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Business / Re: Who Is Currently The Richest Man In Nigeria? by hotteju(f): 2:14pm On Jan 08, 2010
wot abt Deinde Fernandez, d rich oil magnate based in Angola
Romance / Re: your Partner by hotteju(f): 11:57am On Jan 08, 2010
Kai Ive lost count. As @ 1999 it was 554. Afterwards I used 2do lik4 gals a week. Tink Ive crossed 1200! I don Bleep tire & e neva tire me. Mean while Im still -ve.
Romance / Re: Mutallab :terrorists Akwa-ibom Girl Friend Slumps, On Admission And In Guilt: by hotteju(f): 11:27am On Jan 08, 2010
tpia.:

I doubt he'd be dating a Nigerian, sorry.

and if he were, the girl would be muslim from a strongly northern and Muslim family as well.
MrPrsdent:

so this Mutallab fellow even has a girlfriend?

wonders will never end.

I was under the impression he was a saint.Then whats the difference between him and the 'infidels' he was targeting?

Tru talk, but dese mallo people dem lik woman pass us!
Romance / Re: Will You Tell Your Friend About A Cheating Spouse by hotteju(f): 11:12am On Jan 08, 2010
kanye West:

If the spouse in question is a chick and its that chick that is my friend and i discover her boyfriend or husband is cheating on her, i wont say anything to her cos as a guy i understand he has to sow his royal oats and i have to be loyal to him as a guy and not rat him out even if i dont like him! In fact  i will be giving him tips on how his wife or girlfriend is thinking and places he should avoid so that his spouse doesnt catch him!

But If the spouse in question is a Guy and its that Guy that is my friend and i discover his Girlfriend or Wife is cheating on him, i would use style to carry him to where his Wife or Girlfriend is cheating with that other guy and let him catch them red handed so that i can watch how my friend will beat the Woman blue black and laugh my head off!

Better Still, my friend could make my day by being so infuriated with the woman cheating on him and he might end up assaulting her in a way as to cause extreme grevious bodily harm on her by matcheting her seriously or better still butcher her to pieces!

Now that will be fun to watch from the side lines grin

I dey believe u guy!
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Widow by hotteju(f): 10:12am On Jan 08, 2010
Y not? If I nid 2marry again I could marry one. If one can date widows why on earth one cant get married 2dem children or no children! Infact she having children in her previous marriage is highly essential as I wouldnt nid 2raise more, or @most maybe one thru her wud be ok!!!!! kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Fell In Love With A Married Women by hotteju(f): 2:38pm On Jan 06, 2010
Ewu, stay there. U beta read Prov 6 & 7. Im sure ur failed marriage had similar probs & ur yet 2recover from d pains it caused u!
Romance / Re: ***Platinumk Voted Best Romance Section Poster. Congratulations!*** by hotteju(f): 10:44pm On Dec 18, 2009
I know dat dis thread will def end up with enuf bashing abeg lemme subscribe grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Court Discharge And Acquit Ibori ! by hotteju(f): 10:15am On Dec 18, 2009
Naija for you!!
Family / Re: I'm In Love With My Dad by hotteju(f): 9:59am On Dec 18, 2009
were be ori eee shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
WTF
Culture / Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by hotteju(f): 9:07am On Dec 13, 2009
only in lagos after boarding the bus someone will shout good morning brothers and sisters. lol

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by hotteju(f): 9:57am On Dec 07, 2009
Fine since u guys think u are very good at disses
lemme standby and see who gives up first,
Nairaland / General / Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by hotteju(f): 9:39am On Dec 07, 2009
rhymz:

And ehm. . .ehmm. .Mr Moderator. .Mr Moderator U re spoiling my fun O,enh! i can't even say bo.obs or brea.st or even bob.by without U editing it to Bossom. . Scheew. . .ki lo n je be? i go fight U O?

LOL
Criminal
Nairaland / General / Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by hotteju(f): 9:34am On Dec 07, 2009
platinumnk:

hotteju- nice pic jare grin

na. . . from the way you been slighting me since AUGUST, it seems you already know grin
It was not my fault jare, and im sorry sad

@rhymes- u no pass the popcorn sef?

fanx

u guys should chill out
Candid camera its just the internet.
Nairaland / General / Re: Michelin89 Vs Na2day?: The Final Battle by hotteju(f): 9:22am On Dec 07, 2009
Please where are the boobs causing all this commotion
If u do not like seeing naked boobs you can go on to somewhere else
there are so many other threads here on Nairaland
No need to start to call pple ugly
cos I bet u aint all that.
Romance / Re: Women Which Do You Prefer, Se|x Or Cute Factor? by hotteju(f): 7:52pm On Dec 02, 2009
Of course I prefer the sex factor tongue tongue tongue tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by hotteju(f): 10:50pm On Nov 22, 2009
lindabon:



