₦airaland Forum

Not for me o. Am not happy

They are getting slightly overweight.


i advice they check their BMIs.



cute Pics though

Atmmachine:
Kenya ??
Is Kenya a country in Africa ??

The only countries in Africa is Nigeria and South Africa, others are local governments

your bad mouth is deserves national recognition

i go try

i cant fit laff.... i neva read am sha

yemajiteru:
In schools like?

University of No Nonsense

Go back to your dentist. Desist from self Medication.

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But

I concur

it is called CHANGE

Moz22:
waris d meaning of cum?

Wa
Zo
Bia.

In Terry G's voice... .



"Testing microphone,"

mrmetoo1:
The news says 24 months o, so you guys check back in March 2018 because some people will soon come tomorrow and say they still saw cows roaming about.

collect mirrow, look urself. You'll see your life

Eeroh95:
if them count nigeria finish you go know sAy we plenty pass china.....not to even mention the ones abroad...jes saying

we are plentiful but not like China sha.

Moz22:
just see d way ayam looking atew with my Two naked eyes.

find clothe wear your eyes.. . I am shying shy

wey ma bucket make i take pack the spillage

BeeBeeOoh:
even me is cumin also..

you nefa cum finish?

olihilistic:
I'm coming

you nefa cum finish?

MCMXCVIII:
Na wa ooo!
Oya just put action in the 5m..make it real!

dem no dey make am real. na online offering

MCMXCVIII:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh...**Covers mouth**

But sister actions speaks louder than words oo!
Sow a seed with the lord today

tomato seed or peper seed. abiu want banana seed

MCMXCVIII:
Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oya drop offering..nothing is small for the lord ,sister

(N5m)

omron:
I Give glory to God almighty for saving me and my mum from this black cobra snake,
I lost my dad some months ago so I went to visit my mum in her site in order not to feel lonely.
I never knew my going there to see her was for a purpose.
On getting there we have 4 rooms apartment in the House so I took one and I slept.
Hoping to wake up the next day as usual and take my leave.
So around 1pm I woke up and couldn't sleep again. I wanted to sleep but my spirit did not sleep, so I kept my eyes open.. I began to arrange my room that night and tidy up things, I took a broom and I was sweeping the room that link to the verandah(passage,) to my mums room. And the rain began to fell as I was sweeping I finish with my room I was about sweeping the passage when I heard an annoying sound like shekere shekere.. As if someone was using a chain to scratch the concrete lo and behold I looked up it was a long tiny black cobra snake I saw... The snake has already put head at the entrance door that link to my mums room... I shouted Ejo Ejo Ejo (snake snake snake,) this was around 1:30pm.
My mum heard my voice from inside her room and she woke up wanted to open the door with fear I shouted at her to wait... So I summon courage, face the snake I throw the broom on the snake and I miss the target... GOD SO GOOD even though there was no light I put on my powerful camon c8 torchlight and I found a big umbrella and I moved closer and break it's head..... I just Give glory to God because if I didn't visit my mum dat day the snake would have entered her room and it would have been a battle between My mun and snake with only her in the room ... I just don't know how to thank God for this Victory.... Help me in praising God fellow nairalanders

thiS is TESTIMONY

Somebody, Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaise the LORD

apart from nos 3 and 10, please who are those people?



[size=18pt]is the social media 2go?[/size]

Lobinoscopy too. even Lseun

hmmmm

who is blaming them wives here




well, there is no fire without smoke.


sorry.
...No smoke without Fire.



infact, all of the above

it is called

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Buu Buu, Caution your people.

Their attitude is getting out of hand.
You summoned courage to interfere in the recent Rivers crises but have said nothing on the recent killings bythe northerners.
Mile 12 Market saga,
A barber was burnt the other day in Abuja by some Abokis, all because of N10 cahange.
this one again...... Just for N10 change.


where is Nigeria Heading To?


God save this Country.

i will buy it for lala's AGF

fascowilly:
ipob lady

you see your life

MadCow1:
How can someone so pretty like you be so daft?


God must be a comedian.



Meanwhile, its Nomad not "Nomard" and Hypocrisy not "Hypocirsy"..


Dont thank me, Thank God.

Its alrght, Continu..

meet a neurosurgeon for a brain transplant. Hate the messenger but not the message.