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yinka2392: it may b the same for eqn 1. Check it again u'll see it wont work 4 eqn2. Tayibb's answer is the correct answer

BINTI_LAYE101: Pls @all in the house help sole this equation and kindly share your answers and your workings pls.;
P +0.2q=4...........(eqn1)
P +0.07q=0.76..(eqn2) ?

tchidi: RIP Goldie... I'm sorry I laffed at ur Grammy make-up..
I never played ur music or watched BBA, but u were always in d news, with one ridiculous fashion or the other.
The day u were pranked on MTV BFS, u showed so much compassion for the young man who was beaten cos he wanted to see you. You didn't realize it was a prank. Then I knew that underneath all that make up and sometimes silly clothing, you had a good heart.
Rest Well Sis, Rest well!!

tchidi: RIP Goldie... I'm sorry I laffed at ur Grammy make-up..
I never played ur music or watched BBA, but u were always in d news, with one ridiculous fashion or the other.
The day u were pranked on MTV BFS, u showed so much compassion for the young man who was beaten cos he wanted to see you. You didn't realize it was a prank. Then I knew that underneath all that make up and sometimes silly clothing, you had a good heart.
Rest Well Sis, Rest well!!

Sir mikky: If not all, 90%

Fynestboi: Chai// c dis thread wey be say if i try to check d nxt mawning na anoda page i go c, na im cum dey one page since yesterday...... Nawa ooo

Sir mikky: On a lighter mood, appreciation to those giving informations on this thread but pleaseeeee, let's always ensure the infos we drop are correct. I embarked on a journey to V.I for the LG letter after being convinced by 3people. But lo en behold, they've all moved their liaison offices to G.R.A....It was soooo painful en stressful. Was drenched by the rain en dried up by the sun...

kristana: Either ways we tank both of them sha. .nw letz get bk 2 d topic.

Hayzedious: thanks man 4 ur effort,but come o,we freshers are to resume feb.26th and nothing on registration details at d moment,i tire 4 OAU o.

kristana: lol u are very funny. .actually i didnt av d mind of causing confusion. I actually opened the thread first. But just maybe odas felt they shud open theirz too wich i dnt tink is necessary since we are aiming 4 d same thing.. .anyways, no yawa! Make we join them!

Lillz19: I hv seen 2 threads opend nw...it wuld b beta nd mre convienient 2 ol agree on 1 thread nd follow it dan havn multiple threads. Perhaps d 1st cme 1st serve basis

Lillz19: So far i hv seen 3 new threads...it cnfusn as 2 whch 1 2 follow pls lts ol gater unda 1 umbrela 4 convinience...hapy vals day

cloaked: ....pls lets join the other thread; Education / OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session {contd}

PS: it's best we use just a thread.....just so we don't miss out on the neccessary infomations about the ongoing admission/registration!...Thanks

Yhemit: THE GAME THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS TO SEE !!!
Manchester United dares a team as legendary as Real Madrid......who do u think wil win.
#halamadrid# _ 8.45pm

Hausa: bismillah aramonu raheem....
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everyone has been looking forward to this day.
Clash of d titans...
...madrid vs man utd.....8.45pm

Hausa: really? Not dat far?
Like trekable?

slybrolin: I rep Lawanson ooo

GodzBELOVED: Do u stay at isolo ni?

Hausa: haaa, story.
Laughing in greek
Place where i don live sef.
Ire-akari estate to be precise.

michealade: wetin kum cause mumu dia nau?

Hausa: AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY, heres an
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
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Why would a girl who claim to love you send u:
☑Boxers and expect a BB ?
☑ A tie and expect Brazilian hair?
☑ Singlet and expect iPAD2
☑ Cufflinks and expect Black berry porsche
☑ Nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner @ KFC
☑ Pay her school fees and she is on her period three times a month yet we preach gender equality....
As a result of d observable injustice and inequality,
Τђe Boyfriends Association of Africa (BAA) in its 17th annual general meeting held yesterday at d Federal secretariat Abuja, has concluded, that it should be on a Trade by Barter(TB) basis. Hence, the format for this feb 14th coming in d next 16 days will be:
☑A singlet= Brassier.
☑A boxers= Pant (G-string, throng or Patanla).
☑A roll on= Perfume.
☑Cuff-links= Rubber band to tie her hair.
☑If she shows up at ur door empty handed, switch off your cable, tune to NTA for her to watch. ☑If she gives u flowers, give her mango leaf (afterall,d two are gotten from trees).
☑If she come for a dinner without money, take her to night vigil.
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The above statement has been signed by d president of d association and forwarded to all concerned bodies, especially to the senate committee on relationship and conflict resolution as our exchange rate this feb 14th.
We in honour of d above resolution, hereby suspend our lingering three weeks strike and use d opportunity to urge our loving girlfriends to prepare for d lovers day.
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Signed:
Chairman BAA!
PS......If you are married, this doesn't apply to you and your spouse because you are all expected to have an understanding.
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thanks

Hausa: ............................IN THE HIGH COURT...........
....IN THE LAGOS JUDICIAL DIVISION, IGBOSERE.....
...............................HOLDEN AT LAGOS....................
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between;
skybrolin>>>>>>>>plaintiff
....................vs....................
Hermianart>>>>>>>defendant
and;

...............................fellow nairalanders
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.........................OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT............
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I hereby order an out of court settlement on d 2 parties.
No more argy-bargy, fiasco, disputes, mouth running, etc.
Any one of u who breaches dis will be penalised heavily.

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Be warned
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HAUSA O.O., Esq.
Chief Judge
Igbosere Judicial Division
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law aspirants, did i get d write up?

hausa(d return):
Hmmmmmm......
A pastor in a women’s congregation:
PASTOR: Can those with husbands
raise up their hands?
LADIES: (They all raised their hands).
PASTOR: How many of you love your husbands?
LADIES: (They all raised their hands)
PASTOR: Are you sure ladies before
God? Can I prophesy?
LADIES: Yes!!!
PASTOR: When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him?"
LADIES: (Various answers)-
“today when leaving the house”,
“last night”, "when we went to bed”,
“This morning when I
woke up”, etc...etc... PASTOR: Each one of you should send a message
of “I love you” to your husband right now.
LADIES: They all sent the text message “I love
you” 2der hubbies
PASTOR: Now exchange your phones pls
LADIES: They all exchanged their phones PASTOR: Read out loud the replies from ur
husbands pls. Below are the replies to the messages from their
various husbands:
1.Who is this message meant for
2. Aaaah who is this If u stole my wife's
phone, I hope u stole her as well.
3. Just don't tell me you are pregnant again!! 4. What is the matter!!??
5. What do you want again??
6. What is this supposed to mean??!!
7. You need money again abi!!?
8. Hey! Did you smash my car!!!
9. Resend this because I'm sure the intended recipient would be interested in reading it!!!!
10. Go To hell Jor!!!!!!!!!
11. I will beat you to death today until you tell
me to whom the message was intended for!......

hausa(d return):
back from where?
Mali?

GodzBELOVED: Behave like those in Rome.... Okay!

Lillz19: i didnt c anythn lyk dat dre...

GodzBELOVED: thought it was an offence to sell/buy bed spaces. Has d rule changed?