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I've been searching to see if i can find a family where a child will say "i love my daddy just the way he behaves",but i've found none.its a pity though that most african children just live wit a man who has no daddy aspect in them.it hurts real bad especially when the crown it wit wicked acts towards our mothers who do their duty so well.i know cos i'm a victim n stil live wit it as i write.i just hope our fathers will pause n think just4a minute before they act cos u r just deepening the barrier

I really wonder why most ppl feel its best to have s.ex at night.its bizarre n u dont get to see the whole design well.
For me, i'l choose the early hours- say between 4am n 9am.it works for me cos u r more relaxed after d previous day's stress.
What do u think?

For me,appearance goes a long way in tellin who u reali are at first site.
Contrary to many 9ja brodas belief,body care, whc involves usin cream, havin a manicure n lots more aint4d ladies alone.Lik its said beauty doesnt fall 4m d sky,u hv2work it out.
Perfumes r a must buy4every guy n so is a mirror.
Havin charred lips aint wat makes us men.Applyin light vaseline reali does it all.
I love dressin young cos i'm young n feel d professional look should wait til its time.
I love my t-shirts esp em designers lik marks n spencer.
I also love fittin jeans.
I get my legs cased almost always in em sneakers lik puma.
I also prefer2use belts tht match wit my shirt.
I wear my chain watch often n shade my eyes wit d likes of Gucci,not forgettin my bracelet n my lacoste perfume for men.
Wen i wanta feel untop,since i love attention, i use my pure poison by CK.
A healthy oral hygiene worths more than a box full of designer clothes.
Think about it brothers

Hey i really dont think u understand whats happening.if i guy does all that to you then its obvious u r just a thing for him to flex his typing fingers wit,a play thing!
Dont feel stalked cos he doesnt even value u enough to devote quality time n crack his brain.
Peace girl!

Its horrible what nigerian institutions organize as practicals!
Students waste hours (like i'm doing now) in the lab all in the name of practical,drawing rubbish.
In as much as they really want us to see some of these specimens,but their concept is all wrong.its a pity

I agree wit ya.it kills d trust ur partner has for u n if u reali value and respect the relationship n ur partner,u might want to say no the next time such comes ur way.

Wow!!!
Goal!!! -8mins
Goal!!! -11mins
Goal!!!!!
Is it a Playstation game?
Totally unbelieveable!
Another round of exciting 93mins!
I bet all arsenal fans r really regretting why they bought those tickets!
Empty seats everywhere for the so called 'die-hard-fans'
Even d coach had to wear a jacket to hide in shame,just a pity!

We all at one point or another go out on a date.
We, sometimes come home disappointed, wishing that we never went out!

As4me, if u r my date, try n be urself - cos i want2kn d real u not d constructed u!

What do u want in ur date?

Thanks alot George-D,i appreciate every.

Thank you all for all your advice!
My friend wrote the exam on tuesday 28,may,2009,after the exam,d lecturer told her to see him in his office that evening which she did not do.I just dont know wat it'l take to get rid of d man's interest in her.Its horrible.
I tell her to visit one good female lecturer i know but the problem is that she's fresh in the system!
I just hope things work out fine for her.
Pls NL help me pray for her too

Check this out!
Dressed cool,walkin down ma street coolin off wit d fresh breeze n a cold drink in hand.
D breeze was alil bit high so it pushed my shirt up,exposin my fly n d size of my 'family jewel'.
I girl i usually wave was comin in da opp direction n wen she came close she stopped me n said
"wit d size of ur dick showin from ur short,i imagine how it'l feel me when its standin@attention".
We hit a bar,had a couple of drinks n a few conversation n banged d night away!

To everyone out there taking their time to send a post of advice and a host of other tins on this topic, i say a hearty thanks you once again.
You are the best, always!

Congrats!
As for d cut off,i cant tell,will let u know when its out.
No direct entry for uniport.
Second choice doesnt really matter as long as u choose them in ur form.
For sciences,microbiology is not so hot,maths statistics and computer statistics,computer science,plant science and biotechnology,animal and environmental biology,physics are dept that are not so competitive.
Computer engineering doesnt exist in uniport.
All engr dept r competitive.I think civil engr will do.

Congrats!
As for d cut off,i cant tell,will let u know when its out.
No direct entry for uniport.
Second choice doesnt really matter as long as u choose them in ur form.
For sciences,microbiology is not so hot,maths statistics and computer statistics,computer science,plant science and biotechnology,animal and environmental biology,physics are dept that are not so competitive.
Computer engineering doesnt exist in uniport.
All engr dept r competitive.I think civil engr will do.

Congrats!
As for d cut off,i cant tell,will let u know when its out.
No direct entry for uniport.
Second choice doesnt really matter as long as u choose them in ur form.
For sciences,microbiology is not so hot,maths statistics and computer statistics,computer science,plant science and biotechnology,animal and environmental biology,physics are dept that are not so competitive.
Computer engineering doesnt exist in uniport.
All engr dept r competitive.I think civil engr will do.

Congrats!
As for d cut off,i cant tell,will let u know when its out.
No direct entry for uniport.
Second choice doesnt really matter as long as u choose them in ur form.
For sciences,microbiology is not so hot,maths statistics and computer statistics,computer science,plant science and biotechnology,animal and environmental biology,physics are dept that are not so competitive.
Computer engineering doesnt exist in uniport.
All engr dept r competitive.I think civil engr will do.

