₦airaland Forum

Dukeolumidemans:
Sorry my brother about ur late Mom. It's a lovely place. The story u hear outside is that the violence there is too much but ironically, it's very calm depending on the area u live.

Thanks bruh. Seems this platform is more nicer than facebook sef

Dukeolumidemans:
I left because it was too noisy, too hot, over populated, traffic infested and over hyped place. Besides Yorubas don't like us so the earlier I told myself the truth, the better for me.
I love living in the SE and SS, especially the SS. It's clean, less traffic and easier to move around without much stress...
I come in peace!!!

Aswer!! Too bad my late mother's family (from SS) Never liked her husband's people (my dad is from SE). So since when she died, my dad cut off all ties with them and since then, *sniffs, in tears* I've Never stepped foot in there til date. *Shakes head in tears* RIP Mum

[color=#000099][/color] well, no be my fault. My dad wanted me to go to my home town (in Anambra) and stay with my uncle, learn a trade under him, and better my life (after making lose a job that would pay me no less than 35-40K) As a 16yr old me naw, after quarrel upon quarrel i agreed.
Turns out my uncle's greed for money no favour me.. (IMAGINE UR GREEDY UNCLE SAY MAKE U GO OPEN HIS STORE FOR WHERE GUNMEN JUST BLASTER PEOPLE TO DEATH) join that with the fact that his wifey hates me like dAmn + High level of insecurity of the town (if no be town vs town, ego be unknown gunmen vs cultists vs police), dah one no give me reason to JAPA Commot for that place? Abi na until they start dey lauch grenade naim i go dey come back? ABEG FREE ME JOR!!!

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adelaja70:
Which government?

adelaja70:
Which government?

Lmao... Una government naw... Thank god U.A.R no dey do like dis lol...

do4luv14:
this Nin is supposed to be a continuous exercise, not threatening anyhow, cos both the FG and the Telcons stand to lose if we decide to revolt against it

Aswr... Especially those Telcos. Imagine we've got almost 90M+ active sim holders/users in the southern region only. Assuming only 30-35% have done the NIN sh!t.. Whats going to happen to the remaining sixtyfive percent? Them go geh mind block am? Then talk about the Northern region...

Mjpem23:
Me as a wise man in this Dubious Nigeria MTN and Airtel cannot dare to block my SIM
I owed them both 8,000 Naira.
Lol

Boss!! Take am!! Two hands up for boss man!!! Dem no reach to dy para 4 you na

Authoreety:
Government should do their worst!

Mad o. Rest jarey lmao

[i][/i] From princesses to goat... I wonder wetin dey go call us again...

Greystone:


Better to be fine and broke than to be broke and ugly

We wey no fine, no ugly, no bouyant and no broke kwanu?? Hope we dey safe?? (make anybody no come here attack me oh)

[color=#000099][/color] See as you come here and coman shake table.. My spaghetti don throway... Mtchew!! Sha i no follow for fine boys wey broke.. I no even follow for ugly rich boys. I dy zazoo for middle lmao...

idkwhatoname:
Hey, you should try online games like battlegrounds mobile, pubg, free fire, and more. If you want some help regarding these games like tips and tricks, tutorials then feel free to check out [url]youronlinebattlegrounds.com[/url]. They have tutorials, reviews, tips and tricks, and many other things. I really learned a lot from there.

Hmm. Nice suggestion. Thanks bro :-)

[color=#000099][/color] Na sense nhi...

espn:
Mr and Mrs. Smith went for a picnic.

Anything else??

speeder:
Hi genius Solve this
Answer this if u can.....
Sherlock Holmes was walking down
the streets in the
morning when he found many people
gathered. They were circling a women‘s dead body. He
examined the
body n found a purse in which was her
license. Her
name was Anne n he called up her
residence number. Her husband picked up the phone and
Sherlock said,
“Your wife is dead“.
“No way“, said the husband.
“Please come and confirm“, said
Sherlock. Husband said,“Ok“n hung up.
After 10 mins husband came n he saw
the body n
started crying. Sherlock looked at the
police officer n
said,“ARREST THE HUSBAND!!!!....HE IS THE
MURDERER!!“
WHY ??
If u r genius den answer

Commor dyere... How d baba take know where his wife die?? Coz holmes never gave him an address.

scilover:
im confused with the last question about the blind man haha

Me

scilover:
im confused with the last question about the blind man haha

Me

scilover:
im confused with the last question about the blind man haha

Me too. How did he get himself to the store alone, in the first place?

winsomehumbah:
Good one, got one out of five

You got the mr mary question no lie..

[quote author=tytylayor post=3824856][center]Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Don't screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one.

[color=#990000]Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are, ?


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[color=#006600] Madhd oo. Pure iq test be dis.

MaDaRa01:
Get a paid vpn.... Like tunnel bear and thunder vpn. They work wella with low ping

Oh... ThunderVPN would be nice. I hope it has Canadian/Brazilian/Thailand Server on it. Coz thats where the game im talking about goes hot asf. The other 2 servers arent fully stable.

HunterNix:
Redmi Note 9 Pro 6GB+128GB... Aside from the Redmi Note 10Series, i think this device is a perfect midranger (x-ept For the UI tho)

Also i need suggestions.. There's a game called HYPER FRONT. I had bn waiting for this game to launch... Finally launched in only CANADA, BRAZIL, THAILAND AND 2 OTHER COUNTRIES... I could use VPN to join, but i'm stuck on which VPN To use, as it ir my 1st time

MaDaRa01:
which phone are u using

Redmi Note 9 Pro 6GB+128GB... Aside from the Redmi Note 10Series, i think this device is a perfect midranger (x-ept For the UI tho)

MaDaRa01:
You even get to win some prize on the weekly tourney....

Hmm. Nice. FF is third on my list

MaDaRa01:
I'm not a fan of offline game, just time wasting... Play pubg, codm, freefire etc.

I'mma start with CyberHunter Mobile or Lite (which are both the same thing, just reduction in size further optmz), or Maybe Super Mecha Champs tho..

richeeyo:
Any battle royal offline is fake

Yeah yeah it isnt mp, just bots.. But as you lvl up, they become hard to tag...

richeeyo:
Any battle royal offline is fake

richeeyo:
Any battle royal offline is fake

Whadya mean fake?

Anyone here played any offline battle royale games?? I tried playing 2 these offline BR games; ScarFall and Desert Battleground. Nice features, but was really dissappointed with the graphics. Any game reccomendations?

Too expensive mehn... Why dont you go for Spectranet, or Smile?

[i][/i]Scam. Just scam, everywhere.