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@rapsody

@Malthuss
see u too . . . .whr u been?

see u man . . . . .brids right behind ya bro . . . .

(grabs the mic )

life's good son u can ask LG
best permit this/micro-phone check(cheque)/u cant cash this/

this days d streets breed more evils than men do/
so i say "i do" /cos i knw God rules . . /

. . reigns supreme /my praise goes srt8 up to him/
breath free/put the devil under my feet/beefs for eat/

save d heat for winter /the truths forever bitter /
am r sip it digest it n spit it /best believe it/

merger with da LORD/consolidated with d highest air force-one/
brid stays divinely on course /with da choosen one/

chart that heavenly course/ma compass point at heavens door/
deliever Gods word like my water jus broke/"heaven aint real"now thats a fat joke/


SHALOM!!!!

@rapsody

true son . . . . . .twice has brid heard . . . . . .post something soon . . .

LOL . . . . . . . . , . . . , .check out the link for better laughs . . . . . lol

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-89352.0.html

lol . . . . . . . . . lol. . . . . l ol, . . . . loll. , , . . . . lol . . .

lol . . . . . . . gush!!!! u guys need to read this one . . . . . this is definately nairalands illest,sickest . . . .and

BEWARNED ,BY READING THIS U COULD ACTUALLY CRACK A RIB . . . . . .U ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK . . . . .LOL . . .

enjoy . . . . .this is most definately nairalands . . . . . . . .toppest . . . . .doppest . . . . . .lol . . . .(SNAP!) . . . omg,i think i just cracked a rib . . . .lol . . . . . . .

this was originally posted by jerrymannia . . . . . . nice one bro . . . . . .

here's the link: LOOK OUT FOR JERRYMANNIAS POSTING . . . .YES A COMPILATION . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-89352.0.html


OR . . . . if u wannna read direct . . .


jerrymania (m)
Port Harcourt
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Re: Gbade-x Vs Bjpumpin. .unbelievable Must Read
« #8 on: October 30, 2007, 10:11 AM »

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@ bolaji


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i come to naira to proclaim myself as the rapping viper
as the truest rapper and one of the illest rappers

Wack

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to my utmost surprise all i heard was gbade-X
interesting this name seems to be the illest

Wack

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from this gbade i must obtain the ade
just to enthrone myself as the battle alade

what the f"ck does that mean? Wack

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without a coup i cook his doom into my cup of doom
like the bar beach i bar you up like i was a bartender
Wack

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defending my street i will collect the ade from gbade
just to hand it over to myself bjpumpin the oba alade
Wack

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with my mouth venoms i spit ill into his mouth jugular
just to explain to ya that am the new scavenger
spit ill?tf do u mean? Wack

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with my damaging rhymes
i vomit to destroy your rapping image

OMG Stupid

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just to depreciate the battle profile
built by your intense precedence

OMG irritating lines

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Gbade-x we all know you are x-rated
with my exit rhymes i will show u the X in the excess mouth luggage

Wack

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like dirts i spit on you like a yoruba adage
just to pour my garbage on u like u was a salad cabbage
Yeah dirty dummy.

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like fuji garbage my skills are mixed with swo and galala
just to collect your crown and proof that i am a rap champion


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like eldee the oga am the number one champion
without relenting my skills are relentless


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like a vocal lens i lean on you like i learned about u
like forex,on you i will invest my japanese yens
Is your brain up your ass?

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just to make u yawn like a nairaland hen
still yarning hard, my flows yarn the hardest
Very stupid lines

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like dust i pack you up like u were fred durst
am hollow, my game is halo like the bakassi of jennifer j-lo
OMG! Wack

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like isaac much i will do about your replied nothing !
You are really dumb. You know nothing at all. You know nothing about rap,you are not good so just give it up.It seems the harder you try to learn,the more difficult it takes for you to understand. You should be good in something else, just channel your energies somewhere, you suck. Dont you know why these rap cats never said a shit about you, because you are annoying and irritating. I'm even wasting precious energy and time on you.

