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[quote author=Mynd_44]Such things start and end in HBG's village. Infact her cheif was the first [/quote]oya clap for yourself

HBG lives in a village called literature section abi? So who is her Oga at the top? Ehn! Whom do I complain to?

Your smart, do the math

Tovot: i never knew men now gave birth

where have u been living?

Aw...see baby mama coming to see baby daddy....Mynd and Redmoss, my favourite nl couple ever what are guys naming the baby al***** ?

Larry-sun you still here? Did you eat anything @ all? I have cooked beans and ledombolo

Lol guys

Thanks for reading, thought you liked her

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Your Hubby Doesn't Know Whom He's Dealing With, You're Lady Macbeth.[/quote]hahaha....I like the title, My Oga At the top, please ask seun if I can change my name to Lady Macbeth

[quote author=Larry-Sun]One Man's Meat They Say.[/quote]silly you please don't start singing If you were mine or let me love you!

[quote author=Larry-Sun]So Sad.[/quote]very, very sad

Its nice having the house all to myself....(Pacing about the room thinking)

What should do? Sing? But my voice is so bad

Well let me see if I can find a mate to while away time.

(This is not for kids)

Kid: mom, dad!

Mother: yes darling?

Dad: what is it my sunshine?

Kid: where did you guys meet?

(Both parents looked at each other suprised. The father spoke first)

Father: come and sit next to mom and dad child, this is a serious issue. (The child obeys her father) ok, listen carefully. I was just browsing the internet back when I was still @ varsity. I came across a Forum named Nairaland....I didn't register but saw a certain monicker, so I would view that monicker's posts everyday. I was falling inlove with her posts. One day I decided to register and send her something they call a PM; its a private message. She didn't reply for a week, I tried again to no avail........

Story continues...

[quote author=Larry-Sun]My Regards To Him.[/quote]“I thought he was my Hero, but as it turns out, he is a no show! ”

Tovot: My regards to him!stay blessed!

see the time m still up? He refused to man up.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Stop eating beans after 7pm. It is bad for your health. I have warned you more than once[/quote]Mynd your such a party pooper....I meant no harm they said I should tell you, you have a bouncing baby boy....(From Redmoss the babymama ) now, make sure you go and see the al*** before we sue you for child support

Peaceful night indeed when M is not around.

Larry and Tovot, goodnight, need to attend to my hubby

Tovot: yes your right,@ time time i didnt know what a pm was and you sounded nice and mature enof,so i decided to experiment with your name

lol, your funny girl.

Its alright...m honoured that u used my name as guinea pig

@Larry, been around, doing this and that you know

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Hello Dear .[/quote]Hi dear

Tovot: listening to cool fm!yay b5tw i am soo tired

I once got your pm, m I right?

Tovot: goodnight at this time?

yes dear, m trying to slp early so that I can wake up early

The metal clock hanging on the wall was distracting her, its ticking was too loud, even a baby would be pertubed by it. The blanket she had was too light to keep her warm, especially at the crack of dawn.

Checking her wrist watch she realized that it was just 4 am. She had been sleeping for four hours, why was she even here? Scrambling to her feet, she immediately felt the throbbing pain down her abdomen. She had to be still as there was no way she would endure the pain but then she couldn't just sit there freezing.

She decided to pace about the living room. Her phone beeped, it was a ping from Dineo, she pinged her back immediately. After that Dineo called her, the conversation was short as Malaika didn't want to wake his majesty king Obafemi and her majesty queen Ntando.

She asked for Mike's number and ended the call. It rang three times before it went straight to voice mail.

Lord please have mercy on me, I know I did you wrong but please make Mike answer his phone Amen. she made a short prayer and send Dineo
a bbm message.

Malaika: Hey, he ain't picking.

Dineo: oh!

Malaika: gosh, I need to get home, I am cold and I forgot my med (sick)

Dineo: where you at

Malaika: At my ex's flat, dunno what I was thinking. Don't ask what transpired but I am condemning myself already.

Dineo: give me ten minutes, I will go and wake him, brb...

Dineo took more than ten minutes and it felt like a lifetime.

Dineo: Hey, you can call him now, I screamed and he came panting to my room. I told him I had a nightmare, he just left now....don't waste time.

