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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by humbleme99(f): 10:16pm On Jul 16, 2022
As a married woman with two kids. I can't really say how much I spend in a day. But I spend an average of 150k in a month. I spend less when the kids are on holiday.

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 2:12pm On Jun 03, 2021
MdNice1:

Post the content here let everyone see the rubbish.
God punish ur Papa
You go die last last if you don't pay my money

You are already dead among the living. So you don't know? Keep weeping over my post.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2021
AududuNine11:


You're looking for "writer that obey instructions", whereas you're not obeying the rules of grammar. See your second hand grammar.

Oga why is it paining you?... Go and write your own na.. Idiot
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 11:28am On Jun 03, 2021
MdNice1:

Look at this bastard! Look at the title of your Topic; 'writer that obeys instructions'.
We haven't finished the matter we we're settling, you still come here and have the gut to say you want another writer.
Do you think people on Nairaland are stupid!
This woman is a Criminal who hasn't paid someone for past project and wants another writer to scam.
Is it a goat you are looking for?!


I should pay for the rubbish you sent to me? Poor content that couldn't even pass Copyscape. Idiot.
Literature/Writing Ads / Writer That Obey Instructions Needed Urgently by humbleme99(f): 11:28pm On Jun 02, 2021
I need one writer

Must have:

Published articles (preferably in education niche)
Premium Grammarly
Premium plagiarism checker.

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Pls don't bother to come if you don't have them.
Business / Re: Forex: Gambling Or Business? by humbleme99(f): 12:14am On Oct 28, 2020
pls add me 08138868119
Literature/Writing Ads / I Need A Writer by humbleme99(f): 2:03pm On Sep 17, 2020
I need a writer that understand what it takes to be a professional writer.
My proposed rate is N2 per word
You should have experience writing blog posts in education niche
You must have premium Grammarly and copyscape. I won't pay for a plagiarized work.
You should know how to stick to deadlines and follow instructions that is given for each blog post writing.

PLEASE don't bother to contact me if you don't have any of these. Let us not waste each other's time.

whatsapp 08138868119
NYSC / Join Now Before It's Too Late by humbleme99(f): 1:32pm On Jun 22, 2020
I know you are curious to know what this is all about.


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Adverts / My Post Lockdown Business Strategy. by humbleme99(f): 12:38pm On Jun 22, 2020
I know you are curious to know what this is all about.


.We all know how difficult getting referrals is in NM. So we have gathered to pull an Ethereum heist. All you have to do is fund your wallet with at least $17.

Follow the rules of the game and watch the money roll into your wallet. Do you want to know how it feels to be a millionaire in this corona times?

Drop your number to be added. Or DM me on Whatsapp. Phone number is in signature below.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by humbleme99(f): 5:05pm On Jun 11, 2020
It's no longer news that the reproductive health of most women is at risk due to the high level of toxic substances consumed by them. This can be in the form of fertility drugs, contraceptives, excessive alcohol consumption and dangerous weight loss routines.

Little wonder why there has been an increase in fertility issues among women below 35 years of age.

The female reproductive system is the seat or primary birth canal that is highly vulnerable to infections that could lead to secondary infertility if not properly taken care of.

As a mom if two kids, in have personally come across a lot of women who don't know how to go about achieving their dream body after childbirth or getting tight down there.
Dear women, there ate many ways to cater for your body. But not all are safe even if they produce results.

One thing is sure, you can never go wrong with natural methods. Based on my experience and what I have learnt so far as a weight loss coach, I have compiled a comprehensive DO IT YOURSELF HEALTH GUIDE.

in this guide, you will learn:

How to prepare vaginal lubricant (gorontula).

How to boost ovulation naturally for TTC women.

How to make your hubby last long in bed.

Natural family planning methods.

How to tighten the vaginal after childbirth.

Weight loss ideas for women and nursing mothers.

How to predict and plan your baby's sex before pregnancy.

At home remedies for PID, toilet infection (yeast infection), gonorrhea, vaginal dryness, and hundreds of others home remedies...

Note: All the methods outlined in the guide are completely natural with no side effects.

To get instant access, just send me a message on Whatsapp
0.8.1.3.8.8.6.8.1.1.9.

