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Karlebolu:
Let me save this for future reference.

Ole is winning UEL and Super Cup.

Lol.

Win,lose or draw,we go still yab am.

Illimitable:
I’d sell Martial, Rashford, Daniel James, Lingard, Jones, Mata and Tuanzebe to get this guy.

He’s just 20 years of age for fück’s sake and Bundesliga has 4 fewer league games than other top 5 European leagues.

So imagine how many more he would score if Bundesliga has 38 league games? To put this in perspective, Rooney never scored 40 goals in any season in his career.

Haaland could be the next Ronaldo.

Well, to be honest till he gets here I'd keep my judgement on him.
A good number of Bundesluga imports tend to struggle in England,particularly at United.
See all the noise they made about Werner and Havertz on the shekpes side. High profile signings with very mediocre output this season.

Hes a talent no doubt.

We OleOuters and OlePhobes, rising from our weekly sitting have declared a ceasefire with our resident Olesexuals and have agreed to suspend all criticism of the Norweigian Emmanuel Amuneke; till the outcome of the Yoruba League final is decided.

We have also decided that this thread will burn if he bottles that final game come Wednesday with specific targets in mind ,while also reminding him that winning the cup doesn't make him immune from further severe criticism for bottling a promising 2021 season.


We wish him and the squad all the best,while still reiterating that he is a clueless dullard who is grossly incompeyent unfit to sit at the helm of our bench.

Signed.

Illimitabl.e
Joe,zinho
Patrick.muf
Larri.de
Terble.Champ
Exp.ert17
Nani.667

On behalf of all OlePhobes on this thread.

Illimitable:
Haaland has scored his 40th goal this season across all competitions.

This boy is a machine.

Somehow I don't dig the guy.

I know he's good.

I just can't emotionally spend a kobo on him.
I don't know why.

handelex:
Managers hardly moan about their own shortcomings, you of all people should know that so expecting Ole to be moaning about six home losses every time to the press is bad PR. We know there r are shortcomings, Ole knows that, the players know that, the club knows that.

With the right additions this summer let's see how he fares in the last year of his contract, then the jury can conclusively and deservedly give a verdict. His own words would indict him if he fails to deliver.

Fair enough.

Let's wait and see.

Next season is just by the corner.

afrodoc:
Back then[b] when I dropped it like it’s hot about Greenwood that he was a better finisher than our senior strikers[/b] some people here wanted to lynch me.

Laird is better going forward than AWB. You can take it to the bank. Defensively though he still has a lot to learn, and he also has to stay fit.

I admit I found that claim a bit far fetched back then, but time has more than proved you right.

No need for strong head. If elder talk dey something, na to take heed.

handelex:
Ole has clearly said this 2nd place finish ain't good enough, the aim is to win the league next season. What do you want the man to say again?

Clearly the man can't do or say anything right as far as you guys are concerned.

No sir.
It's the narratives part that got to me.

When he was talking about being unbeaten away, why didn't he mention his 6 losses at home,including one to bottom Sheffield United?

You accuse people of selecting what we want fir narratives, but your manCrush is doing the exact same thing and is selling people the idea that the club is moving forward when in actual sense the jury is largely out on the club.

Ole has nothing to say to me that will interest me till he gets us playing like a serious title contender.

Karlebolu:
You might have a point.

But coming from a coach such as Klopp. It's nothing but excuses.

The problem is, why should it be excused away or called champ talk because it's not coming from OGS.

Klopp even said he's greatest achievement would be to qualify for top four. If OGS should say this, area go scatter.

Bro trust me the Liverpool faithful aren't taking Klopp's comments lightly.
He hasn't explained his team's abject title defence to the fanbase who've been expecting more than champions league qualification after winning the league.

handelex:
Of course, ignore others and quote the one that suits the narrative.

Funny you'd call facts "narratives"

The Ole talking about a bad start fluffed his lines when he was on top of the table and everyone else looked out of sorts.

It's not like Man City didn't have their own bad start as well, getting thrashed at home by Leicester City and losing their best player by January, only to go on a crazy winning streak,while we celebrated not losing at places like Leeds and West Brom for an "unbeaten" record.

But here they are,so far infont of us, as league champions, while our own is patting himself in the back for finishing second. The foolish clown is the one you should tackle about "narrative", given how he has avoided mentioning how he lost 6 home games in a season and failing to beat some of the worst sides that football has ever seen.

