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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by humblesteve(m): 3:28am On Dec 23, 2021
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by humblesteve(m): 2:56am On Dec 23, 2021
donstan18:
I’ll stop supporting Chelsea if they lose today.
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 2:41am On Dec 23, 2021
MrReeseG:


This man don insult me sha
I think una see am o... Na part of wetin we talk be this
He's still a Nigerian....lol or you forgot??

Nigerians want what they can't give...typical black man
He'll quickly remind you of how it's done in the western world because it affects him smh. Hypocrisy runs in us

No be same Nigerians go say your US used iphones are Naija used probably because it's not in mint condition they believe as na Oyibo use am it should come mint as brand new...we see them everyday and we barely complain because we're who we're.

Let's just learn to live happily joor.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 3:26pm On Dec 22, 2021
MrReeseG:


Last last, you go paste for your motor say you want to drive "foreigners only".
You don't know the market you're in.
Ah swear boss
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 3:23pm On Dec 22, 2021
MrReeseG:


I don't know why this question bothers y'all though.
It's not gonna take anything outta you to answer it...
I mean, I've had cases where I didn't bother the driver with questions or calls and went on doing other things expecting to hear the "driver has arrived" beep in a short while.... 5 minutes rolled into 10 and 10 into 20... Checked the app and this one had cancelled on me.
Another time, a driver rolled up in a completely different car and called me... Asked why, he said "bolt has not changed this thing? I've gone to update at the office, I don't know why it hasn't updated".
Even on the chat interface in app... The "where are you" question is pre-loaded there.


Another reason I'd ask where the driver is; I don't want you to stress... I'm asking so I can come meet you and we start our trip.
E.G I order a ride from my house (it's on Adebimpe Street, Kosofe).... You're on the stretch of road facing the direction we are headed (ketu) already and for you to come to where I'm at, you'd have to go make a u turn at Ketu, then another back at mile 12... Haven't you ever thought I'm asking because I want to save you the stress of having to go turn?


Una too attack riders abeg....
My thoughts too, for me I will always ask where you're especially areas am not familiar with, asking you the exact place you're helps me and you not to waste our time driving up and down

That was how one was supposed to pick me up somewhere around Festac because he wasn't familiar with the area I had to tell him wait where he was while I take bike to meet him...you wouldn't believe immediately baba swiped arrived and still delayed me when I got there I saw the paid waiting and smh


Some of you ain't any better than these riders you complain of everyday abi all of us no be Nigerians again

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 9:53am On Dec 22, 2021
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 9:51am On Dec 22, 2021
Simran94:

Boss, dem don buy am oo
Oya do giveaway
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 1:30am On Dec 22, 2021
Simran94:

So, we have a Toyota Corolla 2008 gold in my compound, it's not scrap, not old, not rickety, not smoky and not an accident car, it's works fine but not clean per say, might need a body spray and engine sounds cranky. It's been parked for a while like 2 years in our compound with no one using it. All documents available.

How much can we sell it?
Come sell to me ma'am

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 2:25pm On Dec 20, 2021
komodapson:
@humblesteve

I'm so sorry about this. But why do you guyz love driving at night after 7:30 - 8p.m...
Do you really , really make more money?
Then how many trips can you do within that 4hours?( let's assume your trips are against traffic)
Lastly, does it really worth it.....

Why would I go to Ajah, Festac town or Navy town, Ikorodu - Igbogbo, Igando-iyana iba or Ekoro Meiran around 8p.m? Its a No No
Boss man, the person it happed to isn't into E_hailing
It could happen to anyone tho be you a private or commercial driver the message is for everyone to be careful this season, either, you drive in ikoyi or iba any time of the day. Let's be vigilant at all time

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by humblesteve(m): 3:15am On Dec 20, 2021
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Phones / Re: Iphone Xs Max 64 ,4 GB For Sale by humblesteve(m): 2:54am On Dec 20, 2021
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 2:00am On Dec 20, 2021
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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 12:13pm On Dec 19, 2021
Cestmoir:




A few persons have messaged me to know my location. The location is Imo state, number is zero eight zero three five three eight five nine four five, but don't let location be a barrier to rendering help to someone in need. God may decide to bless you because of the effort you put in helping someone far from your comfort zone, someone from a different zone, tribe or religion.

