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Family / Re: Lost Mom On My Birthday. Brother By Val. Need To Talk To Folks Like Me by hurpeyeahme(f): 10:46pm On Feb 21, 2015
Accept my sympathy. It's painful we all knw but u will need to move on.
Life is like a journey,they have both gotten to their destinations. You need to be strong for ur dad n siblings.
God be with u all(amen)
Family / Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by hurpeyeahme(f): 10:05pm On Feb 21, 2015
Lol
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
Phones / Re: If You Are Opportuned To Buy A New Phone Today, What Will It Be? by hurpeyeahme(f): 1:05pm On Feb 16, 2015
undecided kiss


I don't wana know u...all I cares about is the fact u want a passport... kiss kiss[/quote]
Phones / Re: If You Are Opportuned To Buy A New Phone Today, What Will It Be? by hurpeyeahme(f): 12:28pm On Feb 09, 2015
It will be a BlackBerry passport.
Education / Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by hurpeyeahme(f): 9:10pm On Feb 08, 2015
Got various nickname for our teachers back then

Biz studies teacher in jss3 -miss jagajaga she comes into class n start writing rubbish for her mind she dey teach us cash book

Mr faa bra
mr dodo
Mr craw craw etc
Politics / Re: Jega Addresses Nigerians On AIT/ChannelsTV Live by hurpeyeahme(f): 11:29pm On Feb 07, 2015
Even If #febuhari is cancelled we still gonna #marchforbuhari.

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Family / Re: Husband Of Egopersonified by hurpeyeahme(f): 4:29pm On Jan 25, 2015
Accept my condolence. the Lord will strengthen n keep you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Female Admin Executive Needed by hurpeyeahme(f): 7:37pm On Jan 23, 2015
Hurpeyemmie@yahoo.com
Fashion / Re: Eyes That Pop! Check Out My Cute N Bright Makeup Look by hurpeyeahme(f): 2:27pm On Jan 15, 2015
Lovely!

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Religion / Re: RIP Prophet Fakeye - Cherubem & Seraphim Leader Dies At 79 by hurpeyeahme(f): 11:47am On Jan 12, 2015
RIP Gabriel Olubunmi Fakeye till we meet to part no more
Fashion / Re: New Unique Elegant Crochet Top by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:35am On Jan 01, 2015
How can I get this Mz tohun?
Celebrities / Re: Who's The Prettiest: Between Olamide And Wizzy's Girlfriend? by hurpeyeahme(f): 3:55pm On Dec 23, 2014
I will go for olamide's girlfriend.black is beautiful tongue
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by hurpeyeahme(f): 7:54pm On Dec 19, 2014
scorpiogal:

lol... yea d phone is kul.... jus d memory ish dts holding me from flying, I'm yet to get an SD card for it. so d phone is jus dia for now.
not gotten SD too,alrdy flying wit it with the 4GB dts comes with it.
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by hurpeyeahme(f): 9:49pm On Dec 18, 2014
[quote author=scorpiogal post=28897012]
Hey! gotten d Z3 and I got the pouch I wanted. the phone is cool but too big for my tiny hands. lol... thanks
4 d help on ur thread.[/quote.
tiny hands lol apart from that d phone is cute. Love everything about it.
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:22pm On Dec 01, 2014
bbfanboy01:
JUMIA ARE SCAMMERS..!!!. thumbs-UP KONGA..!!


JUMIA blackfriday deal= BlackBerry Passport 64k, Galaxy S5 41k., Z10 18k. 1 minutes later. "Sold out" . Lmao. Liars... , smh...

Konga, blackfriday deal= BlackBerry z3 27k. BlackBerry z10 28k. Polystar 32inch led. 27k. .

I actually got a z3 and d polystar plasma. Offer confirmed and verified. Now waiting for delivery. Finger crossed.
also got ∂ z3 on konga.waiting for delivery
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Of December, Nairalanders by hurpeyeahme(f): 10:42am On Dec 01, 2014
Happy new month Ɣ'all+its my birth month tongue
Phones / Re: Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone6 Which Costs About N458,000 ($3,000): by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:39pm On Nov 28, 2014
450 wat......the last I check its 225k in any of the mtn walk in centers.

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Phones / Re: Between BB Z3 And Z10 by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
Am also caught in this,which is better q5 z3 n z10.I honestly don't lyk the z10.help me wanna get value for my money
Fashion / Re: Ladies, Can You Rock This Kehinde Bankole's Hairstyle? by hurpeyeahme(f): 8:56pm On Oct 11, 2014
I really dnt like threaded hair styles but kehinde bankole's style n look mke me change my mind.she rocks
Romance / Re: Where Would You Like To Spend Your Honeymoon After Wedding? by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:06pm On Oct 11, 2014
Tolexander:
Bahamas is a place i will like to spend my honeymoon.

