1. The Idea Of Putting Bag in A Bag: We honestly don't get why you will carry a bag and put a smaller bag inside it and a purse inside that smaller bag. Are you planning to runaway?

2. What's So exciting about Shopping: I once shopped with a guy friend, and afterward, we vowed to never do it again. We won't even talk about it. It's just too uncomfortable.

3. Why It Takes You So Long To Get Ready For Bed Or Outing. Have you not mastered the process yet?

4. Talk after Sex: You like to talk after sex. But truth us, Whether it was 30-minute marathon sex or a 3-minute sprint, we're pretty exhausted. Meanwhile, you're all revved up and ready for a serious conversation. How do you do it?

5. Is That A Closet Or a Supermarket? We'd say you were a shoe hoarder, but it turns out you're also a skirt hoarder, a blouse hoarder, a scarf hoarder, a sock hoarder… In short, your closet puts ours to shame.

6. Why Do You Say The Opposite Of What You Mean: Since communication is essential in successful relationships, this is a mystifying curve ball to us. Telling me you’re fine when you’re clearly the furthest thing from fine is one thing—your body language gives you away. But if you want me to pick you up at the airport or go with you to brunch with your mother, for Christ’s sake, just say so.

7. Why You Won’t Order Your Own Food: Men are protective of their food. You know this. So why are you always eating our own? We asked you if you wanted any of your own, and you said no. But then you go and poach like a third of my order.

8. How You’re Able To Sleep Like That: Hey, I’m all for a little post-coital cuddling, but when you fall asleep on my chest with one leg slung over my waist, there’s no way I’m ever going to get comfortable enough to pass out myself. Is there a way to deal with this that you won’t take as some kind of rejection, or do we just have to live with it?

9. Why You Wear Something That’s So Uncomfortable: Those high heels hurt your feet… That dress is too tight… but it really makes your boobs pop. And that thong riding up your ass can’t possibly feel good, but… never mind. I get this one. I’ll just say, “Thank you” and move on.

10. What’s So Great About The Ladies’ Room:
You go in groups and you stay in there forever. What’s really happening in there? Is there a TV? A poker table? A Jacuzzi? Male strippers? Men’s rooms don’t have any of that shit, plus, they smell like pee. We try to get out of there as soon as humanly possible.

11. What I’m Supposed To Do When You’re In A Bad Mood: First off, I’m always gonna assume you’re on the rag, even if you’re not. I can’t help it—I’m a victim of societal stereotypes. Sometimes you want to be consoled, sometimes you want to talk it out and sometimes you just want to be left the Bleep alone. Just tell me which it is, so I don’t have to guess, because God help me if I choose the wrong option.

12. Periods: I have no idea what’s going on there and the truth is, I don’t really want to know.

13. Why Your Skincare Products Are So Expensive: I mean, seriously. What are they made of? Crushed diamonds? Baby fetuses? Unicorn hair? If we spend that much on the lotion we use to masturbate, we’d go broke in a week.

14. How You Can Put Up With Us: I’m being completely honest here. Men clearly don’t understand women and never will, but you keep coming back for more. Maybe we’re doing something right after all.

slim19:
Why they act like they can't crossover small gutters but will be the flash when a dog is chasing them

MrsPhyno:
I don't understand number three either. An hour to bath, an hour to put on an outfit. I usually try on like three things before deciding and they're all usually variations of the same thing! It's crazy and makes me late alot lol.

Smellymouth:

Zceesneh:
I tell you say i never finish
I never tell you one wey happen for shitta
When the boys tell me say i no go blow
Even solo tell me say i no go blow
Even solo tell me say i no go blow
But now i be boss
See i be actor for the film them be boss
See i dey run everything i be doro
Star boy doro
International doro oh… eh
Lagos to Kampala
Say na we dey make the place catch fire
London to New York to Kigali
Hu all the ladies just dey look for me
Lagos to Kampala
Say na we dey make the place catch fire
Runtown and wizzi don’t go funny
Oh all the girls just dey fight for me
Am in love with this song

0ubenji:
That number 4 juz weakens me always..
I wonder wetin dey always go tru dem head dat makes dem think too deeply at these times..
They cud almost ask u "wud u die for me?

Tallesty1:
Actually lyrics without sound or "beatings" makes no sense at all.

sinaj:
Guys thread




*runs away*

tammie24:
I'm a lady too but the matter sabi tire me ooo

Zceesneh:
Who u epp? Who u epp? Who u epp? U don baff? Who u serve? Don't slam my door what is wrong with you

Julietcutie:
sorry I can't tell... don't even understand why I do some of the things listed above

Vyolet:
Keep asking, God help you finding out.

Tallesty1:
I bet you like many pillows too

Tallesty1:
I swear the person wey do you this thing don die

Tallesty1:
Do you multitask?

Julietcutie:

multitask ?don't get u

Tallesty1:
This ur moniker though

Wetin do am?