@ everyone

damn . . . . . i think i broke a rib . . . . lol . . . ,

@maverick

dude ,bet zee got so pissd off as well . . . . . . .besides am done with em battles anywayz . . .

yo!! got a lil somthing for u'all . . . .lol . . . .really funny too . . . . .u know we could do with some comedy u know . . . .

check it out . . . lol

WARNING!!! TGHIS IS RIB CRACKING[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

u could check out the link though

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-89352.0.html


OR

just read . . . . this was originally posted by jerrymannia . . . . .really funny stuff . . .ejoy all . . lol . . . .

jerrymania (m)
Port Harcourt
Posts: 1149

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Re: Gbade-x Vs Bjpumpin. .unbelievable Must Read
« #8 on: October 30, 2007, 10:11 AM »

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@ bolaji


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i come to naira to proclaim myself as the rapping viper
as the truest rapper and one of the illest rappers[/b]Wack

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[b]to my utmost surprise all i heard was gbade-X
interesting this name seems to be the illest

Wack

Quote
from this gbade i must obtain the ade
just to enthrone myself as the battle alade
what the f"ck does that mean? Wack

Quote
without a coup i cook his doom into my cup of doom
like the bar beach i bar you up like i was a bartender

Wack

Quote
defending my street i will collect the ade from gbade
just to hand it over to myself bjpumpin the oba alade

Wack

Quote
with my mouth venoms i spit ill into his mouth jugular
just to explain to ya that am the new scavenger
spit ill?tf do u mean? Wack

Quote
with my damaging rhymes
i vomit to destroy your rapping image
OMG Stupid

Quote
just to depreciate the battle profile
built by your intense precedence

OMG irritating lines

Quote
Gbade-x we all know you are x-rated
with my exit rhymes i will show u the X in the excess mouth luggage
Wack

Quote
like dirts i spit on you like a yoruba adage
just to pour my garbage on u like u was a salad cabbage
Yeah dirty dummy.

Quote
like fuji garbage my skills are mixed with swo and galala
just to collect your crown and proof that i am a rap champion



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like eldee the oga am the number one champion
without relenting my skills are relentless


Quote
like a vocal lens i lean on you like i learned about u
like forex,on you i will invest my japanese yens
Is your brain up your ass?

Quote
just to make u yawn like a nairaland hen
still yarning hard, my flows yarn the hardest
Very stupid lines

Quote
like dust i pack you up like u were fred durst
am hollow, my game is halo like the bakassi of jennifer j-lo
OMG! Wack

Quote
like isaac much i will do about your replied nothing !
You are really dumb. You know nothing at all. You know nothing about rap,you are not good so just give it up.It seems the harder you try to learn,the more difficult it takes for you to understand. You should be good in something else, just channel your energies somewhere, you suck. Dont you know why these rap cats never said a shit about you, because you are annoying and irritating. I'm even wasting precious energy and time on you.

lol . . . . . . in tears of joy . . . . .for better view check out the link . . . . lol . . . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-89352.0.html


lol . . . . . . . . ,

LOL. . . . . . . . . . .jus ahd to share this u'all. . . . . . . . . . lol . . . . . . . this are the illest,sickest lines ever. . . . . .am actually in tears man . . . . . . . , . oh my goodneess . . . . . nas/jay-z in one man  peeps . . . . lol

enjoy . . . . presenting nairalands   . . . . . . u do the math urself . . . . . . n am out . . . . . .


jerrymania (m)
Port Harcourt
Posts: 1149

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 Re: Gbade-x Vs Bjpumpin. .unbelievable Must Read
« #8 on: October 30, 2007, 10:11 AM »  

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@ bolaji


Quote
i come to naira to proclaim myself as the rapping viper
as the truest rapper and one of the illest rappers
Wack

