₦airaland Forum

Fake marriage proposal to my 4years girlfriend.

Will you marry me ?

After she said yes I will now tell her.


"April Fool"

"Jagaban borgu of niger state"

No be today na.

Baba don tey for the business.

Airoflaw:
I remember being given a punishment because I laughed at the wrong English spoken by the teacher...

Hahaha the time you form guru.

Loyalblak007:

Yeah.

Hmmm OK ooo.

A friend write "4Q" on a paper and ask me to read it, I didn't check it well before reading it loud in class.
So the teacher gave me ten strokes of cane and send me out of the class.

Hmmm Naija which way.

Naija which way.

Hmmm naija.

Naija which way.

LordOfNaira:
That is it. We are presently being governed by very corrupt elements!!!

The thing tire me.

You don mean it.

Exactly what I was arguing with someone this morning.

President no get mouth again.

Senate ti takeover.

firstclassmumu:
ok sir

Oya na.

If no be Kenya ehhhh Hmmm hmmm.

firstclassmumu:
baba e go make sense fah

I dey come make I book our flight.

I suspect that too.

Internet never forget.

Money Good.

Eyaah.
And some big thief dey untouchable.

firstclassmumu:
Hello good morning ladies and gentlemen happy weekend

I just wanna know where you guys are taking me too thank you

How far make we reach kuje go greet "Oga Ipob"

Lol.

See money !

Money Jam Money.
Money Pass Money.

stainlink:
Na the reason wey I say you try na. you bring make we for read for Nairaland. Once again you try my guy

Thanks Boss.

All for the money.

Na so Mr BJ.

brennyB:
no be lie sha

Yh.

altechtic:
Thanks for trying to help

You are welcome bro.

altechtic:
Xiaomi Mi Max

Ok.

Am sorry i don't stay around abeokuta so I don't know which network is the best.

Maybe you just ask friends staying around that side.