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@shazzzzzzzzzzzzz

nice thing u doing hurr . . . let me drop a lil something for u to work with aight


grabs the mic . . . .


Salute ur boy brid /netcees b at eaze,/
My ryhmes sting like killer bees/crush this lil’ wannabe mi’s/
Hy(high) leave ‘em careers shorter than mini-mi’s/
I am legend/prepare ur WILL b4 u battle me/
Recycle netcees/me . . I be that cat that make u bleed/
Burn netcess like cd’s /squeez em like can drinks/
never play fair/Bitch u like kennis did tu-face for p-square/
My words are hard-ware/hell yeah/
Will be one year sinced u passed on next year/
brids still hurr son/I aint going no where/
Am so hot men/smoke detectors go-off when I grab the pen/
Smoked boys to men/brid flipped from superman to supermen/
Ten out’a ten I hit the city like food scarcity/
Knock u out with the mic stuck in ur chest cavity/
Hybrid felony / murder ur whole bleeping Calvary/
fear factor wen u watch what my mic do/
Star warz mine boy I got the C of O and the title/

@shaz

ok i see what u mean . . . actually u can battle as much netcess u wish to in the process of earning ur 5 BAR MARK . .your 5BARS should equal 3 STARS(earned from ONE-STAR GENERALS) and 2-STARS(Earned from TWO-STAR GENERALS)

Mathematically

3BARS(from three 1-star generals) + 2BARS(from two 2-star generals) =5BARS


my rule 8 strictly gave u a minimum of netcees u need to battle,assume u continued with ur winning streak then the formular above will surely apply.


assuming u dont have a winning streak . . . . the formular below could apply

3BARS(from (Three+x) 1-star generals) + 2BARS(from (Two+X )2-star generals) =5BARS where x =additional netcees

DO YOU DIG?


IT SEEMS OUR TWO-STAR GENERALS ARE NOT RESPONDING . . . . MIGHT BE COMPELLED TO CHANGE SOME RULES HERE . .




*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2

KNIFE 2

SAUCEKID 1

FLOWSHOW 1

@shaz

dont get it twisted dear . . . .

RULE 8 DOES NOT LIMIT U . . . ITS ONLY REQUIRED THAT IN THE PROCESS OF HITTING THE 5 BAR MARK . . . U NEED TO EARN 3 BARS FROM UR FELLOW ONE-STAR GENERALS AND 2 BARS FROM 2 STAR GENERALS . . . . IN THE PROCESS U GET TO BATTLE AT LEAST (A MINIMUM) THREE 2-STAR GENERALS . . . .SO SHAZ U STILL GOT ROOM FOR AT LEAST ONE MORE ONE-STAR GENERAL

@shaz

RULE 8.  FOR MC'S GRADED ONE STAR-GENERAL ,YOU MUST BATTLE AT-LEAST 3 TWO-STAR GENERALS(DEFEATING AT LEAST 2 TWO-STAR GENERAL) IN COURSE   OF BATTLE .



@TIANSHE  INVITATION TO BATTLE BY SHAZ . . . TIANSHE U GOT 24HRS TO REPOND



 ******************RESULTS FOR FLOWSHOW  VS   KNIFE************************




FLOW

delivery: 4

word play : 5

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 4

rhyming : 3

TOTAL = 20

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KNIFE

delivery:  5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 5

rhyming : 7

TOTAL =  29

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WINNER IS KNIFE  



                      *****************BAR-METER********************

                                 SHAZ 2

                                 KNIFE 2

                                SAUCEKID 1

                                FLOWSHOW  1



   @MAKAVELE

good ,if u got issues with markolini and u wish to sort it on another thread . . . thats fine by me man. . . . its a free world . . . get ur message across to him aight and sort ur ish out . . . .

stay fly bro

@MAKAVELE

Dude pls respect ur self and stick to the rules . . . .why u do u choose to battle when ur not even on the list of netcess who qualified . . . .i told u homes . . . . .ENTRIES ARE CLOSED, . . . .no room for u aight . . . .so i suggest u grab a bag of pop-corn and enjoy the show. . . for free son . . . .much repect


***********************ATTENTION NETCESS*******************

KINDLY DISREGARD MAKAVELE



**********************RESULTS FOR OBEDZ VS SHAZ*************************


OBEDZ

delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 4

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 20

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SHAZ

delivery: 5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 7

rhyming : 6

TOTAL = 30

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SHAZ WINS


*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2

KNIFE 1

SAUCEKID 1

FLOWSHOW 1



+++++++++++++++ INVITES TO BATTLE ++++++++++++++

FLOWS INVITES KNIFE (flow go ahead and drop ur 16 bars,knife u got 24hrs to respond)

