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YOUR BOY’S COOKING UP THE DOPPEST BATTLE TOURNEY EVER "THE GOOD . . THE BAD . . AND THE ILLEST". . . .U’ALL NET-CEES BETTER START LACING UP ‘EM BARS.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT . . . . . . . . COMING OUT SOON TO A THREAD NEXT TO YOU,

-HYBRID-X

YOUR BOY’S COOKING UP THE DOPPEST BATTLE TOURNEY EVER "THE GOOD . . THE BAD . . AND THE ILLEST". . . .U’ALL NET-CEES BETTER START LACING UP ‘EM BARS.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT . . . . . . . . COMING OUT SOON TO A THREAD NEXT TO YOU,

-HYBRID-X

YOUR BOY’S COOKING UP THE DOPPEST BATTLE TOURNEY EVER "THE GOOD . . THE BAD . . AND THE ILLEST". . . .U’ALL NET-CEES BETTER START LACING UP ‘EM BARS.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT . . . . . . . . COMING OUT SOON TO A THREAD NEXT TO YOU,

-HYBRID-X

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

yeh!the brid did it/dropped weapons of mass-dis-struction/who else could did it/terminate fake breeds like abortion/

, . . . . we gonna seek redemption/knock the flesh into submission/lift d spirits like resurrection/no more condemnation/


@shaz

u doing so so so many things at the same time ma . . . . . . be eazy aight . .

@shaz

pls brake it down . . . . . . . .what this check in thing all about anyways, . . . . . . . tot u was cooking up some tourney or something . . . whay u up to ?

@shaz

hmmmmmmm!!!! microphone, CHECK!!

SORRY GUYS COULDNT STICK TO JUST TEN LINES MAN . . . .DAMN U GUYS WERE ILL . . . .


*********************TOP LINES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER ENJOY******************


You just a tease like a midget ho
You won a point for bravery kiddo but now you gon lose wit my killin blow

-tianshe @ shaz
You need more than braces to straighthen up your wack rymes
stick to what u know best keep givin niggaz head shines

-malthuss @ flowshow

u want to battle Malthuss 'cause u think it brings u fame
u can bounce on trampolins and still fall short of ma game
-malthus @ flow


This dude is so rusty, niggas' got cobwebs between his balls
-shaz @ malthuss


better sit da fu ck down better yet ass up n put yo face down
uglier than medusa with a make up thats why u get picked on at playgrounds
-malthuss @ shaz


yo rap life only spans four walls, behind closed doors on yo bedroom floor
spread out on all fours, a wack LovePeddler- d!cks piercin through yo back door

-malthuss @ shaz

guess that what u got them diapers for.This bitch flow in drips
rap career suffering early menopause now she just floss with d!cks
-malthuss @ shaz

Bleep u call yo self from sharn06 to shaz
after this lesson u gon change yo name to 'shagged'
-malthuss @ shaz

Battling Sauce has been my greatest pleasure - all i need is lack of effort
-shaz @ saucekid


I won this again, Leave you hungry for votes like Hillary & Obama
-shaz @ saucekid

The only time you hit right is when u're rubbing your clit
-shaz @ dathreat

Tell me why they got me battling a she-male weh resemble a female/
with a body of a black whale, contaminated toe nail(hmmm) enough detail/
-dathreat @ shaz

The only time ma boy, Obedz was close to cutting with a 9" was @ 8:55
-knife @ obedz

squeeze ya neck till u give up~turn your lungs to gizzards
because me beatin you ~ is easier than chinese eating lizards
-flow @ makolini

i'm just 8 lines into this prelude, look, everyone's laughing at - and not with - you
This cat got rabies. . he bites people's lines, and he does it with an attitude
-shaz @ obedz

lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni
his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey
-saucekid @ makolini

Hope she came wit va.gina glue Brid cause I’m rippin this pus.sy
Unloadin this uzzi I’m clappin hammers nailin this floozie
-tianshe @ shaz

I’ll leave you shook like an epileptic
your rhymes suck like a cleft lip, how you gon beat a champ wit beginner tactic
-tianshe @ shaz



THIS ARE TOP LINES FOR THE SATR WARZ RE-LOADED TOURNEY . . . . . . MUCH RESPECT

@makavele

the next tourney? only time will tell bro only time . . . . . . i can assure u guys that the next tourney is gonnnna be off the hook . . . .

i wont say this tourne lived up to its potentials but its good enuf cos we have a new HRLH . . least expected too . . . alot of the netcees need to step up 'em games . . . . .plus alot of them well known ill-cats were kinda absent to say . . . . nevertheless SHAZ is the winner and i think she deserves it (fresh blood) . . . but doubt if she can retain the title in the next tourney (would love to see her up against some cats). . . . . . . . no disrespect SHAZ but u got a lot weight on those likl' shoulders of yours ma . . .


coming up soon is top ten ILLEST LINES FOR THE "STAR WARZ RE-LOADED TOURNEY " Watch out !!!!!!!!

@wordsmith

wassup bro ? see u man


@flow
i dont approve any re-match . . . . rememeber i run this joint aight . . .



