₦airaland Forum

Segadem:
Sorry my bad,
I know of EMS and Nipost but that caterpillar - never heard of such

...and these ppl get employees, how do they pay their salary? Because I don't think people do patronize them nowadays

You get mouth.
You don corner market so e no concern you how others dey survive.
Dats why you can be rushing to chance struggling guys like us on a Sunday morning.

Ibime:
hoboy, this can't be due to Morata. There must be underlying bad blood.

I swear.
This has been festering for a long time.

diggz:
You can see even FedEx have been chased out of business by us. There is no way your company will be able to compete or survive here.

Please choose another hussle or we can buy Ur company over and convert you guys into the arm which helps us out in stuffs like tracking down individuals,slapping some for us,c collecting debt,etc

Lol
See this guy.
You still owe me 10k from the mail package sent from Leyqute.
How you wan buy my company over when you can't pay your bills?

Segadem:
can u name one or two?

Bros
Dem boku full ground.

EMS, Nipost, Panalpina

diggz:
Mr lalaboi you have got a mail.

Kindly accept your mail by filling the following ;

Name............. Signature............

Date.................Time................

Thank you sir.

Bros isn't this package supposed to be charged per kg?
It looks heavy.

These delivery companies no sabi business. Heavy mail like dis suppose carry plenty moni.
See as you fill form you no include delivery charge.

Stop spoiling market for us na

ow11:
I've been waiting for Marion Jones & Tim Montgomery's son to grow up..

Son of two drug cheats is more likely to work for the Cali cartel than get into athletics.

Nihilist:
Cobhams,

I believe there is an unsolicited mail here

This package for lalaboi seems to contain an additional flyer for another customer

You are not even encouraging local content.
Every time na cobhams you go just dey call
Even on Sunday when mail delivery guys suppose rest.

How you wan make we do?

Patronize your local company please.

Na beg we dry beg.

Allow us to grow small na

Skimpledawg:
Just incase, we deliver mails too on Sunday's but with additional costs




Cobhams express delivery


The one you trust

Come bros how do you expect local delivery companies like us to compete with you when you keep offering services like early Sunday delivery?
Don't you know we are just struggling to stay afloat?
I believe this package could have been delivered tomorrow but ina haste to kill all competitors you are doing aproko work.


Take time o bros

Nihilist:
I don't actually think the ref did us wrong like that.

The two red cards were correct decisions.

Objective analysis on your part.
Well done to you sir

funlord:
Na dia way....add uniteds name to your article and receive mega traffic...we are glad to be of help getting clicks anyway

I'm glad you get my original point.

I'm not discounting your position that some rumors can be true. I'm just saying a good deal are mostly speculative without concrete evidence.

Funlord pls check this out
Another player linked with United.

http://manuniteddevils.com/talks-going-man-utd-set-meet-marco-asensios-72m-release-clause/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ManUnitedDevilsDotCom+%28Man+United+Devils+-+%29

Is first touch now applicable to rugby?

sod09:
Shekpe you have a mail

It's "you have mail", not "you have a mail", you insufferable ignorant illiterate

This page will enter 4000 at this rate
Sam Vokes on a hat trick

No-rata dey bench.
No tension

Pls we are ready to play music Shina Peters style.

diggz:
No problem sir kindly ask leyqute to give u my 10k change. Tx

Sir,
He didn't give me anything. He said you don't have change.
What can I do?

funlord:
Many rumors have become fact even though I am not totally convinced by this one...I am only trying to see the sense in it...they are both injury prone and Daniel levy would still want a senseless price for rose...why waste time chasing shadows....ryan sessegnon would simply solve this problem and we can then still keep shaw!

Not really sir.
Some rumors will become true but the ones out there related to United are just bordering on mainly outlandish speculation e.g Bale toUnited (even when the evidence and utterances of those involved go counter to the narrative of those rumors).
As per Rose I'm not sure why those rumors are therein the first place. As dissatisfied as Jose is with Shaw I don't believe he wants to swap him withRose at this point. I think it's not a stretch to say that Rose isn't any kind of upgrade on Shaw.

