"And when the people cried for a king they ultimately said NO to their God. Then God gave them saul. The people lived to regret"

Class captain bukola saraki come and write more names of noise makers on your list o.

Death has become a soap opera under this present government that life indeed looks like the villain.

Oh, how have we failed as a nation. How have we failed as a people.

The labours of our heroes past have not only been in vain but the memories of the labours don't even exist anymore.

Nigeria my Nigeria.. majek fashek pls call on that your God once again like you did in the past to send down the rain. "The colour of the land is blood."

Nigeria needs to turn back to GOD.. If you believe click like..

"Poor man wey steal maggi omo dem dey show him face for crime fighter.."
" Rich man way steal money omo we no dey see their face for crime fighter.."

If only we could beat our corrupt politicians a bit Like this. I mean, ruffle dem up, put dem on the ground, kick dem about, flog them koboko or belt, manhandle them a bit atleast then take them to the police. A bit of a disgrace can send a message to other polithieves .

Well, bros, u r lucky to be alive. Atleast you are not entirely a lazy yoot. To steal gen takes a lot of planning and mind reading.

Go and gather money.. Our "Nigerian police" will surely grant you bail..

"Time na money o time na money. Use your time well, do better tin.

Sir, please in the name of God, withdraw your case against Nigerian breweries and rather use the resourses to take Nigerian government to court for bad and deceptive government and also insecurity,poverty, Idoncarity.

Nigerian breweries is not the enemy,,,, rather its the Nigerian government..

"A nation that cannot cater for its people is worse than a disgrace"

When do we get it right in this country.? When do we fix this nation?

We thought this present govt could fix it but they rather spent countless times trading blames and playing to the gallery by saying they are fighting corruption!

Na fighting corruption we go chop?

God please save this country from public assault,rape, disgrace and bloodsucking demons. AMEN

"Success has many bedmates. Failure is an orphan"

Weldone chioma. I wish you well with Davido. Many girls would love to switch destinies with you now.

My advise with you is simple.

1. Save for you future .

2. Trust only in God. It is only a foolish person that puts his trust on man.

3. Protect yourself from disease and hiv. Don't sleep without condom with Davido. #30 billion cannot prevent transmission..

Imagine Davido without money ! Do you think you will still love him?

Well, I am happy for you. We love your humility and not because you are davidos gf. Don't 4get dat

"Heed my advise and avoid had I known".

Stay away from Nigerian police , army etc. If you must greet, greet and go your way.

What a loss.. At least you didn't loose your life. Life is a gift.

Where there is life, there is hope.

Rise and keep hustling. Thank God everyday, you can still end up being a billioniare

"Go east go west, home is the best"

Any graduate from Nigerian university may not be the best in book but will end up being the best in common sense..

You can't tell me that those foreign mediocre universities are better than our beloved OAU, UNN, UI, UNILAG, FUTO, UNIBEN, ABU, UNIJOS, even ESUT, lai lai I no go gree.

Stop spending your money going abroad for schooling. What can they teach you that our own profs and docs can't? Will they open your head and pour book inside?

Highest is they will dash you grade you did not even merit so that others will come and patronize them.

Appreciate the Nigerian aluta struggle. E worth am..

Is she laughing at their condition?

She should have at least complemented the dress with a straight face..

That's right.. I have sighted the second pix(shot)

Trafficking equals slavery. Let's join hands to put an end to it.

Report any form of abuse, kidnapping and trafficking to the law enforcement agents or Naptip.

"When the witch cried in the night and the boy dies in the morning, we know who killed him."

Isn't it obvious that the killing rate in Nigeria has increased under the present government?

Sars, Police, army, civil defence, NDLEA, Anti cult, have all been given "shoot at sight" order.

By who? Yes who is the commander in chief of the armed forces?

The nation is in mourning. Who is next?

Pls, I advise everyone listening to be careful and protect your life.

Stay away from law enforcement officers(police,army and others). Don't play , laugh or even talk with them. Just mind your own business, if you must greet, greet and go your way.

Stay alive

"Many are mad but only few are roaming"

What do we call this? A publicity stunt?

This guy is not mad. He is just a mental case as faze would say.

Sorry madam, atleast here in Nigeria, we don't masturbate in buses. its mostly overcrowded

#proudlynigerian

"Beware of wolves in sheep clothing"

Falana, you have goofed big time. I know that you know that too.

Na because of one tin I take respect you o. Nigerians are not ignorant so pls, don't mislead people with the status you occupy

What made you commit this blunder is a question for another day but today I have a word for you.

Nobody is above the law and who makes the law? The legislators do.

It is a big corruption not to carry out your constitutional duties and what you are been paid for.

Failure to address endemic security issues is corruption itself because you may be serving partisan interests

Even the british prime minister can be summoned by congress . who is IGP? Is he greater than a common police? So if a police cant be summoned then who will summon him when he pulls the trigger unlawfully?

Falana, na because of FALZ I take respect you o. Abeg use your voice well.

"Everything in life has its price.. Find it.., pay it."

It is obvious that the price to pay for your sins in this government is either to join APC or to be vocally supportive of this present government

Orjiuzo weldone sir.. U have paid for your freedom in full.

