddness check what this girl is wearing by holywahala19(m): 11:33pm On Jun 01, 2017
24hourNigeriane:
Waiting dey there
I don't think this ur question needs any answer.
check ur dp ur self.




Trafford big boy..
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Gaming / Re: Help O,so Itel 1408 Cannot Play Games? by holywahala19(m): 10:18pm On Jun 01, 2017
cc: aisleofisle. unlimited22. cheifokonko. anonymous20. cao. silkmoth. abdulsalam. others
pls una advice would be highly appreciated.
Gaming / Help O,so Itel 1408 Cannot Play Games? by holywahala19(m): 10:07pm On Jun 01, 2017
someone just transfered dream games 2017 to my phone but it keeps hanging.
I don't know if the problem is from my phone or from the guy that send the game to my phone.
below are the features of the said phone:
Android 5.1.
screen 4.0 inches.
8 GB ROM.
512 mb RAM.

help pls cannot imaging phone without playing any game with it.
Romance / Re: Is This fashion or maddness check what this girl is wearing by holywahala19(m): 9:53pm On Jun 01, 2017
24hourNigeriane:


You don't have to say just prove
how can I prove it ma? me like wetin dey thy dp thou

I'm very rich my people o. Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Education / Re: Ethiopia Blocks Internet 'to Stop Exam Cheats' by holywahala19(m): 8:09pm On Jun 01, 2017
good for them.

if na naija,na text books them go carry write the exams instead and u no go fe catch them.





I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.
Romance / Re: Is This fashion or maddness check what this girl is wearing by holywahala19(m): 7:03pm On Jun 01, 2017
Jfrankination:
been seeing this ur Bentley nd Trafford blah blah blah every wia..Young man, what is it?
poor jambito!!!


u don't even know where Trafford is.


Bentley u don't know what it is too.





I'm very rich my people o.


Trafford, UK.


Bentley.
Education / Re: I'll Be Giving Out N5,000 This Sunday closed.. by holywahala19(m): 9:29pm On May 30, 2017
I need money to dey fu.c.k below yanshe always.



I'm very rich my people o. Trafford, UK. Bentley.

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Romance / Re: My First Terrible Experience In Trafford, Uk. by holywahala19(m): 9:22pm On May 30, 2017
firstking01:
Keep hallucintaing UK.
lol.
let me shun this cos na poor man mentality.

I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Romance / Re: Who Say Weed Is Not Potent? by holywahala19(m): 8:34pm On May 30, 2017
lashorrt:
UK uses pounds not euros

Where in the world is your UK located
na Euros my oil company dey use ma.

we rich folks are allowed to use Euros while them poor folks are restricted to only pounds.



I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Romance / My First Terrible Experience In Trafford, Uk. by holywahala19(m): 7:32pm On May 30, 2017
Harvard uni offered me admission in the year 2009.
I parked my belongings and headed for USA.
but I had to branch at uncle's place at Trafford, UK for some stuffs.
note: I have never traveled out of my state in Nigeria before.

I went there and started showing the world that I'm a local champion.

the following day (evening) that preceded the day I arrived at Trafford, i was putting on Nigeria football Jersey doing my normal stuff(village life) on the street of Trafford.
one small boy like that saw me fooling around and called me irritating monkey.
I caught him and gave him a terrible beating but when I saw his old papa coming out,I ran to a night party going on around that area,pulled off my Jersey,was left out with only singlet and mixed with others who were not obvious of the happening.
the old man followed suit and meet the organizers of the party and with the description of the Jersey I was putting on then,they concluded that I'm a Nigerian.

the party organizers went to their power house and Putoff light.people started murmuring and some started going immediately.I was highly vexed cos the party was getting me inside inside.

some minutes later,they put on light again and having live on Nigeria all my life,I thought NEPA people has brought light and I started shouting NEPA! NEPA! NEPA just the way I normal do in Nigeria.
my brothers and sisters, that's how I was rounded up by the police o.
I cooled my head in the cell for 3 three days before my uncle was able to bail me with strong connection o.
I sharply moved to Harvard uni.




I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by holywahala19(m): 6:32pm On May 30, 2017
tobhykillz:
WHAT OF ME?
OR AM I NOT A BLESSING TO THIS FORUM?
lol bro.
of course ,all of us are blessings to this forum in our own ways.
just that the way Godwills handles issues here are worthy to be commended.


may God see us through.
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by holywahala19(m): 8:05am On May 30, 2017
Godwils3:

Keep it down brother... You're creating a scene...
Not by force for someone to believe you.. Everybody see from different perspective, you know what you are saying and you know the authenticity of it..... Whether someone chose to believe you or not it doesn't change the fact that what you're saying is TRUE....

