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Fuckoff, Argentina will disgrace Nigeria

Is he the new striker to score against Argentina or the Defender to Stop Messi

This why Nigeria will lose the match,
Argentina will so disgrace them

Nonsense!!!! talking rubbish, Have anyone heard of Messi's voice he does his talking on the pitch..

Her Believe, I won't argue

chaarly:
Rohr should either use the 3-5-2 or 4-4-2 formation anything other than this. . . as Ronaldo dun go miss PK yesterday, Messi go wan show say him na the better EWU MMEEH

Nigeria gat no Chance on this

Nigeria will not and cannot beat Argentina

He knew very well that Buhari is long dead, and how this man is acting as Buhari is yet to be known

If a man can reply your texts while watching world cup matches, marry him. He will always have time for you.

If a man can reply your texts while watching world cup matches, marry him. He will always have time for you.

omoelerin1:
She may send you to jail.

Is your entire family she will send to jail

Lemme fry Stone for this One

What do I need to meet her for

Czech Republic 1 - 0 Nigeria

Let's not forget this, Buhari have bribed the Yoruba's

Business is moving well

1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than three male friend in her contact; me,her dad and her brother(if u have two brothers u better pick ur favourite one). . 2. My future wife is not allowed to pray silently,i wanna know wat is really goin on between u and Jesus Christ. . 3. My future wife is not allowed to be in social media as far as am concern;or if she will be,she must tell me before she comment or like any post; that is me. . 4. My future wife is not allowed to work because being with me is a full time job. . 5. My wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me,she must let me know before she receive or make call,for the phone is not iPhone its Wephone, simple. . 6. My wife is not allowed to laugh in her dream because if she do, am gonna come in her dream to see what is really funny there. . AM I CARING??

# copied Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex African Relationship: 1st day= money for hair 2nd day= Restaurant 3rd day= Restaurant again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have phone intimacy but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= he buy phone but girl said she's on her period. 29TH= she is ready but mother called her to come prepare food. 30th= RAPE!!!

A lot of girls complain that guys walk away from them simply because,they refused giving them sex,some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys - Let_me_be_very_blunt_here... Virginity may not be the real reason Why the guys go away,yes,no doubt,there are several guys who want sex,and if they don't get it,they walk away... The problem may not be the virginity or the sex... The story of the Ten virgins in the bible Reveals that both the wise and the foolish were virgins;the other Five were not allowed seeing the bridegroom not because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity.... NO! But because they were foolish and they were called foolish because they had no # EXTRA_OIL And the EXTRA OIL here is character! Most girls do not have extra oil to sustain any relationship,while many brag about their virginity,that's all they have to offer. Aside your virginity,what do you have to offer to a man? Can you support him spiritually? Can you support him physically? How bout mentally? All you do is demand money for bags ,shoes ,clothes, ?and outing,making him spend unnecessarily. Have you ever sit him down, and you help him plan about his future? Has he ever seen you as someone he can confide in? how many times has he come being in a state of dilemma seeking advice from you? Rather than jumping from one club to another. And for the virgins, they forget that virginity ends after the wedding but EXTRA OIL continues... Yes... Nobody is perfect... We all have our bad sides... BUT... Try to be a woman that a man will always regret losing for the rest of his life... Be that woman that ur man can never afford to lose to another man Build your man to your taste... And stop looking for a ready made husband Force yourself on that rich dude that you didn't work with to achieve what he has... And hear the story of your life from him one day. Did You Work With me to achieve all I've got? Ever since you've entered this house... What has added to what u met?? There's just nothing as best as building up your man yourself... You will forever earn his respect. I hope this piece of advice is useful to all souls?

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What Movie is that?

If these are the only things African regard as star players at their world cup team, then I won't watch the world cup

funnix:
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Stupid mentality... Females are not children are abi? You better pray to God to give you children that will be of great joy and blessings to you and drop that your stupid archaic mentality

OK IDIOT, I have heard your STUPID and Useless Opinion, you can now rest like an Animal do in a pot of useless soup!

Mrcapability7:
I'm Heartbroken. What Should I Do

I met a girl I thought meant the world to me, recently we were together on a date, I took her phone to check on as her boyfriend, she was enviously monitoring what I was checking on it.

