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Romance / Re: My Type Of MAN By Aipete2 by HurricaneMIMZY: 9:39am On Apr 26, 2016
Maxi112:
get a "clay" young lady





is that u on ur dp? that's an eyesore

Sir, Aipete2 just stated what she wanted without insulting men in general or anyone as an individual so why the hate towards her?


We all have a fantasized idea of what our better halves should be. I'm sure you'd wish for the curviest of Nicki Minaj and the face of Alicia Keys all in one woman even though not every woman is like that.

She's allowed to wish. Hopefully her heart desires would be met just as I pray God grants your good wishes.


Good morning, sir.

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 9:25am On Apr 26, 2016
mimzy:


I sincerely hope that this hasn't become "feshelu"
You have two options..
1. Add hot water in lil bits, stir and turn very well
OR discard this one then...
2. put another water on fire, bring it to boil, make sure the garri is very close by, once d water boils, pour it into d bowl , add d garri in a circular motion, stir very well, and turn don't add too much garri at once.
If you are not satisfied with the consistency, keep adding garri in bits until u achieve your desired result

Hope this helps



[b] This is what Nairaland is about - promoting Nigerian and African values.
In less than 10 minutes of Vanquay asking for the recipe of an African dish, Mimzy comes to the rescue.

u

Mimzy has continued in the ways of old. She's a good cook like every female who took heed to the tutelage of her African female predecessors.


Thank you, MIMZY, for proving there are still cultured females out there who can still play chef and boss it in the office. Nairaland is proud of you.

One more reason you deserve to be Miss Nairaland. Who doesn't like a female who knows her way around a kitchen?


If you value females who can cook well and who've mastered the various the recipes of African dishes as well, then a vote for MIMZY is a vote for such women.




Vote Mimzy as Miss Nairaland 2016!


#TeamMimzy #TeamCulturedFemales #Teambeauty #TeamBrainy.
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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 9:10am On Apr 26, 2016
mimzy:


I sincerely hope that this hasn't become "feshelu"
You have two options..
1. Add hot water in lil bits, stir and turn very well
OR discard this one then...
2. put another water on fire, bring it to boil, make sure the garri is very close by, once d water boils, pour it into d bowl , add d garri in a circular motion, stir very well, and turn don't add too much garri at once.
If you are not satisfied with the consistency, keep adding garri in bits until u achieve your desired result

Hope this helps



[b] This is what Nairaland is about - promoting Nigerian and African values.
In less than 10 minutes of Vanquay asking for the recipe of an African dish, Mimzy comes to the rescue.



Mimzy has continued in the ways of old. She's a good cook like every female who took heed to the tutelage of her African female predecessors.


Thank you, MIMZY, for proving there are still cultured females out there who can still play chef and boss it in the office. Nairaland is proud of you.

One more reason you deserve to be Miss Nairaland. Who doesn't like a female who knows her way around a kitchen?


If you value females who can cook well and who've mastered the various the recipes of African dishes as well, then a vote for MIMZY is a vote for such women.




Vote Mimzy as Miss Nairaland 2016!


#TeamMimzy #TeamCulturedFemales #Teambeauty #TeamBrainy.
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Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Who Had Sex With 2 Different Men In 24 Hours Share Their Stories by HurricaneMIMZY: 8:28am On Apr 26, 2016
Michellla:
never knew nigerian girls are this open about their sexuality

Social media makes hitherto shy people bold. Except for the women in the red light district, I don't think most would even admit such off the internet.


By the way, missy, check my profile. smiley

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Who Had Sex With 2 Different Men In 24 Hours Share Their Stories by HurricaneMIMZY: 8:25am On Apr 26, 2016
vizkiz:
These hoes, they for everybody
Just take your turn and pass them around to the next nigga undecided


...Not until your meet that special girl who makes you heart pacy. The one whose eyes you want your daughters to have. The one you want to hold through the night on a rainy September night.


There are special girls out there...wait till you meet them. I have met them.



Special females like Mimzy.




VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by HurricaneMIMZY: 8:06am On Apr 26, 2016
AdeLaNa1:
Giroud: 0 goals in 13 games.

Suarez: 8 goals in 2 games.

Wenger: "£40,000,001?"



All hail Le Prof. Wenger knows best!!

