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Charley na you dey be craaaa!!!

That girl has personality disorder aswear!!!!

Nothing beats the Service To Humanity!!!! Big up yourselves Lad!!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!!

pikapizy:
Bleep the sch hostel fun ... if everybody staying in your off campus compounds are mostly student u will enjoy it . your peeps from other sch can visit u and spend time. u can buy whatever property you want . you can choose how to arrange or decor the room because it's exclusively yours . you can stay locked indoors for how long u like or stay out for how long nobody disturbs u . you have 100% privacy . babes fit crash for your place . you can wake up in the middle of the night to cook, eat and bath .. it's your house . you and your friends can turn it upside doen in celebration and rearrange it nobody go frown . you play your ps3 all day on ur plasma , nobody will tell u to change it . i can play kranium and popcaan tracks all day on your home theatre no one will tell u to reduce it . u can have your quiet time or read anytime indoors without fear of disturbance or distractions. you can walk around naked with your bae all day inside without fear of anyone barging in on you . You are in Control of your life . off campus is where you learn to Manage a home . who hostel epp? na mostly lack of fund or parental trust push people there,. some parents believes off campus apartment gives their child/ward too much freedom to handle forgetting that child would have his/her own home someday

You like Popcaan too?

Asuokaa:
U forgot that grave yard at yaba that dey bury pple ontop each oder

Atan Cemetery!!!!!

hahn:
But the bible says the world is only 6,000 years old na

Burst My Thinking!!!! Hahahahaha

I wanted to say whatever rocks her boat but on a second thought her boat won't survive her weight....

Shey Standing Wa

Sent ah mail Inna your box!!! Get It?

FUNNY HOW OUR PARENTS NEVER USED "5 THINGS OR 10 THINGS" YET THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AGAINST THE ODDS.

AjalaJ:
Go pick up my little brother.

Pick up my boyfriend.

Drive 6 hours to my sister’s.

Hope my other siblings meet us there.

Spend the last four hours in a giant, sibling-and-niece-and-nephew-and-sister-in-law pile.
Booze excessively for the last hour.

Probably wake up the next morning feeling awfully embarrassed that Y2K 2.0 was also a huge bust.

And also hungover enough to wish the earth actually did explode.

Source: https://www.quora.com/If-Earth-were-to-explode-in-10-hours-what-would-you-do

Neteller here: www..com.ng

Wake up from thy Slumber!!!!

Spend 4 Hours with my family, 3 Hours with my friends and the the remaining 3 hours drinking Hennessy and burning Sativa/Indica while listening to Vybz Kartel....


In Other News, Op Wetin make you dey reason like dis? Ehn!!!!

See how the country neeat. If na here, you go see 5 NIGHTS OF GLORY, OPERATION KILL MY ENEMIES, AUNTY LEAVE MY DESTINY posters everywhere. Wheeeeew!!!!

You DON HAMMER FOR THIS RECESSION OHHH!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

He is Nana Wan, aka Mr Wealth and he has a Lamborghini, Range Rover, Chrysler, BMW X6 and more in his garage. Go to Madina and his name is the one name which moves Sakawa Boys. It is more like everyone wants to be like Nana Wan. According to him, he killed his 2 sisters, son and some 114 babies to make 500billion old cedis in a week. He is the Chairman/C.E.O of Waife Group Of Companies and the president of the biggest movement 2hype music & clothing. As it turns out, he evil deeds has caught up with him and this is how Ghbase.Com reported his sakawa deals.

Nana Wan confessed at the Resurrection Power Chapel, Weija that his wealth was not real and that they were all given to him by a Marine spirit from the underworld. Confessing how he got into the act, Nana Wan who was very emotional and full of remorse disclosed that, he was pushed into the act because his father abandoned his mother and his 5 other siblings some 6 years ago and times were very hard for him. He couldn’t bare the pain his mother had to go through to cater for all six of them, as the mother kept running into debts after debts. He wanted to do something in his will to save his family from disgrace so he seeked counsel from one elderly man he went to stay with and he assured him that he could help him with his financial woes if he was ready to do what it takes.