I decided to check her inbox and found out she deleted every message we exchange together, to my greatest shock I show a text messages she sent to someone she stored his name in alphabet, where she's confessed feelings to the guy and did talk about marriage whilst the guy barely sent her up to two messages. 

I confronted her about the messages and the guy, she told me her neighbour used her phone to send those messages to boyfriend, at that moment I believed because my brain wasn't working. I’m simply saying my feelings for her overclouded my senses.

It was when I got home and ponder about it that I realized she has made fool of my feelings.

I'm heartbroken. What should I do; confront her again and break up or continue playing along? I love her so much.
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Up till now your BRAIN still not working sef

Laratayo:
Wetin happen ,wetin Ramos do that has never happen before,this is just coincidence. All this people are mostly barca fan .Hala Madrid.

African Bet9ja fans, shameless things

dabossman:
Ramos has a different story though.

Personally, I didn't think there was any malice involved. We see players do this all the time when competing for the ball.

Totally agreed with him

Useless Petition,

Ramos was more experience than Salah, Infect I became in love with Ramos last night,

He's a Hero, those signing that nonsense are those that lost their money in a Bet business, 99% of those that signed are africans

Kevin De Bruyne Manchester City Engine Room

I did the same with my Children too

Upon all his money, just One Son?? God is wonderful

You mean dogs are your children these an insult to Children

IamJames:
Shut your mouth if you have nothing to say here concerning this issue. In as much as some tenants can be troublesome, some landlords can be a pain in the ass expecting the tenants to lick the very ground they step foot on just because they rented the place to the tenants.

You're just stupid anyway, I don't have to waste my data on you

Imole477:
Hi Nairalandlers,

Pls I need your help and the help of well meaning Nigerians.

I am a hairdresser at Santos Avenue, Abule-Egba, Lagos. Since last year 2017 my Landlord Mr Bernard Adekunle Santos has been threatening and harassing me at my shop. He conspired with one woman they call Iyalode who is his elder brother's wife and they have been tormenting my life and business ever since then. They also conspired with one woman they call Iya Esther who is my neighbour and they cut off my electric wires last year and took the wires away and left me in darkness for many weeks last year.

Even when my Lawyer wrote them a letter to return my wires which they maliciously stole, they refused to return them. After stealing my wires, the Landlord now came and asked me to go and apologize to the person that stole my wires even when I never offended her, rather they were the ones that conspired to cut off and stole my electric wires.

This year when I wanted to pay my rent to the Landlord he refused to collect it and told me that he gave me one month to quit his shop despite I'm a yearly tenant and he never served me any official quit notice. Since then he has been bringing thugs every time to threaten me in my shop. He has been threatening me that he will deal with me.

So on Wednesday 23rd May 2018 my Landlord Mr Bernard Adekunle Santos came to my shop in the afternoon and broke my shop, removed the door, stole my one hundred and seventy thousand naira and stole my goods worth over eight hundred thousand naira. This matter has been reported at the Area "G" Command, Ogba, Lagos. The police has invited the Landlord Mr Bernard Santos and including Iyalode and Iya Esther to come to the station on 25th May 2018 but they have refused to come to the station. On 24th May 2018 when we went with the police to serve them the invitation letter, the first son of the Iyalode by name Dare Santos was threatening to use charms to slap me and make me blind.

My life and the life of my 2-year old baby is currently in serious danger as they keep threatening to deal with me. As I write this my shop is currently without any door as they have removed the door and went away with the door. I have pictures and evidence of everything which I have attached.

I hereby call on the Lagos State Governor, His Excellency Governor Akinwunmi Ambode and the Lagos State Commissioner of Police and all well meaning Nigerians to come to my aid as I want justice to be done on this matter because I have suffered enough in the hands of this Landlord and the Iyalode. My life and the life of my baby is currently in danger as I've been receiving threats since that day. I want justice to be done on this matter.

Pls share this message until it gets to the Governor and the Commissioner of police. I'm not safe anymore. Pls help.

Nigerians can cook lies very well, 17OK STOLEN, GOOD WORTH #800K ALSO STOLEN IN A STREET MARKET Ooo