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* President challenged legality of impeachment
* Critics accuse him of failing to deliver on promises
* Say he dragged religion into politics with church speeches (Adds next election date)
By Lovasoa Rabary ANTANANARIVO, June 13 (Reuters) - Madagascar's constitutional court on Saturday threw out parliament's impeachment of President Hery Rajaonarimampianina, calling the move "unfounded" and helping to avoid a political crisis.
Rajaonarimampianina, who took office last year in the first presidential election since a 2009 coup, had challenged the legality of last month's motion, saying there were irregularities during the impeachment vote in parliament.
He remained in power as both sides awaited the court ruling.
At stake, the president's supporters say, was the stability of the Indian Ocean island nation state which has significant mineral resources but has been struggling to rebuild itself after years of crisis and post-coup isolation.
In a televised speech on Saturday evening, Rajaonarimampianina praised the decision.
"We must fight to ensure that the crisis will not return to our country. Each of us has learned from what happened," he said.
"I call on the Malagasy population, including opponents, to take account of the best interests of the nation, to join hands, to dialogue, to work together and enhance development."
Rajaonarimampianina's critics in parliament brought the motion after accusing him of failing to deliver on his promises since his peaceful 2013 election and of improperly dragging religion into politics by giving speeches in churches.
Mixing religion and politics is a sensitive issue in Madagascar, where just over half the 23 million people practice mostly local animist religions. Former President Marc Ravalomanana, ousted in the 2009 coup, was also blamed for using churches to drum up support when in power.
The president has also been under pressure over his handling of the economy and public services.
Rajaonarimampianina recently allied himself with Ravalomanana's party after being deserted by his previous backers, including Andry Rajoelina, the man who took power after Ravalomanana was ousted in 2009.
Aliarivelo Maromanana, a lawyer representing lawmakers who supported the impeachment vote, said while he accepted the court ruling, he said it was "a political rather than legal decision".
Others, including former Prime Minister Camille Vital, said the next presidential elections should be brought forward.
"An early presidential election is the solution the country needs regardless of the decision of the High Constitutional Court. It belongs to the National Assembly to decide the next step," said Vital.
The next presidential election is due to be held in 2018.
Western donors such as the United States have called for political unity in Madagascar, saying instability was hurting a fragile recovery.

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A nun asked her class, What part of the body goes into heaven first? A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head. The nun asks, Why do you say that? The little girl says, Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first! The nun replies, That makes sense, anyone else?
Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers. The nun asks, Why the tips of your fingers? The little girl replies, Because when you put your hands together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven first! The nun says, OK, anyone else? Akpos is in the back waving his hand.
The nun says, OK, Akpos, please tell us what part of the body goes into heaven first? Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells Akpos. The nun, puzzled, asks, Why do you think your feet get to heaven first? Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!

source: www.humorclux.ml/jokes/akpos-what-part-part-of-the-body-goes-to-heaven-first/

Omat4real:
u mean u r doinq better in kidnapinq..druq..baby factory abi...dat qud..dat y d indonisia keep on cutinq u people's(iqbo's) neck in deir country

thats why your kins and kith are on using their selves for rituals.

Offemmanus

Haters gon hate.
A proud christain

Thos muslims own too much, dem just dey disturb person every early morning with their loud propaganda Speakers.



The wedding ceremony of Abubakar Shekau, is going down :
Read more @ www.humorclux.ml/featured/this-is-how-shakaus-marriage-gon-be/

Haters gon hate. Gej my hero, Wike my role model

The wedding ceremony Shekau, is going down : Read more @ www.humorclux.ml/featured/this-is-how-shakaus-marriage-gon-be/

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Omat4real:
how e qo pain mi..u no wetin yoruba dey call iqbo's?..omo eranko..which means son of animal.

Thats why e dey pain u.
The so call animals are doing better than the sophisticated bunch of idiots in the South West.

I'm a proud Biafran. If u like, go commit suicide.