After receiving Dineo's message she called Mike again, this time he picked after the first ring. “Helo?” a masculine voice said at the other end of the line. Malaika trembled with fear, what would she say to Mike? The voice came again;

“Hello?”

Pull yourself together! she told herself. “Hi, Moeketsi, its Malaika, can we talk?”

“Talk? At 4:30 in the morning?” He asked irritated. There was a moment of silence.

“Please.” Malaika made a plea whispering.

“Fine, give me a second.” There was a sound of a door opening and closing. “Ok, I am all ears, what's wrong?” In a serious tone.

“I don't know where to start.” She said.

“Young lady, you wake me up at 4:30 in the morning asking if we could talk and then you don't know where to start?..” His voice grew louder and sounded angry. “I am not with your friend anymore so I can't do you any special favours. Meeting my niece at the clinic doesn't change the fact that I don't like your type. Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to my beautiful sleep.”

Malaika, had been pacing back and forth in the living room while Mike was giving her a piece of his mind, she ended up in the bathroom, she locked herself in and sat on the toilet seat.

“Please wait...would you be able to come and pick me up? I am in Acardia and cold, I forgot my medication at the flat and not too strong enough to walk.” Malaika sighed, wondering if that came out right.

“I can't come, how about you call a cab?”

“Please Mike.”

There was dead killing silence, it looked like Mike was pondering on the issue. At last he asked for the directions and promised to be there within an hour or so.

“Thank you Mike.” She said getting up and colliding with Femi on the door in his boxers. She got out of his way, but he pulled her to him.

“So your running after Mike now?” He asked sarcastically, she glared at him and kept mute. She could feel his hot breath down her newly shaved head, it was just like the first day he had slapped her, she trembled and shuddered, her whole body shook with fear.

She wondered how on Earth was it possible that she still had feelings for Femi, after everything he did to her.

“Answer me!” He thundered. Still mute, she looked down, proddling at the bathroom rag with the tip of her sneakers.

She had no energy to fight him, even if she had, it was obvious she would lose. He pushed her inside the bathroom and locked them inside. She was now crouched on the cold ceramic floor, tears welling down her beautiful dark chocolate skin.

“Was that child even mine? Or it was one of your love-vendor Ife's clients? ” He said squatting in front of her, his eyes were as red as the red sea with vains visible like roots of a bamboo tree.

“Why are you so angry Femi? Your the first guy I slept with and you know it.” She whispered.

Screwing up his eyes, he looked intently at the bright light of the globe above them. His face looked angry, ill-humoured, and preoccupied, like that of a man in pain forced to listen to nonsense. It looked like that's all he needed to know because he left her there slamming the door behind him.

She thanked God that he didn't kick her or slap her as usual, she got up and washed her face at the basin. Her reflection scared her, she looked so pale, like one of the women in Somalia when the country was struggling. All bony, with cheekbones like mountains, tears travelling down her face.

Clearing her voice she said to herself; I will be alright.

Mike send her a message, telling her he was at the gate, she got out of the toilet and took Femi's gate tag that was on the window seal near the door, unlocked the door and walked out, trudging down the stairs. By the time she reached ground floor, she was worn out.

Mike was waiting for her by the gate, before she knew it she collapsed in a heap on the floor. He wasn't sure what to do, he knew climbing the fence was a huge risk especially when he was a civil servant. It would look like a break in, he knew the rules very well,

“Malaika!” He called out her name. She looked up at him with tired eyes. “Throw me that tag, you have it right?”
She nodded and threw it to him, the streetlights helped him to see clearly, so he picked it up, opened the gate and carried her to his car.

When they were settled he asked about the tag. She mumbled something he couldn't hear, he decided to keep the tag, when the idiot needed it, he would come and get it.

Hi everyone, just dropping it like its hot as Firestar said, ya'll know I like news, what's happening tonight? Saw somebody's name then a hidden post. Mynd beware....“They are xoming for you.”

Well goodnight all

An0nimus: we're waitin

SAME HERE

luvmijeje: HBG well done. So far so good but this ur update is not long o despite taking so long to update.

laziness @ its peak...

Thanks girl

princesa: i meant cross marry to other tribes, sorry

oh, ok. Pheew!

Hmmmmm...that was quite moving. NEXT!

princesa: i will

about the fact that Nigerians don't intermarry, am seeing that fact is true, like true not good sha.

errm