I wish you all a blessed home.
Health / Natural Home Remedies For Women To Boost Their Reproductive Health by humbleme99(f): 4:58pm On Jun 11, 2020
It's no longer news that the reproductive health of most women is at risk due to the high level of toxic substances consumed by them. This can be in the form of fertility drugs, contraceptives, excessive alcohol consumption and dangerous weight loss routines.

Little wonder why there has been an increase in fertility issues among women below 35 years of age.

The female reproductive system is the seat or primary birth canal that is highly vulnerable to infections that could lead to secondary infertility if not properly taken care of.

As a mom if two kids, in have personally come across a lot of women who don't know how to go about achieving their dream body after childbirth or getting tight down there.
Dear women, there ate many ways to cater for your body. But not all are safe even if they produce results.

One thing is sure, you can never go wrong with natural methods. Based on my experience and what I have learnt so far as a weight loss coach, I have compiled a comprehensive DO IT YOURSELF HEALTH GUIDE.

in this guide, you will learn:

How to prepare vaginal lubricant (gorontula).

How to boost ovulation naturally for TTC women.

How to make your hubby last long in bed.

Natural family planning methods.

How to tighten the vaginal after childbirth.

Weight loss ideas for women and nursing mothers.

How to predict and plan your baby's sex before pregnancy.

At home remedies for PID, toilet infection (yeast infection), gonorrhea, vaginal dryness, and hundreds of others home remedies...

Note: All the methods outlined in the guide are completely natural with no side effects.

To get instant access, just send me a message on Whatsapp
0.8.1.3.8.8.6.8.1.1.9.

I wish you all a blessed home.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 5:02pm On May 27, 2020
BS! BS!!

Apologies because I'm reporting it late. But I had to do it when I had the strength to type this long.

After my first missionary journey two years ago, I knew what labour pains meant. But I had no choice than to face it with faith this time around.
My second pregnancy was worst than the first. I went through a lot, from constant headache, fever, dizziness to severe waist pain.

The worst happened when I turned 35 weeks. I suffered from pile. Chai!That thing can be so painful. I couldn't sit or walk properly for two weeks. Worst till, I had a 2 years old daughter to cater for.
When my mum visited me, she saw how stressed up I looked and decided to take my daughter to stay with her till I put to bed.

When I got relief from pile at 37 weeks, I started praying for baby to come down. I was tired, stressed and looking like an elephant. The story long jare. At a point, I started feeling little contractions that lasted for 15 mins each time I want to poo or ease myself after that, I would feel normal again.

At 37weeks 5days,I ate a bunch of pineapple. And intentionally had s*x with hubby that night to trigger labour. But I only experienced mild pelvic pain that subsided in the morning.

Each day, before I sleep, I would kneel down and pray for safe delivery, I labored for 15 hours during my first preg. And was stitched mercilessly by an angry nurse without injection. The pain was hell.

I was not ready to suffer such again this time. So I kept asking God to take control.

Fast forward to 38 weeks 5days which was on Monday 11th May. I decided to take a leap of faith. I trekked for two hours, did a few sit ups and hate another bunch of pineapple that night. I felt nothing. So I took my mind off it and continued praying for safe delivery. On Thursday night that same week, I woke up at 2am when I felt the urge to poo. I pooed up to 5times before 5am. I was scared and prayed that the pile should not return.
At 6am on 15th May, I started feeling a sharp pain in my waist. It got worse and I started calling on hubby because we slept in separate rooms. He came and helped me to stand on my feet. When I entered the bathroom to pee, I noticed a few drops of blood on the floor. It was then I knew the "the day has come."

Hubby was telling me to prepare for the hospital. I told him to wait till contractions becomes serious. At 8am, I couldn't feel my waist anymore. The contractions were coming 5 mins apart. Hubby hurried to prepare indomie for me. I couldn't eat because of the pain even though I was very hungry.
At 9am, we headed for the hospital. Upon arrival, I was taken straight to the labour room. The matron checked me and said I was already 6cm. It was then, hubby called my mum to inform her. When the doc came, he inserted something in the drip they gave me and the real show started.

Unfortunately, no one was allowed to stay with my in the room. Not even a nurse. I was left there all alone and I kept groaning and shouting like a wounded lion.

At 11am, I couldn't bear the pain anylonger. I started shouting that I wanted to do CS. The matron came, checked me and said "you are almost there". Jesus, I grabbed the burglary proof several times and attempted to jump out of the window. I had to chill a bit when I noticed that all the nurses started laughing at me.