Quote
to my utmost surprise all i heard was gbade-X
interesting this name seems to be the illest

Wack

Quote
from this gbade i must obtain the ade
just to enthrone myself as the battle alade
what the f"ck does that mean? Wack

Quote
without a coup i cook his doom into my cup of doom
like the bar beach i bar you up like i was a bartender
Wack

Quote
defending my street i will collect the ade from gbade
just to hand it over to myself bjpumpin the oba alade
Wack

Quote
with my mouth venoms i spit ill into his mouth jugular
just to explain to ya that am the new scavenger
spit ill?tf do u mean? Wack

Quote
with my damaging rhymes
i vomit to destroy your rapping image

OMG Stupid

Quote
just to depreciate the battle profile
built by your intense precedence

OMG irritating lines

Quote
Gbade-x we all know you are x-rated
with my exit rhymes i will show u the X in the excess mouth luggage
Wack

Quote
like dirts i spit on you like a yoruba adage
just to pour my garbage on u like u was a salad cabbage
Yeah dirty dummy.

Quote
like fuji garbage my skills are mixed with swo and galala
just to collect your crown and proof that i am a rap champion



Quote
like eldee the oga am the number one champion
without relenting my skills are relentless


Quote
like a vocal lens i lean on you like i learned about u
like forex,on you i will invest my japanese yens
Is your brain up your ass?

Quote
just to make u yawn like a nairaland hen
still yarning hard, my flows yarn the hardest
Very stupid lines

Quote
like dust i pack you up like u were fred durst
am hollow, my game is halo like the bakassi of jennifer j-lo
OMG! Wack

Quote
like isaac much i will do about your replied nothing !
You are really dumb. You know nothing at all. You know nothing about rap,you are not good so just give it up.It seems the harder you try to learn,the more difficult it takes for you to understand. You should be good in something else, just channel your energies somewhere, you suck. Dont you know why these rap cats never said a shit about you, because you are annoying and irritating. I'm even wasting precious energy and time on you.

wake up . . . . . . . . . . . .

@jduck13

we most definately gonnna keep this joint alive ma brotha . . . . .


@rapsody

i feel u bro . . . the Lord has been too kind . . . ever faithful even wen ur boy's most unfaithful . . . his mercy just everlasting, . . . . . . .i pray everyday for the grace to please him . . . . . .

@wordsmith

keep it coming bro. . . .


(grabs d mic as usuall)

i serve d public different dishes
dish lyrics wit heavenly meanings

battle thread aint got no reason
Gods time's ma only season

my faith . . .you couldnt knock it
hustle lik'em hawkers in traffic

am heavy wieght,shift tectonic plates
cause earthquakes,fisher of men. . . d word's my bait

repel whats hate,love was d soulfood i ate
have a piece of d cake,dinners jus too late

why not work now while d sun's out thurr
nite comes ,then d moons jus stare

damn 'em hypocrates . .give me space
like prophet elijah am r call flames from outa-space

word is bond!brids got to heed to da devine call
like d wall of jericho d enemy gonnna fall

WORD!!

hmmmm!!!!!. . . . . . .sure brings back memories from back then, u kw wha' i mean, . . . wassup rapsody . . . .wordsmith i see u broooo . . . . . . .what a joke


@spottie

tot u noticed by now . . . . . . no credible mcs gonnna judge this one, . , i can bet on that . . , lol . . .u aight dowg . . . . .am r be as lucid as possible . . . . "its like pouring water on the back of dog" similar to trying to force water out'a a rock . . . . it aint jus gonna work bro . . . am wearing my sleeves on my arm on this . . . did i hear someone say "gay club on d stock xchange" lol . . . . much respect spottie

hmmmm!!!!!!!!

walk wit ma cross-ing
heed to d masters voice-ing

my master plan
touch down on da promise land

spit in tongues kings don't undrstand
convert as many as i know i can

my rhymes swing arms like orang-utans
lace punch-lines in advance

my advance approach mc's re-proach
i stand on solid rock , .sink your boat

am righteous son . . so am r stay afloat
dry bones going to rise . . .evil flesh decompose

oppose what surpose to be worldly-glory
its a real cold world bro . . nobody told me

braking free son, . .even sin can't hold me
tot u should knw this . d end is near hope u noticed


SHALOM!!!!