*****************IN THE NEXT 48HRS ARE NO RESPONSE OR BATTLES SHAZ SHALL BE DECLARED WINNER OF THIS TOURNEY *****************

*************************SORRY RTHGE PREVIOUS BAR-METER WAS WRONG*******************

BELOW IS THE CORRECT BAR METER ,KINDLY PARDON ME. . . . . .


****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 4 BARS

FLOWSHOW 3 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

TIANSHE 1 BAR

SHAZ IS JUST A BAR AWAY FROM SNATCHING THE TITLE . . . . . .HMMMMMMMMMMMM NEVER THOUGHT SHAZ WOULD COME THIS FAR . . . . . . . ANYWAYS THE BATTLES STILL ON . . . .

***************************RESULT*************************************

FLOWSHOW VS SHAZ

FLOWSHOW


delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 6

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 21



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SHAZ




delivery: 6

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 7

rhyming :5

TOTAL = 30


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SHAZ WINS




****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 3 BARS

FLOWSHOW 2 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

tianshe 1 BAR

@dathreat,afrkngs

what are u dudes doing hurr . . . .dont tell u'all ran off from "star warz" cos of the heat ? . . . tot u dudes were real souljas/worrriors . . . . .damn

@flowshow

bro,i am not analyzing what u have posted. . . . i already complained that ur bars are just too lenghtly . . .all i want is 16bars bro nothing more nothing less . . . . . no disrespect man u gave u me ur word you wont exceed 16 bars . . . . i insist u stick to 16bars aight

be easy

[color=Black]@ all em NETCESS[/color]

YO!!! things are kind'a slow this days . . . . . . very few battles very few challenges . . . . whgats the deal . . . . .

MAY BE THE 7 MARK BAR IS TOO MUCH . . . . . . . . WELL THE BRID HAS DECIDED TO REDUCE IT TO 5BARS


********* FIRST NETCEE TO HIT 5 BARS WILL BE DECLARED WINNER OF THIS TOURNEY***************

***************************RESULT*************************************

SAUCEKID VS SHAZ


SAUCEKID


delivery: 5

word play : 4

metaphors/similes:4

dissing :5

rhyming :4

TOTAL =22

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SHAZ



delivery:5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes:5

dissing :6

rhyming :5

TOTAL =27


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SHAZ WINS


*****************BAR-METER********************

FLOWSHOW 3 BARS

SHAZ 3 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

tianshe 1 BAR

wassup rap,

good to knw u came through at last . . . u knw ur boy brid got ur back . . . u's a shinning star that who we are bro . . .



grabs the mic . . . .

yo! mad props to ma dowg rap-sody
ma boy came through eventually
holding it down like the force of gravity
flows so intense like som' spiritually


the revolution is here in we faces
we on tha gospel move
grab em suit cases
only the Godly knw how we do's

the gospel platoon,captains of Christ company
rooted like the natives
hold more power than the power holding company
brids got ur back rap . .damn this is massive

purified creativity
gospel hip-hop crusader
we free even in captivity
rapsody d babylon crusher, i see d fall of soddom and gomorah




MAD RESPECT MAN

**********************RESULTS************************

SIMMY VS FLOWSHOW
SIMMY

delivery: 4

word play : 3

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 4

rhyming : 4

TOTAL =19


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FLOWSHOW

delivery: 4

word play : 5

metaphors/similes: 5

dissing : 6

rhyming : 5

TOTAL = 25

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FLOWSHOWS WINS

**WARNING FLOW TRY AS MUCH AS TO LIMIT UR BARS TO 16 AIGHT


*****************BAR-METER********************

FLOWSHOW 3 BARS

SHAZ 2 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

tianshe 1 BAR

[color=Black]******************** ATTENTION ALL NETCESS COMPETING*************************[/color]


ITS SEEMS THIS TWO-STAR GENERAL AND ONE STAR GENERAL THING AINT WORKING,
AS THE MODERATOR OF THIS BATTLE ZONE I HEREBY OVER-RIDE MY PREVIOUS RULES BY INTRODUCING THE ULTIMATE ORDER

*ORDER 1* FROM HENCE FORTH ALL NETCEES ARE EQUALL (NO MORE ONE 1 or two star generals)

*ORDER 2* FIRST NTECEE REACH 7 BARS IS DECLARED WINNER (CANT BATTLE THE SAME EMCEE TWICE )

I THINK THIS IS LUCID AND FAIR ENUF

@
the dopest line thurr's from my dowg rapsody . . . . that dude is tight . . like that . . . much respect . .yes i recorgnise my boy wordsmith . . . miss this dudes for real

@rap and word

where u dudes at?

