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Celebrities / Re: Sylvia Nduka In Husband Snatching Scandal by HurricaneMIMZY: 7:45pm On May 06, 2016

Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay blasts Tiwa Savage subtly for ignoring questions about her. by HurricaneMIMZY: 1:15am On May 06, 2016
ireneony:
tiwa undecided adele of nigeria grin kikikikikikiki .... grin grin

You don't understand the analogy.


Adele has a beautiful voice and her rendition is pitch-perfect and soulful but she's BORING TO WATCH. You could LISTEN to her for hours but her stage performances aren't exactly visually-stimulating. Same applies to Tiwa Savage.



VOTE _MIMZY AS MISS NAIRALAND 2016.

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Celebrities / Re: 101 Year Old Woman Gives Birth…see How It Happened (photo) by HurricaneMIMZY: 12:50am On May 06, 2016
mikron:
read the report i posted above again. the answer dey there my brother




I sure did. Obviously, she's a little more than an experiment to the limits of nature. The ovary was transferred but she carried the foetus to term - she was PREGNANT. Risky considering her age and everything that comes with it.



VOTE _MIMZY AS MISS NAIRALAND 2016.
Celebrities / Re: 101 Year Old Woman Gives Birth…see How It Happened (photo) by HurricaneMIMZY: 12:37am On May 06, 2016

Who on God's green earth impregnated a 101-year-old woman? How could she bear the pain of pregnancy along with geriatric diseases?

She must be from Krypton 'cause she's a SUPERWOMAN .

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay blasts Tiwa Savage subtly for ignoring questions about her. by HurricaneMIMZY: 12:26am On May 06, 2016
marshalcarter:
Abeg...ma opera mini no dey download again..iffa wan download...e go write downloading failed...any help pls sad

Try opera 10 or try downloading via an IP address masking website.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay blasts Tiwa Savage subtly for ignoring questions about her. by HurricaneMIMZY: 12:22am On May 06, 2016
Daminaj1:
Shine together ladies!

Quick Question: Who is the bigger star?

Share for [size=14pt]Tiwa Savage[/size]
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for [size=14pt]Seyi Shay[/size]

Let us end this battle once and for all.

Seyi Shay is awesome. She oozes sexiness without forcing it or being trashy. Have you seen "Murda" video featuring Patoranking? She was the carpenter - she nailed it.


Tiwa Savage is just Tiwa Savage- she's an awesome singer with a voice which sounds like water dripping from a fountain onto a sunburnt man's back - soothing and cooling. The thing is, she can't dance. She's boring to watch.


Tiwa Savage is the Adele of Nigeria while Seyi Shay is our Beyonce.

I want both of them . Rice and beans taste
better together.wink





Vote _Mimzy as Miss Nairaland 2016.

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Romance / Re: Handsome Fola Mudasiru Looking For A Girlfriend (photos) by HurricaneMIMZY: 11:55pm On May 05, 2016

He's sure got a healthy sense of humour and women would ALWAYS fall for that.



unapapadeycraze:
If this thread nor reach front page, it means lanicky and mimzy will not reach finalcheesy.
Huh?

Welcome to Mimzy Airways. You're aboard frontpage flight 001. Fasten your seatbelt.

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:44pm On May 03, 2016
IdisuleOurOwn:
But where is keneking self shocked. Have you heard of mimzy?


Preach Mimzy, sir!


IdisuleOurOwn, MimzyOurOwn, MissNairaland2016OurOwn.

Thank you very much for your efforts, sir.


#TrendMimzy #TrendBeauty #TrendBrains #TrendClass


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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:35pm On May 03, 2016
postmann:








Rolling on the 3rd verse; Mimzy on a rampage
Trending on all hashtags; Sparing on no hostage
We only just began and Mimzy running the town
It's called taking over, now bounce to the sound
This is game over, better get used to it
Cos beauty speaks louder than hate
Even Sanusi bow in prostrate
We changing the game, we got the best candidate.



VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016




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Boom!




It's the Mimzy-Hurricane sweeping across!





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Romance / Re: Finally!president Buhari Settles Teebillz And Tiwa Fight(pics). by HurricaneMIMZY: 5:30pm On May 02, 2016
SeverusSnape:


Nah, It's okay. I've spoken with someone via mail, Though I've gotten different proposals on who to support, I go for Mim_zy. I'll try in my own little way. smiley


Thank you, sir!

#TeamMimzy
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 8:04pm On Apr 30, 2016
Limerick:
[b]er Name's MIMZY!!

Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo
Mimzy is a fine girl, iya Iya ooo




Pls y'all just take me for a dutiful singer/ true to this leader/ miss mimzy
....the beautiful diva/
With that face of an angel; you look through and Linger...
and get lost in your thoughts.... Like a bush full of rivers!!/
She like a youthful magician/
Every dude wish to meet her/ ..... Even I never dated her..
See? Now I bite my fingers
With a tooth of a beaver/
Rhymes falling off... My goons are like "Mumu, na this gal?
Dey make your head scatter... Like a juju cathedral?"/
But f*#k that sh!t and look at what I'm saying/ This is mandatory..
If i was Wayne, I would call her my baby/
If I was Jah! I would call her salvation/ If I was spiderman.. I would call her " amazing"/
Wait! Wahht the hell I'm I doing? I should be campaigning/ Not going round beating about the bush like barbarians...
OR taking more tours (thors) than the Dark ages/




Like I said

Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo
Mimzy is a fine girl, iya iya oooo/
Vote her miss NL, let your fingers finna go/ up up in the air..
Like a realer nigga's code/

My goons come my house, like "guy, wey the. Matter na?/ how paro dey go? Wey the Rabba na?/
I'm like; " chill guys, una be fire star?/
Rabba dey come, first vote mimzy miss Nairaland"/
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.....and I said this with a straight face/ vote mimzy now, for great change/
If you don't think her worthy;
At least consider these rhymes... I been working on them now.... since 8 days/
See the way I'm on everybody's neck. . . . like fake chains/
Make sure u vote her... Yeah! keep voting... Don't ever stop like your brakes failed/



Lastly, before I leave this scene/ I would try to repeat this sh!t/
What you need to do is say; I VOTE MIMZY . . . . . . . .See?
easy sh!t/
Now y'all go to some thread and vote...
I'm sure by now y'all already have your PVCs/!!!! ;q)[

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 1:03pm On Apr 30, 2016
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All eyes on Mimzy.Too bad the others don't look this fly/
They're wrinkled - something like tye and dyecheesy/
It's making grown folks cry, "TeamMimzy's too versatile!"/
And everyone sighs, "Mimzy's celebrated than Valentine"/
Like, "She's sweeping like hurricane and her rep' is high"/
They purr in their sleep at the illusional sounds of Mimzy saying, "Hi"/
When she sees them spew hate, "Bye"/
It's Queen Mimzy's domain so the LAWS are BYE /
Act civil, boys. Adorn a tie/
It's beauty WAR so she slays - PRETTY SUMARAI!

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#VoteNotFight #VoteOriginality
#VoteCreativity
#VoteBeauty
#VoteBrains
#VoteClass
#VoteMissAsMissNairaland2016



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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 12:24pm On Apr 30, 2016
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 11:47am On Apr 30, 2016

Mimzy: Intimidating the oppositing teams with her alluring beauty and class.cheesy

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Now, whoelse comes close? No-one? Yes! wink

#TeamElegance #TeamBeauty #TeamBrainy #TeamOriginality

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 11:46am On Apr 30, 2016
Mimzy: Intimidating the opposition teams with her alluring beauty and class.cheesy
Now, whoelse comes ?
#TeamElegance #TeamBeauty #TeamBrainy #TeamOriginality

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 11:39am On Apr 30, 2016
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 11:36am On Apr 30, 2016
So, they say "black is beautiful",
Some say it's silly and pitiful.
"Like can how can everyone with a certain colour be beautiful? ".
They may be right or wrong but they agree Mimzy looks incredible!



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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 10:03am On Apr 30, 2016

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper For Older Women To Marry Younger Men? by HurricaneMIMZY: 7:54pm On Apr 29, 2016
Tapout:




would u advice ur son to marry someone older than him?
Nse Ikpe-Etim is in her early forties yet she looks younger and trimmer than Toyin Aimakhu who's about thirty.

People age differently due to several factors.

With other requisites like love, compatibility, good manners and the likes present, I'd have
no qualms about settling for an older woman.

You might want to raise the issue of complications during childbirth but medicine has advanced enough to take care of that.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 4:22pm On Apr 29, 2016
MUVA:


DAMN!!!!! This SH!T is DOPE!



WTF man?? Why aren't you in that rap tourney??




Where's the rap tourney? /

We'd come blazing and gunning/

Whoelse can match the freestyle lyrics TeamMimzy's churning?/

At this POINT, it's a live-broadcast that the game is TURNING/


It isn't THANKSGIVING DAY yet we grilling 'em like TURKEYS /

They're using RETRO-styles - DADDY SHOWKEY/

Mimzy's moves so recent -SHOKI/
.

TeamMimzy's playing THOR, the others are LOCKI!/




That's how we do it, brother.



#TeamOriginality #TeamCreativity
#TeamMimzy
#VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 4:21pm On Apr 29, 2016
MUVA:


DAMN!!!!! This SH!T is DOPE!



WTF man?? Why aren't you in that rap tourney??