@wordsmith

i see u bro. . . . . nice flows . . . . the thread jus boring this days u know . . . . .what else can i say . . . . .am keep it gospel . . . . . .my way of giving praise to jehovah . . . . . . .tot ur school shld be on break . . . . .

@rapsody

hows work. . . . . the Lord has been really faithful bro. . . . even words cant xpress how grateful i am to him . . . . . .knw whurr i was at the start of this year . . .n mos def know whurr am going too . . . . .am r say a little prayer for all u'all peeps out thurr . . . . .may the Lord grant us all ( including our loves) the grace and mercy to see the end of 2007,2007 shall not see our end in Jesus mighty name . . . . Amen!!!!!!!!!
The LORD himself will usher us all into the new year in strenght and grace plus loads of divine favour. . . . .

never cease to pray bro . . . . . .

hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

hey yo!!!! wordsmith i see bro, interesting topic, brid aint saying much . . . but d truth still b . . . .all men gots to eat . . . . feed . . .feel me?

@rapsody

ho bro

@wordsmith

wassup


@rav, . .

yo! we gonna keep this a live, . . . .fear not . . . am r do a lil' freestyle to the glory of the most high . . . .


(grabs the mic)


walk wit ma cross-ing
heed to d masters voice-ing

my master plan
touch down on da promise land

spit in tongues kings dont undrstand
convert as many as i know i can

my rhymes swing arms like orang-utans
lace punch-lines in advance

my advance approach mc's re-proach
i stand on solid rock , .sink ur boat

am righteous son . . so am r stay afloat
dry bones gonna rise . . .evil flesh decompose

oppose what surpose to be worldly-glory
its a real cold world bro . . nobody told me

braking free son, . .even sin cant hold me
tot u should knw this . d end is near hope u noticed


SHALOM!!!!

@rapsody

keep doing 'em good works bro"as iron sharpeneth iron so does a brother sharpeneth the countenance of another"(hope i got that right). . . . . as per downloading some of ya tracks . . . . why not try youtube.com. . . . . . watched n listened to a lot of tracks on that site, give it a try . . . . . looking forward lacing a tract with ya in da future u know. . . . . .giving glory to creator of the heavens and earth. . . . .word!

@jduck13

who was u reffering to?jus rapsody?. . . . . or everyone on the thread?how the album going bro?

hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

yo peeps. . . . hey long time my bro alexpissu. . . . . hey wordsmith whats cracking homeboy . . . .hows study's? . . . . . rapsody ,i see u bro . . . . .stay fly all

(grabs the mic)

yo!this lil' lite of mine am r let it shine
illumintate the streets the best way i can

x-brids a new breed . . member of the heavenly clan
i got skills man . . .the heavenly kind


stay concrete like the ten commandments
my rhymes navigate your tots-traped in solitary confinment

brids chartting a new course , . .duh!! got a new boss
my source comes from above . .flows like 'em rapid falls

peace be still . .my foes drown . .still water runs deep
my slope's steep . .wanna battle "x" take it to the breed

definately, we gonna make it a brief-
-case . .put that evil to sleep . . wake up son of a king

battle in da name of the father,make ur heads spin
da earth,sun and moon be my witness . . feels good dont it

so sad how the earth's turned poison . .ish aint funny
the kingdom-come gonna come . . . slowly but surely


SHALOMS!