I'm wary of these mostly useless rumors to be honest. They just capitalize on the fact that United kind of have leeway to spend to drive traffic on the sites they peddle this mostly baseless rumors.

If you go to manunews.com you will succeed in wasting real years of your life. That site is full of sod09 sh1t links with stories that follow the same pattern of:
(a) listing the players United have so far bought and their sums in the first paragraph after repeating the headline, (usually unspecified so as to generate interest)
(b) giving quotes to unspecified sources to the supposedplayer United is allegedly interested in.
(c) telling the reader that Jose is keen to add to his squad despite prior signings (as if it's any news)
(d) going as far as claiming the player in question has agreed terms with United when everyone knows that is illegal since permission has To be given by the player's club before even speaking to United,
(e) offering some caveat as to why the rumored deal might not happen.

You could also spot some sod09 spelling/punctuation errors.

Serge Aurier rumors fit this description even when United have categorically denied any interest.

Just my observation sha

MRTA7:
The Liverpool defending for Watford's 1st goal might be the worst set piece defending I have ever seen. Absolute disgrace.

Liverpool won't go anywhere with Klopp in my view.
Inspite of his credentials it looks like he's been struggling with the owners for cash to spend. Hence it would appear the board there wants to sell Coutinho.

Look at his back line and understand whyWatford is looking like the real deal. If Coutinho leaves as is now expected I can't see them finishing in the top four.

funlord:
Swap rumors about us offering tottenham Luke shaw in exchange for Danny rose?

Pay no mind to these baseless rumors. It's silly season. If you listen to those whispers you'd think United would have signed half of Europe by now.
Heck, even Sergi Roberto is the latest name linked to Unitedvia the rumor mill and I can even tell you that Renato Sanches is still being linked to United as of this morning(tufiakwa! Make Bayern keep dem 0goals 0assists liability)

Rose is no better than Shaw when fit. It's Shaw's inability to stay fit that has turned him into somewhat of a liability hence giving the rumor some sort of basis but think about it, if you were Spurs,would you sign a Shaw who's been more injured than not?
Even then Rose is injured as well. Plus the outburst the other day was more of a disgruntled player who feel she should be paid more than he is currently earning.

sod09:
idiot
Low life scum,what took you so long I was organising search party already.
So u took about 6 hours of your miserable time to study the dictionary and type this epistles.
How pathetic!!!!
Btw, you the one dragging me into whatever madness you find yourself into cos u Keep jumping onto my mention like bit.ch on heat, dude it's not my fault you stupid
Lunatic!!!

Eyah,

Sub human life form is trying too hard to appear intelligent.

Ogbeni some of us have this forum as a hobby. I use you to refresh my verbiage and check my tenses as a refresher course because you are just stupid1ty personified. Some of use have lives outside this forum unlike you this scrotal wart that becomes active when your host has an erect1on.

diggz:
Ok sir.

I have signed sir.

Tx for Ur services

It's our pleasure to be of service to you sir.

Thank you for your reasonable cooperation.

Any transport for the boys?

diggz:
hoopla don't answer leyqute na better craze man. I have decided to forgive and forget him too

So what do I do with the undelivered package?
You know that the mail company bears the cost for such. Please sign here.

______________
Bros diggz

sod09:
here comes the asshole among them
i hope you run away today mofos

Run away from you?
This megalomania that is disturbing you can't be traced from any discernible location.

You are still a useless sub-human life form with no genus known to man,useless in all aspects to everything.
I'm sure you were originally intended to be ret@rded but God had mercy on you and allowed you to pretend to be human.

Just slow down, climb out from that petridish habitat of yours and read the nonsense you keep typing and ask yourself if education for you was worth it.i thought we were making progress with your writing skills but being the vermin you are,you cannot separate yourself from the mental gutter that you have openly and shamelessly adopted as your natural abode

Oga work on yourself before calling other people id1ots. We know you desperately need a friend in your lonely life hence you desperately wanting me to meet you in person. Charity begins at home. Leave me out of your madness.

sod09:
who is the olodo here..u mentioned me and u Said im Begging for attention
Do u av a pussy
If not swerve abeg, remember afc ain't d only club in EPL
Ur useless club is there also let's see where we all end up

See the rantings of a dyslexic pinhead.
Can't punctuate or write properly and it wants to be classified as an educated human being.