Ride on ppl,its obvious you can understand simple english! Well done!
Well only cursed ppl think others are cursed!
Ask your mama!
I love NL

Well gettin to know each other doesnt mean we are dating or will date (except you cant trust yourself around me)!
Thanks alot for letting me know on time,i appreciate.
All da best

Mashkov - thanks alot! You are the type of horrible fathers nigerian children hate so much.Cant you be sensitive for once!
If you cant be,why dont you just shut up if you have no advice to give?
So much for the money you have in ur pocket mr.Marsh mellow and you have time for NL!
Lizzy A or lazy A - dont you know it feels good to be the only young dude in the mist of old shabby ladies?
Its my time to play around and chat as much as i can cos wen i'm your age,i'll have my children and wife to chat with.
Fat Pig!

My gratitude goes out to all of you nairalanders for your posts,i appreciate.It only shows that you all care about your fellow nigerian.
You are the best!
Thanks a million

Maray - why are you working yourself out over nothing?
Its a free world,so stop crowding my space.
If my mates are out there making money and am parading my handsome self,what is it to you?
There is time for everything!
Do you know what your mates are doing?
Married with kids and helping them read as we speak!
Live and let others live!
Cheers!

Lovechoco - dont b silly, critics like you are only there to let us know when we are doing something worth doing.
Newbride - i'm not trippin cos i barely even know you,but we can know each other better if you decide to mail me or add me to ur messenger.Just check my profile.
Enurayce - i'm workin on that too.Twil take some time giving the fact that girls wont feel free to let go easily.
Djcrucifix - i like your honesty, u are a good guy.Way2go buddy!
Thanks for every thing everyone.
Keep em questions coming
Cheers!

Ujujoan - its not the same as been a hot girl because its normal for guys to go after girl which is ideal but girls goin after guys wen d guy is goin after someone else is absurd and really calls for attention.
Saintneo - critics are there just to let you know you are doin the right thing, but in your case, i'm wondering is this thing reali in up cos up students have good manners and as such the name unique uniport.You are only showing me that your mum didnt do alot of work on you in terms of manners and i strongly know that you should drop out of school and try gainin admission into a 'manners refining school'.
I heard the more mannerless you are the better your chances so show yourself while you can.
Cheers!

Its for real,i've done a little research on uniport guys by observing them.
Here are the 10 things that wen you see,then the homey is trippin but is tryin his best to hide it for some reasons best known to them:
1. He avoids you as much as possible when you are around.
2. He calls,flashes or texts at odd hours.
3. If you suspect him and ask him if he's trippin,he'll be so quick to answer.
4. He tries his best to please you whenever possible.
5. He tells his roommate so much about you and he can spot you even when he sees you for the first time.
6. He doesnt store your number because he knows it by heart.
7. He gets angry when you play carelessly with other guys.
8. He tells you he heard you have a boyfriend just to secure his ground.
9. He tells you he has been with as few girls as possible.
10. He tells you love doesnt exist.

If the guy you are suspecting does atleast 5 of the above mentioned,then he's trippin.
If its 3,then its still buildin,you can encourage him or discourage.
I'm open for questions

Maray,everyone doesnt tell lies like you do.You even lied about your location.
You really should think of better ways of using your brain than just fooling around in the name of been funny

Chyk91 u are pretty new in da school. I'm in A.E.B in my final year.
To other posters i only asked for advice

Surface - i have enough girls to go around for 1 full month without having to see one twice.I only asked for advice to help ward off some of your kind.
Spikedcylinder - wat i mean by stayin close to me is this - i dont relate wit every1 in my dept,so wen there's a need for me to talk to one of em 'stranger' girls,they take it for something else (believe me) and they end up tryin to make a rltnship out of it and start sendin silly texts.
Hollysmile - thanks for your advice but if thats wat you do,its a pity and you need a doctor.I am crazy about cleanliness of which good oral hygiene and regular bathing are of uttermost priority and i cant drop out of school cos its wat i like and tribal marks are not common in my locality.
Chyk91 - seems like you are pretty close for u to say 'our up',well u can come see for yourself.
Thanks everyone for all the contribution but i'm only asking for advice (reasonable advice).
A nice day to you all

Ok buddy, you can take a straight boat from ph to brass and spend 4hours on the water or
u take a car to yenegoa of bayelsa and go to membe waterside.Take a boat that wil take you to brass,you'l spend 45mins on water.
There's enough eating houses and you can also order from your hotel.
I stayed at Sinthedumo hotel and i love it.
As for places to hang out at night:
D-block: it has a pool board,suya joint,a bar and lots more.

Heimus park: has a bar wit a very nice water view and many more.
Agip bar
The beach
cultural displays
So much partying
The fact that you are a stranger just makes everyone want to come close and they are very accommodating.
There's just so much fun
Go see for yourself

Ok ladies its not so much trouble!
I'll get you the pictures soon, when i use a cybercafe, cos i use my phone

Uniport is a great school with every kind of students and lecturers.
Science faculty is an outstanding one in more ways than one.
Ask any question about this great faculty and i'll answer because I'm in situ.