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 Forum Games › Bizarre Thoughts For The Day, JOIN IN!!! by hpk(op): 6:50pm On May 28, 2016 |
I love those thoughts which are just out of step with normal thinking, the one liners that make you chuckle. Anybody else have any? 1) The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when it's spelled incorrectly. 2) Who found out that you can get milk from a cow? And why was he doing it in the first place? 3) Fortune Tellers Society Annual General Meeting postponed due to unforeseen circumstances. 4) How do you know when you’re too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener. 5) Add yours faithfully.... |
| Education › Re: Any Uniuyo Student Here...pls Come In by hpk(m): 6:06pm On May 28, 2016 |
Idydarling:Thanks alot, my fingers are crossed. |
| Education › Re: How Do I Secure An Honourary Doctorate For My Pastor by hpk(m): 3:14pm On May 28, 2016 |
NO TIME FOR IRANU. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Any Uniuyo Student Here...pls Come In by hpk(m): 2:51pm On May 28, 2016 |
@Idydarling Please what's the school fees for social sciences? when is the best time to apply for change of course? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama's Home After White House by hpk(m): 10:22am On May 27, 2016 |
Go to Otueke and watch your eyes pop. (pun intended) 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: AY's Selfie Captures Joselyn Dumas' Curves by hpk(m): 9:55am On May 27, 2016 |
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS |
| Romance › Re: 21 Totally NSFW Photos Of Massive Cocks [WARNING!! 18+] by hpk(m): 8:38am On May 26, 2016 |
dauntless15:issorai!!! |
| Romance › Re: 21 Totally NSFW Photos Of Massive Cocks [WARNING!! 18+] by hpk(m): 8:28am On May 26, 2016 |
dauntless15:oya write 5k own for the op. |
| Phones › Re: Etisalat Has Gone NUTS!!! by hpk(m): 8:15am On May 26, 2016 |
N100 bonus on recharge has gone down to N75. what are their reasons? |
| Literature › Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by hpk(m): 7:02pm On May 25, 2016 |
1) 50th Law - 50cent/Robert Greene
2) Art Of War - Sun Tzu
3) Art Of Seduction - Robert Greene
4) Because Of A Woman - Malanda J
5) Mafia Manager |
| Literature › Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by hpk(m): 6:59pm On May 25, 2016 |
1) 50th Law -50cent/Robert Greene 2) Art Of War - SunTzu 3) Art Of Seduction - Robert Greene 4) Because Of A Woman - Malanda J 5) Mafia Manager |
| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Has A Deal With Jayz's Roc Nation Management Company- Bizzle Osikoya by hpk(m): 3:30pm On May 25, 2016 |
Hmmmmm... are you thinking what i'm thinking? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Phones › Re: Etisalat Increases Easy Credit Service Fee By 5% by hpk(m): 2:07pm On May 25, 2016 |
This unacceptable!!! WE WON'T GREE OH!! WE WON'T GREE OH!! WE WON'T GREE OH!! |
| Phones › Re: Open Letter To MTN Regarding Visafone"s Take Over And Current Operations by hpk(m): 1:44pm On May 25, 2016 |
I'll miss VISAFONE. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Munachi Abii Sits In Water, Meditates (photo) by hpk(m): 11:48am On May 25, 2016 |
When e start now dem go begin call devil name..... Btw that's a wrong yoga posture. |
| Culture › Re: Two German Mayors Dressed In Tiv Attire At A German Festival by hpk(m): 10:08pm On May 24, 2016 |
We are getting there. FP Chon Chin!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: PHOTO: This Is The Tallest Man In Lagos by hpk(m): 9:47pm On May 24, 2016 |
yeah he's that tall.... Kala11: |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by hpk(m): 9:38pm On May 24, 2016 |
Tommy Lee -Tom & Jerry Popcaan - Yuh Pum Pum A VVIP Tommy Lee Sparta - Crows (Alkaline Diss) |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by hpk(m): 9:17pm On May 24, 2016 |
Vybz Kartel – Western Union (Intro) You gi mi nothing fi put down mi nuh owed you You gi mi nothing fi put down mi nuh owed you (Chorus) A fi wi money Hustling Hustle money A fi mi money Hustling Hustle money (Verse 1) Love letter to mi money World-Boss VS Western Union Yeah mi deh wid the Portmore Branch Cute one, when shi deh round me Height like Yoan As you open up bare man gone in But mi naw watch that Every girl have two man Backroad gyal naw sell it fi less than 2000 (Repeat Chorus) (Verse 2) She write me back Western Union VS World-Boss babes weh you deh? Come pick up 10, G’s fast Soon forward, sold road, G pass Just done work wid a gyal a PE-class You nuh watch that, hold a page and reach cross How you buy house fi gyal from G park (Repeat Chorus) (Verse 3) Poor people a hustle everyday fi the water And the light bill pay suh no laughing Nobody naw play when mi touch road Bare screw-face she waan Stop take buss Student loan just call and a cuss Dem seh (Repeat Chorus) 1 Like |
| Food › Re: How I Eat With My Tomato Stew Before Vs How I Eat Now(pic) by hpk(m): 9:11pm On May 24, 2016 |
Now na Ofe Akwu win am oohhh!!! Stew is on pause. |
| Education › Re: Electrocuted UNILAG Undergraduate’s Family Gets N45m Compensation by hpk(m): 7:58pm On May 24, 2016 |
TheSpecial0ne:E CONCERN YOU? APROKO!!! SHIORRR!!!
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| Family › Re: Man Missing Since 2008 (Pictured) by hpk(m): 7:12pm On May 24, 2016 |
Abroad 1.50 Dead 1.75 Married 1.25 Coming Back Home 0.25 Not Coming Back 2.00 Stake Wisely... |
| Nairaland General › Re: PHOTO: This Is The Tallest Man In Lagos by hpk(m): 6:55pm On May 24, 2016 |
See Agoro ontop NL ohh!! my hood niqqa. 3 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hpk(m): 5:40pm On May 24, 2016 |
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. |
| Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by hpk(m): 5:24pm On May 24, 2016 |
The past is only alive if you keep it alive. You can’t change yesterday but you can build today for tomorrow. Don’t shackle yourself with regrets. Don’t start feeling sorry for yourself. Whatever your previous circumstances, others have gotten through the same or worse. Appreciate yourself as a tested survivor: strong and determined. Learn from the past but don’t assume that your past automatically equals your future. Instead, fill your life with anticipation. Set your goals. Write your to-dos. Just because you haven’t done something before doesn’t mean that you can’t start doing it right now. Be the new, dynamic you. Right now. Cheers!!! |
| Education › Re: Electrocuted UNILAG Undergraduate’s Family Gets N45m Compensation by hpk(m): 10:27am On May 24, 2016 |
baba god pick up my call ohhh!!! **moonwalks outta thread** |
| Romance › Re: See Who She Said I Should Help Her Scratch Her Vagina, I Was Shocked!!! by hpk(m): 10:09am On May 24, 2016 |
[..........] [................] [......................] Fenced Land For Sale. With CofO. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Song That Lifts Your Spirit? by hpk(m): 11:08am On May 15, 2016 |
Vybz Kartel - Hot And Proud. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: The Newest Couple In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State by hpk(m): 10:27am On May 15, 2016 |
Oga Op you have been noticed. your definition of a decent wedding might not be same as the next man, respect perspectives. |
| Family › Re: My Story – My Girlfriend Donated A Kidney To Me, But I Don’t Love Her Anymore – by hpk(m): 10:07am On May 15, 2016 |
If na my sister we for don collect awa kidney before you begin type this ya epistle. just negodu!!! |
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