I dnt blame him,I blame d bastard taking dat pics....mabe he's trying 2 reduce his Pot belle...The gym is a matured solutin sir!

EverLily:
Where is the funny thing now? Am I missing something

If u dnt find it funny,it's either u're sad mood or U av a problem with wisdom cuz I dnt tink u understand d Joke

Teacher:Class,who was d first man 2 walk on d moon?

Class:Neil Armstrong ma!

Teacher:Stupid Children! Bastards!

Class:

Teacher:The answer is Paul walker..Do u hear me?!!!!!

Class:yes ma!

Teacher:Gud,it would remain paul walker until u bring my xmas gift...now all of u GERARA HERE MEHN SHIT!!!!!!!

MzOnajin1:
RIP bro

same 2 u dude

hey guys..I need ur help..I saw a beautiful lady staring at me in a club one bright afternoon....I was na feeling lyk .....as I stood up 2 approch d lady she started frowning..I didn't mind sha....I was so surprised wen she came 2 me nd said she needs a guy..I stood up immmediately nd said am available....she took me 2 her house and told me she'll pay 50thousnd dollars if I can die 4 her....I was annoyed so I started shouting at her...she started crying..she stormed out of her house with tears in her face..I pitied her nd I started blaming myself...dat evil spirit in me na started pursueing her..I wanted 2 see where she was running too.....lo nd behold..I sw her at d middle of d road(lagos-ibadan express way)..my wisdom quickly told me dat she wnted 2 commit suicide...a truck ws runnin wit full speed 2 crush her..I quickly fly lyk jet li nd pushed her.....dt's d last tin I remember....the nxt tin I saw ws dat ..I was at home nd I was tking God cuz I saved a person's lyf.....guys d problem is..av been in my parlour wit my family watchin T.V nd yet they are still luking 4 me..they cooked evry1 food xcept mine..am shouting at them buh they can't hear...am even touching them buh they dnt knw...is dat am nw invisible or wt do u tink....

mekonglobal:
See as my body was shaking wt laughter

u sabi whine oo

Am nt mad oooo...am jst high on pipe weed

hey guys I need ur help...am at a general hospital now along isheri_road...I got admitted there bcause I was trying 2 settle a serious fight between two soldiers......I was passing my own jeje oo...I na saw 2 huge guys fighting in a close corner..as d bible says luv ur neighbour as ur sef..I went 2 them nd pleaded wit them..they were matured enough 2 stop fighting..I was very happy wit myself cuz I never blieved I could settle a fight i preached 2 them nd adviced them...as they were about going,that evil spirit in me called them bak...............I was lyk ..guys wat even cause d fight sef?they told me d whole story that they were soldiers nd they were fighting 2 knw which one of dem has d finest gf..I was lykwat!..they were lykwt hppen..I na said "u guys are crazy oo.so u'e soldiers??v..u're fighting bcause of gal wen ur beta mates ae fight bcause of Boko Har.."Dt is d lst tin I remember....av 4gotten wat happen nxt ..guys d problem I dnt understand is..any tym I look at d mirror I c someone's palm on my cheeks..like someone opened his palm wide nd use it 2 touch my cheeks..guys d doctors said they've never seen it b4 buh they called it a "divine touch 4rm above" buh I still dnt understnd..can someone xplain beta

Op u're high on pipe weed

ikbnice:
that's the beginning of the episode 2 of your freemadness season 1. Hope its gonna be interesting.

my CD is already out..buy 1 nd get 1 free

hey guys I need ur help...am at yabaleft nw buh am nt mad...I dnt knw hw 2 tell d doctor 2 free me ..I woke up 1 day after I got sacked 4rm work bcause of a deadly scratch I did on assembly ground...I was so broke dt I could do anytin 2 make money at dat moment .I decieded 2 use my instinct 2 make money ..guess wat I did...I dressed up lyk a mad man nd held my "ike owo"..I started displaying mad men freestyle nd I was gaining money 4rm it..as I was hapy wit my trick,I decieded 2 pass a street.I didn't knw dat street contains raw nd chronic mad men...they saw me lyk I was a superstar nd they pursued me...madmen are fast oo ...they got me nd started beating me..they were lyk 7 in number (5 men nd 2 sisi)..they pounced on me(they tot they were playing wit me)...tk God 4 dat yabaleft service dat came wit their mini-van buh they injected us all nd packed us 2gether....I woke u on d bed wit my legs chained...I dnt knw hw 2 escape 4rm dis dungeon..some of does mad sisi are already tripping 4 me...buh jokes apart I really need 2 escape 4rm here..dnt be surprised am still wit my fone ..dat is d lord's doing cuz they 4got 2 take my fone..I'll av called my friends buh there's no mtn service here

Tintinnoty:
this joke is as old as creation

how old is creation..my gf tells me dt evrytym...is it a guD tin

Lekan111:
Almighty formula or completing the square method

which one of dem do u want me 2 tich u

hugogerrard:
ask ur gf or ur mum this issue. They were there when this bullshit was taken place in d 1st place

u try sha

a better commnt pls

hey guys I need ur help....my gf came 2my house one rainy nite nd after we ate dinner nd gisted(pardon my english)...we were alone in d parlour nd bored...my gf told me she's so cold dat she needed warmth badly... Jst as I was abt bringing out d conji dat makes all tins hot(aka Hot Dog) ...............I saw my momma running from d kitchen wit hot kettle in my hands nd I was lyk ...then nxt tin I saw was....I was on a hospital bed..D doctors said they found me on d floor with my steaming hot dog ..can someone pls give me an explaination of wat happened..I remember vividly dt I didn't compliain of coldness nd besides..why was my conji steaming

;DDat head looks lyk mountain everest

hey guys....i need ur help pls...I jst got sacked in my schl as a teacher..guess wat I did...I was jst delivering a speech on d assembly ground..unfortunately dat stupid bedbug(name withheld) in my trouser jst bite my "woropon"....I ended up scratching my balls 4 gud 5mins...I was called 2 glory in my madam office nd ..u no d rest..my question is..is it my fault??

;DHey guy or miss....is dis wat u said I should crack my brain 4 ....u must be high on pipe weed

I'll av loved 2 read it buh I swear I can't find my glasses

Does he ride all??

Hey guys..I need ur helps pls ...I told my pastor I would lyk 2 donate my family on behalf of 3million naira nd since den he has been rolling on d floor nd speaking in tongues ...is it dat d money Is too much or wat??

Oh yea...dat was once my schl bag

They are both high on "pipe weed" ...including d Op sef

I dunno wat ya saying

Is it nt question?? ....smh...u should tk God 4 me na..I use james bond mode 2 run...

hey guys....I knw am crazy 4 saying dis buh it's real nd u should try it too....I had a dream dat I was given an "i-phone 7" as an award...I knew I was dreaming nd I didn't want 2 waste my gift....guess wat I did ....I went 2 a corner nd held d i-phone so tight...I am a proud owner of an i-phone 7 now ...u can try it too

:PAs 4 me I'll release in it's mouth..I dnt tink dat's a gud idea anyway...what will I even be looking 4 in dat river sef

hey guys I need ur help...I went 2 an uncompleted buiding 2 take picturess 4 my project,I met some workers nd they granted me d permisssion 2 enter...as I was climbing d stairs,,I fell nd hit my foot on a nail...as I looked up..lo nd behold I saw a worker...he was licking his mouth..lyk his mouth was watery as he kept staring at my blood...I quickly stood up nd made a run 4 it....my question is..why was he staring....is he a vampire or a ritualist?