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PoliticsRe: Emefiele Should Resign - Save Nigeria Anti-Corruption Initiative by html14java(f): 8:41am On Mar 22, 2016
Stage don set

Madam tin Tomato, abeg arrange me one box of pop corn and a bottle of coke as a witness.

This drama is worth watching.
TravelRe: NEMA Receives Nigerians Repatriated From Libya ( Photos ) by html14java(f):
Some of them may not have roots from Nigeria but will claim to come from Nigeria (Giant of Africa) only to come here and get frustrated by the dwindling economic situation.

but wait o....
These fresh looking guys with untapped talents repatriated? Government should not leave them just like that into the streets or they stand a chance of doing the nation more harm by accepting them.

Car TalkRe: Toyota Unveils First Nigerian Toyota Vehicle Assembled In Lagos(photo) by html14java(f): 7:42am On Mar 22, 2016
Allwility:
I sense there'd be stiff competition in the auto industry soon.

Innonson vs Toyota vs PAN vs Nissan.

Honda, Kia and Hyundai should start warming up.
i am not moved until Samsung joins the queue
Forum GamesRe: Chess Players Let Us Discuss Here by html14java(f): 7:37am On Mar 22, 2016
I move king from his palace to my crib. Oya play.. ..
PoliticsRe: Wike: No INEC Official Has Powers To Cancel Already Declared Results by html14java(f): 4:41am On Mar 22, 2016
chukwudi44:
What is stopping you from removing the immunity? Buhari and his cat of ubima has been disgraced by Wike. Unless he dies, except Jesus come, he will be the governor of Rivers state until 2023
BusinessReasons You Find Nigerians Everywhere And In All Works Of Life by html14java(op):
Nigerians are innovative and ready to try new ways to get a problem solved. Thats the Nigerian Spirit!!!
Read this!


Mathematician: How do u write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong.
UK: Not found on Internet.
Nigerian: = F(IV)E. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Qn 2:
Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
Chinese: Am I a magician?
American: You must be daydreaming.
Japanese: There's no commonsense in this?
Nigerian: Simple!
Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove I to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy wink

This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc.- anything to do with using your brain.

British: Can u Swim?
Nigerian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. grin grin

Nigerian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Nigerian: Then What's the Difference between u &
Dog grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
British: Shocked,


Nigerians Rocks! í ½í¸.
Proud to be a Nigerian.


We no dey Carry last!
CelebritiesRe: Ajimobi, Aregbesola, El-Rufai & Tambuwal At NEC Retreat In Abuja Today by html14java(f): 6:47pm On Mar 21, 2016
Make i buy land here
RomanceRe: Bad Economy Affecting Our Business –lagos Prostitutes by html14java(f): 10:13pm On Mar 20, 2016
Never shall end wonder...


Never shall wonder end



Wonders shall never End
CelebritiesRe: SHOCKING: Female Fan Cries For P-square To Reconcile. Watch Video. by html14java(op): 10:12pm On Mar 20, 2016
Emotionally hilarious
CelebritiesRe: SHOCKING: Female Fan Cries For P-square To Reconcile. Watch Video. by html14java(op): 1:38pm On Mar 20, 2016
Lalasticlala, you will surely be moved watching this
CelebritiesSHOCKING: Female Fan Cries For P-square To Reconcile. Watch Video. by html14java(op):
A femal fan of the duo, has taken it personal in this video as she listens to "call heaven" by Paul. Watch the you tube video below .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLRYTuFQos6HmbKMN83DhpKA&v=75gUAO5aXWQ
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Think They Are Yemi Alade's Look-Alikes by html14java(f): 12:51pm On Mar 20, 2016
9jaflaver:
There is only one person that looks exactly as her that I know, and that's "uche", see her photo below:-
why reposting Yemi's pix nah. Thats whats called resemblance
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Think They Are Yemi Alade's Look-Alikes by html14java(f): 12:50pm On Mar 20, 2016
Inferiority Complex.
PoliticsRe: Europeans Wrongly Believe Igboland Is A Region For Criminals — Ebede by html14java(f): 12:48pm On Mar 20, 2016
ariesbull:
Is ikpu nne gi decent ?
this is a brutal shot...


