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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by humbleme99(f): 10:16pm On Jul 16, 2022 |
As a married woman with two kids. I can't really say how much I spend in a day. But I spend an average of 150k in a month. I spend less when the kids are on holiday. 1 Like |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 2:12pm On Jun 03, 2021 |
MdNice1: You are already dead among the living. So you don't know? Keep weeping over my post. |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2021 |
AududuNine11: Oga why is it paining you?... Go and write your own na.. Idiot |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 11:28am On Jun 03, 2021 |
MdNice1: I should pay for the rubbish you sent to me? Poor content that couldn't even pass Copyscape. Idiot. |
Literature/Writing Ads / Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 11:28pm On Jun 02, 2021 |
I need one writer Must have: Published articles (preferably in education niche) Premium Grammarly Premium plagiarism checker. 08138868119 Pls don't bother to come if you don't have them. |
Business / Re: Forex: Gambling Or Business? by humbleme99(f): 12:14am On Oct 28, 2020 |
pls add me 08138868119 |
Literature/Writing Ads / I Need A Writer by humbleme99(f): 2:03pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
I need a writer that understand what it takes to be a professional writer. My proposed rate is N2 per word You should have experience writing blog posts in education niche You must have premium Grammarly and copyscape. I won't pay for a plagiarized work. You should know how to stick to deadlines and follow instructions that is given for each blog post writing. PLEASE don't bother to contact me if you don't have any of these. Let us not waste each other's time. whatsapp 08138868119 |
NYSC / Join Now Before It's Too Late by humbleme99(f): 1:32pm On Jun 22, 2020 |
I know you are curious to know what this is all about. .We all know how difficult getting referrals is in NM. So we have gathered to pull an Ethereum heist. All you have to do is fund your wallet with at least $17. Follow the rules of the game and watch the money roll into your wallet. Do you want to know how it feels to be a millionaire in this corona times? Drop your number to be added. Or DM me on Whatsapp. Phone number is in signature below. 08138868119 |
Adverts / My Post Lockdown Business Strategy. by humbleme99(f): 12:38pm On Jun 22, 2020 |
I know you are curious to know what this is all about. .We all know how difficult getting referrals is in NM. So we have gathered to pull an Ethereum heist. All you have to do is fund your wallet with at least $17. Follow the rules of the game and watch the money roll into your wallet. Do you want to know how it feels to be a millionaire in this corona times? Drop your number to be added. Or DM me on Whatsapp. Phone number is in signature below. |
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by humbleme99(f): 5:05pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
It's no longer news that the reproductive health of most women is at risk due to the high level of toxic substances consumed by them. This can be in the form of fertility drugs, contraceptives, excessive alcohol consumption and dangerous weight loss routines. Little wonder why there has been an increase in fertility issues among women below 35 years of age. The female reproductive system is the seat or primary birth canal that is highly vulnerable to infections that could lead to secondary infertility if not properly taken care of. As a mom if two kids, in have personally come across a lot of women who don't know how to go about achieving their dream body after childbirth or getting tight down there. Dear women, there ate many ways to cater for your body. But not all are safe even if they produce results. One thing is sure, you can never go wrong with natural methods. Based on my experience and what I have learnt so far as a weight loss coach, I have compiled a comprehensive DO IT YOURSELF HEALTH GUIDE. in this guide, you will learn: How to prepare vaginal lubricant (gorontula). How to boost ovulation naturally for TTC women. How to make your hubby last long in bed. Natural family planning methods. How to tighten the vaginal after childbirth. Weight loss ideas for women and nursing mothers. How to predict and plan your baby's sex before pregnancy. At home remedies for PID, toilet infection (yeast infection), gonorrhea, vaginal dryness, and hundreds of others home remedies... Note: All the methods outlined in the guide are completely natural with no side effects. To get instant access, just send me a message on Whatsapp 0.8.1.3.8.8.6.8.1.1.9. I wish you all a blessed home. |
Health / Natural Home Remedies For Women To Boost Their Reproductive Health by humbleme99(f): 4:58pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
It's no longer news that the reproductive health of most women is at risk due to the high level of toxic substances consumed by them. This can be in the form of fertility drugs, contraceptives, excessive alcohol consumption and dangerous weight loss routines. Little wonder why there has been an increase in fertility issues among women below 35 years of age. The female reproductive system is the seat or primary birth canal that is highly vulnerable to infections that could lead to secondary infertility if not properly taken care of. As a mom if two kids, in have personally come across a lot of women who don't know how to go about achieving their dream body after childbirth or getting tight down there. Dear women, there ate many ways to cater for your body. But not all are safe even if they produce results. One thing is sure, you can never go wrong with natural methods. Based on my experience and what I have learnt so far as a weight loss coach, I have compiled a comprehensive DO IT YOURSELF HEALTH GUIDE. in this guide, you will learn: How to prepare vaginal lubricant (gorontula). How to boost ovulation naturally for TTC women. How to make your hubby last long in bed. Natural family planning methods. How to tighten the vaginal after childbirth. Weight loss ideas for women and nursing mothers. How to predict and plan your baby's sex before pregnancy. At home remedies for PID, toilet infection (yeast infection), gonorrhea, vaginal dryness, and hundreds of others home remedies... Note: All the methods outlined in the guide are completely natural with no side effects. To get instant access, just send me a message on Whatsapp 0.8.1.3.8.8.6.8.1.1.9. I wish you all a blessed home. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 5:02pm On May 27, 2020 |
