₦airaland Forum

zerray:

Smeeky: ur point is as good as useless now...I hope u give him the constructive criticism when he request for a review.

Thank you.

chykmoni: present. I admire how u guyz have been moving the thread. If u notice very well u will knw that i have not been active on the thread. The reason is because i have been in pains. I lost my Elder sister last week

Samguine: Buksich good morning. How was your night?

jamanuka: Good am house...

I woke up remembering that funny story of a female otondo who refused to wear the Nysc khaki trouser but rather insisted on wearing a skirt because according to her wearing a trouser is against her christain faith and moreover its a sin.

The last I heard about the story is that she was eventually expelled from Camp...

So prospective female otondos, how many of you will refuse to wear the khaki trouser because its against your faith or maybe mummy/Daddy will be angry with you if they get to know...

Happy new week mates...the countdown is actually racing faster....

yokiti: Ten copies ke?
Mi broo, 3 copies each might turn out to be a load for you at the end (I used ONLY ONE copy out of 16 photocopies each of all the several documents I made).
@ all please take not of that; DONT waste your money making unnecessary photocopies that you WONT use.
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Passport photograph is the only thing I can say you will need as many as possible. 24 copies wouldnt be a bad idea as you will use it aside NYSC orientation camp documentation ( PPA file and bank account opening).
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Remember, Nigeria is divided between two major vegetation zones : the Savannah zones (low rainfall, and extreme heat etc ) in the North and forest zones in the Southern part (high rainfall).
For those that will be posted to the southern part of the country; prepare for heavy downpour/ torrential rainfall ( although there suppose to be a break in August but climate change has altered the arrangement of nature) so make sure your wears (top, short and shoe) can dry with little or no sunlight after washing. Dont forget your rubber shoe and cardigan and mosquito net (unlucky camp like.... I wont name any).
Likewise those that will be going across the Niger to the land why Beautiful Nubia called "where the heat is like a second skin" in his Jagbalajùgbú album hit track "seven seasons"; brace up for sunlight but it wont be too extreme because of your time of camping (August) and rainfall but will not be as severe as the forest zones. Prepare to drink water like never before
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Please, DONT laminate your call up letter.
These documents are what you need for registration:
1. Your call up letter.
2. Statement/ notification of result or certificate
3. School Identity card ( foreign trained graduate might need to make copies of the data and visa page of their international passports)
4. Medical discipline graduates need to show evidence of registration with their respective professional bodies.
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Myself and some "senior" corpers will talk on transportation to camp as well as how to save money in camp latter on.

Skateboard: Den plenty here, just keep calm.

lorddaywalker: . Chai! Na only u dey waka go FCT

macuwon: well.. Its lyk a radio station in camp.. They gather reports,make announcements,relay news etc.. So the good thing is... They are always working.. So being there might exempt u from parade nd drills
bt dats nt my reason for wanting to qo there though... I love being on air!

macuwon: lol.. Dem fit ask u for proof ooo. Or names of ur managers

1kanma: Helo friends, pls i need a constructive advise frm u guys. A friend was attack in a taxi on her way home, her bags where taken from her and inside d bag she has her certificate and clearance papers. Camp is fast approachin wat do i do need to be out from dis nyt mare and delima. Tanks in anticipation

Samguine: Booooouuuummmmmeeeee!!!!!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!

Mister Wiggle Wiggle

Welcome back...missed you bro..Missed you helluva buncha
And out of all names, you come up with HuckleberryFinn. You know I've got a soft spot for Mark Twain . Nice to have you back

Smeeky: welcome back buddy

macuwon: i know my onions!! Had OBS in mind frm d very first day... Make i hear say i no follow.. Wen dem c my C.V, dem qo fear fear!..
I go carry pictures from all the media houses way i don work show dem for O.B.S

Skateboard: Ma nigga

Samguine: Where is Boummee?

Samguine: Where is Boummee?

highmey: Welcome back bro... Good to see u back!

macuwon: There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day,
the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the third day and if he's not better, we're going to have to kill her." Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said, “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat came back and said, "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three..." On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said,
"Unfortunately,we're going to have to kill her tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread to other horses." After they left, the goat approached the horse and said, "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on... Get up... Get up... That's it, slowly... Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it you're a champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting, "It's a
miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party." He called his servant, "Tunde, kill and prepare the
goat!