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[quote author=uj_sizzle]Great work guys.

Ruby. I like dat u perceived i love poetry n tried ur hand at it. I also love dat u knw my favourite things n ddnt promise perfection. You were confident n real.

190. That was the briefest, heartwarming post I've seen . I like dat u ddnt beat arnd d bush or string pretty words n ur humility was so hard to ignore.

U are both winners, but I'm allowed just one choice.........

As much as i love poetry
i love plain word better;
as much as i admire confidence,
i am a sucker for humility

for this i choose 190 [/quote]Raise ur glass

M out

[quote author=190-the-clown]Uj-sizzle


I have been here a long while, long enough to see people come and go. Long enough to see fakers, haters, player, heart breakers and liars But you have kept it real. You have been truthful to all. To me, to you and to everyone I have been reading your post and they get me mouth opened, You are so consise and truthful, you give your advise and I wonder what brain you have Perfection is not far away from you. You write well and play well I read your diary and follow each post cos I am addicted to you I can't get enough of your words and lines - I love u uj-sizzle and am sorry 4keepin u waitin bur u know personally I'l neva disapoint u bt netwrk frm my damn bb and me bin away from my pc kept me - I dnt care if u don't select me as d rite one 4u bt I prefer d real yes[/quote]me knows nex hmmmmm

Nice one dear,no bragging just plain and simple

dmcdad: It might beat your imagination that, for the little while we have known each other, I have waited for this day patiently like a man waiting for his wife to put to bed. Now that I have the opportunity to tell you what I feel about you, without regaling you with redundant words, I think it's only proper to put this in black and white straight from my heart..

Anne, I wanna let you know that you are nature's pride, one of it's blessed creation.
You are an award winner for nature's creative design.
You are a perfect definition of beauty, and I am convinced hook, line and sinker
that you will be like a spice to my life, for without someone as gracious as you,
my life has been the essence of incompleteness.
Anne, to be candid with you, I believe you will guide my heart with true love
and your love will bring about a re-assurance that true love exist.
Just to let you know that yesterday was only a dream and tomorrow is only a vision
but the love we will share today will make every yesterdays' dream a dream of success and every tomorrow an everlasting love
Now I know the best and suitable words to say out of my heart, because...
The pleasure for love is in loving, not for a season but always.
my love for you will never fade away because it is real and sincere.
Others keep the reward they receive due to their hardwork for pleasure,
while some keep the award they receive as their treasure,
but yours is special cuz your love will hopefully be my greatest treasure..
And, I must not forget to let you know that,
your feminine attraction which coupled with your youthfulness,
could be quite difficult for me as a young and fun-loving guy to resist.
Did I tell you that you looked ravishing? Or would I say elegant?
For the number of times we have spoken over the phone (even several times tonight)
your voice (tone) sounds as that of a fallen-angel, which drew a gentle response from me
and you must have noticed that my words are rather so insufficient to express
the ecstatic feeling I have for you.
I wish I had the grace to adore your attractive patrician, for life with you held tremendous promises.
Now I know... I have a great package...

I am sorry if you find this unnecessarily long buh the truth is that, words cannot express what I feel inside of me.
But just so you know that... True love is like a ghost which everyone talks about, but only a few have seen.
Anne, for the little time we have known each other, you have been a margical / sparkling person in my world that was sometimes dark
and you have made me as eager for love as a chariot rider is for battle
Though it is said that love is as strong as death and jealousy is as cruel as the grave.
If a guy would be despised for giving out all his heart to love someone like you,
then I am eager and ready to face the consequences, because seeing your face is good to talk about,
and being your friend is better, but loving you is the best thing that will ever happen to me.

I want you to take cognizance of the fact that, I don't wanna make empty promises to you
that I am gonna take you round the world and all that crap.
Because, I might not be able to take you to mars, or take you round the world, neither would I promise you the world itself,
but if I were to have the world in my possession, I would gladly give the world to you,
so the world could belong to you, and I'd ask for just one thing in return....
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And that's for YOU to be MINE.... (Mcdad & Mcdowell)

This guy though,the third real refreshing food for a woman's heart,soul and mynd.