Stop trying to prove yourself to people or you will lose value...
Take care..... No quarrels.... Morning sirs
I seconded this.

someone said something out of his vast knowledge in the system and another fellow tagged his idea a mungo park ideas.
issoriate.
mungo park u are making mockery of, today has registered his name in the sand of history.
when I checked last,the fellow is still an aspirant.
Godwills u are a blessing to this forum.
arcike pls do contribute when necessary, we appreciate sir.

God bless us all.
Romance / Re: Yeah by holywahala19(m): 6:22am On May 30, 2017
solomix10:
did you ask us/ before you kissed her ..cant ur empty head tell you d sentence is divided into two? Ode
ole!!

olodo!!!!!!






I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.
Romance / Re: Yeah by holywahala19(m): 1:03am On May 30, 2017
solomix10:
did you ask us before u kissed her
did and kissed?


elementary school fee is not that costly,kind go and register ur self to one(so kind of me)





I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Your Parents Have Caught You Doing? by holywahala19(m): 12:43am On May 30, 2017
Victornezzar:
She cot me nd a gal talking talking outside d church gate
And I was late 2 church........was 16 dat tym
u see ur life?

ur mates like me are over here at Trafford, UK making plenty Euros, Ego and u here doing 'talking to'.


issorite.

I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Romance / Re: If You Know English, Answer This. by holywahala19(m): 12:39am On May 30, 2017
lashorrt:
Around 28_31 of February that's the fall of it.

You're welcome
who dash February 31?
wee u keep kwayet.
olodo.


I very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Romance / Re: Calabar Gay Rights Activist Says He Will Feel Fulfilled If He Sucks God’s Dick by holywahala19(m): 12:36am On May 30, 2017
thunder fire that ur mouth u used to blasphem against God.
poor people making noise while we rich folks keep making plenty Euros.

I'm very rich my people o. Trafford, UK. Bentley.
Education / Re: What Is The Worst Wrong Thing You Have Ever Been Taught In School (see Mine) by holywahala19(m): 11:05pm On May 29, 2017
durasome:
mine was in my ss3 2013/14 our geography teacher told us that we have only seventeen countries in Africa just because only seventeen countries qualified for the African cup of Nations then. till today I still see that man and I use to say to myself how did this one scald through to become a teacher.
scald through indeed.

elementary school fee is not all that costly,go enrol urself to one.



I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford UK.
Bentley.
Romance / Re: Who Say Weed Is Not Potent? by holywahala19(m): 9:51pm On May 29, 2017
adadike281:
cheesy grin
u dp just met my heart.

igboitic waist .
kudos ma.


I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

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Romance / Re: Who Say Weed Is Not Potent? by holywahala19(m): 9:50pm On May 29, 2017
professorfal:
is that u sir?


I'm very rich my people o. Trafford, UK. Bentley.
Education / Re: BREAKING: UI Shut Over Students’ Protest by holywahala19(m): 9:37pm On May 29, 2017
doctimonyeka:
Where are we herding to as a country?? Everything is in quagmire... May God help us all..
herding indeed.

I take God beg u,go enrol ur self in any nearby elementary school.
I will pay for the costs.



I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.
Education / Re: The "Pepper Dem Gang" Mentality. by holywahala19(m): 9:16pm On May 29, 2017
I'm too high on some costly weed to understand anything up there.
is there any one pepper is peppering there or u mean people that sale pepper at alaba market.
summary my people o.


I'm very rich my people o. Trafford, UK. Bentley.

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Romance / Who Say Weed Is Not Potent? by holywahala19(m): 9:07pm On May 29, 2017
I did not go to my oil company office today cos of important appointment I had with the white house.

there is this area that they sale naija dried weed at Trafford, UK.

I bought some that values 2000 Euros ( surprise right? that's small money where I dey.Euros! Euros! Euros! everywhere.)

went home and took small quantity and zoom,I found my self in the street of Trafford driving my Bentley around the city.
I drove to and fro to a certain point (4hours to be precise) when I discovered to my greatest dismay that I left my Bentley keys at home.
I went home,took my baths and cancelled my appointment with the white house with immediate alacrity.

my friend told me that I did the impromptu race with only boxers but I did believe him.


I'm very rich my people o.

Trafford, UK.

Bentley.

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