Leyqute:
This is not a mail. It is a pathetic beg for attention. And e be like say you don dey show symptoms small small sef.

Smart fella.
You don scout the ewu Gambia from afar and serve package all at once.
The way you multitask, I'm sure you would be a favorite where you work.

bros diggz please no vex,
Sign here.


As for that smelly asswipe with the imaginary friend syndrome from Sesame Street, no comment.
The fo0l must fulfill scripture and prophecy by making a garrulous monkey of itself.

larride:
I'm not jumping into your mention, I'm correcting you.

Now be gone and face your match with chelshit

Bro, I ain't trying to lecture you or tell you what to do, but don't you see what is happening to that e-crustacean?

Its dyslexic tendencies and mannerisms have scared away its one imaginary friend as such the creature is just craving undue attention. Even its colleagues in the Arsenal thread can't be half-assed to respond to it because no one takes it to be of any significance, except maybe that brain-dead cocaine-slowpoke.

So when it crawls here typing like all its fingers are made of thumbs and big toes, kindly oblige it, it is simply baying to be heard. Sociopathic behavior sometimes requires help and care, two things the mongrel desperately needs in its private life. Unfortunately we are dealing with a crybaby whose idea of its self is as valid as a hot air balloon on a windy day.

sod09:
av told u several times mofos, dats d way i do my typing......
you re better, lets meet, if not shut the Bleep up and go and die
nobody care abt wat u are. if trolling ur useless club is the problem i can direct you to the nearest lagoon
if not stupidity, you are hiding under mention to get to me. im here for you coward

Ogbeni you are a nobody. No matter how you howl it won't change anything.

Pump the brakes on that deflated ego of yours.

I can't be bothered to meet this sub human life form with nothing to offer.

It doesn't change the fact that you are an ignorant unrepentant jackass.

Kapish?
Good.

sod09:
gay u back....wat a shame you doing hide and seek
i wont be surprise if you go on ghost mode again
wawa

Just negodu.

This brain-dead muppet wants me to engage it. Later it will claim it was racially abused when it isn't even a living thing in the first instance.

Lana1:
Smh. Seems ur common sense must ve gone on self-imposed exile like Buhari.

So despite the fact that he was talking about the craziness of the transfer market and how things seem to get worse every year, the only thing ur brain could interprete from dat was "Pogba is on d same level with Neymar"??

Smh! Abeg sod09 come and carry this mumu back to ur thread.

You are calling a mentally crippled vermin to come and carry an intellectual vegetable?

You try o.

Na now I know say you no like the guy.

dopeJemi:
I'd advice you not to waste your time on that one, he's one of the slowest thinkers on this board

You give that fo0l too much credit.

He gives credence to the saying, " a mind is a terrible thing to waste"

In my summary of the pre-season,
I think we could struggle because of chaos at the back

Daley Blind seems to be a liability wherever he plays.
Smalling and his gaffes are just an eyesore
Jones is a sicknote waiting to happen, even if I admit he is fractionally better than Smalling.
Rojo is injured for only Jah knows how long.

Lindelof is still bedding in, and despite his credentials is looking quite shaky.

Aside from Timothy Fosu-Mensah who for me is largely untested, the only reliable center back we have is Bailly who will miss the start of the European challenge.


Darmian seems better as a wing back than as a full back.

I would have thought Jose would have tried to fix that part of the team.
Apparently it's still unsolved and I'm only hoping that the midfield cover will help alleviate the ptoblem.

By the way, I think we do not need Perisic. All Jose needs to do is to get Martial focused and properly motivated if he won't unleash him as a striker.

At least we are not like one local champion that can't even score a goal in the competition they are hosting. Even useless Arsenal managed to find a way to win theirs.