MARKOLINI INVITES SAUCEKID (same as above)

@markolini

no disrespect . . . u see i aint perfect . . thats why i requested for maverick to join me as a judge on this tournament . . . yeah!! i might not give u the result which u expect . . i might not give 50% of the contestants the result they expect cos only winners emerges . . . .well,assume its my weakness aight . . . i am just 50% close to perfection . . . someone other dude could say markolini won someother (like myself) fell flow won . . .so where do we reach a balance?

this is my show (unfortunately) i dont wish to be biased bro . . .thats not me . . .ITS JUST THE WAY I SEE IT,THE WAY I ANALSYS IT AND THE WAY I JUDGE IT . . . . kindly accept it ,afterall i am just 50 % close or far from PERFECTION . .

Remember bro,there are no loosers in hurr aight we all WINNERS . . .live and learn

stay fly my nigger


well ,if u battle a 2-star General and win u earn just a BAR

********************RESULTS FOR MAKOLINI VS FLOWSHOW*************************


MARKOLINI

delivery: 5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 5

dissing :5

rhyming : 8

TOTAL = 29



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FLOWSHOW


delivery: 5

word play : 7

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing :7

rhyming :5

TOTAL = 30

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FLOWSHOW WINS



*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 1 BAR

KNIFE 1 BAR

SAUCEKID 1 BAR

FLOWSHOW 1 BAR




@SHEZ "INVITATION TO BATTLE BY OBEZ

u got 24 hrs from now to respond to OBEZ . . . . i suggest u do something ma



************************ALL NETCESS*********************

SEE things are getting heated up in hurr . . . . . . lets see who gonna make it to 2bars first or better still let see the first ONE-STAR GENERAL netcee to knock-out a TWO-STAR GENERAL, . . . . .

@flow & markolini


will paste the results by the end of today . . . pardon me bro . . . .


@afrkngkngs

thats the spirit bro . . . . take ur next pick



@ 2-STAR GENERALS

AM A BIT DISAPPOINTED. . . . U DUDES AINT EVEN REPING AT ALL . . . . .WHATS THE DEAL . . .U ALL AINT EVEN RESPONDING . . . . .GET THE GAMES STARTED PEEPS


@0NE-STAR GENERALS

MUCH RESPECT Y'ALL . . U GUYS HAVE MADE THIS JOINT EXCITING . . . MUCH RESPECT TO U ALL

@markavele
if u got 16 bars for me. . . paste it here . . . if u good enuf then u in . . .aight

@makavele

see u wannnna start somthing in hurr . . . if really hot like u claim u is then hit the star warz re-loaded thread . . . dont be a scry cat bro . . . . lets see if u can earn a 2 -star General spot aight . . . enuf said

@afrkngkngs

look man . . . .u lack the sport spirit . . . well if u want to back out just because . . well u free to . . but i will encourage u that its not about the numbers of time a man falls its about getting up,dusting off the dirth and giving life another try . . . there can only be one winner . . in this ish there aint no loosers man . . .we all improve on our rhymes and lifes on a daily basis . . . life goes on . . .besides its just a game . . .get over it . . .
stay fly bro . . . u can do better . . .



@TIANSHE
wats the dealy bro . . . . wordsmith already invited u to battle . . .what u waiting for man. . . .?




FOR THEM NETCESS WHO ALREADY EARNED A BAR . . KINDLY BE MY GUEST AND START SENDING OUT I.V'S TO YOUR NEXT VICTIMS AIGHT . . . . THEY CANT REFUSE IT . .NAH!!! NEVER THAT

********************************BATTLE ANALYSIS**********************************

AFRKNGKNGS

delivery: 3

word play :3

metaphors/similes:3

dissing :3

rhyming :3

TOTAL = 15

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SAUCEKID

delivery: 5

word play :5

metaphors/similes:5

dissing :5

rhyming :5

TOTAL =25

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SAUCEKID WINS



*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 1 BAR

KNIFE 1 BAR

SAUCEKID 1 BAR

********************************BATTLE ANALYSIS**********************************

SHAZ

delivery:6

word play :5

metaphors/similes:6

dissing : 7

rhyming :5

TOTAL =29

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DATHREAT

delivery:5

word play :4

metaphors/similes:5

dissing :4

rhyming :4

TOTAL = 22

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WINNER IS SHAZ



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OBEDZ

delivery:3

word play :4

metaphors/similes:4

dissing :4

rhyming : 3

TOTAL = 18
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KNIFE

delivery:4

word play :5

metaphors/similes:4

dissing :5

rhyming :4

TOTAL =22

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KNIFE IS WINNER

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 1 BAR

KNIFE 1BAR

@markavele & ice_zik

sorry dudes but entries closed . . .but might just consider if some other contestants dont respond withing 48hrs . . . . But then there is just one available spot as one the contestnats Alexpissu has opted out due to cogent reasons. . . .
now u two can slug it out . . so if you ready post ur 16 bars(just 16bars) . .


