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Lalami3232:

Act of faith indeed !!! If you see some of these unmarried ladies when they were in their prime (20-27yrs) dey talk, you won't be surprised that majority of them are still single in their late 30s and 40s. During that time, dem go make jest and mockery of young hustling men wey dey their age range. Dem go mock legitimate hustling guys and tag them broke. You see them with much older men who had money to pay to have a bite of their tight kpekus. Even if you see them with young guy, just know say the guy get money, irrespective of whatever kind of job the guy dey do. All they know na money, money, money.
When reality starts dawning on them is when they become single mothers or when dem don dey reach 30+ yrs. At this stage, dem go dey lower the bar of their initial standard wey dem set . At this stage, they become very vulnerable and desperate, getting them to bed is as easy as knowing say Nigerians go still vote f00lishly again in 2027. Most times, you meet them in religious gatherings, dem go dey very dedicated . The same girl wey no fit cook or wash a man's clothes in her 20s will now tell you that "if I love a man, I can do anything for him" . Dem go pamper you eeh, you go come dey wonder say, so this babe dey good like this na she still dey unmarried? Dem go come paint a pathetic picture of "my ex was a devil while I was the Angel " bla bla bla. While most SIMPtonians will fall for the lies, real niggars like us will just smile because we love hearing lies when we already know the truth.
But mind you sha, some babes were naturally good from the unset but they were just unfortunate to meet wrong men. But don't be deceived, the percentage wey fall into this category no pass 1%.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, Oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

[quote author=nightbuzzer post=132178893][/quote]News always late here on Nairaland, please Admin do something about it. Thank you.

Bobloco:

Because most of them don’t follow the rules in 9ja before they leave the country. If we want 9ja to move forward it start from us.

We wait till it comes up.. chai I was actually chatting with this babe oo

I thought it only me, I kept switching my phone off every seconds.. wahala.

I had a dream, about me and someone daughter, i dream about frying plantain, I thought dream come to reality, Na only May me see my self for kitchen frying this morning ��

This thing happened after we prayed Jumah finish.. Allahu akbar

Idonweak:



It's medically advisable to masturbate once in while.in fact there're benefits attached to it. It's addiction to pornoGRAPHY and masturbation that's bad. Moderation is the key.

okay ��

25 years

SenecaTheYonger:
What’s ur age

Ehinjuola:
Get a girlfriend or fuvck mate n stop embarrassing

yourself around those banny.

embarrassed � how ?

I heard masturbation ain’t good that’s why

Idonweak:



Try to masturbate once in while.
Your body is full and it's emitting semen on it's own since you're not doing it.

EzegeNdiigbo:
Try to dey chew/lick bitter stuffs

can you describe one for me ?

zed7:
Pre cum. Learn to use Google.

I’m just asking if it means something or not.. because I don’t think it’s normal.

zed7:
Pre cum. Learn to use Google.

teach me please

My people what’s the reasons behind getting hard around a girl, and I would notice something is coming out, something watery like sparm but not white tho.. it’s when I touch or move close with the gender.. what could cause that ?

She’s here now and I’m sad because she didn’t come alone , she brought her friend along.
But no matter the case I would be my self.. I later cooked rice and I can tell you it’s nice and sweet, do you want to have a taste ??

Stephen2324:
Can Someone please recommend a heartbreak songs for me, it has happened again

heart break anniversary by Giveon

Tboymessiah:
You won't do it.
You have made up ur mind to cook for her because of sex....go and cook for her, person wey u suppose carry go eatery buy food for Both of Una ..

The only reason cooking must involve u and a woman is only if she want to spent more than a day with u in ur aoz

ok

STOICREALIST:
It is important that you set boundaries and do not swap roles and initiate things you cannot maintain or sustain down the line. Especially if the relationship is one you intend to nurture and mature over time. Tomorrow you will hear “I slept with his friend because in the past he was romantic, he used to cook for me…now I do all the house work and he isn’t romantic anymore…his friend cared for me….”. Women do not know that romance and attention from men is high when they are first chasing you and dips gradually after we sleep with them. How fast it dips varies from individual to individual and how pussy whipped the man is. But it eventually dips. We have better things to do especially on daily hustles and “hunting” for resources for our offspring. Set the boundaries early on roles, responsibilities and expectations. Do not create confusion early on in your relationship with women.

I would say, ask her her favorite meal and if she knows how to make it. Then make the ingredients available and let her do the cooking herself. On the other hand, you could consider that you both do the cooking as a form of fun and memorable activity to promote bonding. Now note that the more you dive deep into this cooking for her thing, the more you are just being a man desperate in pleasing a woman. Now if you do not mind that and how that makes you look, then cook what you already know how to cook best. Or ask her what her favorite meal is, practice through online resources, and then make it when she comes. NOTE THAT I PERSONALLY STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST cooking for any woman. Unless she is a child, your mum or is bedridden sick, and there are no other options available.

you too much sir. Thanks. I would do that.

arthurwillia:
cook eba and egusi sule

how far now Eba bawo

Michelle70:
Banga soup

I can’t cook this, but I really want to learn please, can you help me ? Please sir ?

killmods:
Fool

okurrrr.. be well bro.

pansophist:
What do you know how to cook very well? Cook that one.

Alternatively, you can ask her to guess what you're preparing for her. Normally her first response would be what she will like to eat, then prepare her first answer. That's a cheat code there.

If you don't know how to cook, check YouTube for the recipe and follow it step by step. And please don't use rubber plate o. Make it classy abeg. Or just order pizza, Nigerian girls too like pizza. I don't know why

thank you man.. respect ��

There’s a friend of mine (girl) coming to see me today, and I’m thinking of cooking for her, what can I cook for her ?

Kantebets:
siofra dey available sheself no get boyfriends

U fit try

how I go take Dm her jare ?

killmods:
Goat nor face ur master cows dey find girl friend

shut uppppppppp�

Thonia69:
Sorry, I'm not interested.

I’m interested in talking to you

God help us