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Meestique: Do u mean the post-ume won't be holding this year?

oh! U just woke up, Go back to bed and complete ur dream.

Meestique: Ok, Hi,
I'm new here, just wanna know if ABU has started selling her forms.
No beefing nd pls dnt quote me if u're frm Kwara.

na kwaran b ur rival...

Simkreative: Pls....help me out.........I got 172 in my post ume.............am I out of the game

Or does ABU work with the Average score which I got 193??

I friend of mine got 200 in post ume and his average is 196, the shocking news is dat his name wax on jamb website

How can dis be

welcom, go and queue

Shariiiif: This Thread is so boring all dis while...... Why everybody HADIZA? Is she d only topic of discussion b4 d list comes out? Off till d list is out

she b nairaland heroine nah...

Isahalbash: BUT EVRYTIN WEI DEM TALK NA TRUE NA.......Hadiza,so na wetin u do evrybody bdat

TANK GOD SAY I GT SENSE PAX U....I C U,U NO C ME

Beatn Hadiza Since 1991

badx guy

hadizadeezy: sweetheart dey are doing my gulma fa!

dont mind dem, i dey ur side

obeenah40: I tell u ohh, she has a Hubby, mai gida, sweetpie , alhaji... Etc

We dey disclose her secret ohh, we dey do her amebor for public.. Lols

lol, Alhaji again?

obeenah40: Lols, u still remember? Naso I wait for hadiza for over 1 hour for north gate.. She jst dey tell me, "I'm almost there" and I was like from Kd to zaria is 45mins abi na frm borno she dey come.. Lol, hadiza sha

*on behalf of Hadiza* oh sorry maigida, i didnt mean to keep u wainting, it was traffic jams, road blocks, potholes, traffic congections (hold up) and miss road.. I evn saw dat my troublesome brother (Isah) who also miss road.

obeenah40: humblemigg we dey wait 4 u ohh..

aigoo, ga strong feeling, i don dey smell ABU. Meet u dia soon my lovely brothers *thumb up*

mrklock: no be only u! even for Abu naso she keep us waiting. playing different guys! dts y I changed my mind, I been wan enter the gal.

lol, u too for enter d bus nah space still dey bam bam

mrklock: wow!
what a memory!
do quick come abeg I can't wait.
.........M loviin it.

sure, very soon

obeenah40: nice one bro. May it be granted unto you as ur heart desires. Amen.

ameen thanx bro

obeenah40: lmao, nw i wonder why u applied 4 architecture.. Go 4 law gaddamnit, it fits you mehn, lol. I rest my case.

jst pray 4 me to come and meet u dia... I wanna be ur course mate, is either archi or none. Cos i hav passion 4 archi right 4rm ma childhood. No retreat no surrender

obeenah40: Lols, I can'ht fit laugh sef.. Humblemigg u ehh,

yep

obeenah40: I get odeshi, cutlass no go enter ma skin

what about digger?

obeenah40: and all this ur law sef, cha, if u were a lawyer ehh I wonder d kind sentence wey pple go dey receive.

na life imprisonment nah

obeenah40: Olumose001, u just entered my blackBook I'm coming for you.

datz another offence. U are threatening my witness.

obeenah40: Sweety mi, hadiza mu,

what do u mean? 'Hadiza mu' ko Hadiza na.

obeenah40: nwa di ezigbo mma, don't mind then u hear. You'll get even More tonight

e be like greek.

obeenah40: #EDITED!!
Are you cheating on me ?? I was gonna give u a treat but u cheating on me with humblemigg.

who is cheating on who?

obeenah40: What did u call him again?

sweetie-pie

obeenah40: SweetPie ?

yeah! Hahahahaha...

obeenah40: Damn!

take it easy o... Toorh.

obeenah40: Humblemigg, I'm coming for you, better start running where ever you are because if I catch u eh, if I catch u eh, what I would do with u will land me in Kirikiri prison on a Life sentence with hard labour!