When I got tired of lying on my left, I decided to turn to my right. It was as if a tanker was crossing the road. After a few minutes at 11:30am, I felt a strong urge to poo.
I shouted, I want to poo oh. The nurses started arranging the bed, but it was too late. Before they could ask me to push, I started pushing by myself, the first two push brought poo that littered the bed. I was asked to push again. This time the baby's head was already out but his neck was stuck. One more push brought out his shoulders and the rest of his body. The matron quickly placed him on my chest and I prayed for him. Then, they took him away to clean him up. But I noticed he didn't cry.
I asked the nurse " is my baby dead"? She said, no and spank him a little on his buttocks then he opened his mouth and cried aloud.

The matron cleaned me up and told me that I had no tear. Jesus! I was overjoyed.
God really answered my prayers. First, the labour time was short and I had no tear. Hubby came into the labour room with smiles all over his face. I was discharged the next day and we are doing fine.

I really thank God for his mercies and support. Each time I look at me son, I can't help but appreciate the gift God has blessed me with the second time. May his name be praised forever more.
I humbly port to the new born baby thread.
Cc: Angeltolly

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Investment / Come In If You Have Never Made A Dime Online by humbleme99(f): 5:37pm On May 24, 2020
Do you want to know how I make money through crowdfunding? Connect with me on whatsapp 0.8.1.3.8.8.6.8.1.1.9.

I would have explained more here, but I have been banned several times by some angry bots.

Note that there are no shortcuts to making money online. This is not a get rich quick platform. So you got to work hard and dedicate your time to it, then you will see the money rolling in. See you at the top. Cheers.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 7:33pm On May 17, 2020
Ohemababy:


My concern is the side effects too. I heard the creams get absorbed into the body and affects the baby.
Was there any problem with your baby when you used?
But shey na so person go come black like devil? cheesy

During my antenatal visits, the matron strongly advised against toning creams. What worked for Mrs A might not work for Mrs B. So kindly endure till you carry your bundle of joy before exploring such options. Remember it's better safe than sorry.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 3:49pm On May 16, 2020
humbleme99:
Someone should please advice this bundle of joy dancing inside me to come out oo. I'm tired of walking as if someone hit my waist with a hammer.
I gave birth to my first child at 37weeks +5days.
Her two year birthday is today and I prayed for this second one to arrive today too. So they will have same birth date lol. I'm already 39weeks. So yesterday, I trekked for 2 hours, came back home and ate a bunch of � pineapple. I wanted contractions to start last night. But I can now see God has a different plan because after eating it, I felt nothing. Not even a single contraction till now. I felt frustrated at first Sha. But I have resolved to let God do his work his own way. O Lord I commit this pregnancy and that of other expecting mother's here into your hands. Please make the labour room a place of favour for us all. In Jesus name. Amen


BA!

My prince arrived 15/5 via vaginal delivery at 11:30 am weighing 3.4kg. I give God the Glory. BS will be submitted later.

cc: Angeltolly

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 1:09pm On May 14, 2020
toludimpz:
My Birth Story.

My Office had earlier mandated all women with pregnancy at advanced stages to work from home.
We are two on my desk, I knew my colleague would be plagued with so much work, so i stepped in monday and briefly on wednesday to assist her. Fortunately, my branch is a trekkable distance from my house, so 2mins drive and I'm there.
On Friday morning, I saw a mail from the Audit unit requesting for scanned copies of different files. I knew that retrieving and scanning files while still attending to normal daily activities wouldnt be easy for my colleague so i decided to pop in again at work on friday. I told my husband to drop me off on his way to work. On our way, I started feeling minor cramps which i thought were Braxton hicks, hubby kept asking if i was ok...I told him not to worry.