@saucekid

whats with the boH!! thing dowg . . . .name names aight . remeber u got 2 star generals to battle u knw. . .stay fly soulja

@shaz

dont mean to disrespect u ma,but i run things around here . . though my judgement is subject to objections and all . . . . but just like i told my man flowshow . . . i might see the cup half empty and u might see it half full . . . . u might see all ur rhymes rhyme to earn u a 10 and i migth see the same rhymes to earn u a 4 . . .some one else might see it different from we . . . i suggest u hold ur peace and enjoy the game aight . . .stay fly ma


@flowshow

one battle at a time bro . . . .one battle at a time

@flow

u just dont invite anyone to battle if he/she aint on my list . . . . but for old times sake . . .am r let simmy in, . . , carry one soljas


@simmy
u welcome bro

@flow

bros. . . i cant grant ur demand for a re-match . . .sorry

as for shaz analysing ur rhymes . . . well,thats from her own view . . . people have different views about things generally . . .u migth see the glass half full and i migth just see it half empty . . .we are as diverse as our looks. . . so my guy flow . . . i run the show hurr . . .shaz runs her show on the "feed" thread . . .THINGS ARE SEEN MY WAY ON THIS THREAD.
Nevertheless, its a good thing that u stated ur mind openly . . . i commend that for real . . .keep 'em flows coming flowshow.



======================RESULTS=====================

SHAZ VS MALTHUSS



SHAZ


delivery: 5

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 5

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 22


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MALTHUSS



delivery: 7

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 7

rhyming : 7

TOTAL = 33


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MALTHUSS WINS




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FLOWSHOW VS SAUCEKID


FLOWSHOW


delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 6

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 22

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SAUCEKID


delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing :4

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 20

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FLOW WINS


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*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

FLOWSHOW 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

tianshe 1 BAR

hmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .

@mailmalc

thanks man . . . . its all good bro . . good to hear from u . . . stay fly bro



======================RESULTS=====================

FLOWSHOW VS MALTHUSS



FLOW


delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 4

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 20


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MALTHUSS

delivery: 7

word play :7

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing :6

rhyming :6

TOTAL = 32

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MALTHUSS WINS



*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

FLOWSHOW 1 BAR

tianshe 1 BAR

MALTHUSS 1 BAR

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SAUCEKID VS MARKOLINI


SAUCEKID




delivery: 6

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 7

dissing : 6

rhyming : 6

TOTAL = 31



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MARKOLINI


delivery: 6

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 5

dissing : 6

rhyming : 6

TOTAL = 29


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SAUCEKID WINS


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SHAZ VS TIANSHE


SHAZ



delivery: 6

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 5

dissing : 6

rhyming : 5

TOTAL = 28


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TIANSHE


delivery: 7

word play : 7

metaphors/similes: 7

dissing : 6

rhyming : 7

TOTAL = 34

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TIANSHE WINS




*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

FLOWSHOW 1 BAR

TIANSHE 1 BAR



HAve a lovely weekend peeps

@eldee

permission granted bro. . . ,


@shaz
dropped that one in a hurry . . . .but am post some of my old lines for analysis though . . .am donne doing rymes . . .am more into investing in the industry . . . . diddy style

@ EVERYONE

SORRY FOLKS, . . . .THE NETWORK HURR HAS BEEN BAD FOR A WHILE . . . . RESULTS COMING UP B4 END OF TODAY . . .


@MALTHUSS

dude its was about time . . . .anyways u in as a 2-STAR GENERAL replacing Alexpissu aight . . . now b4 anybody's raises any eyebrow about me giving Malthuss automatic entry as a 2-Star GENERAL kINDLY NOTE THAT B4 NOW MALTHUSS HOLDS THE TITLE (AS WINNER) IN THE LAST SUCCESSFUL BATTLE TOUR WHICH I DID . . .

SO case settled aight . . .



Malthuss kindly respond to Flow

@flow

i see wordsmith refused to respond . . . hmmm !!! will need to amend a rule . . . . its very unlike wordsmith honestly . . . pls bear with me as i make a few adjust ments by introducing a rule11 . . . i aint ready to give out bars just like that . . . flow,i dont mean to disrespect u aight . .


RULE NUMBER 11.

IN EVENT OF A NETCEE NOT RESPONDING TO A BATTLE,IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A DISQUALIFICATION AND INVITEE AWARDED A BAR ONLY AND IF INVITEE HAS FULLY PARTICIPATED BY AT LEAST IN A BATTLE.IN OTHER WORDS THIS RULE IS ONLY APPLICABLE IF BOTH NETCEES HAVE BATTLED PREVIOUSLY WITH OTHER CONTESTANTS.

@FLOW
i cant give u that BAR cos Wordsmith has not even attempted to battle any one hurr . . . reason for this introduction is to avoid giving out bars cheaply . . . only when a netcee has battled at least once then can this rule be applicable . . . .wordsmith has not battled at all so in does not count. . . . .carry on soulja




. . . . .results coming up shortly

@ FLOW
point of correction my bro . . . shaz is not scared to face u man. . . .she just cant do 2 battles at the same time . . .so make another pick bro, aight . . .u better gear ur self to battle a 2-star general soon . . . u cant escape it if u wan to win this tournament . . .may i suggest u pick on wordsmith ?

@shaz

u finally got the war u wanted . . .like tinashie said . . .shoot first . . . .


@tianshe

i doubt if u was aware that wordsmith actually invited u for battle . . . .u never responded . . . .why?