ONLY ONE OF U TWO GET TO REPLACE ALEXPISSU,NOW NOTE THAT ALEXPISSU WAS A TWO-STAR GENERAL . . .SO WHATEVER U DROPPING GOTS TO BE GOOD ENUF TO EARN YOU A TWO-STAR GENERAL SPOT.



@FLOW
sorry man can do an indept analysis . . . . u knw i work . . . its time consuming . . .only if i had maverick was here man . . .

@saucekid
waiting on ur 16 bars aight . . hope u got my text message . . . stay flyyyyyyyy

@makolini
i see u man . . . waitng on u bro

MUCH RESPECT PEEPS . . . . DAMN IS HOT IN HURRR . . . . . . . PHEW!!!!!


@ALEXPISSU
its a shame man . . .was really looking forward to seing u drop some ill stuff. . . . its all good man . . .wish u success on your exams . . . good luck


@TIANSHE INVITATION TO BATTLE FROM WORDSMITH

wassup bro . . . . so whats is gonnnna b? u got 48hrs man . . . .

@wordsmith

wasssup man . . . once tianshe accepts u can go first aigth . . or better still drop ur 16 bars ok . . .he got no but to respond ,


@saucekid

dude pls . . . u breaking the rules hurr . . .saucekid ur bars aint up to 16 man . . .do u want me to go ahead with the analysis?



****************BATTLE ANALYSIS************************


FLOWSHOW VS MARKOLINI


FLOWSHOW

delivery: 5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 7

rhyming: 5


TOTAL=B 29

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MARKOLINI

delivery: 5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 6

rhyming : 6

TOTAL= 29


WE GOT OUR FIRST RESULT AND FORST TIE . . . . . CLOSE CALL

@FLOWSHOW & MARKOLINI

u dudes gots to go one more round . . . .this time starting from markolini . . . .so markolini u got just 24hrs . . . nice one peeps . . .u dudes are aight man


OTHER RESULTS COMING UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON***********************

@sauce

u's a true solja man . . . .where's afknkngs at . . .send ur phone number to this e-mail addy bro yemisi.adeoye@yahoo.com u just won a little something for being the first to respond , . , . stay fly

@flowshow

The 2-star generals are not just looking . . . each have to battle a minimum of 4 other 2 star-generals . . the only difference between the 0ne -star and Two star generals is that i get to pair the first battles between the One star-Generals after which everybody gets to battle whoever he/she feels can knock out easily. . . .
i hope u are satisfied now flowshow . . ?

much respect . . . .first two battles and responses get a little price from me . . . .nothing big guys . . .just a little something aight . . .

peace!!!!!

@PADDY_LO

nice one . . . . new u was going to come through . . . . much respect and thaks for gracing the thread




****************YO!!!! THE BATTLE IS ON AND FIXTURES BEEN DONE*******************

CHECK OUT THE NEW BATTLE THREAD NETCEES . . . "STAR WARZ RE-LOADED" BATTLE OF THE ILLEST . . . .THATS RIGHT THURR PEEPS LETS DO THIS . . . LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN@MAVERICK

WHERE U AT BRO?

[b]***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH
**MALTHUSS
**ALEXPISSU
**PADDY_LO

ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ
*FLOW
*SAUCEKID
*AFRKNKNGS
*DaThreat
*markolini


JUST SOME RULES U NEED TO REMEMBER *********************


5. NET-EMCEES WILL BE GRADED INTO ONE -STAR AND TWO-STAR GENERALS CATEGORY RESPECTIVELY

6. FOR EVERY BATTLE WON YOU EARN A "BAR" FIRST TO REACH "5 BARS" IS CROWNED "KING" HLH (HIS/HER LYRICAL HIGHNESS,A FULL THREE-STAR GENERAL)

7. FOR EVERY MC'S GRADED A TWO-STAR GENERAL,HE/SHE MUST BATTLE AT LEAST A MINIMUM OF 4 OTHER TWO-STAR GENERALS (DEFEATING AT LEAST 2 TWO-STAR GENERALS) IN COURSE OF BATTLE.