My profound gratitude goes to Mr humlesteve and one other nlder I don't even know his name for the monetary gift. The smile you put on the needy's face was priceless. May blessings from the East, West, North and South locate you. May you receive favours without boundaries. Amen
God bless you more for all you do, hopefully we do more...feel free to message me if need be. God bless and protect us from the eyes of the enemies.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 11:05am On Dec 19, 2021
northbird:
. Don't mind d differences in rent. It might just be marginal like 80-100k/ year. Like 9k monthly in breakdown. It pays to live in a good area in Lagos.
Yeah, ikotun, igando, iba are known for notorious and dreadful acts.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 9:01am On Dec 19, 2021
Good morning everyone
From a boss of mine,

Pls for guys in Lagos using a car, let's be careful when driving at night.
My car was almost snashed last night at igando.

*How they operate*
They park a car by a U-turn with a guy inside inside the driver side while another stand by the middle of the road.
As I was making the U turn, the guy by the door side opened the door and immediately hit my car with a baseball stick. It was that fast but glory to God turned with speed. Immediately he hit the car I knew it was a set up for me ( to come down like lagosians will to speak English or fight)

I drove to the station picked to armed men but getting there, we met their absence.

Then the police said "oga make you dey thank God sey na damage just yesterday, they snashed a Toyota muscle same as yours just at same area".

Glory to God it was just a damage and not a loss of life (and) or car as I even have my original car papers in the car.



Let's be careful outside.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 2:53am On Dec 19, 2021
Barbiturate:
My car light is not bright. Changed to halogen, still not bright.

Any good auto rewire around yaba?

Abeg o, I need fix it before traveling to the east

When are you traveling, make I join you
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 12:15am On Dec 18, 2021
nuel101:
Please can I use this type of corolla for e-hailing . Its a 2007corolla japan

Awesome colour
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by humblesteve(m): 10:49am On Dec 17, 2021
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Replaced screen*
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iPhone 11
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iphone 7
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iphone 12
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Technology Market / Re: Pickup Service From Offerup, Swappa, Online Purchase In Baltimore Maryland by humblesteve(m): 1:43am On Dec 17, 2021
embarassedGod when
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 9:01pm On Dec 15, 2021
Cestmoir:



Could you please drop your WhatsApp no so I can message you sir. Thanks
Zero 8 zero 86916176
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 9:26pm On Dec 13, 2021
Cestmoir:
Hello nairalanders
Please in the spirit of the Yuletide, if you have any female wears (clothes, shoes etc) or wears for young boys around the age of 10-12 that you don't mind giving out, pls I'm interested. There's this woman I need to extend hands of charity to (she came to me) but I don't have much to offer her. Her family is going through some difficulties right now.

She has a daughter of about 16
God bless you all.
Message me.on what'sapp. I do not have wears to give, a little cash can do. Thanks

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by humblesteve(m): 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2021
chelseamann:
my Oga u de reach here shocked
Have always been here
Do you also agree TT should be sacked

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by humblesteve(m): 6:16pm On Dec 11, 2021
donstan18:
Can this Tuchel be sacked please??

What’s all these?
You guys are too quick to type…sack him and bring Jesus lipsrsealed

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 4:40am On Dec 10, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
continuation

Leaving abj, same guy picked me up in town to the airport. This time he told me to go despite telling him that I've checked in online. While on the plane, he sent his details.

Getting to GAT, Lagos, at about 10pm, I started requesting ride on bolt, hmmmmm, the bolt cabal there should be feared by all. It made me understand the usual driver gathering at the airport

So, after trying like 8 times on 1.7 surge, one came over and told me that I should pay him 5k, whereas, the price on the app indicated 3.5k. I checked Google maps, no reds. I told him no deal, I wanted the trip online, he arrived and cancelled later tried again it entered their clique again.

At 10:30pm, I opted for Bendel insurance. Trekked to ikeja under bridge, entered korope. The total amount I spent to my area finished at 300h.

I just did my usual grin

Truth be told some of us are mean.

Next time I'm traveling, I'll park my car at the airport and get a trip out than go through hell from some drivers.
Same thing I did the last time I came back from Enugu, tried bolt and there was surge, I didnt bother talking to the regular airport riders my first and last experience with them was bad. I and my friend had to walk to along take a bike to my house for #600

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 4:27pm On Nov 29, 2021
dTransporter:


Agreed, she forgot the first time.