Kill them all
CrimeRe: Lover Sets His Girlfriend, Friend Ablaze (pictures) by html14java(f): 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2016
Imagine

EducationRe: 59,000 To Retake Examination: JAMB by html14java(f): 7:43pm On Mar 19, 2016
wins18:
God abeg oo.
Hit like if u think jamb should remark or share if u think we should rewrite
this fellow is confused
FoodRe: 10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Cucumber by html14java(f): 7:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
I don't wanna say whats on my mind
Forum GamesRe: Can You Spot The Cat? by html14java(f): 5:45pm On Mar 19, 2016
See the cat there nah
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Poses With Yvonne Chakachaka by html14java(f): 11:47am On Mar 19, 2016
Yemi for showcase her finger like the Chaka Chaka
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 6 Things You Don't Owe Your Boss by html14java(f): 11:26am On Mar 19, 2016
AirmirthDY:
You should know you're expected to continue on the link...
Oya come collect my hand punch the link.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 6 Things You Don't Owe Your Boss by html14java(f): 10:20am On Mar 19, 2016
Next.. .. You said six
CelebritiesRe: Despite Break Up Tale,psquare Set To Perform Together In Netherland by html14java(f): 10:16am On Mar 19, 2016
I am addicted to this kinda good news. I see them coming together again. as one
PoliticsRe: Rivers Election Declared Inconclusive by html14java(op): 10:15am On Mar 19, 2016
Angelberry:
Helloooo
You doubt it bae?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by html14java(f): 10:10am On Mar 19, 2016
Funny
PoliticsRe: 55 Things You Might Not Know About Our Beloved Country, Nigeria by html14java(f): 9:54am On Mar 19, 2016
benestico:
Do you know that?

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.

5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.

6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.

7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war

8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.

9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).

10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.

11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.

12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.

13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.

14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.

15. Jollof rice, chicken breast, serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s

16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)

17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.

18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister

19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.

20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.

21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.

22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.

23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.

24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.

25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.

26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.

27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.

28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.

29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.

30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.

31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.

32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S

33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.

34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.

35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.

36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.

37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.

38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.

39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.

40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.

41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.

42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.

43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b).

44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.

45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19.

46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).

47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.

48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.

49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.

50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State).

51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted.

52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin..

53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.

54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located in present day Nigeria.

55. Nigeria has more English speakers than England, and more Muslims than Saudi Arabia, Syria and Afghanistan combined.
These are Amazing Facts
PoliticsRe: 55 Things You Might Not Know About Our Beloved Country, Nigeria by html14java(f): 9:53am On Mar 19, 2016
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PoliticsRe: 'James Ibori Will Return In July To Help Sanitize Nigeria'-APC Chief,Ayiri Emami by html14java(f): 8:05am On Mar 19, 2016
Sanitize indeed
PoliticsRivers Election Declared Inconclusive by html14java(op): 8:03am On Mar 19, 2016
Quote me. INEC will only at the end of this toil today in River state declare the election, inconclusive.

It is a "change" trend.

That is when "they" decide whether or not to accept the winning candidate.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: PDP Agents Keep Vigil At INEC Office (photos) by html14java(f): 7:42am On Mar 19, 2016
This is serious

What if the papers disappear like the NATIONAL BUDGET
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: PDP Releases Photos, Alleges FG Doles Out Billions To APC Rivers by html14java(f): 9:30pm On Mar 18, 2016
Hmmmm... This is where they spend Abacha's recovered loot.



I see
PoliticsRe: Benin City, The Mighty Medieval Capital Now Lost Without Trace by html14java(f): 9:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
Sai baba



[size=14pt]Sai Chain-ge[/size]
Music/RadioRe: Hit Songs Banned By The Nigeria Broadcasting Commission by html14java(f): 3:55pm On Mar 18, 2016
Lol


Wen we've enjoyed the song,

Clubbed the songs

Danced the songs

Remixed the song

And now, they have banned the shaffs remaining.

NBC, contunu.

One day, you wake up and ban p-square_busy body.




In other news, Badosneh always topping the Chart back to back

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