8. FOR MC'S GRADED ONE STAR-GENERAL ,YOU MUST BATTLE AT-LEAST 3 TWO-STAR GENERALS(DEFEATING AT LEAST 2 TWO-STAR GENERAL) IN COURSE OF BATTLE .


10. CANT BATTLE THE SAME MC'S TWICE EXCEPT IN EVENT OF A DRAW OR BY REQUEST GRANTED/APPROVED BY THE MODERATOR OF THE THREAD(HYBRID-X)


***********************************************************************

PLS NOTE THAT ONLY ONE -STAR GENERALS WILL BE PAIRED,TWO-STAR GENERALS WILL CHOOSE WHOM THEY PLEASE TO BATTLE,ALSO NOTE THAT AN INVITATIION TO BATTLE MUST NOT BE TURNED DOWN . . . U LOOSE A BAR IF U TURN DOWN A BATTLE,

REMEBER RULE NUMBER 7 . . . ITS THE MANUAL FOR BATTLING,

I WILL ONLY PAIR THE ONE-STAR GENERALS ONLY ONCE,AFTER THIS PARING INDIVIDUAL ONE-STAR GENERALS WILL CHOOSE WHOM DEY PLEASE TO BATTLE,REMEMBER ITS A TABOO TO REJECT AN OFFER TO BATTLE


***********ONE STAR GENERALS BATTLE TABLE***********************


AFRKNKNGS VS SAUCEKID

KNIFE VS OBEDZ

FLOW VS MARKOLINI

DATHREAT VS SHAZ


****FAILURE TO RESPOND WITHIN 48HRS EQUALS A DEFEAT


GOOOD LUCK!!!!!
[/b]

******************ENTRIES ARE PARTIALLY CLOSED*********************

I WILL PAIR EVERY EMCEE BY TOMMOROW AIGHT . . . .SO U GUYS BETTER GET YOUR HOT DISSING 16 BARS READY . . . PEACE


@maverick

wassuo bro . . . .need on this one man . . . .jolla back . .

@markolini

nice one man . . . never knew u could spit . . . . hmmmm!! now u got all the right to critisize em other cats on the thread . . . .nice work too . . . u earned a "STAR" . . congrats . . .


***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH
**MALTHUSS
**ALEXPISSU


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ
*FLOW
*SAUCEKID
*AFRKNKNGS
*DaThreat
*markolini

@maverick

wahst up bro, where u at? need u on my star wars thread as a judge, . . . . . do me the honors man

@FLOWSHOW

bros whatever u say ok. . . . .the tourney will kick off soon. . . . .sometime during the week aight . . . just get u game tight k . . .

@dathreath
nice throw bro, . . . u definately earned a STAR whether or not u wish to participate in battle . . . .much respect

just like flowshow said . . .lets do this in peace aight . . .


***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH
**MALTHUSS
**ALEXPISSU


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ
*FLOW
*SAUCEKID
*AFRKNKNGS
*DaThreat

@saucekid & afrknkngs

u love birds gots to take it easy . . . . . . . . need not waste em shells ,



@maverick


hey yo !! where evr u at man, . . . . . . i need in this tourney man . . . . . ualways got my back right? holla back brooooooo

@markolini

its not too late to post ur 16 barssssssssssssssssss bro. . . . .the battle starts next week . . . . emcees will be paired up aight. . . .


@afrkn . .

ok,u in as a one -star general . . . congrats

@dathreat

whats the deal b/
give me 16 bars if u got skills/
this is star wars/
Net stars leave fake cats with deep scars/
this aint no diss/
jus' a spark from ma' 4-5th clip/
quit running ya lip da-threat/
try spit-in,u's a coward with bad breath/


no disrespect homes . . . just excersing some skills bro . . . . comeone why u saying sauce is whack . . . .that aint rite till u show some skills man . . . . quit making them comments and drop ur 16 bars . . .ONLY IF ITS HOT . . .one love dathreat . . . scary name


***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH
**MALTHUSS
**ALEXPISSU


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ
*FLOW
*SAUCEKID
*AFRKNKNGS

@malthuss

its been a while man . . . . . whats the deal ?. . . . thanks so much for gracing the thread . . . . . just the first two bars got me shock . . . .damn u earned a TWO-STAR GENERAL place aight . . . u officially in . . . . stay fly . . or may i just say . . stay ill forever man . . much respect