This is evil, sir. cheesy


Suarez always had the 'IT factor'. I guess Wenger was just scared of his attitudinal problems.

Even Barça fans were skeptical at first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:43pm On Apr 24, 2016
kokaneprodigy:
I'd rather watch us lose than see Giroud score, wtf is that guy still doing on the pitch. I'm really angry..fck Wenger fck Kroenke

Imagine what would have become of Arsenal's fortunes if they'd purchased Suarez.

Imagine Suarez latching on Özil's crosses...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:25pm On Apr 24, 2016
chrisley024:
Another splash? How much more do we need to spend?. What we need is to chase away that clueless coach with his notepad.
Maybe he'd leave. Maybe he wouldn't.

I am more excited by refreshingly new, young talents like Rashford and Martial. They bring a whole new angle to attacks, which I think should be bolstered.


Personally, I think LVG should leave but United needs a replacement who'd be patient enough with these young talents - the future of the team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:08pm On Apr 24, 2016
Call me superstitious if you like but I think Suarez is a wizard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:05pm On Apr 24, 2016
dmcdad:

No sensible human would argue otherwise.

Its as clear as crystal. Hazard should be looking forward to next season. This season for him is a complete failure.

I wish him all the best though. A player of his calibre shouldn't be in such situation.

He's obviously the fulcrum of the team. Hopefully his renaissance would be directly proportional to the team's fortunes next season.



It's always beautiful to see a creative player do his magic with the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:01pm On Apr 24, 2016
elampiro:
Sunderland 0 Arsenal 0
Full time


We just have to keep winning.... and hope there is a winner between City and Arsenal.

It's difficult to choose between Man. City and Man. United.

Man. City have proven themselves as worthy competition and with Guardiola's envisaged takeover, they'd be stronger.

United are being to gel as a team, albeit late but with the expected summer splash, they'd be better.
Politics / Re: Gtbank Documents Show How Saraki Transferred $3 Million To U.S. by HurricaneMIMZY: 4:13pm On Apr 24, 2016
modath:



You think the ICJI cares who's PDP or APC?
In THEORY, they don't.

I believe the scandal goes way deeper and for some odd reason, the media hasn't dissected whole data and make the public privy to the findings.

I doubt any politician in Africa who's been within the corridors of power at some point isn't guilty of tax fraud/evasion. It's endemic in Nigeria especially. So entrenched in our system that we don't take it as seriously as we should.


Maybe some prominent politician who are guilty of it need to be incarcerated to make a firm statement.

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Romance / Re: Fourteen(14) Things About Ladies That Guys Do Not And Will Never Understand. by HurricaneMIMZY: 3:53pm On Apr 24, 2016
So true! Ladies huddle up in threes, fours and fives in a room for hours on end. All we hear are occasional giggles, laughter and the likes.

About the uncomfortable clothings and accessories : You go to a public function where everyone has to stand for some odd reason, you can see ladies in heels obviously uncomfortable but they wouldn't kick off those heels. It's part if their classy assemble.


Well as long as the keep looking like the next Miss Nairaland, Mimzy, then I guess it's alright .
Politics / Re: Gtbank Documents Show How Saraki Transferred $3 Million To U.S. by HurricaneMIMZY: 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2016
modath:





Shebi GTB say dem vault don catch faya? & a world class financial institution does not have any digital back up bah? Issokay!

Panama Papers full expose is in May, all will be revealed!!




For obvious reasons, the full details of the Panama Papers scandal wouldn't be revealed and the culprits subsequently prosecuted 'cause the ripple would be felt across political divides.



Saraki might just go unscathed...except his reputation, that is.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by HurricaneMIMZY: 3:44pm On Apr 20, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol, go get yourself treated, you just shot yourself in the leg, buh you obviously didn't notice that..tongue

No, ma'am, on the contrary, you keep shooting yourselves in the foot. Instead of devising innovatives ways to campaign for your candidate, you all flock on Mimzy's threads solely to derail them.

A perusal of Mimzy's last four threads is testimony to that. You all turn up in sevens and tens to provoke her and her team so you can blackmail them. #TeamMimzy are focused on campaigning for MIMZY, our candidate. We do not provoke the other contestants, stalk them or derail their threads like you all are doing to Mimzy.