BS! BS!! Apologies because I'm reporting it late. But I had to do it when I had the strength to type this long. After my first missionary journey two years ago, I knew what labour pains meant. But I had no choice than to face it with faith this time around. My second pregnancy was worst than the first. I went through a lot, from constant headache, fever, dizziness to severe waist pain. The worst happened when I turned 35 weeks. I suffered from pile. Chai!That thing can be so painful. I couldn't sit or walk properly for two weeks. Worst till, I had a 2 years old daughter to cater for. When my mum visited me, she saw how stressed up I looked and decided to take my daughter to stay with her till I put to bed. When I got relief from pile at 37 weeks, I started praying for baby to come down. I was tired, stressed and looking like an elephant. The story long jare. At a point, I started feeling little contractions that lasted for 15 mins each time I want to poo or ease myself after that, I would feel normal again. At 37weeks 5days,I ate a bunch of pineapple. And intentionally had s*x with hubby that night to trigger labour. But I only experienced mild pelvic pain that subsided in the morning. Each day, before I sleep, I would kneel down and pray for safe delivery, I labored for 15 hours during my first preg. And was stitched mercilessly by an angry nurse without injection. The pain was hell. I was not ready to suffer such again this time. So I kept asking God to take control. Fast forward to 38 weeks 5days which was on Monday 11th May. I decided to take a leap of faith. I trekked for two hours, did a few sit ups and hate another bunch of pineapple that night. I felt nothing. So I took my mind off it and continued praying for safe delivery. On Thursday night that same week, I woke up at 2am when I felt the urge to poo. I pooed up to 5times before 5am. I was scared and prayed that the pile should not return. At 6am on 15th May, I started feeling a sharp pain in my waist. It got worse and I started calling on hubby because we slept in separate rooms. He came and helped me to stand on my feet. When I entered the bathroom to pee, I noticed a few drops of blood on the floor. It was then I knew the "the day has come." Hubby was telling me to prepare for the hospital. I told him to wait till contractions becomes serious. At 8am, I couldn't feel my waist anymore. The contractions were coming 5 mins apart. Hubby hurried to prepare indomie for me. I couldn't eat because of the pain even though I was very hungry. At 9am, we headed for the hospital. Upon arrival, I was taken straight to the labour room. The matron checked me and said I was already 6cm. It was then, hubby called my mum to inform her. When the doc came, he inserted something in the drip they gave me and the real show started. Unfortunately, no one was allowed to stay with my in the room. Not even a nurse. I was left there all alone and I kept groaning and shouting like a wounded lion. At 11am, I couldn't bear the pain anylonger. I started shouting that I wanted to do CS. The matron came, checked me and said "you are almost there". Jesus, I grabbed the burglary proof several times and attempted to jump out of the window. I had to chill a bit when I noticed that all the nurses started laughing at me. When I got tired of lying on my left, I decided to turn to my right. It was as if a tanker was crossing the road. After a few minutes at 11:30am, I felt a strong urge to poo. I shouted, I want to poo oh. The nurses started arranging the bed, but it was too late. Before they could ask me to push, I started pushing by myself, the first two push brought poo that littered the bed. I was asked to push again. This time the baby's head was already out but his neck was stuck. One more push brought out his shoulders and the rest of his body. The matron quickly placed him on my chest and I prayed for him. Then, they took him away to clean him up. But I noticed he didn't cry. I asked the nurse " is my baby dead"? She said, no and spank him a little on his buttocks then he opened his mouth and cried aloud. The matron cleaned me up and told me that I had no tear. Jesus! I was overjoyed. God really answered my prayers. First, the labour time was short and I had no tear. Hubby came into the labour room with smiles all over his face. I was discharged the next day and we are doing fine. I really thank God for his mercies and support. Each time I look at me son, I can't help but appreciate the gift God has blessed me with the second time. May his name be praised forever more. I humbly port to the new born baby thread. Cc: Angeltolly 68 Likes |
Investment / Come In If You Have Never Made A Dime Online by humbleme99(f): 5:37pm On May 24, 2020 |