@rapsody

bro what's up. . . . i see u man . . . . whats funny?. . . . . , has a kool weekend bro. . . . , whats the latest with da recordings . . . . how did it go on thursday?
big ups bro, . . . . . much respect . . . noticed things are kinda quiet . . . .errbody(ill cats) been minding em bizzzzzzzzzzz, . . . ,

@rapsody

"dirty". . . . well,this is jus my own opinion. . . . way back in the south slavery was the innn thing . . . .most blacks down thurrr where either working in farms or plantations . . . .them white masters whurr farm owners . . . . . farming is a kinda dirty work. . . . .am most of the time a negreoo was seen as dirty all the time. . . .he aint got clothes . . . .just dirt errwhurr . . . .so i think it just stuck to the south . . . .they jus dirty . . . .them all. . . . . .in looks and attitudes(most of em wherent educated back then) . . they jus lazy around most of time. , .make baby's and jus get high this days . . . .it aint 'em fault. . .

@ teck-zilla

nice one dude . . . . . . . keep it up ma bro . . . . . .

@kaydee

damn . . u bring back memories. . . . big "L" used to be one of my favourite mc's . . . . the dude was an ill one lost too soon . , .yep! some dude shoot at him a couple of times in head . . . .so sad . . .big L was an illl freestyler as well . . .actually heard a track whurr he burnt jay-z . . . . . .ebonics was laced up by rawkus early 2000 or thereabout, .used to have that cd. . . . that was the first material released after his death . . . .poor guy, may his soul rest in peace. . . . . . .another tyte track on that album was his collabo with big daddy kane . . . . ill, . . . .


still hearing that nas chorus in the background . . . .

@rapsody
men e no easy at all oh!!!!!!!!!!! but the Lord be our strenght . . . . LIVE! . . .so which studio u recording at . . . are featuring any artist or doing it nas style "my first album had no special guest appearances/so how come am crowned the best lyricist/ . . .NAS
wish i could contribute bro . . . .so dude are u featuring any artist?how many tracts goona be on the album . . .?
my prayers wit u bro, . . . .stay fly

@wordsmith

that was deep  . . . . .really deep . . . . .felt that one . . . . .i got a lost one too . . . but he still alive though . . . . .

@rapsody
bro . . . . .cant stop thanking the most high . . . . .really appreciate his love.

@rapsody

awesome dude . . . . jus awesome . . . . .wassup,how the album going son? dont understand how u combining work wit ur album stuff . . . . . dont tell me u aint working no more bro. . . . . .well,my prayers wit u kid . . . . . .jus holla me wen u done . . . least i forget,is it a group thinh or u jus doping it solo?besides that whats the stage name?, . . .rapsody? jus wondering . . . . . . . hola back

stay fly./ . . . . . .

@rapsody

keep it coming bro. . . . . much blessing

jus a freestyle. . . . . . (starts spitting) . . . . .

ma conversation strickly purified purity
suspend d earth like she lost gravity

gain weight like we living lavishly
calvary greetings 2 ma homeboy rapsody

prison brake out'a hell's jail /watch the enemy bail
Christ's we solid rock/the reason we can never fell

brids that ill emmcee/ on a scale of one to ten(1-10)
am r score a hundred and ten (110)/

then kick a couple rhymes from d lions den
like moses did am r bury pharoahs men

whats up y'all
cant stop praising tha most high. . . . . (grabs da  mic)



weighed the cost coos am r pay the price
its only right "x' does whats right

i aint scared of the dark nah!
we walk by faith not by sight

behold,the glory of the most high
lift the viel  off my eye

an elite emcee hit the streets a new breed
breath that air of freedom. .brids a citizen of Gods kingdom

no more  sinner, 'x' a true believer
couldnt trade it  for 30 pieces of silver . .  