But hey,we're all selecting what we want for "narratives",isn't it?

Karlebolu:
Kane with 30+ G & A
Sancho with 30+ G & A
Bruno with 30+ G & A
Rashford, Cavani, Greenwood, Pogba, Martial with 20+ G & A

With Ndidi relegating Fred to championship. Varane joining in the defense.

Even Guardiola would be jealous.

Hehehe.

Only one problem with that fantasy.

The Scandinavian Monday Sinclair/Dahiru Sadi at the helm of our bench will ensure that they become worthless.

If we still have our Norweigian Bora Multirubbish, we are only going to be talking progress this time next year.
No matter who we sign.

TrebleChamp:
Yet Ole extended the contract of a player who is never fit for a full season, Bailly like Jones will be collecting salary for another 4 years for doing absolutely nothing...

Back to item 6 on today's agenda. . .

Joezinho:
Alabimumu, you are good at fanning embers of discord.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!! Stop acting like a overgrown sissy..

Come out of the closet, haemophrodite - you swing both ways.

Low blow.

Point deducted for rough house tactics.

Second violation will result in disqualification

patrickmuf:
We have a lot of sissies masquerading as real men here...If you want to join in an argument or discourse, feel free and not sit in the sidelines like cowards do to throw jabs...

Please will the recipient(s) of this hot mail come claim their package at the delivery stand?

adebayo201:
Hmmm....

Title of this mail: To Whom It May Concern

that mail has h******x address all over it.

Na jump and pass tins.

KingTom:
Oya o

Today's topic of discussion

1. Ole
2. Ole
3. Ole
4. Ole
5. Olesexuals
6. Ole.
AOB.
1. Bailly
2. Fred
3. Ole

Meeting coordinators: fencists (oga afro.doc2)

elampiro:
Nothing has changed on the log. This is most important at the moment instead of risky our players to go all out for unnecessary battles with Europa league final in front of us.

We should rather be blaming the stupid fans who prevented the Liverpool original fixture from taking place. They put the team in a difficult situation.

You really think the fans are the problem of the club,not the greedy owners who decided to join a Super League without consulting even the players who by and large generate the revenue for them?

That one off me.

If that is all you took out from the protest,instead of the several other salient issues that have been bedeviling the club since the Glazers took it over, then I cant help you.
Sometimes you need to look outside the box.

The team is poorly coached. It's that simple. Blaming your inability to beat a relegated Fulham on fixture congestion is a cop out.

handelex:
Most of them yes, but not all.

and OleSexuals are . . .? ?

nitrogen:
You don’t know the meaning of progress abeg. 66 to 66 to 71points is progress, but 81 points is not progress. We will def get there.

Thanks for educating me sir.

You know,with olesexuals,you can't be sure what anything is anymore.


We just chant the slogan.

PROGRESS!!!

Shey na wetin dem want?

Expert17:
6 months

0m spent

2 trophies

UCL semi-final

1 point behind Lille, and can still win the title

What a fvcking bottler

Plastic of glass bottle?

TrebleChamp:
Poch in 6 months has won 2 trophies, Ole in 3 years has won ...

Progress trophy
Comeback award

United yet to win in 4 out of 5 games in all comps.

But Olephobes are emotional

Expert17:
The funny part is, PSG can still win the league o

At least PSG are in contention for the league title going into the last game.

But here they are celebrating being second,despite being streets and avenues behind the league winners.

Olesexuals will continually hiss at the obvious general bad play when we can't beat relegated sides,but make excuses for him and his dunce antics.

The white Okey Emordi no go tire to dey dull.

patrickmuf:
Una go tire...

Una get phobia for trophies abi?

You'll rwad all the excuses for Ole but other managers are winning trophies...

Lille is one game away from winning Lifue 1...PSG are in ligue 1

Atletico too are one win away from winning La Liga...Real Madrid and Barcelona are in LA Liga

Inter have won the Serie A...

Sporting have won the Portuguese league ahead of Porto and Benfica...

All the the above teams have not broken the bank to be in the position they are in.

Lille lost Pepe last 2 seasons but that didn't stop them.

Atletico haven't out spent Madrid and Barcelona neither do they have better players but Simeone is doing his thing...

Sporting lost Bruno and many thought they'll struggle but the y have just won the Portuguese league...

Inter and Conte didn't spent 300m but Serie A is in the bag...