But You missed the point sir....What about the time I passed another route to her street and called her to update her I've arrived? Why delay extra 10mins+? Knowing fully well your street is very tight and I have to keep driving front n back when cars wana pass coz I was basically obstructing other cars.
Oh, now I understand better, it’s all good sir
I wish you all the best in the hustle


Drive safely

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 11:29am On Nov 29, 2021
Pearl1910:


No no no...imagine expecting a guest, will u treat your guest this way? Am sure u will make sure everything is perfect for their arrival. But las las drivers are not regarded and not respected but wen we react as humans, people will say we r over reacting.
I understand, boss but even some drivers too do worst things, I deal on serving the public and I can relate to the manner in which clients (mostly Nigerians) with the attitude of god when using a service but everyone isn’t like that, the way a rider feels like god is the same way a car owner feels too…this is Nigerian mentality thing.



Someone ordered for a ride, she forgot there’s an ongoing construction perhaps for reasons best know to her, she remembered and called back to tell you and you picking offense? I just feel the outburst wasn’t necessary .

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 7:45am On Nov 29, 2021
dTransporter:
Mehn, today would have been the first time I walk a rider outta my car. But she behaved well.

Was at Ago palace after dropping off a rider. Got a request to Yaba left. As I was approaching her street, I noticed they were fixing the road. Immediately her call came in and she told me about the road repair. In my mind, I was like, why didnt you call me earlier to update me. Small vex enter me. She sha directed me to take another street which I did via map.

Meanwhile, I already swiped arriving now oh when I first entered her street coz I was already 2mins away from PU before seeing the road construction.

Fast forward to when I got Into her street, I was at no 72, called her that I'm outside...she said no oh, i have to turn back that she's at no 62. I don dey vex already but stayed calm. I sha had to turn back inside that tight street. Got to PU...waiting another 8-10mins inside hot sun AC. Meanwhile, waiting time don dey count oh.

After about 8-10mins , she came out, me I sha bone face. I nearly walked her outta my car but she was carrying her baby. She saw my countenance and started apologising for the delay. I just told her I was expecting you to had come out when I told you I was at no 72 and you told me to turn back to no 62. That it's not fair that I had to wait another 10mins but it's fine. But she still apologized n explained she was busy with something. Apparently, she was packing her baby stuffs. So, I became calm sha.

Supposing she had mistakenly said shebi shes the one paying n bullshit crap or she gave I dont care attitude. Omo, I would have activated 3mins madness and cancel at the front of her gate. The sun was too hot for someone to be doing anyhow.

I sha started the trip and after feeding her baby, sleep carry am go coz there was traffic n she seem tired. Got to yaba left n woke her up.

Ended the trip n She did transfer n thanked me... but I didnt bother to confirm coz where I was parked, I no sure of the place. So I drove off.

Few mins later I checked n still haven't gotten alert...omo!

Called her n she said she would send me her debit alert. After few mins, she called back n said they haven't debit her that she would send it. I sha said okay. Few mins later when I was close to home, I got alert.....

I don close shop.

Tomorrow is another ginger day. Still waiting for the first rider I'll cancel n walk outta my car...lol.
Some of you just get angry for no reason, like what exactly?

You guys always want it all perfect, she forgot and called when she remembered isn’t that enough to be calm? The way some of you driver behave is bad like real bad even when you ain’t all perfect.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by humblesteve(m): 3:59am On Nov 23, 2021
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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by humblesteve(m): 2:56am On Nov 23, 2021
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 12:58pm On Nov 22, 2021
BAZ001:


The elders told you. “ the way you are driving 24/7 every week you or your car go wound ooh”
You no hear word, you dey do strong head
I don’t fall sick , “ I sleep 7hrs everyday”
My car doesn’t breakdown “I fix minor repairs and I do defensive driving “
You ve used all your earnings to fix dead matrix going to ladipo on bus every now and then.
Yet car no gree wake

Now you are back to rentals and started driving everyday... i pity ur new partner

Grace to grass


[img]https://media1./images/2b3c8f98e7b16989c27160109360e93d/tenor.gif?itemid=17290851[/img]


Bazooooka no kill me oh lwkmd

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by humblesteve(m): 12:58pm On Nov 22, 2021
BAZ001:


The elders told you. “ the way you are driving 24/7 every week you or your car go wound ooh”
You no hear word, you dey do strong head
I don’t fall sick , “ I sleep 7hrs everyday”
My car doesn’t breakdown “I fix minor repairs and I do defensive driving “
You ve used all your earnings to fix dead matrix going to ladipo on bus every now and then.
Yet car no gree wake
Bazooooka no kill me oh lwkmd

Now you are back to rentals and started driving everyday... i pity ur new partner

Grace to grass


[img]https://media1./images/2b3c8f98e7b16989c27160109360e93d/tenor.gif?itemid=17290851[/img]


Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by humblesteve(m): 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2021
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All new no box

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