₦airaland Forum

Valentinooo: Hehehe. You no bring pawpaw ni cos i no too like palmi

rationalmind: I'm always right

Is it that you're from the north?

rationalmind: Abuja was once a chill place before several blasts started rocking the city.

Samguine: Bro, he wasn't referring to the Jigawan islands in Japan o. He meant the Jigawa in Nigeria here Is that the place you call chill?

prixxy7: One tin ȋ̝̊̅§ certain. Dat by dis time next two weeks, some people (stream 1) wil be on dea way to dea posted state, and dat ȋ̝̊̅§ ƒø̲̣̣я̅ those who wants to travel a day b4 orientation camp to avoid lateness. Odas wil probably be finalising d packing of dea bags and baggages jx to stroll into d camp d next day dats ƒø̲̣̣я̅ those within d same state of orientation camp. Whiever category u find urself, I pray God gives us d strength needed to make dis 21days journey. Be it first stream or 2nd stream. Amen.

rationalmind: Had a trance in church yesterday. Saw myself opening my call up letter only to discover I was posted to Jigawa state

The last time I had one, it happened. I just hope this will be an exception

Samguine: I'll buzz you on Twitter when I'm less busy.

Samguine: Aburo, we need to talk

Samguine: *clears throat* *grabs Gala and Lacasera*
This is gonna be interesting

TiffanyJ: i'm good. How about you?

TiffanyJ: really? Thanks dear. You are the first to tell me this.

Samguine:

sokarsenal: . ATHEIST......Maybe........ROSICRUCIAN.....yes

Ojestas: mayb personal person.

ajasa4link: The beach has been sand-filled( or reclaimed depending on the grammar u choose) And that's where they are currently constructing eko Atlantic city for the rich and affluent. So u see,except u are planning to work as a free labourer on the site, u wouldn't want to go near the place for now,of course not with ur date present

Samguine: She's good bro. Doctor prescribed a lot of bed rest, that's why she hasn't been regular here. Thanks for asking. How is your own PP too?

Samguine: Like?? Like I don't like AdaEkube. "Like" is too tame and weak to describe what I feel for her. If I express my feelings here, all the pages of Nairaland wouldn't be enough to contain it.. Na she be my sunshine..the real deal

engrflames: Borno state that's where my hrt desire, father take me there. Amen!

yokiti: Reasonable, I am permitted to quote the qualities of a bishop as listed in the book of 1 Timothy 3 vs 1-7?
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1 Timothy 3:1-7King James Version (KJV)
1. This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.
2. A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given
to hospitality, apt to teach;
3. Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
4. One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
5. (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of
God?)
6. Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil.
7. Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.
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Reasonable as a word is subjective. The quality , quantity and prizes of things will differ from one camp to another. You taste too matter.
If you are lover of Fried rice with other helper like cole slaw, plantain, meat/fish/ egg not forgeting the coca cola jingles; "rice with coke, better together" and you wont stop your friend from benefitting from you; you will have to be heavily loaded. Anyone that cant do without eating "good/ very satisfying" 3 square meal and other sweet mouth candies. Also, anyone like the man in the Fidelity/ Wema bank benefits of insurance jingles some 4 - 5 years ago of "not eating your tomorrow" ( the fat person in the advert has plates full of meat and is still requesting for more) will all fall in this category .
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Other categories are those that will end up using their certificates as a collateral at the beer joint ( dont let this suprise you ) till they pay the 19800 allawee because they are heavy drinkers and not stingy when it comes to impressing their new catches.
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If you have lived in Awo hall in Obafemi Awolow University ( I respect the communism spirit in this great hall of residence of the school where true radical leaders for positive change are made ; please am not insulting anybody/ school/ organisation and I hope this wont cause another "some of them wished they had attended OAU" crusade) or attended Federal government colleges with bullying seniors and gluttonous partners at dinningand you have been groomed to survive in any weather; you might not spend much because you will survive with the camp food, only that the tea or whatsoever they will call it might end up being a coloured hot water (so will need to your own bournvita/ milo/ milk/ sugar / honey or any sweetner to your taste). Reports has it that FCT and Lagos corpers most times are well taken care of because of it proximity to seat of power and the fear of the unknown.
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I am telling you that you can survive with even less than #15,000 because it depends on you coupled with the fact that you will paid a cash total of #22;300 in camp (bicyle #1000, transport #1500 and 1st federal allawee #19800).
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Please pardon my long epistle and typos; I will edit when am chanced.

ENIMONEY: wetin concern me and stream I don't need water ni. even if govt decide that no allawee for eko copper, I will still chose lag

Arrihinius: Gud p.m house,i hope i ave graduates that r abt to b corp members in d house?Dis issue dat was just release by Nysc officials calls 4 sensitivity.Somebody will ask y?lets look at d way tins r happening in dis our set.(1)ASUU strike (2)Timetable changed frm july to August (3)Now Aug to Sept 4 some affected states,somebody wil say it wil nt affect me cos my state of choice is nt among d affected state,but watch ur back(makan makan niioo).I believe sometin is going wrong somewhere.Dats y i want to implore us dat we need to be fervent in prays before,during and after our service.Just d little money i have.God bless us.

Opeyemia: thanks,hope u done dey prepare 4 camp.

Opeyemia: gud dey my people,just want to ask if swiss polo travelling bag(medium size)is not too big to carry go camp.pls i need a very good anwser on dat.

Samguine: Nothing much. Just following your footsteps

Samguine: How hustling? *plays Cassidy's Ama Hustler*

Cleoqueen: Soweee...soooo not Lagos...I can't survive in lagos