Have a pleasant day.

Don't forget : VoteForMimzy. Join the team.

A Monalisa should frolick with an exquisite beauty like MIMZY. smiley

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Romance / Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by HurricaneMIMZY: 2:13pm On Apr 20, 2016
KingRex1:
Hurricanemimzy... Chop knuckle. You're observant.


BtW Mimzy keep bribin us with ur alluring thread.. Jus konitnue

You're welcome, sir. Join the train!


youngdanee:
what do expect from a team like this



peeps... always looking for whom to bash at any slightest opportunity..

Daniel, it is obvious you are impressed by Mimzy's threads. Her intelligence is rare. I needn't mention her beauty too, need I?


Port to the train already! Nairaland is experiencing #HurricaneMimzy2016.


we r watching with cool interest [/quote]

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Romance / Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by HurricaneMIMZY: 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2016
JigsawKillah:


You were making sense until you mentioned telemundo and zeeworld. Does it add anything to their lives? And if a guy decides to sideline his chick for soccer, the reason is quite obvious; she's maybe a nagger, or a dirty girl, or she disgusts him and he sees football as a way out.



If a chick asks me those type of questions, I'll simply ignore and tell her to just support the guys donning the blue and blue jerseys grin



They should either like it or they should stop watching TV at all and should stop hating us when we prioritize football over spending time with them.

First off, sir, have you ever been in a relationship? Your selfish disposition amazes me and, I believe, everyone else. Everything you wrote is about satisfying and gratifying you and you alone. No thoughts for what the girl feels.

Here's Mimzy, a female, explaining these sort of situations from a female's perspective but you wave it aside? That's somewhat chauvinistic, sir. A woman's opinion matters. The relationship is between partners and not slave and masters.

If you continue like this, how do you expect women to enjoy football like we men do?














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Romance / Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by HurricaneMIMZY: 1:50pm On Apr 20, 2016
Monalisa185:
I'm coming too, gimme 1 hour

meanwhile, please check my signature
skarlett:
that's true

anyways kindly check my signature, thanks kiss

If it takes you girls one hour to articulate a comment to appraise this short yet brilliantly written article by Mimzy, I suppose it tells a lot about your intelligence quotients.

Come on, girls, emulate Mimzy. Be smart. Prove Romance Section females are smart too. Join Mimzy is championing the cause for members of your gender.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by HurricaneMIMZY: 1:44pm On Apr 20, 2016
Urlando:


Space booker. Its not like you have anything reasonable to say.
No, he doesn't. They flock around Mimzy like bugs to a light source 'cause Mimzy's intelligence has a unique allure rivalled only by her beauty. Please don't blame them for being attracted to her.


About the thread : Succinctly put. Mimzy articulately addresses a topical relationship issue.

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 11:17pm On Apr 19, 2016
Braintouch:

Thanks. They banned me for replying that abomination of nature. Please, you guys shouldn't engage anybody in e-brawls for now. Whether they like it or not Mimzy will win the contest. They don't know what they're up against yet.

That's the spirit!

Mimzy's the top trending female on Nairaland right now which isn't a one-off coincidence.
Everyone can't be wrong - they want MIMZY.


We want Mimzy .



NAIRALAND wants Mimzy.



#HurricaneMimzy2016!

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 7:04pm On Apr 19, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Damn! bruh,u wan end demcareer?

Dem don chop dust,dem white,na Peau Claire?

campaign teams disbanding..pfff.. Mutineers.

Leaving their fans hanging like chandeliers

We'll take home their collective heads-Souvenirs.

where that failed campaign manager I caught peeping?mtcheeeeeeewww:voyeúr

Bt we still dey use dem scrub gound-house chore.

See as we just dey pocket all of them,we be bandolier?

Mimzy says 'pim',all of them dey disappear.
Aha! They weren't ready for this.


Mimzy's making all the faces go white - calamine/
'Cause all the shine's on her - vaseline/
She's got the boys trooping to her in 14s - Valentine
But don't sweat it, she's reaching for the stars - Celestine /

Classy Chica super-smart - something like Einstein /
We know she makes you drool during your bedtime /
The other girls are too sly - serpentine /
Vote for Mimzy, she's refined - turpentine /



Get with the program! #HurricaneMimzy_ #TeamMimzy

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 2:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
Yo!

