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Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Hotone(m): 3:09pm On Nov 24, 2007
This could be very usefull but my girlfriend repeatedly fails to follow instruction
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Best Newspaper For Job Vacancies After Guardian? by Hotone(m): 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2007
I would realy like to know the answer to your question. unfortunately no one is telling, maybe they no one can tell
Religion / Re: Child Abuse In My Church by Hotone(m): 11:47am On Nov 22, 2007
What nonsense! you are probably a part of it, otherwise why hide the identity and location of the church. Or are you afraid they will fish you out of nairaland with JU-JU!
Romance / Re: Do Long Distance Relationships Work? by Hotone(m): 6:25pm On Nov 12, 2007
I thought you were serious, without personally meeting someone you cannot be in love. you are not in a long distance relationship. angry
Webmasters / Re: Lazy People Sell Links, Foolish People Buy Them. by Hotone(m): 5:59pm On Nov 12, 2007
I don't mind you calling them lazy, I call it "bullshit". Funding people and businesses you know not who and where they come from. This resembles voluntary colonialism (like the COMMONWEALTH).
Business / Re: Enjoy Your New Musical Pillow for real by Hotone(m): 5:51pm On Nov 12, 2007
I fear a "shocking" experience, I do mind having electricity by my brains while sleeping. No offence.
Business / Re: What Can I Do With 5,000,000 Naira by Hotone(m): 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2007
Mr, see, don't dangle that money for too long in the face of people. you better be sure its only on naira land you have pasted this information. With five million naira, you can leave your job, change your field, and make more money in a year than you've made in your life. I know because I've done it before!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Babes And Flowers by Hotone(m): 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2007
How to give flowers to a Nigerian Girl:
1. Go to a plant nursery and buy one
2. Get a concrete flower pot in front of her house
3. Get a gardener to plant the flower and YOU come and tend it everyday
Business / What Buisiness Can I Do With 250, 000 In Abuja by Hotone(m): 6:36pm On Nov 09, 2007
With this money, what is the ideal business to go into in Abuja considering the constrains of Abuja metropolis regulation.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N250,000.00 by Hotone(m): 6:30pm On Nov 09, 2007
I have a similar problem. what if i put my 250, 000 along with tours and lets see what business we can do with 500,000 in Abuja.
Properties / Re: Plan Required by Hotone(m): 6:25pm On Nov 09, 2007
No mater how many houses you have you can only sleep in one room. Make sure the building(s) on one of the plots is designed for rentage, one bed room flats, shops, offices etc. check with your estate surveyor friend from school for good recommendations.
Romance / Re: I'm 15 And My Boyfriend Is 20: Is That Right Or Wrong? by Hotone(m): 6:16pm On Nov 09, 2007
You are both children!
Food / Fun Scope To Lose Weight! by Hotone(m): 6:08pm On Nov 09, 2007
1. Eat only snacks, not sugary ones but the likes of meatpie, fishroll,sausage roll etc
2. Eat full meals only in expensive restaurants, if you use 2 to 3 hundred a meal eat where you have to pay 6 to 7 hundred. That way you'll mind your self and eat once in place of two meals, besides these expensive restaurant serve such small portions (unforgivably).
3. Have bottled water by your side in case you unexpectedly feel starved buy 20naira "bons" or biscuit and wash down.
Food / Re: Which Tribe Has The Best Food In Nigeria? by Hotone(m): 5:45pm On Nov 09, 2007
The simple answer to your astronomical question is but the answer to this simple question: Which tribe can claim the sole rights to "Pounded YAM"?
Nairaland / General / Who To Shear The Money With? by Hotone(m): 7:34pm On Nov 08, 2007
People, this is happening to me too repeatedly! Someone in UK sent me a mail saying he has 8 million pounds of unclaimed funds in a bank there and he needs me to help him drain the money and shear 50-50. Number 2; this just in, someone hear sent me one that he has 15 million dollars to shear with me if i help him disburse it! Ha, what have i done? what do i do? do i follow up, do i report it, before they catch me for crossing the road!

Please, if somebody somewhere somehow knows something about this, show some concern and show me some light!

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