According to him, he was desperate at the time and accepted the man’s offer and he followed the man and 11 other people to some place in Benin. According to him, the place was an Island and as they sat in the boat going to the place, a room emerged from nowhere and an old man welcomed them, telling them he knew what had brought them there.

He said that they were led into a room, where a Mermaid (maame water) came and told them to drop Ghc1,500 on the floor for the rituals to begin. He disclosed that a crocodile came to pick their monies away and when the crocodile does not bring back the money, then it meant, they were qualified to go through the next step.

Ghostbusters
Paul Feig’s recent reboot of the Ghostbusters franchise was controversial in the United States because the original film’s busters were exchanged for an all-female cast. But in China, it got rejected by the censors for a completely different reason: It was because the country is still suspicious of movies that “promote superstition.” Though this rule may seem silly in relation to Ghostbusters, it often applies to films that depict ghosts and other supernatural beings. Sony reportedly tried to appease censors by removing the character for “Ghost” from the Chinese title, but the film still wasn’t approved for release. Considering the film’s disappointing box office in the US, is was probably a blow to the studio that they’re missing out on the Chinese audience.

Deadpool
Deadpool was another film that was rejected by Chinese censors for its adult material. Comic book fans flocked to the movie on account of its irreverent, potty-mouthed sense of humor, but that’s the exact same reason it never made it to theatres in China. Without the equivalent of an “R” rating to keep out kids, censors had no choice but to ban the movie entirely. Movies are sometimes edited to appease censors in China, but that hardly would have been possible for a movie like Deadpool. The Ryan Reynolds-starring superhero movie is so full of dirty jokes and gruesome violence that studios would probably have to cut most of the movie to make it suitable for all ages.

The Dark Knight
Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight is another comic book film that was rejected by Chinese censors. It’s been speculated that the film was rejected because of a scene where Batman captures a fugitive from an office tower in Hong Kong and extradites him to the US to face prosecution. The Chinese government probably didn’t like the way Batman flouted international law or Chinese sovereignty. They also may have objected to a brief cameo from singer Edison Chen. Sexually explicit photographs of the Hong Kong celebrity leaked online earlier that year, and he had become quite controversial by that point in time. Regardless, The Dark Knight is widely available on pirated DVDs for Chinese comic book fans.

Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad was a major hit when it was released in the US, but it never even got a chance in China. Even though it was retitled to the less suggestive “Task Force X” for a potential release, the government hasn’t included it in their quota of Hollywood films for 2016. This could be because of the violence, or because of the supernatural themes, or maybe they just didn’t like the idea of a movie about supervillains who become heroes. Perhaps Jared Leto’s performance as The Joker was just a tad bit too twisted for Chinese authorities. Whatever the case, it’s a big blow to Warner Bros., whose Batman v Superman earned a big chunk of its box office in China earlier this year.



THANK ME LATER!!!!!

Sellers on Nairaland should learn to post prices along with their wares!!!! Call them now you will hear N30k for mat. Mtcheeew!!!!!

Get your frigging facts right, that's not traffic at Obalende, that's where buses load!!!!!

No underestimate Deputy Governor ohhhh!!!! Them dey become President ohhh!!!! Uncle Jonah nko

Who gave these people the notion that weed makes people foolish? It beats me the way people see marijuana, I'll soon give up on them.

mriyesecnerwal:
I hope she will go to a private university cos if not, the kain strike wey go hold her ehn...abeg where she go do IT also

for cemetery, on scholarship!!!

Mbok sese udohg ikot!!!

ItzShane:
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shotin:
. Looool.... Ur ticket don burst....

if I hear, my weak slip pay me 2480!!!!

SUPERPACK:
who cares

MALTINA CARES!!!!

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Well Said Money4Passion!!! Following