Do you want to know how I make money through crowdfunding? Connect with me on whatsapp 0.8.1.3.8.8.6.8.1.1.9. I would have explained more here, but I have been banned several times by some angry bots. Note that there are no shortcuts to making money online. This is not a get rich quick platform. So you got to work hard and dedicate your time to it, then you will see the money rolling in. See you at the top. Cheers. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 7:33pm On May 17, 2020 |
Ohemababy: During my antenatal visits, the matron strongly advised against toning creams. What worked for Mrs A might not work for Mrs B. So kindly endure till you carry your bundle of joy before exploring such options. Remember it's better safe than sorry. 8 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 3:49pm On May 16, 2020 |
humbleme99: BA! My prince arrived 15/5 via vaginal delivery at 11:30 am weighing 3.4kg. I give God the Glory. BS will be submitted later. cc: Angeltolly 45 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 1:09pm On May 14, 2020 |
toludimpz: Congratulations mama. You shall reap the fruits of your labour |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 5:19pm On May 12, 2020 |
All the May Mama's that are owing us BS, please start dropping it like hot okro. Don't be stinging oo because we are waiting. |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 12:50pm On May 12, 2020 |
Someone should please advice this bundle of joy dancing inside me to come out oo. I'm tired of walking as if someone hit my waist with a hammer. I gave birth to my first child at 37weeks +5days. Her two year birthday is today and I prayed for this second one to arrive today too. So they will have same birth date lol. I'm already 39weeks. So yesterday, I trekked for 2 hours, came back home and ate a bunch of � pineapple. I wanted contractions to start last night. But I can now see God has a different plan because after eating it, I felt nothing. Not even a single contraction till now. I felt frustrated at first Sha. But I have resolved to let God do his work his own way. O Lord I commit this pregnancy and that of other expecting mother's here into your hands. Please make the labour room a place of favour for us all. In Jesus name. Amen 31 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 11:25pm On May 07, 2020 |
Nancystan: It has happened already. You know we will never advice you to terminate it. Children are gift from God. I know how you feel right now. It's not easy at all. I beg you to accept the pregnancy with love. It will be difficult but it shall end in praise. Years to come, you will look at your kids with smiles all over your face. Just pray for God to give you strength. 13 Likes |
Business / Re: Finally Revealing How I Make Steady Money Online by humbleme99(f): 1:08am On May 05, 2020 |
Where is the link to join na? |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 10:36pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Please ooo. This is urgent ooo. Pile wan finish me. It started today and it's becoming unbearable for me. The pain is like hell. Is there an urgent remedy I can use this night before I go the hospital in the morning? Abeg ooo |
Education / Re: How Useful Is/was Your Bachelor's Degree? by humbleme99(f): 6:51pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
I graduated with a second class upper in accounting. When I graduated 7 years ago, I had big dreams to excel in the profession. But the frustration I experienced in the labour market for those years made me to dump my certificate and embraced online business. Since then, I have never regretted my decision. I bless God. My certificate is in my wardrobe waiting for the day it will become useful again. That is if that day ever comes.... 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by humbleme99(f): 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2019 |
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Business / Re: Hello Need Moderators For My Forum Website by humbleme99(f): 12:16am On Dec 11, 2019 |
Is this offer still open? |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 12:01am On Dec 11, 2019 |
hapiness44:to my little understanding, I don't think you should take this bleeding like a joke. I learnt a lesson from my first pregnancy. I was constantly bleeding after sex. Hubby was assuring me that all was fine but I knew he was saying that so he could continue to enjoy his thing in peace. To cut the long story short. I finally dragged myself to the hospital after almost two weeks of bleeding after sex. The doc was angry that I stayed that long. And the scan result showed threatened miscarriage. My dear, it took a lot of prayers and medications to save my angel. Today she is two years old. Although I do not wish such for you my dear but try and go the the hospital. You shall carry to term and give birth like a Hebrew woman. Amen 7 Likes |
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 10:12pm On Dec 05, 2019 |
angeltolly: Let me report mine My EDD is May 21st Ms decided to leave me alone just 2 weeks ago. Before then, it was terrible. I suffered extreme dizzeness and headache for 8weeks. Thank God it's over. The only thing I feel now is the weight of my tummy. |
Business / Re: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by humbleme99(f): 11:08am On Nov 20, 2019 |
Pls I need valid recommendations for a competent freelance writer that know his onions. And someone that needs outsourced work regularly. Please don't quote me telling me what you can do. I need recommendations only. Thanks. WhatsApp is 09016997705 |
Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by humbleme99(f): 11:05am On Nov 20, 2019 |
Pls I need valid recommendations for a competent freelance writer that know his onions. And someone that need outsourcing regularly. Please don't quote me telling me what you can do. I need recommendations only. WhatsApp is 09016997705 |
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