Do you mind getting the honeymoon fixed together by you and i in Bahamas since it is our preference? grin
cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Where Would You Like To Spend Your Honeymoon After Wedding? by hurpeyeahme(f): 7:21am On Oct 11, 2014
Bahamas so hlp me God.
Romance / Re: Is This What Girls In White Garments Now Use To Trap Men? (PICTURES) by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:58am On Oct 11, 2014
Hmmmm Op let her be n pls don't generalise on ∂ white garment churches.I rep C&S proudly seraph
Car Talk / Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by hurpeyeahme(f): 7:11pm On Oct 07, 2014
baaliyah:
It took my wife few minutes to deface my Golf, The best place to learn driving is driving school.
Why waste your time, energy, fuel and your car could be dented because of 10k. Let professionals teach them and have rest of mind.
At a point, I got angry and asked how she made that grade at the Uni.
[b][/b]whao!!!Ʊ a car made Ʊ question her grade in school? Lol
Family / Re: Share Your Bully Stories Here by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2014
Adeoba10: I rememba one day like dis wey I dey follow one Ghanian boy play ball, sometyn happened sha, na so dis guy gimme blow for ear, gbau!!! na so my ear dey hot, water dey drop for my eye like tap water, my mate for dat matter, me jux bite d guy, as I dey bite am, na so e gimme anoda one for ear again, come see how I hold my ear pick race go my house, for gud 2months I no reach dat field again...
Imao
Family / Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Boyfriend, Spouse, Husband Or Girlfriend? by hurpeyeahme(f): 9:18am On Sep 27, 2014
Wah happen to saying 'am sorry' afta contaminating ∂ air,or beta still excusing urslf afta ∂ act.if Ʊ ve a gurlfrnd/boyfrnd/fiance/fiancee/spouse n he/she hasn't farted infront of Ʊ, Ʊ berra leave him/her asap.if dey cud hide a thing lyk dis don't be suprised. @ oda fins dey hides frm Ʊ.

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Family / Re: Is It Advisable For Couples To Watch Sex Videos To Improve Their Sex Lives? by hurpeyeahme(f): 11:29pm On Sep 26, 2014
Tallesty1: It is very wrong. Its looks good before men but it's a no no. It has effects too, forinstance It gives you an expectation that your husband cannot meet(Remember there would be no disappointment without expectation).

He will not last for an hour. Those guys you see in porn are working, they get paid for having sex so they are supposed to demonstrate a certain kind of performance that is not possible for an ordinary chap.

He will not rise to the occasion, every time you want him to. He will not have the energy to take try out some positions that would require one to have enrolled for Aerobics in the Olympicscheesycheesycheesy.

He may not even be able to drive you to orgasm like they do in porn.(Disappointment)

On the other hand as a man, your wife may not have that kind of libido displayed in those movies.

At times she will come home tired and not interested in sex, at times she will be having her menses, at times she will have devoted her time to prayer or she may actually not be in the mood. She may not have the flexibility to make some of the moves you see in the videos, especially after she gives you a baby or two. So forget the fantasy in porn and come back to the real world and talk it out with her. Forget Porn!



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Hell No!!inorder nt to get disappointed dt is Ɣ dey both agreed to watching,for dem improve their sexlife

Ofcourse,we all knw ∂t pornstars r working to get paid. The couples might probably not be able to turn 360degree in bed buh I can bet dey would be able to turn 180 after watching=Dcheesy. sex positions 69,cowgirl etc was made knwn cos @1point or nt we came across porn directly or indirectly,if nt evry 1 should ve bin ok wiv our fore fathers missionary positn.couples can decide to watch porn so as to knw ∂ various latest style winknt rilly abt orgasm,libido n ∂ rest. Sorry 4 nt spacing typing via heavy eyes
Family / Re: Is It Advisable For Couples To Watch Sex Videos To Improve Their Sex Lives? by hurpeyeahme(f): 9:38pm On Sep 26, 2014
Tallesty1: It is very wrong
Ɣ,cos a pastor said it?when it comes to marriage,dre r somethings we don't need to shy away from.
Family / Re: Is It Advisable For Couples To Watch Sex Videos To Improve Their Sex Lives? by hurpeyeahme(f): 9:09pm On Sep 26, 2014
In as much as ∂ couple agrees to watch it to improve their sex life,its no biggie.'there's an agreement'. SEX in MARRIAGE is KEY pls,instead of either of them going out to learn,they can watch,learn n explore each others bodies.
Family / Re: Tiwa Savage’s Husband Beats Her; Marriage In Serious Trouble by hurpeyeahme(f): 8:29pm On Sep 26, 2014
Tallesty1: Ecclesiasticus 9


Verse 4


Use not much the company of a woman that is a singer...............



gringrin
Rotfl dis ur bible quote is something else its TNRV ryt?@Op I refuse to believe dis article smileylemme phone a frnd grin

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Be My Babymama by hurpeyeahme(f): 10:15pm On Sep 23, 2014
lynpetra: Dude you cant afford a small wedding and you are in america?Nna you better carry ur load join me for Kubwa junction dey peel oranges.
Rotfl @Op it doesn't ve to be a big wedding,a registry is ok
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies Post Your Natural Pictures Here by hurpeyeahme(f): 6:44pm On Sep 23, 2014
Tallesty1: You like watching horror movies
Oga tallesty1 which 1 kum be dis nau undecided

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