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That is good as Juventus Defence

And they say ground headed guys don't fvck

Scatterscatter:
Yes and I can say that categorically.

On my 4th year with my girl now and we haven't had sex.

It shows respect

Is either you're APC member or you're Liar Muhammad's Son

Wake me Up when his senses is finally back

Three people you can never advise: 1. A woman in love.
2. A man with money. 3. A die hard buhari fan.

Who actually Voted Dino at the first place

I'm sure is not me!!!!

I'm sure is not my mum or Dad

I'm sure is not my brothers nor sisters

So you guys are confused and disturbing the public

You voted Dino, and you must enjoy Dino's act until 8 or 16 years

I stand with Dino

Are you serious?? and you failed to contact us

Officer pick my call, I have confirmed his name, it's Lewa Timothy

ShitHead:
I will do; 365 days in a year. I will add more 365 days to them as jara. Walk naked for six months...to market, church...anywhere. This useless body that will just decay even if I die poor. I will put it to good use and pay My tithe.

Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Even Buhari will do the same

A Frustrated Arsenal Fan On Twitter had this to say after he got the News that Arsene Wenger's Contract have been renewed to two more years despite the calls for the Board to Sack the Franch Man

Alariwo2:
Ortom is far better than Obiano..
let them switch and see how well he'll perform

Hahahahahahahaha, Sir please don't go there, I don't have strength to laugh

lockupnop:
After the big head mofo collide with anti goverment destroy pipeline e use d money buy bentley ...u come dey complain of fulani herds men who no like money OP contine..To you this is news ?

You mean you typed this? or just copied it?

I hope you lock the packing store chukwuemeka

wowmenow:
his mates are building mansion for their mother

this one dey post with second hand car

Only One leg of his shoe, you can't fit buy

Chukwuemeka

Comparing Governor Samuel Ortom and Governor Fayose and Rochas

LexngtonSteele:
g

G for G'strings

They should be fined more money,

MTN themselves are criminals,

Big Criminals

Very sad

these are the reason why I have decided to do everything about my wedding secretly,

I don't like all this Facebook and Nairaland Announcement,

You don't know who's happy for you and who's sad,

Those who think you disappointed them and those who thinks you broke their hearts

they will rather make sure they do anything for the wedding not to hold,

If you're powerless spiritually that's the worst case, that's why prayer is important before you chose a wedding date

May The Lost Souls Rest In Peace

Activa:
How many times do you want Fayose to contest for Governorship?

As many times as he can

Only APC members are counting his days in the office

PDP members thoughts he has only spent months in the office

GeneralOjukwu:
Don't let Baba OBJ near her....

Gbenja would tell you more

https://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/10023646/running-styles-jack-sparrow.gif

Let's be honest, this gal has committed chicken genocide plenty times

this one still be girl?

ebosie11:
Which way Naija?Below is a photo of the office of the Police regional station in Ikara Local Government,Kaduna State.I throway my face in shame!


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/photo-of-police-station-in-ikarakaduna.html?m=1

I have been there to bail my friends once, back in 2012

You need to see their cell

The cell can't even contain 10 persons and you can easily push the walls down and walk away

the policemen in charge of that station none is less than 70 years of age, you can imagine what you would want their building to look like.

eboiga:
Why do i not believe?

Because you don't want to believe and nobody is ready to make you believe

LaurelP:
Was he sick or something?

Is a Club Hospital
you just heard he died in a club

Could it be Sin of the father?

Who he EPP?

TheFreeOne:
When are we gonna have men/women in their forties leading Nigeria?.

The old men running the country aground have refused to die and leave the stage.

When there's no

IBB
BUHARI
TUNIBU
ATIKU
OBJ
ETC....

Who be this one again

What color of Private Jet did she attend the wedding with

Who's her father

coolesmile:
Her Twitter handle is Bum Bum. What do you expect? I hope bum bum is married now, or is she still waiting for the perfect man?

But that girl bum bum set o. If na her pic be dat .

2015 she was over 30, and refused to marry,

Now 2017 she should also be over 32 and still single

maybe the guy in question must have gone on to marry another lady meaning he might have gotten a child that could be calling Bum Bum Aunty

and she will be running to churches disturbing God for a perfect man.

Girls with their toy brain

haymekus:
Team news
Man utd:
1David de Gea
3E. Bailly
4P. Jones
8Mata
10W. Rooney
11A. Martial
12C. Smalling
14J. Lingard
16M. Carrick
17D. Blind
38A. Tuanzebe


Tottenham:
1H. Lloris
4T. Alderweireld
5J. Vertonghen
7Heung-Min Son
10H. Kane
12V. Wanyama
15E. Dier
16K. Trippier
20D. Alli
23C. Eriksen
33B. Davies

when next you copy, remember to first copy the home team first before the away team

Spurs are playing home, so their team news should be first

Thank you

oluwapelumi19:
bear what 50k and iPhone 6s+ and what about the girl money sef 33k

All na Help

ogododo:
Tottenham host Manchester United the draw specialist

Their Premier League title challenge was ended by Chelsea's victory on Friday night but Spurs will be determined to send White Hart Lane out on a high

Tottenham will say farewell to White Hart Lane when they take on Manchester United in the Premier League on Sunday.

After 118 years at the Lane, Spurs will play one final match on familiar turf before moving to Wembley next season while their new stadium is built on the same site.

It is sure to be an emotional day for Tottenham supporters and Mauricio Pochettino will be determined to ensure his team delivers an appropriate send off despite their title hopes coming to an end with Chelsea's win at West Brom on Friday night.

This Op must be a Chelsea fan

They are clueless to the extent he didn't notice that Pogba did not travel with the Manchester United team yet he's using his pix to compare Midfielder with Striker

Nonsense

In as much as I hate Spurs

They will still beat Jose Mourinho

Even though Manchester United have nothing to play anymore about top4

They can easily win Europa and play in Champions League

They are Lucky Lyon wasn't the team they will play in the Final

Ajax will be more easier for them to beat,

Boring Mourinho will chose to play His normal defensive game today