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Politics / Re: Nigeria Broadcasting Commission Finally Bans Radio Biafra by Humorclux: 7:34pm On Jul 14, 2015
Freemanan:
You support the Biafra course?
not my fault, i was born a biafran

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Politics / Re: NBC Jams Radio Biafra by Humorclux: 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2015
wakaman:


Painful isn't?
Find another outlet, channel or coalition to vent your hate and bigotry.
It would be pulled down cyclically.

Radio biafra is dead,followers should as well die with it.

Your fada, radio biafra is live and direct as am tying this message
Politics / Re: [UPDATED] NBC, security operatives hunt Radio Biafra sponsors by Humorclux: 5:22pm On Jul 14, 2015
YoruBanger:


Ok, ok! I hear you. Now which of your monikers should I respond to? ? Is it this one or Humorclux.

We need folks on ground to confirm this news. Hope it's not a hoax.

Yoruba man, why not travel to SS or SE to comfirm it by yourself.

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Politics / Re: [UPDATED] NBC, security operatives hunt Radio Biafra sponsors by Humorclux: 5:16pm On Jul 14, 2015
YoruBanger:

You may be able to listen to it from California, perhaps via satelite or online, but certainly not via Radio frequency within Nigeria territory. That's the point.

LIES FROM THE PIT OF BROWN ROOF....

I'm in PH and am currently listening to Radio Biafra on 102.1

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Politics / Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by Humorclux: 3:03pm On Jul 14, 2015
WIZGUY69:


Opinion from a mentally deranged fellow.
i told you before to go and sniff some shit

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Slits The Throats Of Nigerian Villagers In Latest Attack by Humorclux: 2:49pm On Jul 14, 2015
Humorclux:
This is a welcome development, anything that will accelerate the disintergration of this zoo is welcomed.
Go sniff a dog's shit if you disrespect the killings

Later dem go begin blame GEJ,meanwhile they brought it upon themselves
Politics / Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by Humorclux: 2:47pm On Jul 14, 2015
ajepako:



Guy, I'm a southerner just like you but whatever our political differences with the north, they are still members of the human race and we should not wish this on anyone..

No offense intended..
They brought it upon themselves, they shouldn't expect me to sympathize with them

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Politics / Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by Humorclux: 2:39pm On Jul 14, 2015
This is a welcome development, anything that will accelerate the disintergration of this zoo is welcomed.
Go sniff a dog's shit if you disrespect the killings

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Webmasters / Three Magical Ways To Boost Wordoress Seo Rank by Humorclux: 12:09pm On Jul 14, 2015
Increase traffic and the number of visitors to the site or its WordPress blog is a constant concern of every good webmaster . It was nice to say that it is not the number of visitors that counts, but the quality of them and the relationship you have with them, we all have dreamed of seeing our numbers soar in Google Analitycs .

The miracle cure does not exist, if not to provide quality content , useful for the visitor and the day to day content . There is no magic formula , but there is still the ” tried and tested ” to bring more visitors to your ” WordPress ” website methods. Here are three of them , used by many WordPress experts to boost their traffic.



1. Optimize posts in the results of search engines.

A good page rank is good, but we must also be concerned with how your pages and posts appear in the query results in Google. Optimize the title and description of the content of the landing page is essential . An informative and clear as incentive to stick to what the user can search on Google. A description of the content of the article is also essential. This should give a clear idea of what they will find when they click on your link. Customize title and description is a breeze with the plugin.



2. Submitting articles in connection with any new publication.

If this is not done or the theme you are using does not offer by default, here is a simple to increase the audience and especially the time that visitors spend on your site way. Should be offered at the bottom of each of your articles, links to other related articles that might interest your visitors. The idea is simple as pie, if you liked this article you will also probably like this one and this one.



Many plugins exist that will allow you to insert this little list of links to other articles at the end of your post. To be even more effective prefer those that offer links with thumbnails, click-through rate is higher.



