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~Sauron~:
Step up a gear. . . . . .Take her to House Of Fraser.

What are u bringing to the table?

Everything

chic2pimp:
I am ready to talk oo when u are ready.
Omo na true ooo. We all like better thing.
Kai I trust this yahoo yahoo guys wey dey operate online(definitely not you sexy )

I am ready to talk when I see ur accounts statement

chic2pimp:
My dear it is everything oo . Money keeps it ticking

LOL
So lets talk now
How much do you have in your bank account
I just need your foreign statements
Who no like better thing

davidylan:
But you believe ALL women know money is a lot right?  

Look i tell my friends one thing . . . marrying is not the first thing - make money first. At least enough to make her quite comfortable . . . every woman wants to be the envy of her friends.

You are correct ooo
Money is definitely a very important factor in any relationship
But it is not everything

~Sauron~:
They won't even turn you down. . . . . .No matter how arrogant you are.
Your lamest jokes get them laughing like you are Bill Cosby.

Always true, tubabie.

U have never dated so i don't expect you to know jare.

Sweetheart not all women think money is everything!

davidylan:
high maintenance girls get more dates because they take more time to look good. they also attract the best dates.

Face it guys, we only complain of high maintenance chics when the pocket is dry, when you're loaded they are the ones you want to shoot for.

Right on point!!!!

Ki lon shele ni bii
E ja mii sii

I am a Virgin ooooo

May god forgive this lie

@all
Repent for the kingdom og God is at hand
David remember this the love of bobbie is the begining of destruction

Ekale ni biii ooooo

I shave my legs all the time

chic2pimp:
Thats okay sexy . Burst u head ke? Na the truth man dey talk oooo.

Thanks Dear!!!!

You people should not burst a sistas head ooo

Anyway thanks

TOPE2000!:
I swear
i am beginning to think some1 paid her to get on ppls nerves

My dear the best thing would be just to ignore her
Cos Damn this babe irritates me!!
I agree with you I guess she is doing it on purpose
cos I do not believe that she is totally normal
let's just excuse her!!

~Sauron~:
If she takes it seriously then it would be 500 posts per day.

She would soon get to that
Give her time
she just joined!!!
I bet she would even beat that record.

TOPE2000!:
Lord give me strength

Strength so as not e-slap someone abi?

I want that strength too
LOL

~Sauron~:
Do u really believe that?

LOL
70 posts per day from someone who does not take Nairaland seriously

FL Gators:
Hotteju is hot!!!

It's like the background does not match the person. Exotic.

Hey babes
Fanx!!!!

@Sagamite

Keep up d good work
BTW How are you able to dig out with so many female profiles?
You try ooo


@Amaka
I hope we have heard d last of you on this thread
Cos am tired of u repeatedly telling us that you do not take Nairaland seriously.
Who cares if you do take it seriously?

It is only in PM news you would hear such stories

Member: almondjoy

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=138986

Description of pix: In a restaurant with breakfast food in front of her

Says to me: [She says] Abeg, eat!!! All those yeye, pankere, bulimic girls you young boys dey go for nowadays no dey feed una. Girls wey no get anything to shake to Shina Peters. See as you don lose weight. Let me hook you up with one of my friend's sister, Comfort, with full body wey go feed you well. Na Calabar girl wey don go fattening camp where dem prop am with hippopotamus milk. [And I am thinking quietly but almost choking on my meal] Does my health insurance policy cover "Human Squashing"?

This post just made my day
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

chamotex:
Are you trying to 'toast' Spikey in native dress?

Would have if she is just as pweety as that chica in her profile
but am 101% straight

spikedcylinder:
9 years and counting.

Wow am jealous oo!

spikedcylinder:
I don't even know whether to be happy or sad.
Thing is, thats not me in the photo, its my best friend. However, I used to have my photo in my profile and all I ever got was "that fat b!tch".
I don suffer.

Wow she is really hot!!
am jealous of her !!

If ur bestfriend looks like that
I can only imagine that u are hot too!!!

I wish I had a best friend
hard to find true friends dis days!!

@spikedcylinder

you are very pretty!!

spikedcylinder:
Depends. Is he a billionaire?

Seconded!

Fhemmmy:
Interpret, good at speaking though

LOL
Sorry

it meant I can't say more that that!!

busybody20:
voting nor be problem

I rub your back, you grease my palm!

What do i get in return if i vote?

Correct babe!

Fhemmmy:
Lol

Abi now
mi o lo soro ju be lo!!

debest1:
i can definitely say that you are not a wifey material! You are so competitive, do you have to set up a rival thread just to get even with the guyz?
Red Card to you!

LOL
I can see one of them boyfriend material just showed up!!!!

ThiefOfHearts:
and what if she meets this rich man before she's eeven 30, what then?

Bad belle everywhere

All the best to her then!!

I have seen so many threads here about wife materials, girlfriend materials bla blab bla.
Many are of the opinion that Women of nowadays are no suitable to be called wives but how come when You go to Lagos on Saturdays you see so many people getting married? Have the guys considered that the problem might actually be from them, you date a girl for 2-4 years and refuse to commit with the flimsy excuse that she is not a wife material, Please what is your defination of a girl that is a wife material

How come she is good enough for you as a girlfriend but not good enough to be your wife?

This brings me to my question
Is it not possible that you guys are just boyfriend material and not Husband material.

BOYFRIEND MATERIAL VS HUSBAND MATERIAL

@Poster
Its your choice afterall nobody likes poverty
but i hope you wont still be singing the same song by the time you are 50+

If I should take a wild guess you are btw the ages of 21-23
so I bet by the time you are much older and a bit more matured you would start to see marriage from a non materialistic angle there is a whole lot to marriage than just landed properties

BTW What happened to you rich boyfriend?

All the same I wish you the best.

@Nairalanders

those it mean that none of you meet her requirements
Na wa for una ooo,

LOL

Cos she is too jealous!!

:p :p :p

Sleek is very good
Thheir powder and foundation is far better than Mary Kay
You should also try their Lipgloss
Lovely is all I can say!!!