@Alexpissu

much respect bro . . . u in . . . . that was flaming hot . . . . u officially in man . . . . .u earned a TWO STAR-GENERAL role . . . . u in bro . . . damn that burnt my fingerz

@saucekid

see u already got into battle with my boy Afrknkngs already . . . . . u in dowg . . . u earned a 0NE STAR-GENERAL spot aight
. . u need to save em flows for tghe real battle aight
i dont understand . . . why dont u just give me an e-mail addy ok
peace man

@Afrknkngs

easy bro . . .save em shells for the real STAR WARZ bro . . . .nice one too

@Markolini

bros to drop sixteen no be beans oh!! . . . . before u start judging prove u better aight . . . drop ya 16 bars aight . . . no be yam either . . . nothing do u . . . thanks for gracing the spot


@worldbest
nice try hommies . . . keep em flows coming aight . . .are u interested in the battle tourney?

***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH
**MALTHUSS
**ALEXPISSU


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ
*FLOW
*SAUCEKID

@shaz

the dead line has been xtended till 23rd. . . . . .

@flow

nice on bro . . . . . .correct spitting . . .nice word play as well. . . u in man , .salute to tha newest "ONE-STAR' general . . . . . . .could'a given u a TWO-STAR rank but . . . . . u need to work on arranging ur flows into proper 16 bars(use to have that problem once in a while) . . . . .kudos nevertheless


@ Afrknkngs

hmmmmmmm!!! nice try bro . . . . but ?? thanks for gracing the joint anyways . . .the more u try the better . . .dont give up . , . . . . word!!

***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ
*FLOW

@obedz

its been a while homes . . . . . what u een up ?

nice one . . . . .

u welcome and u officially in

***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ
*OBEDZ

UR BOY IS BACK . . . . WHATS TH DEAL PEEPS. . . . . . HEY SAUCEKID . . .AM WITH YOU SON,HOW DO WE HOOK UP?

THINGS ARE KINDA SLOW BUT WE AINT DETERRED NAH!!!!



WE WELCOME 2 FRESHLY RATED 0NE-STAR GENERAL TO THE TOURNEY

@KNIFE AND SHAZ
U OFFICIALLY WELCOME TO THE TOURNEY . . . . SALUTE!!!!



***************SO FAR SO GOOD********************

TWO-STAR GENERALS

** TIANSHE
**WORDSMITH


ONE -STAR GENERALS

* KNIFE
*SHAZ


KEEP IT COMING PEEPS

@everyone

we need just three things for "SUCCESS"

1. we need to abide in the word of God

2. seek wisdom of GOD,the wisdom which God has hidden from men. . .

3. Need to learn the art of Worshipping God on a regular basis . . . .


word!!!!!

JUST A SAMPLE OF MINE . . . . . . STRICTLY 16 BARS . . . . PROOVING I AM THE ILLEST CAT ON NAIRALAND . . .



grabs the mic . . .



its the rap phenomenon/ghetto fabulous/lyricaly marvelous/
mic-nificent/am great/remarkably extraordinary magnificent/

extremely gifted/leave souls lifted/freesyle status' proficient/
competent adept/adroit nairaland compatriot/dexterous illustrious/

none got the temerity to battle me/i flow on a high frequency/
massacre,slaughter netcees/most frequently/sign off contract killing,slaying/

i got "game" but never playing/prevailing,this cats aint impressing,unconvincing/
rap battles,am winning/ forcible, eloquent sound bombing/yo!! its happy hunting/


101 stunting/ur life span am shortning/u feeble cos u scrawny/
pathetic,fragile/anemic ,faint ,i paint a clear picture/u dilute/best salute/

the star wars general supreme/invicible peerless/u get messed regardless/
cowardly spineless/i am idomitable /u'jus a lioness/

cream of the crop/influential, the illest of all/born sovereign lyricaly god/
punch-lines wirelessly developed/digitaly advanced ehanced superior/ crown mcs emperors/

narailand rap battle thread conqueror/ king kong captor/serve netcee lyrical torture/
microphone confisticator/ freestyle regulator / hybrid-x the present,past and the future/


what u waiting for . . . . .

@rapsody

its all good bro. . . . . i aint selling out . . . nah !! never that . . . .still repping for the most high the best way i can . . . just wanna bring back the flavor in the rap-thread . . . u feel me . . .


@alex-p

whats the deal homeboy . . . .damn ,u broke RULE 2 man . . . keep it strictly 16 bars man . . . . best reconstruct ur lines man . . nice one though . . . .i aint taking this lines man . . .give me 16 bars . . . .be easy bro