mrklock:
u wet look like person wey no de talk

chai! Me? What an insult make u no judge a book by it cover o. Anyways, ask Isah (mr cosc) about me. im kno hw talkertive ha be. Hw prep?

Isahalbash:

I Hear 4rm Reliable Source Say Na U B D Baddest....Infact Any1 4rm Borno Axix Na Badoo

mrklock:
so u re one of them? #badtGuys.

accordin 2 Nigerian constitution abi? *law maker* U need cane.

Isahalbash:

Na Wetin Mk Dm Pt Wuna Admsn On Pendin B Dis

whaaat? God pass them.

hadizadeezy: wow!!! And you no tell me?

he wan tell im papa first ni... Me i de wait 4 u oo. Make we dey go 2geda. I don book apartment wit just only one single bed 4 both of us. *start prep now*

Isahalbash:

Wallahi tallahi I Don get admission thru jamb bt if u neva stil bliv...47141787FH

wow! Am really happy 4 u Isah... Congratz... Badt guy, if abu neva give me my own admssn. I go com borrow ur own ok? *jst wait i must be there too*

Isahalbash:

one . nd only?

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[quote author=acenazt][/quote] who told u itz going to be out next week. Do get flattered pls.

hadizadeezy: leme go and print my own NO ADMISSION GIVEN YET before they steal it from me

lol... swthrt no 4get to print my own too. U get my jamb no na.

Shawl001: . Bro life is a race ooo! That's why we are always running after each other (materially, wisdom wise..and so on).. Nobody wants to be left behind.. So one has to run and conpete with his/her mates. Its all about competition whether we choose to accept or not. That's life! Always wanna b d BEST in evrytin we do...

more haste less speed.

Catalyst4real: Looks Like Jamb Actually Gave Admission to All Department.
But the Battle is Not Lost ! Too Early to be Despair.
Hoping for the Best and at the Same time Expecting the Worst.
If I'll have to Write my 4th Jamb, Next year. So be it !!!. Life is not a Race.

why do i hav to waste my time hating an optimistic people like u?... I read dis, i gentle. A million likes.

obeenah40: I pray for Architect humblemigg, abuklaw,hadizadeezy, catayst, and every other nairaland YET to get admission, God will surely surprise you all with admission soon. Jst keep ur fingers crossed, hopes high and be positive always, you will surely be admitted.

And also know you all are in ma prayers

And for those that were admitted, I say a big congrat to you all, stay safe

millions of amen. Thank u my course mate in advance, lov ya.

hadizadeezy: your bele for pain you today!! u lucky sha.

tanx 4 d pardon.

Meestique: Haha..! I will be waiting.

good, wait and see queen of sambisa.

hadizadeezy: ehen

aarrrrgh!

hadizadeezy: so u get galfrensss?

noo naah... I just wan scare her ne fa.

hadizadeezy: U go meet me for house.

chai! I don die ')

Meestique: hehe..! Thou shalt nt see my status before me. Where dat kwaratic kwaranian proud-migg sef nd mr cute dimple?

hey! No abuse me o. I get grlfrnd like u for una department. I go show am to u on matric day... See u dia (samaru).

still waiting to rejoice soon... Oluwa is strongly involve. No panic at all

reedbam: join us in the waiting list my brother

funny dude

Help... 47115494HF

obeenah40: omooohhhh, freshhhhhhhhh!!! Thank God, thank every1 thanks yunken ... I cant begin to ecpress my Joy!!! Thank God

congrats guy

Isahalbash:

Nup...na d posta craze pass

lol

Catalyst4real:
What I don't Understand, won't Hurt me. So you're Safe.

no be insult, perhaps if i'm not safe 4rm u, u ga nofin 2 do... I'll only take care of ur bullshit... Ok

mojisawlarh: mbbs

9ice one

Catalyst4real: All these Unripe Pidgin you people are Dropping here.
Don't quote me.

omo gbagbe jooooooor...

mojisawlarh: what course r u applying for?

archi. U?

Isahalbash: Na me wuna dey abuse lyk dis?

Anyway;Hw wuna dey?

abuse? jst miss u ne.

Isahalbash: Na me wuna dey abuse lyk dis?

Anyway;Hw wuna dey?

who fit abuse prof. We jux miss u ni.

Dayvidsoncode: WHO IS THE CRAZIEST?
1. HAUSA man who removed his
shoes to enter a taxi…..
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to open a
bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to
bed with a ruler just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the
news and waved at the news
reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up
a sleeping patient simply
because she forgot to give him
sleeping pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered
his TV volume because he
wanted to read a text message.
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who climbed
a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then
came down and started
throwing stones at it.
9. A FULANI man who chose to
drink Fanta because he thought
sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like poo,
touched n tasted n said
“Hmmm” na poo ooo!!! Thank
God I no match am….
11. AN IDOMA man who put his
radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to
Cool FM.
Who is your winner?

na English man wei no get time dey study other's stupidity nah.

reedbam: he is coming for you

i dey wait for ram.

mojisawlarh: ilorin too na sure city

millions of likes *thumb up*

hadizadeezy: hahahahahaha he like sugar cane but he no wan pack the dirty.

hahahaha.. Play boy

back2you:
Sambisa what¿

the best uni in Naija.