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CrimeRe: BREAKING: Suicide Bomber Apprehended At Oyedepo's Living Faith Church,, Kaduna by Horlatunjeee: 3:52pm On Feb 02, 2020
Take him to the middle of Sahara desert....
..and explode him with the bomb strapped on him
SportsRe: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by Horlatunjeee: 3:47pm On Feb 02, 2020
donoro:
This guy is just phenomenal. I can bet anything that he is getting the next balon dor no b only messi go carry 6 in history
U mean Dubai d"or?? grin
SportsRe: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by Horlatunjeee: 3:45pm On Feb 02, 2020
omokoginimi:
This guy breaks and creates records for fun. It’s just too easy for him regardless what team he is playing for.

Take CR7 to Enyimba and he will win you African CL
Put him in super eagles team and we will win World Cup

The only GOAT I know. Not some Borno Brown ewu cheesy cheesy
Same way juventus won champ league with ronaldo
SportsRe: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by Horlatunjeee: 3:37pm On Feb 02, 2020
Ezeakanobi:
In 2020 Cristiano Ronaldo has scored his 9 goals in 6 games, the 721st in his career, highest for any active player in the world and broken a club record that existed for over a decade before he arrived.

He turns 35 in 3 days time
GOAT

Unlike that Argentina fraud undecided
Las las Messi owns the golden boot
SportsRe: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by Horlatunjeee: 3:30pm On Feb 02, 2020
Penaldo having a" world class "season..

Goals:22
Assists:2
Totals:24


MESSI having a poor season...
Goals:19
Assists:10
Totals:29...


I am just too certain abt my GOAT�
PoliticsRe: What Happened To Bola Tinubu, Nigeria Would Have Been Celebrating His Prediction by Horlatunjeee: 2:36pm On Feb 02, 2020
....He knew who Buhari was.....but had to endanger Nigerians life cos of money...

...karma wud catch up with them all .....soon
TravelRe: Ikeja Under Bridge After Okada And Keke Ban (Photos) by Horlatunjeee: 2:32pm On Feb 02, 2020
TheMan3:
Dont put beauty of the state before humanity.
God will over bless u
PoliticsRe: Visa Ban: Buhari Blasts Atiku For Calling His Government Inefficient by Horlatunjeee: 2:06pm On Feb 02, 2020
GamalNasser:
Buhari is not only inefficient he is inept , bereft of useful ideas , nepotic, despotic and totally visionless
Oga ,spare Buhari small na.... grin grin
PoliticsRe: Visa Ban: Buhari Blasts Atiku For Calling His Government Inefficient by Horlatunjeee: 1:26pm On Feb 02, 2020
Atiku said the truth....

...but I don't think he wud av made Nigeria any better ,same way Buhari hasn't ....
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To US Travel Ban Against Nigeria by Horlatunjeee: 11:56pm On Feb 01, 2020
buhariguy:
the gap has be there even before 1960 ,
the gap btw US and iran or north korea is also wide , but that will not make them not to challenge the nonsense US .
Thank God buhari is president , not like atiku .
We

buhari dont even know if pig trump exist .
Did u understood wat u wrote up derehuh...cos it has no single meaning to me
CelebritiesRe: Rema Is Not Dead, See What Happened (Photos) by Horlatunjeee: 11:37pm On Feb 01, 2020
[quote author= post=86298704]Try as much as you can to read a thread before commenting, so you won't sound 'slow'!

This is simply a mistake from Wiki and not a publicity anything!

Goodnight Mr Kay![/quote]Rema.paid wiki to upload it....
IslamRe: Ruling On Eating Onions And Garlic by Horlatunjeee: 11:31am On Jan 31, 2020
Mikecold:
Lol, mod after taking this fratanity oat you still blocked my opinions in the initiation?

Any way am presently in the toilet having some shit in the name of allah.

BTW mu-ram-mad only dreaded onions cos it was the only thing that brought tears to his eyes where the cries of the victims he slayed in cold blood jihad didnt


Let us always endeavour to wash our pricks with kettle before going to slam our skulls on cement today
BORING BRO
CrimeRe: Angry Mother Pours Hot Water On Her Son’s Hand For Spending Money Without Her Pe by Horlatunjeee: 11:32pm On Jan 30, 2020
Blame it all on poverty...
RomanceRe: Live Report From Olosho Joint...... by Horlatunjeee: 9:07pm On Jan 30, 2020
Offpoint:
I can't wait to read, "A young died in a brothel after engaging in a sex romp"


I can't wait
U r always offpoints truly....
U can't wait to hear the announcement of someone's death....


Spits on ur f*cking face
RomanceRe: Sex With A Smaller Virgin Girl And Now This Is Happening (Picture) by Horlatunjeee: 8:52pm On Jan 30, 2020
Chizuru01:
Most non-virgins have tested many guys and have discovered that actually, their is actually nothing special about sex unlike an inquisitive virgin that believes all the hyip about sex.