Among these plugins, you can choose for example:

3. Retweet former articles.

We know the importance of social networks including Twitter traffic in a blog or site. However ephemeral glory. If you have a blog with many articles, a way to optimize your files on the network is to automate tweets linking your articles along with your Twitter account. The Revive Old Post plugin makes this point of view wonders.



will retweet your old articles based on criteria that you define (categories, tags, etc..). You’ll also be able to set a pace of publication. So your old items will experience a new celebrity on the networks and probably new readers.

Small precaution: all items of a blog does not necessarily lend themselves to a re-release of many months after their first visit. You can create a specific hash tag to tag items that seem retwitables. You then easy enough ask Revive Old Post to retweet the articles that have this hash tag.

source: http://www.naijaclux.fnhost.org/index.php?/topic/4-three-magical-ways-to-boost-wordoress-seo-rank/#comment-5
Webmasters / GFX Training Lesson 1: Creating Flat Image On Photoshop by Humorclux: 1:44pm On Jul 13, 2015
Here’s what we will be working on:

Open Photoshop. Create a new file using the preset photo (10inches x 8 inches, 300 DPI, transparent background, RGB color)


Use the Rounded Rectangle tool and create a new shape with the dimensions of 1736 pixels x 1736 pixels, radius 83px, color #82d8b5 (Or you could use your own color for this.) Do it according to the color motif of your website.

Using the Pen tool, draw something like the shown image below. Use the color #a30d00. This will serve as the roof of our ‘Home’ icon.

Next, still using the Pen tool, draw a rectangular shape like the image shown below. Use the #ffffff color. Also, draw a small square using the Rectangle tool and color it #3498db.

Next, using the Rectangle tool, draw a 248px by 396 shape with the color the #fcab3a color fill.

(You could save it as an image in this part. This could actually be considered as a flat Home icon. But, I would still want to add a long shadow, so keep up.)

Next, using the pen tool, with the #000000 color fill, draw a shape. Start it with the right edge of the roof. (At the edge where the red and white and red colors intersect) Extend the drawing to the outside of the bounding rounded rectangle and close the shape in the bottom-left edge of the house image. You’ll arrive into this:


Send the shadow backwards. Rasterize the layer of the shadow. Using the magic wand tool, select the whole bounding rounded-rectangle layer and inverse the selection (you can use the shortcut CTRL+Shift+I). With the selection (marching ants) still on, click the shadow layer and press delete.


Your icon is done. To save it, click on File>Save for Web (Shortcut is CTRL + Shift + ALT + S). Save it as PNG-24, with transparency checked. We would be wanting everything to be saved as PNG-24 as it supports transparency.




Source: http://www.naijaclux.fnhost.org/index.php?/topic/3-creating-flat-icon-on-photoshop/
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu And The CIA Link by Humorclux: 12:23am On Jul 13, 2015
hahahahahaha grin grin
OP is prilly high on bakin soda, no doubt
Politics / Re: The Position Of Ebonyians In Igbo Politics. by Humorclux: 5:36pm On Jul 12, 2015
alabiafra05:


Hello,

thanks for your input on my thread about . Trust me, it's being hard, but with the support of umunne m like you, i'm sure we would get there in no time.

Please i would love to know exactly the amendments and improvements that you would love to see in the forum.

And registration is very easy. Just use a valid email, and it we would send you a link to authenticate, just like nairaland.

Please let me know when you you.

I would appreciate more inputs.

Udo diri gi.

I dey come make i register dia. i fit run partnership with you? i get i newly created tech forum
Politics / Re: Are Imolites Truly Slaves And Inferior To These People? by Humorclux: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2015
I blame this slowpoke for everything

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Politics / EFCC, Why Did You Spare T.A Orji? by Humorclux: 2:10pm On Jul 12, 2015
Is it because he is Bleep.ing and sleeping around with em' ewu awusa from the north? Or you guys got some share from him?
Politics / Re: Tears! Why did this happen to Puerto Rico? See photos by Humorclux: 1:55pm On Jul 12, 2015
This exactly what will happen to Nigeria if they continue to hold BIAFRANS back
Politics / Re: The Position Of Ebonyians In Igbo Politics. by Humorclux: 12:40pm On Jul 12, 2015
IdisuleOurOwn:





Go check your dictionary
I think your dictionary is different from mine

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