All your rantings and pro buhari stances have not gone unnoticed.

Enjoy the moment. You are the man

"A man without a conscience is dead"

How can a few people sell their opinion for 1000 naira?

Even a dead body is worth more than that.

Anambra people are surely over 8million. All I see is not up to 18 people here.

I love the media because it is human like everyone of us. It has to survive.

"Information transforms and lack of it deforms"

What is seun and mark zuckerberg doing? Is their business on the land?

Thank God you said it was your opinion. I forgive all your write up.

"Be careful of the life you live here on earth. Everything you do is been recorded in the book of life"

IGP idris. IGP idris.. How many times did I call you?

Who are you that the legislature cannot summon you?

Even buhari can be summoned by the people talk less of you.

Nobody is above the law and as a law officer, you of all people should know that.

You have shown the world that Nigeria is really a lawless nation.

How do u protect people you are not accountable to?

Did buhari enrol you into the police? Are you buharis police or Nigerian police?

What stupid loyalty will make you discredit the peoples assembly?

If you can be loyal to the executive , then what stops you from being loyal to the legislature and judiciary? Don't they all form the arms of govt?

I pity for you because after all your years of climbing up the police ladder you finally kiss your career goodbye. This is a serious dent on your badges. International bodies and governments have taken notice of you. What a shame.

I bet you. You will live to regret shunning the peoples assembly.

Nobody is above the law. Not even buhari talk less of you. Common police

"When two giants fight, it is the ground that suffers"

Wike and amaechi are two proud, powerfully placed enemies.

When will the people know peace? Is it a crime to be Nigerian?

Rivers people I charge you all today. Arise and defend your state from hoodlums.

Oil is NOT a curse. Rather it is a blessing like Samson's hair and Solomons wisdom.

I am appealing to the federal government to tame this ugly monster called crime in rivers state and others because there will be no government to run without money.

If rivers sneezes, Nigeria must catch cold. Pls save rivers from soot and crime.

"Life is a gift. Protect yourself first. It is only when you are alive that government can protect you"

I have lost count of the numbers of the dead this year alone.

Who do we blame? How do we continue like this?

How do we employ more police when we end up posting them to the centre of main road?

We Nigerians are tired of being angry with our situation. Let them continue to rape us.

Our leader have been serving us food and we have been eating it. They should pray that we the people don't remember to cook for them.

God save our beloved country Nigeria.

"When the hand of God is in your life, it is always a goal"

Hate Tinubu all you like, he has raised men from nothing to something.

Desmond, just go and thank tinubu o i know why ayam saying dis thing now.

On a lighter note, you are an inspiration to the "everyday people" on the street hustling day and night.

We love you Desmond. The ladies love you. The politicians love you. God loves you

I can hardly think of another man in this country that can do no wrong like you.

He who plays with fire should not cry when his hands get burnt"

Ik ogbonna listen. Your marriage ceases to be your marriage when you put it up on social media.

Actually, wives are mothers and as such, they should be role models in everything they do.

Nobody will kill you if you dress well. Ask adesuwa Wellington

"Truth must not be sacrificed on the alter of hatred"

Obasanjo has spoken the truth once again even though he has his intentions.

Hate him or love him, this man(obj) knows how to give Nigerians what they want.

I wander if Timaya knows your address. "1999 I swear I no go forget am o"

darocha1:
Makes the effort of those guys look silly. Someone left the bank as a nobody junior staff to stay in a place for 3months and GE is getting endorsement and chieftancy title everywhere. Yet those there have been working for 3years + with no recognition nor accolade.


THIS LIFE EHN!

"to be great is not to do something normal all the time but to do anything special sometime.".

"Whatever life throws at you is your portion at the time. Fight through it from grass to grace"

Otedola is not smarter than many "nairalanders" here. He is just a child of destiny.

A child of destiny is a child of luck. And what is luck? Luck is "preparation" meets "opportunity".

Welcome sir for this inspiring picture. Now our young girls can see before throwing that unwanted baby away..

I declare that anybody that clicks like on this post will receive greater luck than otedola , dangote and even Solomon in your life. AMEN

"Can the pot say to the kettle," you are black?

Now they will say Nigeria is the father of corruption.

Nigeria is a saint when compared to many nations out there. Other countries only hide their mess under agbada. But one day d mess go smell dem pass

Why do they set questions that the children can't answer?

Both teacher and students should go and sit down for one corner joor !

After all, if their jollof rice is sweeter than ours , then their brain should be sharper too. No need for malpractice

Naija jambites. - 1
Ghana jambites - 0

"What an elder sees from sitting a child cannot see even when standing on a table"

The alknowing and ever wise "whites" have spoken.

How can boko haram be defeated when Leah shuaibu has not been freed?

How can book haram be defeated and shecow has died and rose again many times even breaking Jesus Christ's record?

You don't defeat boko haram with mouth.

"A child that refuses to suck his mothers brezz, should go and suck his girlfriends own"

This is called pre-intimacy. When they grow up, what stops them from giving the cow a doggy?

Is this any difference from bestiality?

This act is not only dangerous to the human health, it also endangears the phsyche of these children. It makes them behave no more than cows

Let our govt act.

This is how killer Fulani herdsmen are made.