A girl that got married as a virgin will always think she missed alot and also will keep thinking their is more fun hidden in sex which they've watched. (e.g Her husband may not be into Oral but she may always think that Oral will take her to the end of the world, making her to try another guy. Although most ladies usually regrets) But non virgins must have tested all these things and found out that their is more to marriage than just sex.
I totally disagree with u....

A lady that has been deflowered before marriage wud probably quest for sex outside the marriage ....cos, she has had sex with diff guys.....and her puna wud probably not be satisfied wit only one dick filling it.......
CelebritiesRe: COLLABORATION Between Nigerian Artists And Foreign Artists... by Horlatunjeee: 8:28pm On Jan 30, 2020
Mario1989:
That will be dope
Make u just dey listen to d jam with beta kush(u sabi na)....
CelebritiesRe: COLLABORATION Between Nigerian Artists And Foreign Artists... by Horlatunjeee: 8:13pm On Jan 30, 2020
Burna boy ft roddy ricch......
Who's wit me on this
CrimeRe: How Cybercriminals May Make Use Of Coronavirus Against Thousands Of Victims by Horlatunjeee: 8:01pm On Jan 30, 2020
Food for yahoo boys don land
RomanceRe: Sex With A Smaller Virgin Girl And Now This Is Happening (Picture) by Horlatunjeee:
If she jam beta big gbola.....

She go start to dey run for sex... grin
CrimeRe: Rahinatu Is Dead: 'Queen Of Dick, Hajia Pussy' Killed By Sakawa Boys by Horlatunjeee: 5:53pm On Jan 30, 2020
SHE WOULD FINALLY SLEEP ALONE grin cheesy grin
PropertiesRe: Marlians Not Allowed In My House, Landlord Issues Warning To Tenants - More by Horlatunjeee: 4:19pm On Jan 30, 2020
Davash222:
I’m only concerned at Number 6.
Like after paying for shelter, I’ll still have to go inside bush to smokehuh
Smoking inside the restroom or balcony is one of reasons people pay for rent and you can’t deprive them that privilege!


Btw, What’s ‘Tenets’?
Use dis ONE chill....

RomanceRe: Ghanaian Lady, 'queen Of Dicks' Allegedly Used For Rituals (video) by Horlatunjeee: 4:14pm On Jan 30, 2020
Anoda yahoo boy go still use r dead body do ritual......
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Facts, Symptoms, Treatments & Prevention - Read This And Stay Safe by Horlatunjeee: 4:14pm On Jan 30, 2020
Things are getting out of handsss

RomanceRe: Meet Himba Tribe Who Don’t Take Baths, Offer Free Sex To Guests by Horlatunjeee: 3:47pm On Jan 30, 2020
Notasaints:
Yuck, brother you are disgusting. No offense.
Was just joking tho cool
RomanceRe: Meet Himba Tribe Who Don’t Take Baths, Offer Free Sex To Guests by Horlatunjeee: 2:10pm On Jan 30, 2020
AfroKnight:
Soap and water will fail. This one is too strong for soap. Maybe something harsh like detergent. grin Mama wey never baff 40 years. Na wa o.
Or iron sponge grin
RomanceRe: Meet Himba Tribe Who Don’t Take Baths, Offer Free Sex To Guests by Horlatunjeee: 1:54pm On Jan 30, 2020
Blu03:
undecided
From '...their puna go smell mad mad...'
To '...abeg wu go carry me go that place ooo...make i even visit lyk 10 families...'
Bro I go carry soap n water go...so I no get issues wit the smell...
RomanceRe: Meet Himba Tribe Who Don’t Take Baths, Offer Free Sex To Guests by Horlatunjeee:
Omo the puna go they smell mad mad...buh I trust men sha..them go chop am lyk that grin

Buh on a serious note...what's with Africans and backwardness??....smoke bath and serving puna to visitors shows how behind they are....

buh who am I to say what they are doing is wrong.....so far they find happiness in it, they gat no issues......



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man City Vs Man United : Carabao Cup ( 0 - 1) On 29th January 2020 by Horlatunjeee: 6:55pm On Jan 29, 2020
rentAcock:
2-1 in man city's favor. If I was a gambler, I will be a multi billionaire. I have an accuracy of 88%.
don't u want to be a multi billionaire??
CelebritiesRe: “if Your Vagina Doesn’t Get Heartbeat When You See Him, He Isn’t The Right Man” by Horlatunjeee: 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2020
Princess shyngle.....

The WAISTLESS WASTE
HealthRe: What Is The Coronavirus And How Worried Should We Be? by Horlatunjeee: 2:54pm On Jan 29, 2020
We no go jam agbako

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