Kudos boss

@Mosquito,r u copying the lines well?

@Obinoscopy ur just hopeless...m gonna kill u

Redmosquito: 3?! Where are we off to?!

My aunt is dragging me to a wedding in the village.My distant cousin,I have never met before is getting married so we gotta bounce early to avoid traffic!lawd have mercy on me

Can we sleep?gotta be up @ 3am

sigmundfreud: lol...
am still trying to picture the hair.

Relaxation of the hair,m sure dat hair is pure natural hair

LastApostle: yea...let go there.

My angel vivi, you are a paragon of beauty. Sekillz want u and I need you. The finest creature modelled by God to awe human kind. You are everything I desire in a woman cos I believe u will make my world a pleasant place. Already you have hypnotise my emotions toward your direction as I do believe now that my heart has been imprisoned by your humane nature.

Don't mind sexkillz, he has composed lyrics from bible passages and rearranged my rehearsals to court you but he is all fake. Whatever I said to you came from the deepest part of my heart please consider me.

I promise to be faithful, honest and loyal to your emotional demands. Let us be remeo and Juliet please.

da reason y Mynd,Sigmundfreud,Uju,Moi and redmosquito r here is to judge u and uv failed with ur application letter.

First impression counts to da ladies so u failed to submit,don't come here with ur lame journey excuse.Try literature section nextime u wanna toast a girl by writin,u will learn a lot.this just aint ur turf

Redmosquito: Chai! Fyne girl! You read am finish!

I don't count flies in the literature section fo no reason boi.M a volume pro go ask Cuddles

ayobase: Its been and being said that Love is unconditional. But its conditional here with me o. My reason of wooing you alone is conditional. Didn't you ask yourself why I didn't go for another.
Why you? Its conditional of course!

I do not know who you are. I do not even know what you look like (Many a time have I been checking to see ur PP, but....). Neither do I even know if you are a 'he' or a 'she'. NL could be foggy sometimes with respect to gender's palaver (lalaosky and.....). But despite all these, I can confidently say that you are simple and easy-to-be-pleased if understood. You love laughing. You don't plagiarise. You do stand your ground, and also DISS well when appropriate (I will never forget Siena's). You don't REALLY care about the opinions of others about you, rather its all about your instinct. And above all, you possess a very 'Beautiful Mind'. Have you watched that movie?

You are a typical testimony of ''don't judge a book by its cover,''.....that Christina Milan's line...can you remind me of that track's title pls?

Can you still remember our first encounter on NL in one of those freecocoa's. Remembering you is synonymous to remembering that encounter, and vice versa!

People say you are harsh and bad asz cos you are always blunt, uncompromising and no-Fvck-giving. Check out what D-exp even said, And my reply was, ''I like am like that!''

This reminds me of the last debate in Romance section I graced. Why a woman that wouldn't sternly&sweetly correct her man when he goes wrong (uncompromisingness and bluntness are part of the criteria, and you possess them). But not the henpecked type though.
You knew I was so so against that motion from the very start. Didn't you?

You might have said and thought of many things the day I opted to wooing you. Oluwaniisola, Im not here to compete with whoever, or to impress you (its even hard to impress you) with poems and rhymes. And neither here to tell you how much I love you. Besides, this is not all about loving you, but knowing you better.

Im simply here to let you know what I feel, know and crave for about and in you.

And it wouldn't make much sense promising you what I will surely do, but you giving the chance to fulfill those promises is the only hurdle.

Oluwaniisola, you know that its just a difference of 6hrs. I can always use my evenings/nights to watch you sleep. Use my mid-nights to chat you up while you are preparing and at work. Making sure you have the worthiest lunch-breaks by sacrificing a part of my mornings (Im gonna make sure you don't choke due to my jokes while having your lunch). And making use of my afternoons to ensure that we talk about how your days were before retiring to bed.

Can I give you a call before turning in tonight?

