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Jokes Etc / Re: Michael Jackson Jokes :-) The Ultimate Edition! - Sick Warning!!!! by humornama: 7:16am On Dec 18, 2023
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite chord?
A minor.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?
One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by humornama: 6:56pm On Jun 07, 2023
We know that Nigerians are not just about the hustle and bustle, but also about the good vibes, laughs, and never-ending humor. 😄 We enjoy a hearty laugh as much as anyone else around the globe, and we definitely know how to tell a good joke!

Today, I am excited to share a fantastic collection of Nigerian Jokes that will undoubtedly put a wide smile on your face and lighten up your day. This treasure trove of hilarity is brought to you by Humornama - a website well-known for their humor content.

You will find a diverse range of jokes from classic Nigerian humor that all Nigerians will relate to, rib-cracking Pidgin English punchlines, to unique witty banter that reflects our rich cultural diversity and spirit of togetherness.

This collection is for everyone - whether you are Nigerian or simply someone interested in Nigerian humor and culture. It's all about good vibes, shared laughs, and celebrating our unique Nigerian style of comedy.

So, without further ado, here's the link to the collection: Nigerian Jokes

I hope these jokes will make you laugh as much as they made me! Feel free to share them with your friends and family. After all, a joke becomes even funnier when shared, right?

Enjoy and remember, laughter is the best medicine! 😉
Jokes Etc / Top 20 4th Of July Jokes Of All Time by humornama: 6:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
Everybody appreciates a healthy helping of jokes around the holidays. However, they cannot help but laugh out loud when the jokes are about the Fourth of July.
The United States of America was established on Fourth Of July, when American colonies won their independence from Great Britain. Since then, the day has traditionally been commemorated with celebrations, parades, and fireworks to bring the nation's citizens together. Federal holiday today. The holiday exists to honour the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776. Gathering with family and friends and telling funny and clever jokes to lighten the atmosphere is the ideal way to commemorate this. A few funny Fourth of July jokes can never go wrong. So here are the best 4th of July jokes aggregated by us:

1. Whenever the dogs decide to have a 4th of July reunion, they choose to go for a bone-fire.
2. We went to the bbq party thrown by a family member on the 4th of July. I accidentally met my old school friend and she said, “Fancy meat-ing you here.”[
3. Since it’s the fourth of July, let’s indepen-dance the night away!
4. Battery and firework were arrested and one was charged while the other was lit off.
5. My great grandfather was a soldier and a patriot and in order to treat his wounds and scars, revo-lotion.
6. What is usually red, white, black and blue? Of course, it’s Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.
7. The food we ate on the 4th of July picnic was not that good. The barbecue was bad, but the sausages were the wurst.
8. When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a duckleration of independence.
9. The only bakery I loved at the 4th of July carnival was selling pastries with stars and stripes. Others were just un-pastry-otic.
10. While I was cleaning my house for the afternoon party, I decided to put all my old dolls against the grill. I was just making a barbie-que.
11. Everybody loves to party on the fourth of July. Well, after all, it is America’s birthday party.
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12. Since 1776, America has been sipping on liber-tea.
13. A number of people cracked up the liberty bell so they received a no-bell piece prize.
14. During the 4th of July party for dogs, one dog said to another, “Dear hot dog, you are really so barbie-cute.”
15. I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July. Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.
16. At our family reunion last Sunday, we had fun playing games and joking all night. The liberty bell joke that my aunt made cracked me up.
17. Good morning, classmates! I am America. I was born on July 4th, 1776.
18. Two of my friends were arguing over the position of the flag-bearer in the 4th of July parade. Well, as they say, the whole thing turned out to be pretty pat-riotic.
19. I’m sure the fireworks sales around the 4th of July must be booming.
20. Today, I’m feeling red, white, and blue all over.

Jokes Etc / Top 10 Ways To Improve Sense Of Humor by humornama: 7:03am On Oct 27, 2019
A sense of humor is the ability to sense, perceive and practice humor. Simply, the ability to appreciate a joke is called sense of humor. From an evolutionary biological standpoint, the sense of humor is used by males to attract females. So, there are many who believe with this ‘outdated’ logic that women are less funnier than men. Now, two weird questions arise in this situation. One, if women are less funnier than men, can’t they improve? Two, what if a male is deprived of a sense of humor? After all, not all women can cook good food. For these reasons, we have formed the best ways to improve your sense of humor.

Check Out The Top !0 Ways To Improve Your Sense Of Humor:

Share Your Point Of View More.
This is a no brainer when answering the question on how to improve humor skills. You cannot be Louis C. K., George Carlin, Richard Pryor or Robin Williams. It has to be the original YOU. Take a moment and think about the funniest people you have met in your life. You’ll realize that no one is the same. Every person has a different style, perspective, and opinion when describing an event. This originality makes you unpredictable and causes laughter. So start sharing your point of view from day one.

Explore Stand Up Comedy & Funny Videos.
Nobody can teach you all the other 22 ways mentioned in this article in a more practical way than watching the ones who have excelled in this field. But the most important part is that choose your learning videos carefully. You won’t like using dark humor of Louis C.K. in front of your friend circle consisting of people having strict moral and religious beliefs.

The Importance Of Subject, Target & Its Timing In Humor.
You can’t be more wrong in a situation if you are ignorant about the subject, its target, and its timing. Let’s say that what happens when you gift an adult magazine to a 6-year-old kid on his birthday? This is not a humorous or witty course of action but a stupid one. Here, the subject is the adult magazine, the target is the child and the timing is the birthday of kid. Although, the narration of the same incident 10 years from then would be hilarious.

Beware Of The Interests & Preferences Of Your Humor Victim.
This homework is performed by almost every comedian before coming onto the stage. The key to capturing the minds of your friends and colleagues is to be familiar with their interests and preferences. Developing a good sense of humor is not just about delivering fancy stuff but also about understanding the perspective of the listeners.

The Importance Of Spontaneity.
If you aren’t quick in delivering the punchlines then the window of the joke to be made closes. Once the time has played its part, all you’ll ever do in the conversation is catching up.

Never Play One Type Of Humor.
Good comedians have a backup of different perspectives. If one type is not working for them then they move to another. Kids don’t really get puns or sarcasm but enjoy roleplay. Students might like misdirections and puns while adults like exaggeration and teasing more.

Every Relatable Truth Is A Joke.
Funny people heavily rely on ‘observational’ humor. They pick up instances from their personal life and present them in the form of story-telling. This allows the listener to relate to the story and be surprised by the narrator’s point of view.

Want To Be Humorous? Laugh On Yourself, First.
This is the greatest quality possessed by a person with a good sense of humor. If you can laugh on yourself, it means that you have come in terms with your mistakes and more importantly, with YOU. Your mistakes are a part of you so you cannot hide them. But you can learn from them. When you share your mistakes, imperfections, and flaws, it makes you complete. After all, any embarrassing story turns into a hilarious story if given some time.

Smile & Smirk But Don’t Laugh.
Amateurs laugh, experts smile while the legends smirk. The saying fits appropriately on people who are looking to be the focal point of a friend circle. No one should laugh on his/her joke unless you want to stress on the related/next humor.

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Effortlessness In Execution.
When you are a personality who can speak and understand funny things, you ought to be enjoying the moment. You should avoid these signs: feeble and pacing voice, fidgeting, swaying & stepping back and forth. These are the signs of nervousness which will be easily perceived by your colleagues or audience. Whereas, if people find you require little or no effort then their focus will shift more towards what you are saying.

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