₦airaland Forum

Stephen2324:
1. The fornicators

These ones are extremely excited about the news because they’ve use masturbation to finish themselves at home...They need to goan fornicate badly with a human being.

2. The scammers

These ones are low budget yahoo boys that are using their parents as client to cashout.. They’ll collect money for text book and handout that don’t exist. Them Dey house with client so no format fit work for now. So they’re definitely happy school is reopening.

3. The SLAY MAMA.

These ones are tired of dressing properly at home & going to grind tomatoes... A whole “sexy Lizzie” going for choir practice�...
They wantu rush back to school and continue runs and fake life. They’re definitely happy about school reopening.

4. The Yahoo boys

These girlfriend snatchers are definitely happy about school re-opening because they can’t wait to goan tension people’s children with ‘lockdown cashout’.
Agba wire wire! Eez only God that wee just you ooh �.

5. The ISRAELITES

These ones crave genuine freedom from their hostile parents... These set of students are very happy ‘cos now they can finally leave home & get peace of mind in school.

6. The ones that have MOVED ON.

These ones accepted their fate early... They forgot about being a student and got lockdown jobs,some of them have even gone to learn trade in onitsha main market. So the school re-opening news don’t even bother them at all.

7. The ones that just wantu goan GRADUATE

These ones are just happy that they won’t spend extra year cos of corona... They just wantu graduate and forget about school and it’s big trousers & ugly shoe wearing lecturers.

8. The MARLIAN

set awon “school Na scam”.... These ones might have even forgotten their reg number sef. They’re definitely unhappy about school reopening. They just wantu make money,relazz & be takin karuff.
Who school epp?

9. The UNBOTHERED

If school like, it should open or close nothing concern them. These ones are not happy or sad about school reopening.


10. ADD your own

thesicilian:
Maybe we should just adopt "an eye for an eye" as a punishment strategy

Dreamliner787:
Igbo, dey cure corona

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
They better pay fine if there is an option for fine...

Our jail nor funny

Mide3367:
Lol

rottennaija:
Use your kidney. It's more valuable.

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YorubaPrince:
[s]Neither is she aware of ur useless existence...

wixemmy:
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sinkhole:
I consider this a prayer and I say Amen to it

Privatepart00:
Some students need it , so they can lash the kpekus that’s been cobwebbed for long

Benediktejike:
Maths, English, general knowledge on current affairs and knowledge about MTN.
4.95.. 69.. FUPRE... Elect Elect.
The only thing that matters is ur test score and the average test scores of other persons writing

mariahAngel:
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Camos:
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jaeyking:
i applied before, though in ND1 was sent a mail that i didnt qualify so at least am expecting a mail to know if i qualify or not

Imiete:
chai Nigeria is cursed

blazingblender:
while i was battling with the questions ..., the invigilator just quietly said .(if u brought ur money once i cum 2 ur sit gv meh) money ? money ? i asked my self before i could reply my self the man was already in frnt of me he asked of my money ....but i told him i had no money ...every1 around looked at me like i was a ghost i was wondering why they where all surprised ..and the man made this comment(i see u have choosen to fail maths) mehn i wont fear gripped me ..he carried meh and dropped me some wie isolated where i will do my exams alone shoooi ...after collecting d money he started sharing answers to those who did paid o boi i was scared and dumbfounded cus the questions where extremely hard to the extent that i couldnt evn answer a single question ....i saw people getting answers from differdnt waec groups on whatsapp i just felt really alone ...while thinking of what to do ....MY SAVIOR CAME lol yeah this guy found a way to sneak answer papers into my isolated place wooooo6w i was soo happy even

jaeyking:
polytechnic HND1, on a 3.87/4 point scale

Dranoid:
So what of hard/smart work?

BTW concerning the post, that word 'waylay' makes me laugh anytime I hear it.

jaeyking:
please can you screenshot it. I didn't receive any email from them