Any way i gat something to share for nigerians:

Venue: Sambisa
Rice&STEW vERY Plenty

source: www.humorclux.ml/featured/this-is-how-shakaus-marriage-gon-be/

Venue: Sambisa
Rice&STEW vERY Plenty

source: www.humorclux.ml/featured/this-is-how-shakaus-marriage-gon-be/

Omat4real:
u quyz r brain dead do u tink yoruba people add so much oil 2 deir soup dat much

E dey pain u 4body abi?

walemoney007:
id!ots lik u will b askin for d prosecution of Awolowo n Gowon just because dey starved rebels,to mak d rebels surrender

mumu

If this will lead to the division of Nigeria, i gladly endorse it.
Biafra till i D.I.E!
Offemmanu don't quote me

If this will lead to the division of Nigeria, i gladly endorse it.

Biafra till i D.I.E!

Offemmanu don't quote me

A man f**ked is house girl and said "you are too sweet baby", and the girl replied, "thanks jare! Oga, no mind that gateman wey say madam sweet pass me".





A sheep told Ram "i love you" the ram hissed and replied" whats the point? When sallah is on sunday!

Source: www.humorclux.ml/jokes/collection-of-short-jokes-2/

NeduLuiZ:
Was in church that day

Shebi na u put on white cloth, sitdown 4 front seat?

During testimony time in church last Sunday,16-year old pastor's daughter stood up and says, 'Praise thy lord'. Everybody shouted, Hallelujah.
She continue... Since the tender age of 13, I've been experiencing monthly period with so much pain but now after a series of bible studies and prayer with Bro Akpors, our Sunday school teacher in his house, my monthly periods has ceased for more than 3 months now. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. Praise thy Lord... The Pastor fainted...

www.humorclux.ml/jokes/testimony-of-a-pastors-daughter/

HAPPY SUNDAy

Akpos was being discharged from a Rehab (Mental Hospital) after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived.

Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Akpos screamed, "Those are my children going to school!"
A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Akpos screamed, "That's my wife, she is late for work!" This time, the doctors were convinced Akpos was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains.
Just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Akpos screamed, "YES! THAT'S ME GOING TO WORK!"



Source: www.humorclux.ml/jokes/akpos-gets-discharged-from-a-rehab/

Akpos was being discharged from a Rehab (Mental Hospital) after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived.

Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Akpos screamed, "Those are my children going to school!"
A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Akpos screamed, "That's my wife, she is late for work!" This time, the doctors were convinced Akpos was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains.
Just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Akpos screamed, "YES! THAT'S ME GOING TO WORK!"



Source: www.humorclux.ml/jokes/akpos-gets-discharged-from-a-rehab/

Warldbest:
Ebonyi state na minus one for south east, poorly developed

stfu, you haven't been there before.

Is is far developed than Ekiti + Osun+ many northern states

By the mention of biafra, every Nigerian tremble with fear

CC: www.humorclux.ml/jokes/mother-and-son-at-a-guest-house/

A Man and a Lady walked inside of a guest humble abode(Guest house) and required to spend m night there. The owner of the guest humble abode, Mr Dan, who is an associate of MFM(Mountain of Fire Ministry ) turned down to allow that individuals stay with each other in his hotel room because of fornication.

The lady informed Mr Dan; He is her son, not her lover so they went in. Right after 30mins, Mr Dan despatched his cleaner to go as well as check if all those people ended up being truly parent and child.
The cleaner came back and said; Mister, she’s in truly the mother.
The Boss asked; How sure are you? The cleaner smiled and said; Mister I am sure, I could see her breast feeding the man

source: www.humorclux.ml/jokes/mother-and-son-at-a-guest-house/

FRInteractives:
My office is just opposite craft center sch. gate at dline

I go reach there during the weekend

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I go reach Jamb office b4 i get ur side?

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Jayjay0:
Rubbish
So the guy can identify his wife pvssy..
*blows nose on thread*
*clean nose with Op's name*

U don mad finish . Lol