In England, Rodgers has gone ahead to win a trophy but Ole fan boys who have a thing for mediocrity will churning out excuses after excuses...

Progressives...

Bia Patrick, it seems you have forgotten that we have loyal party faithful here.
You need to off ya mic o.

Have you forgotten our slogan in here?

71 points....PROGRESS!!!
Back to back Champions League...PROGRESS!!!
3rd to 2nd...PROGRESS!!!
DNA....PROGREEEESSSS!!!!

OLE GUNNAR....PROGREEEESSSSSSS

Illimitable:
I am not even happy that everyone wants Ole to sign new strikers.

Won’t the new striker disturb the development of the players with United-DNA like Greenwood or Rashford?

Why can’t Ole coach what he’s got into perfection like Mourinho was asked to?

When it was Mourinho, the squad was good enough to finish as champions.

Now that it’s Ole, everyone wants him to buy top players to enable him become a champion.

I despise these double standards.

Lol.
You expect too much of the Scandinavian Christian Chukwu.
Someone who can't get the best out of Cavani,Pogba,Fernandez?
Someone who can't take 6 points each off relegated teams and loses 6 times in one season at home?

Lol.

The white Willy Bazuaye who doesn't know his left from right will be easily swayed by the media.

I pray to Jah this is DAILY Fail's usual BS reporting.

But as long as it is the Norwegian Fanny Amun, I can't be too sure that it isn't real.

patrickmuf:
Tuanzebe, in one moment he does an incredible play and in the next moment, he gives the ball away carelessly...I don't know if it's lapse in concentration or he is match rusty but he needs to sit up...1 vs 1, he is one of our best CBs alongside Bailly if not the best.

Dude is not ready to play at the top level.
Hes been around for a bit,though to be fair,hasn't gotten his fair share of games to probably build his confidence.
But the way I think, I feel he should've grabbed his chance to establish himself around the first team.
Aside from the PSG game I Paris, he's always given a very shaky and disjointed performance when he's featured.
He's obviously not going to give us any cover.

Illimitable:
In 2021,

Ole drew West Brom, Fulham and lost to Sheffield United.

All these teams have relegated.

Hes an incompetent buffoon.

He should be ramping up the goal difference by putting volleyball scorelines past these hapless sides.

Instead Ole is lumbering towards the end of season with no wins in his last 4 in all competitions.

Illimitable:
Ole is useless the SI unit of worthless

There’s nothing else to be said.

Fixed for you sir

Oasis007:


Fans dey see Fulham, our Players dey see Villareal already. Remember it's yellow Jersey.

Lol
All join.
Be that as it may this was HORRIBLE.


We Can't beat a relegated side at home.

Sighs

Oasis007:
Started well, olenized the Play right from 25mins till Match ended in the first Half. Olenization of play upgraded to 3.0 version in the second half and ended with latest and final Update at 90+mins.

If sincerely we wanna win Trophies, get rid of Ole first, then allow new Manager to give Names of preferred Transfer Targets.

You are there.

Omo na like dis wwe go beat Villareal?

Lol.

airmark:
Unless leyqute and Alabi are the same person.

Lol.

Look at this duck fowl.

Mumu quoted one person.
Then ran and retroactively got a second person to back his wack claim.

When I call this rabid madman an slowpoke he will start using his crayons like the 5-year old mentally imbalanced muppet that it is.

Read what you quoted and ask yourself how both tally with your claim,you braindead deranged clown.

Please be my guest and call the mods on me you slimy bįtch with no balls. It's your stock in trade.

airmark:
They already said you have nothing sensible other than hurling insults. I didn't say that, your people here know you well as someone whose pathetic life reverbrates on this forum.

Stop always hurling insults, drop sensible stuff and let us have false belief that you are not a miasmic soul.

One person=They.

This is the shallow sub-zero IQ individual that i am engaging.

And they say this worthless drivel went to medical school.

7 wasted years that should've been used to do other things like being a nuisance that you still came back to being after learning how to harvest organs from your patients.

And even if it is insults i do, how is that your business?
Shouldn't you be focusing on your own miserable attention-seeking life full of childish antics like posting people's pics; and looking for how to get better?
But you are incapable of doing that.

Just puck-nosing your measly miserable mouth full of incurable sores into other people's business.

Marine spirit per excellence calling "God" and trying to form virtuous man.

Clown.