obeenah40: all this girls u pple are sharing...

lolz...

back2you: Hello am am aspirant of Abu from niger state i applied for Hausa Education, my jamb 320, post utme 396. Average 358. pls what are my chances of getin admision.

ADMISSION STATUS
u hav been granted admission to study hausa education in sambisa university of edu.
Registration starts imidi8ly...
Tutor fee... Free
accommod8ion fee... Free
v.c name........ Professor shekau A. Shekarau.

Haleemahyusuf: hmmm no go bad 2 dey familiar wit evrybdy

true talk, free world.

obeenah40: tarhh!!, take care of wetin?? Park well ohh

y yelling, out of 4 children na only one b my own. Na u get 3. U no won take care of chldrn na only wife u want abi? SWTHRT MUST HEAR DIS!

obeenah40: inlaw ??

yes na her one and only younger helder brother on d thread (isahalbash) he'z now hawking sugar-cane to gada some penny 4 admssn.

mojisawlarh: r u also from offa?

nope, am 4rm Ilorin.

mojisawlarh: offa na sure city oo

Ilorin nko?

obeenah40: why u wan fall ma hands na? Wen u dey claim kwara 4dat other girl, i talk anytin ne? Nw wey i wan HELP this young girl feel at home u con dey call me womanizer. ThereIsGodoh

lol... Na only she waka come dis tread? Ok, continue

Shariiiif: Hmmm... Nawow, most of dis children are frm KWARA abi na Kwakwara, Offa, ijebu, Ilorin, some evem come from ijota abi ijoko? Na una sabi d name jooor.. Anybody from SAMBISA forest here or CHIBOK in borno state? I wan see ur Hands up.

u dey envy us ba? Dont panic space dey for admssn list. 4 sambisa tinz meestique dey bussy

hadizadeezy: lolzzz abeg wait take care of children.

Mr Obeenah go take care of dem... We no go separate.

olumose001: i no sabi igbomina fa, na ibolo we dy speak

lol.. U don sabi am be dat now... U don talk 'fa'

olumose001: i guess its in our blood...lol.... moji you're welcome dear..

reedbam: Abuja should be great. How you holding up bro?

wella...

hadizadeezy: choi! I pity myself coz I don already say YES!

no worry i get cook and i still sabi cook.. So i go dey cook

All dis comment, na me alone?







Just passing by

hadizadeezy: Even food

food? Food?? Food My hobby b dat.

hadizadeezy: happiness kill me( I die )

i no fit cry (i die follow u)

hadizadeezy: In this our Nigeria??

yes ma'am. But he made mistake, he wanted to write Kwara.

yungchop: am from offa too and currently there preparing for ma BErra BY FaR uni Admission

unilorite u get maout berra by far uni! Berra by far Ilorin!! Berra by far Kwara!!! The state of harmony... I dey hail ooo.

obeenah40: no mind dem ohh... Dey reach 10 for here ohh... Dey wan chop d whole abu list

u don giv ur inlaw red card 4rm Nl, ur girl don rest.

olumose001: offa...home of sweet potatoes

ha ha! Dis guy like food eh? Y do we always look alik in evrytin

olumose001: proudly kwaran... state of harmony...

enle faaaa...

hadizadeezy: Nna wetin dey happen na? dem wan chop the list?

D law! U don buy plenty of white and black ko? (law stdnts uniform).

Haleemahyusuf: lol....tank yhu nd yes im new nd im tryin 2 blend in

oh! U wan blend... No worries i go call Isah Mr blender 4u.

obeenah40: i see u jst joined nairaland. U wlcm Ma, you've been standing outside since. lemme help u wit ur bags

womanizer...

obeenah40: all dis kwara children . Una don dey plenty 4 here oh :/

who b children? U beta watch ur maot na dsame dept we dey fa. Or else I go find ur size 4 u. Ok?

Haleemahyusuf: Juma'at kareem.TGIF......xo wen shld we be expectin d admission list.....hope it ll be rilli soon

in d next two winks... . 4rm reliable source.

mojisawlarh: ....r u also frm kwara?

yes ma'am.

reedbam: yh I liked the post

tnx, itz a long tym.. How iz Abj?

mojisawlarh: nyc score...m frm kwara st

kwara

back2you:
BREAKING NEWS:
THE AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY
ZARIA UNDERGRADUATE ADMISSION
LIST HAS BEEN RELEASED
for more info visit www.abu.edu.ng or dailytrust news paper 04/01/2014. i love reading old papers

see dis guy o... U won kill pesin abi? I reserv my comment till further notice...

Isahalbash:

Hw many ov us?

Nxt tym..obey d rules ov pidgin

i b poor pidgin student sir.