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Abeg all dis prediction of finals no reach. Naija will come home with the trophy is my prediction. |
What if robbers breaks in? ![]() |
The holiday is on Thursday 24th, to celebrate the birth of prophet muhammed (PBH). |
If u marry a politician in US, UK and other developed countries u will be peoples servant, but in Naija u don turn to god!!! |
The excuse given by d lady is another "line" for ladies willing to jilt their man ! Cram it... |
In the Motuary, we went to collect a body for burial and why everybody was sobing I was busy with dis corper who came to see her uncle. Sometimes there are living among the dead!!! |
The difference Between the RICH and the POOR is DETERMINATION. |
Aliko Dangote - Richest African. |
Improved my toasting skills. Developed my phucking talent. Reduced my sleeping hours. Missed lectures and most importantly okada for jam me for viewing NL on express! |
Where is the 1 million cake! One for each member. |
Love means 1+1 = 1 lust means 1+1 = 2 Attraction means 1+1 = 11 |
Apayan..... |
Naija with show off! |
No matter what you wear, either melting or evapourating, you will gladly remove it when KOKO rise for action! |
Met her former husband now a politician. |
I was already late for work, as I alight from the danfo at oshodi, crossed to middle of express and withing a twinkle of an eye this guy appeared from nowhere and held my trouser shouting " I don catch u, u no climb bridge" but he left me withing seconds and disappeared. I got to the office, settled down for almost hours before noticing that my BB is gone (Bold 5 @ 100k). |
Really, i still dont know what to wright! Am stunned!!!!!! ![]() |
location of car? |
Impossibility....sorry i mean that word does not exist! |
Call her and pretend am d onwer of phone, engage her in long conversation and ask her to come out to meet a surprise! |
When am not fasting and NL is not strike! |
Some guys like it lepacious, to be able to carry their "luggage" anytime anywhere. While some would not like hitting bones with bones... They love lady with the plus size! |
U are allowed only one answer.
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Which school did u graduate from? U murdered english and surely assasinated years and money. |
Touch not my annointed and... |
It is a demoCRAZY nation. |
We hereby confered the highest title of MMR,in Nigeria to this Oba, MMR. Money Miss Road! |
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