The others are like, "
Kilode!
/
MIMZY's running this space -
Iyalode
/
She's burying campaigns - you can write anOde/
Calling the shots and they all obey!/

Dudes are screaming, "MIMZY, you've got the allure/
She makes the other girls bore/
The frenzy for her's turning to a gore/
She fits The Bill like AL GORE /



#HurricaneMimzy's_ sweeping across!

#TeamMimzy on rampage !

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2016
ipledge10:
We talk of knowledge [size=20pt]LANICKY[/size]


We talk of beauty [size=20pt]LANICKY[/size]


Humility [size=20pt]LANICKY[/size]

I can campaign with main moniker urge you to campaign with your main moniker...till then share the gala share the coke


Yo!

Her name's MIMZY/
No other comes close, excuse me/
Damn! These WHOOPIE GOLDBERGS are trying to match up to MIMZY HALLE BERRY/
It's like walkie-talkies to a BLACKBERRY!cheesy


These aren't rap bars/
'cause Mimzy's here to leave scars even on self-acclaimed vicars/
The other chics are decoys/
'cause she's real with the magic like a siren from Oz/

Her curves are so real, no fake butts like LANIKKI/
You bet she's sleeky/
Sassy Nubian queen/
Chica smoking hot like that Cuban thing!/

Don-Benedictus, you're aiming for DEMI'GOLD?/
Dude, MIMZY PLATINUM just knocked you out cold/
Everything they've got, she's got it in folds/
Arise ,MIMZY! Let your glory unfold!


#HurricaneMIMZY

#TeamMimzy


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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 10:00pm On Apr 17, 2016
ipledge10:
I am very sorry that i am going to do this...but i will do it for the sanity of this thread.this is a nomination thread,not a campaign thread...wait for campaign thread
If you wanna tow this part,this is my area of specialization

Cc lalasticala
Farano
Rockstation
Dominique

One of you should please pull down this post or i flood here with campaign banners and pictures...thanks in advance

#lanicky




Lalasticlala, Farano, Rocktation, Dominique, in line with stipulated competition rules, we, #TeamMimzy, have been soliciting for voters like every other contestant which include #TeamLanicky which Ipledge10 belongs to and has been campaigning for.

While we have avoided animosity, #TeamLanicky havebeen instigating it. You can local search "Team Lanicky" to corroborate our claims.



No rule on this thread bars campaigning and nominations simultaneously.


We insist you ban Ipledge10 whose comments thus far, while campaigning for Team Lanicky, have been inciting, targeted and divisive.
They (TEAM LANICKY AND IPLEGDE10)are simply intimidated at how organized our campaign strategy and intend to exploit their alleged friendship with moderators to blackmail.



Looking forward to justice being done.

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Family / Re: What Do Today's Men Want From Their Women? by HurricaneMIMZY: 9:47pm On Apr 17, 2016
lanicky:


My baby is a mature guy...

Yeah I never reach to get belle..me self no want belle at the moment *Daddy donbenedict* grin

Madam, you don't want me mentioning the moderators, do you? You have been deliberately derailing this thread needlessly without even addressing the topic.

What are your intentions? You are a woman too and you should help champion the cause and not derail it.

A pleasant evening to you. smiley

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 9:00pm On Apr 17, 2016
kinglekan:



And you think the opinion of whoever smello is counts? Now that's hilarious. grin grin grin


You're dissing Smellymouth 'cause he's on #TeamMimzy?cheesy



Hello! /
Seems you're hating on ALAGA SMELLO/
Don't be scared, I'm not about to adorn you with thorns like a HALO/
I mean, why bother a timid feline with a plate of Jel-O?


I might spit bars until I notice your aloof facade crack/
but why bother when the cardiac within you is dark?/
Why call yourself a King, Lekan? /
You're RULED by emotions every second!

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by HurricaneMIMZY: 8:23pm On Apr 17, 2016
Knightngale:
nice one

Mi.mzy killin it
Mimzy's on some some royal ish/

The others are chewing on beef -KILISHI/

She's like, "It's God's doing. KELECHI"/

Join the team Bisola, Aminu and you, NKECHI.



#HurricaneMimzy_!

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