Where's the rap tourney? /

We'd come blazing and gunning/

Whoelse can match the freestyle lyrics TeamMimzy's churning?/

At this POINT, it's a live-broadcast that the game is TURNING/

It isn't THANKSGIVING DAY yet we grilling 'em like TURKEYS /

They're using styles - DADDY SHOWKEY/

Mimzy's moves so recent -SHOKI/

TeamMimzy's playing THOR, the others are LOCKI!/





That's how we do it, brother.



#TeamOriginality #TeamCreativity
#TeamMimzy
#VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 3:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
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BEAUTY class is in session with Professor Mimzy/
Like OOU, they'd rename the game after her - something like ONABISI/
It's the team for all - come on Aisha, Uche and, you, Olabisi/
Hey, IGBOKWE, Mimzy's legacy would live on -jesu CHRISTIE. cool
They're staggering under the weight of their hate - are these fellows tipsy? /


The others are -photoshopping, photo-cropping, realignments of figures yet Mimzy's toppingcheesy/
-They're like, "How do we rain on Mimzy's parade?Damn! The match for her isn't stopping!"/
So they photocopy, mass-hopping, stereotyping her team's style yet they aren't topping /
Yes! Mimzy's blazing the trail - no stopping /
I bet you want to join her team - pop in! cheesy
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3655178_56388_jpegbef87db987c0da28eb9eade9e5a10678




It's the freestyle team, ladies and gentlemen.

TeamMimzy - campaign team numero uno.

#VoteNotFight #VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016



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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 10:39am On Apr 29, 2016
Knightngale:
exactly. Choruses for mimzy started with smelly mouth, and they followed, same with rap by huricanemimzy, now everyone raps grin


But it's all good.

Mimzy setting the pace, others follow follow

[size=28pt]Vote Originality, Vote Creativity Vote Mimzy!![/size]



They follow follow /
TeamMimzy's style is what they borrow borrow/
We up like the NORTH side - bring the gworo gworo/
Mimzy brings joy to this hood - she's ending the sorrows.




#VoteMimzy2016!

#TeamOriginality

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 10:24am On Apr 29, 2016
Mediapace:
You aren't the one girl,we started at Music section wink

The pace you are even setting am the owner,Am mediapace cheesy

TeamMimzy started the rap campaign nearly two weeks ago.
www.nairaland.com/3048628/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-nomination/183#44791757

Before then, we reveled in famous choruses to praise Mimzy. Now everyone is towing the line.

You're welcome, bro.

TeamMimzy : setting the pace while others tag along.

Come one, come all. smiley


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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 9:05am On Apr 29, 2016
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BEAUTY class is in session with Professor Mimzy/
Like OOU, they'd rename the game after her - something like ONABISI/
It's the team for all - come on Aisha, Uche and, you, Olabisi/
Hey, IGBOKWE, Mimzy's legacy would live on -jesu CHRISTIE. cool
They're staggering under the weight of their hate - are these fellows tipsy? /


The others are -photoshopping, photo-cropping, realignments of figures yet Mimzy's toppingcheesy/
-They're like, "How do we rain on Mimzy's parade?Damn! The match for her isn't stopping!"/
So they photocopy, mass-hopping, stereotyping her team's style yet they aren't topping /
Yes! Mimzy's blazing the trail - no stopping /
I bet you want to join her team - pop in! cheesy
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3655178_56388_jpegbef87db987c0da28eb9eade9e5a10678




It's the freestyle team, ladies and gentlemen.

TeamMimzy - campaign team numero uno.

#VoteNotFight #VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016



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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 7:02am On Apr 29, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
See dem smellos crawling out under dark skies/

They couldn't compete when the sun shined bright/

#TeamMimzy was too furious,no break light/

Got them feeding on dirt,Awon saprophytes/

on ur feet our Queen, step into the limelight/

You'll still be here after they run outta megabytes/

You the real star,all the rest na satellites/

You've got contestants exposing thighs, real stage fright/

already got dem e-corpses,all we need is a burial site./
Yes! You've got UNDERTAKER lines, man -you're a LEGEND. cheesy

They are all copying TeamMimzy's rap campaign. TeamMimzy : Setting the pace while the others tag along! cheesy




Chase the DARKness, o Team of the Light/

TeamMimzy's quelling REBELlion - the Queen reigns so no strife/

She's the full version - others are LITEs/

Welcome aboard the team, black, white or striped/

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This is the real BEAUTIFUL BLACK...wink



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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 10:33pm On Apr 28, 2016

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 7:32pm On Apr 28, 2016
Mimzy's who your crush crushes on!


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#HurricaneMimzy2016

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HurricaneMIMZY: 6:06pm On Apr 28, 2016
falconey:


Remarkable!!!!!
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Yes! Mimzy's remarkable!
The others are retro-trains they lose steam - nothing remarkable cheesy/
Welcome to the New Age - no more Claire Huxtable /

Mimzy's guilty of being too fly - she's culpable!










#HurricaneMimzy2016
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