So I got to work, called one of the security guards to assist with lifting and retrieving files which were high up on the shelves, i started climbing and going down to retrieve some other files....did this for about 3hours pausing at intervals whenever i felt the cramps. I then went ahead to eat, but I noticed the appetite just wasnt there and the menstrual-like cramps were getting more intense. I still proceeded to scan the documents I'd earlier retrieved but halfway i got tired and handed over to my colleague who was really appreciative as she knew i really didnt have to come. I had on a combination of nosemask and faceshield so noone noticed i was in any pain. 4pm, I called my husband to come pick me but I needed to trek to the bus stop as he had already passed my office and turning back meant driving a long distance. I bought my daily dose of #500mangoes , remembered i needed to buy a new bible for the incoming baby, entered a bookshop to quickly buy one while waiting for my husband. The moment i entered the car, i felt the a cramp so intense there was no doubt it was a contraction. This was already 5pm.
On getting home, hubby fried eggs and plantain which I ate and then slept off. I was woken around 7pm by another contraction. My husband was still asking me if its time to go to the hospital, I said no...that we would go in the morning. I felt this strong urge to poo and went to the restroom to do the do but I noticed something heavier than normal poo was putting pressure on my anus and decided against pooing. i left immediately and thats when another contraction hit me, this one was so painful it made me cry and from then another one at about 5 minutes interval. I quickly dressed up and told my husband to let us go to the hospital while crying. The contractions were at this point coming at a ridiculous interval of 3mins, it didnt make any sense cos I hadnt even had up to 10 contractions in total. Thank God my hospital bag had been in the car for more than a week as i was already way past my due date, hubby and I jumped in and within the 7mins drive to the hospital, i was having contractions back to back and shedding hot tears.

on getting to the hospital, the doc who had been attending to me for my antenatal appointments sighted me at the entrance and asked me to quickly enter a room for him to check me. He inserted his hands to checked and screamed, she's 8cm gone! He told the nurses to prepare the Labor room immediately and set a line. I was in shock! You see, with my first child, I was in Labor for 16hrs and I remember i got to 8cm only in the 15th hour of rigorous pain...same level as the one i was feeling that same night. So, It felt like God deliberately took away 15hrs of pain from me.

Oxytocin was set for me and real drama started, Oh no! I screamed, spoke in tongues, recited Psalm 91 over and over again...grabbed the doc while completely naked and threatened to kill him if he stepped out of the labor room...My Bp shot up to 160/100 along the line so had to be given medication to bring it down. an Hour later, i felt the strongest urge to poo and i told them i was going to push whether they liked it or not. Doctor checked and said i should go ahead, With three strong pushes, My 4.3kg baby boy came out and the placenta easily followed suit.

I had a small vaginal tear and so had to be stitched up, got cleaned up and was moved to another room to rest.
By the next moring, i felt ok especially after eating but was told bp still needed to be monitored and lowered before being discharged.
To the Glory of God, we were discharged monday morning. Baby and I are doing fine but I cant thank God enough for showing me mercy and reducing the labor timeframe.

cc. captain Angeltolly.

#B.S duly submitted.

Congratulations mama. You shall reap the fruits of your labour
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 5:19pm On May 12, 2020
All the May Mama's that are owing us BS, please start dropping it like hot okro. Don't be stinging oo because we are waiting. wink grin
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 12:50pm On May 12, 2020
Someone should please advice this bundle of joy dancing inside me to come out oo. I'm tired of walking as if someone hit my waist with a hammer.
I gave birth to my first child at 37weeks +5days.
Her two year birthday is today and I prayed for this second one to arrive today too. So they will have same birth date lol. I'm already 39weeks. So yesterday, I trekked for 2 hours, came back home and ate a bunch of � pineapple. I wanted contractions to start last night. But I can now see God has a different plan because after eating it, I felt nothing. Not even a single contraction till now. I felt frustrated at first Sha. But I have resolved to let God do his work his own way. O Lord I commit this pregnancy and that of other expecting mother's here into your hands. Please make the labour room a place of favour for us all. In Jesus name. Amen

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 11:25pm On May 07, 2020
Nancystan:
I'm pregnant again after 4+months of delivery twins.i was shocked! I took morning after pills afterwards..Mother pls what I should do? Plz respond asap am losing my mind

It has happened already. You know we will never advice you to terminate it. Children are gift from God. I know how you feel right now. It's not easy at all. I beg you to accept the pregnancy with love. It will be difficult but it shall end in praise. Years to come, you will look at your kids with smiles all over your face. Just pray for God to give you strength.