NB (To NLers):
Gez you and I know the reason why I didn't say her eyes dazzles like the shining star, with a very soft, pouty and red lips, and such a pointed and sexy nose that calls for attentions. Her bosoms so glamorous and eyes popping even while in container let alone of.......
How could I have quickly forgotten to tell you about that black long hair that runs across her long, gracious and alluring nape down to the top of her bo.ot.y graced with tempted-to-touch hips. Where my baby is gonna be relaxing/suspended!
Her legs are so straight....hot legs?
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Ohh, she has a flat tommy.
Wetin I dey look for again. She is beautiful right from the inside. Radiation of beauty. Who no like better thing......Im simply describing based on what I saw in my dream days ago. She knows I dream a lot.

There is a reason why I no wan talk about this there. Her head no dey tey before e swell like buredi to jasi omi.

oh!that's so sweettttttttttttttttttttttttttt

sexkillz: [color=#000030]My sweet vivian. . .

Calling you "sweet" is not a mere compliment, my love, but this incorporates everything i feel inside whenever i am with you. You are a gem of inestimable worth, a virtuous lady whose firm stand for what is right and true, is admirable. . . Silver and gold i do not have, but with you, the one who completes every thing about me, i am the epitome of fulfilment. . .

You are the "K" in "Killz". . .

Everytime you look into my eyes, i cannot but just imagine waking up besides you everyday, with your lovely eyes so full of life and joy and happiness of our togetherness, anticipating hopefully for the fulfillment of the promises we made each other. . . At this stage though, they are but mere imaginations, but i want my imaginations to become reality.
I want my daughters to look like you. . . Your silky hair, your dreamy eyes, your perfect smile, your loving and caring and understanding qualities that attracted me to you in the first place. . . I want you, sweetheart.

I know you can hear my heart beating and thudding. That is how eager it is to be merged into one with yours, that is how much it is yearning and longing for you, its pacifier. . .

No one else makes my heart behave that way, no one else can compare, no one else, is fit to be crowned queen of my heart. . . I'll be your king and our love will be the envy of all and sundry.

My love for you is pure, uncontaminated, unparalleled and unrivalled. My love for you is a compendium of what love really is. . . You are my sunshine in a be-darkened world, you are my rain in a parched waterless desert plain, you are, My everything.

I will love you eternally, I'll love you in totality, I'll love you in ways unimaginable, more than the way i love myself, i will be there for you and you would not notice nor feel the disappointments of this harsh world. Heavens and earth shall fall and quake, but besides you is where i would remain, where I'll stay, cos rightfully, that's where I'll belong. . .

Pls be my mine forever. . . Pls say "yes" my love, and let the journey of us, You and I, begin. . .

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Sexkillz @ 72..writing a letter he shouldv written decades ago.Hairs fading and gray with old age,pls say yes lady in question.He poured out his Mynd here

vivian chinaza: I think he kinda backed down for killz.... He can do a lot better than this.

let's c him try

[quote author=Mynd_44]he might as well give up. Killz will roast his backside.[/quote]game ova for da dude

Redmosquito: Guy! Come! Wetin u get for WAEC?!

u got me in tears dude ur so funny

[quote author=uj_sizzle]hehehe babes it all depends on what dem guys deliver .



@Redmoss, i knw say u go sabi woo, dnt get why u ddnt enter the competition.[/quote]hmmmm,I will blow my vuvuzela for u galy

Idowuogbo: Shyte!!!

*farting and laughing*

Alrite guys... Here we go!

Eze! Emmmh... Nice but na thank u!

Wth is... Let me be ur mAn for a second

U only last a second?

Dont say dat shyte in real life pls...

Anyways.. Kudos to u! U try.. But! Na thanks!


Oh Ray! Ray bebe! Ray sweetie! Ray cupcakes!

Damn!! *standing ovation*



To d bolded... Dats some deep shyte! Dude, u b winsh?

U killed it! Speechless!! U took time out to study my character and u delivered. WOW!! Damn!!

*drum roll*


[size=28pt]Oahray! all day! anyday!
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Go easy on the farting please,we won't survive

Redmosquito: CHAI!!***DROPS DEAD***

oga wake up o