. .plus diamond rings . .this aint lord of d rings
x a royal breed  . .yo!!son of a king

king of kings that is . . run tha race most likely
aiming for that trophy . . preparing for his second coming

till then, Gods works  we gonna spread like its cancerous
call the dead out the tomb like dey was lazarus


ONE LOVE

@rapsody
whats up

@wordsmith
i see u bro

@maverick
whats cracking, . . . . . (grabs the mic)


brids got a new look/far from a crook/
thugs stare harder than a medusa look/

i got the hood shook/star warz misundestood/
am on a move/yo!!! am a living proof of what the Lord going to do/

spit that gospel truth/ walk that narrow path like the righteous do/
watch ma steps though /i aint falling like that rich fool/

my soul food /pick up my cross and follow u(christ)/
till the end /this is my never-ending story book/

don't even trip dude/many are called choosen are few/
all breeds got the call /by his grace brid got to breath tru/

walk the city gates on bare foot/. . don't it look beautiful?/
beautiful are the feet of they that preach the gospel/


humbly go on your knees and pray/seek forgiveness for your sins/
glory to him who formed the worlds in jus seven days/

now tell me who's got game?/ so u hanging wit lucifer /pooh! the dudes a fake/
a G-O-D wannaabe phony/ reminds me of monopoly money/


SHALOM!!!!

dudes i smell a mix -tape in hurr . . . .damn . , . so much flames in hurr . . .real raw underground skills. . . . .crude from the earths core . . . . .fresh un-taped resource . . .
what the hell's 'x' waiting for . . . . . (grabs the mic)


brids got a new look/far from a crook/
thugs stare harder than a medusa look/

i got the hood shook/star warz misundestood/
am on a move/yo!!! am a living proof of what the Lord gonna do/

spit that gospel truth/ walk that narrow path like the righteous do/
watch ma steps though /i aint falling like dat rich fool/

my soul food /pick up my cross and follow u(christ)/
till the end /this is my never-ending story book/

dont even trip dude/many are called choosen are few/
all breeds got the call /by his grace brid got to breath tru/

walk the city gates on bare foot/. . dont it look beautiful?/
beautiful are the feet of they that preach the gospel/


humbly go on your knees and pray/seek forgiveness for your sins/
glory to him who formed the worlds in jus seven days/

now tell me who's got game?/ so u hanging wit lucifer /pooh! the dudes a fake/
a G-O-D wannaabe phony/ reminds me of monopoly money/


SHALOM!!!!

@menike

nice one bro . . . . . most definately goona drop somthing . . . pardon me bro but things kinda changed now . . .
yo! check it



business as usuall
usuall suspect's d un-usual

Gods love, could'nt refuse that
victroy's mine ,i can prove that

analys this , that n thus . . .
says the Lord of host

am 'r make ur enemies thy foot-stool
copy that,clearly understood

hiphop gospel disciple
spiritual battle need no riffles

my tool be my bible
breed no violence,mend my broken silence

embracing a new altitude
no more wordly attitude

spot da rightoeus path
i aint rolling wit no multitude

ONE LOVE

@rapsody
i felt that one bro . .


aint gonnna stop hailing the most high . . . . . . .

mic check . . . . . . . . . 1,2 . . .

business as usuall
usuall suspect's d un-usual

Gods love, could'nt refuse that
victroy's mine ,i can prove that

analys this , that n thus . . .
says the Lord of host in da holy books

am 'r make ur enemy thy foot-stool
copy that,clearly understood

hiphop gospel disciple
spiritual battle need no riffles

my tool be my bible
breed no violence,mend my broken silence

embracing a new altitude
no more worldly attitude

spot da rightoeus path
i aint rolling wit da multitude

ONE LOVE

@rapsody

nice one bro . . . . . congtrats dude . . . .see ur progressing . . . . when the albums done i wanna get a copy . . . .in the main time am thinking of doing something . . . .hitting the studio . . . my younger bro is into sound production and beats but he's presently at school . . .probably ,when he comes back i could lace up a few tracks . . . demo tracks . . . .gospel style . . . . .
stay fly bro . . . .shalom