kirikiri no go b ur portion IJN. Me i wan make una be in abu dey see how me and ma sweetheart dey play love ni.

hadizadeezy: sweety pie

aishhhh... I feel like falling asleep

olumose001: i dy ur bak padi mi, obeenah must go!!!!!

thank u very much brother mi, u will be useful as a witness against dem in d court of law. acording section 175 of d evidence act. (WHO MAY, TESTIFY).

hadizadeezy: I want my kiss bak!

haa! Section 320 of a penal code. And family law. Another offence of cheating

obeenah40: omg!! I feel like smashing my phone right now.. Damn, ama kill myself!!

anoda offence section 358-363 of a suicide act in penal code. Criminal law.

Afghanistan: Ha take am easy o. God is on your side. The admission can be delayed but it will surely come dear. Life is all about patience.

she don get anoda boyfriend nai she wan kill me. Pls get me a lawyer. Dis is attempt to murder in section 248 of penal code. Criminal law.

hadizadeezy: Nothing serious o, patiently waiting for ABU to do something before I kill humble-migg.

whaaaat? I know who is behind all dis imbroglios. *bring out cutlass, head to obinna's house* Obeenah come out here, i must slice u 2day.

Afghanistan: Just start getting prepared for 14 years in jail. Ur gonna be arrested.

tell am

hadizadeezy: lol sweety is dat u? I dint see you fa

chai! Me? I b invisible ko? U need eyeglass. I must get monocle 4 u

hadizadeezy: me?

he kissed u U must xplain ur self if we got home.

obeenah40: with pleasure *muah

And I'm waiting for u at home ;-)

arrrgh! What da heck is dis??
And u said u are not a gay... Why kissing me instead of Hadiza? U need to be sued for commiting adultry

mrklock: lolx, were u scared dt day?

of course yes, u make me fear o. d way una dey challange me with deep voice say:
** O guy! U humble at all, na u de fire me for nairaland abi?**
nai i de talk 2 myself say: *ah... I don finish 2day, Hope say dis guy no carry gun come com meet me 4 here sha*
not until d followin morni wey i wake up b4 i realise say Mrklock no be bad guy. Anyways, i go carry my trouble come meet u and obeenah 4 archi dept... Wach out.

obeenah40: lols, so u dey give me bulala to flow hadiza ??
Too bad I'm nt violent nigga ( expecially on ladies)
And I no hold grudge, hadeeza baby, I forgive u dear

sapiosexual. lol,

hadizadeezy: lol the message was for u not obeenah,,pray for her mum pls.

thank you M.s.h.

obeenah40: Sure? U made urself clear it wasn't me ohh..

yap we ar all friends *family* here... But she is my bloody sister. Dont be carried away about her precision.
Bt if u still hav grudge u *ga bulala*

hadizadeezy: lol the message was for u not obeenah,,pray for her mum pls.

chai!
My lovely sister Mojisola,

am sorry to hear dat u lost ur mother like dis... I know how u would be feeling on d sudden demise of ur dear mother. She was a sweet and charming mother who was always able to bring smile on ur face but death snatch her away from u.

What a pity...

Death leaves a hearthache dat no one can heal. We all niralanders ( family) understand dat it's a rough time dat u are going through,
we are right here for you and will pray to God so dat you can handle it well. May God gives u and your family d strenght to overcom d situation and give u more reasons to smile again.

I do not hav ur contact, wld hav called u.

Sorrryyy 4 ur loss!!!

obeenah40: lol, i dont trust no nigga

me fa? I sure say una go trust me nah...

Alexsmith20: whats likly to happen on september 23rd?

sun is likely 2 shine and it's likely 2 rain. Nothing new is going to happen abeg.

mrklock: I want hug abeg

gerraway joor, Ebola is real. Dat handshake ma self, na five gloves u 4 wear for each hand.