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Business / Re: Finally Revealing How I Make Steady Money Online by humbleme99(f): 1:08am On May 05, 2020
Where is the link to join na?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 10:36pm On Apr 21, 2020
Please ooo. This is urgent ooo. Pile wan finish me. It started today and it's becoming unbearable for me. The pain is like hell. Is there an urgent remedy I can use this night before I go the hospital in the morning? Abeg ooo
Education / Re: How Useful Is/was Your Bachelor's Degree? by humbleme99(f): 6:51pm On Apr 16, 2020
I graduated with a second class upper in accounting. When I graduated 7 years ago, I had big dreams to excel in the profession. But the frustration I experienced in the labour market for those years made me to dump my certificate and embraced online business. Since then, I have never regretted my decision.

I bless God. My certificate is in my wardrobe waiting for the day it will become useful again. That is if that day ever comes....

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Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by humbleme99(f): 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2019
etrange:


Well, you sound like you have your roots in Abuja. I wouldn't expect you to be bored. It's an entirely different story for new comers and visitors. Associating with others is easier when the "others" are out there willing to associate with you. When I was there, everyone seemed to be inside their houses, at work or in small packs minding their businesses with well established family and friends.... just like you. cheesy

You are right guy. I spent 7 months in Abuja and I couldn't establish one single friendship. Before someone can ever start a conversation with you is problem.


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Business / Re: Hello Need Moderators For My Forum Website by humbleme99(f): 12:16am On Dec 11, 2019
Is this offer still open?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 12:01am On Dec 11, 2019
hapiness44:
Experienced Mamas please help me o.

I just had another small quarrel with hubby over my sudden low sex drive.

I am in week 11 and recently, I am too irritated to even allow sex, ' unfortunately' for me, boo still feels like during it almost everyday

On Saturday, we had sex, and I noticed bleeding ( not the first time, but this was very pronounced), pinkish intially and brownish later. I told him I need to start antenatal to be sure that it's ok to continue but he does not want to hear any of it.

This evening, ( I came home early from work was having serious side headache)he initiated it again and with all my body language he knew I was not in the mood. Right now he is angry and I actually feel for him. I have tried to read materials online to him but he obviously feels deprived.

How do I handle this house?.. We are just 6 months into marriage
to my little understanding, I don't think you should take this bleeding like a joke. I learnt a lesson from my first pregnancy. I was constantly bleeding after sex. Hubby was assuring me that all was fine but I knew he was saying that so he could continue to enjoy his thing in peace. To cut the long story short. I finally dragged myself to the hospital after almost two weeks of bleeding after sex. The doc was angry that I stayed that long. And the scan result showed threatened miscarriage. My dear, it took a lot of prayers and medications to save my angel. Today she is two years old. Although I do not wish such for you my dear but try and go the the hospital. You shall carry to term and give birth like a Hebrew woman. Amen

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by humbleme99(f): 10:12pm On Dec 05, 2019
angeltolly:
TEAM MAY 2020 FIRST ROLL CALL

It’s the lord’s doing and its marvelous in our eyes. How are you dearies? kiss I hope MS don dey free most of us now.

No morning sickness at this end but the spitting get as e be angry

USERNAME-------------------------------EDD

1. Pweetiebabe - - - - - - - ---------------------23rd

2. Amarisa - - - - - - - ---------------------------- 24th

3. Angeltolly - - - - - - - ------------------------ 5th

4. Nnekaike - - - - - - - --------------------- 27th

If you are a May mama, Tell us about your symptoms and how you are coping so others can know they are not alone. Meanwhile, Copy me with your Edd so we can update in the next roll call

#TeamMay for Healthy mothers and babies
#TeamGrace wink
#PrinceAndPrincess kiss

Let me report mine

My EDD is May 21st

Ms decided to leave me alone just 2 weeks ago. Before then, it was terrible. I suffered extreme dizzeness and headache for 8weeks. Thank God it's over. The only thing I feel now is the weight of my tummy.
Business / Re: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by humbleme99(f): 11:08am On Nov 20, 2019
Pls I need valid recommendations for a competent freelance writer that know his onions. And someone that needs outsourced work regularly. Please don't quote me telling me what you can do. I need recommendations only. Thanks.

WhatsApp is 09016997705
Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by humbleme99(f): 11:05am On Nov 20, 2019
Pls I need valid recommendations for a competent freelance writer that know his onions. And someone that need outsourcing regularly. Please don't quote me telling me what you can do. I need recommendations only.

WhatsApp is 09016997705

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