^^^^^^
NO!, i'm not satisfied!


any nkenna in my life, may fire from heaven burn them down. anywhere they are; in the east, in the west, in the north, in the south, may they cripple dis very moment.
my life is dedicated to my Lord Jesus Christ, so nkenna's, haha,una don miss road.
what eva eye they are using to monitor me, i blind them
what eva poison dey are preparing for me, may they drink of their very own concoction.
may they see hell sooner than they expect
every nkenna in my life, anywer u are, i send fire to your gathering this very moment. Holy Ghost, FIRE! Holy Ghost, Fire! burn then, gboosaaaaaa!

Receive;
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE DIE DIE DIE FIRE!! BURN THEM . . BURN THEM . . BURN THEM  . .DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BURN BURN BURN

                                                                          AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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whew! now i feel good!  grin
and a lot better too. . . . . .  .



AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OOOOOOOOOOOO
You are a clown grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by hotteju(f): 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2009
[size=14pt]MAY ALL NKENNAS BE BANISHED FROM OUR LIVES IN JESUS NAME[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Views On Homosexuality? by hotteju(f): 9:52pm On Oct 30, 2009
Of cos they are not normal people
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by hotteju(f): 8:22pm On Oct 29, 2009
Dentition kiss kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by hotteju(f): 7:48am On Oct 28, 2009
@platinum

Babe you set oooo,
[size=4pt]no pun intended[/size]
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by hotteju(f): 11:41am On Oct 20, 2009
Call me crazy but deep down in my heart I really do not want Nkenna to leave just yet
cos at least she gives us sometin to talk about
in my house we can go hours bashing the girl
if she leaves who else would i BASH in the house
Geraldine is totally out of the question my guess is that she is a recovering dumb who is just getting used to using her mouth to talk, like hell who dash that babee boyfriend, boyfriend my asss.

You all are asking why she was misbehaving with kaone
simple, becos in the real world she has never gottenn that kind of attention from the opposite sex.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by hotteju(f): 9:03pm On Oct 12, 2009
Like play like play Nkenna may win the price money ooooo grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by hotteju(f): 7:30am On Sep 24, 2009
Guys unfortunately the owner of that profile is a guy
sorry to burst ur bubble but all hope is not lost u can pally him to give u the email id of the babe on his profile page, that is if it is just not some random chick

Please do not ask me how I knew about this. tongue tongue tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by hotteju(f): 9:43pm On Sep 17, 2009
WTF Is wrong with Nkenna
is she drunk?
TV/Movies / Re: Aroma Ufodike Wins N10m Ultimate Prize In Mtn Who Want's To Be A Millionaire by hotteju(f): 8:20pm On Sep 13, 2009
A repeat broadcast is on n.ow.
Romance / Re: Do Guys Laugh At Unattractive Girls Who Form? by hotteju(f): 10:57pm On Sep 12, 2009
mccloud224:

@hotteju

To be frank, you would hear the most ridiculously obscene replies if they were to answer the question.People who talk about such triffles are gossips and suffer from a severe inferiority complex and the only way to make themselves look good is to run someone else's character to the ground.Else, why would someone label someone's character as "forming"? If you aren't cool with the "forming", then walk away.Abi na by force?

LOL
I Wonder, grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Do Guys Laugh At Unattractive Girls Who Form? by hotteju(f): 9:54pm On Sep 12, 2009
what would a babe do that would make u conclude that she is forming?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by hotteju(f): 9:49pm On Sep 12, 2009
davidif:

sagamite
This is a classic thread ha ha ha

By the way, miss bond is very very very intimidating but at the same time, she is still cool though.


grin grin grin[b] hotteju is extremely intimidating also, especially in that pose. I wouldn't even approach in real life, my liver go cut abeg. grin[/b]
By the way, bkplur is incredibly hot.

LOL
It is just shakara jor!!! grin grin
Fashion / Re: High Maintenance: Does It Get You More Dates? by hotteju(f): 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2009
davidylan:

those women are simply consoling themselves, so you think if most women had the chance to earn what Beyonce earns they'll turn it down just to be "laid-back and comfortable within themselves"? una too like to decieve yourselves.

Those "trophy" babes are hardly the unintelligent money-conscious air heads most people take them to be (mostly a case of sour grapes really). Many of their men love them and not all men are in love with laid-back women either. The divorce rate isnt any different between both classes of women anyway.

Guys - - make money! Dont let these "laid back" women deceive you.

I can only begin to imagine how hot Ur girlfriend is tongue
I have a feeling that u are Igbo

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