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Jokes Etc › Re: Awaiting the arrival of the heavenly Ministers (funny photo) by HzRF(m): 11:41am On Sep 17, 2015
Princeozb:
These Men Should all be on political retirement, they had their oppurtunities, let them give way for the younger generation, Some of them are older than Tukur.
Haha tukur NA 80
Jokes Etc › Re: Awaiting the arrival of the heavenly Ministers (funny photo) by HzRF(m): 11:39am On Sep 17, 2015
apexcut:
Its a funny photo, but looking at it seriously, its embarrassing how corruption has so affected Nigeria that so much time has to be put in while in search of ministers with no previous baggage of corruption. Its worrisome to the president but funny to some people.







www.apexcut.com
And if the feelers are anything to go by
We will still end up with dem
Jokes Etc › Re: Awaiting the arrival of the heavenly Ministers (funny photo) by HzRF(m): 11:35am On Sep 17, 2015
ajepako:
Nigerians!

In the face of anything, tsunami, poverty, flood, erosion, terrorism:

You can never take away our sense of humour and creativity!

No wonder we are voted the most optimistic and the happiest people on planet earth!

I love my naija anyday... grin grin grin grin grin grin
If Nigerians can't make u laugh

Ur solution dey heaven

#NoDoubt

Just hoping we will 1 day be called developed country

. Even Dey enjoy our joke die
Politics › Re: I Am Probing Amaechi Same Way Buhari Is Scrutinizing Jonathan’s Tenure – Wike by HzRF(m): 11:22am On Sep 17, 2015
Demdem:
Wike is a shameless liar. Buhari is probing the entire years Jonah-daft was in power. Wike restricted his probe to just 16 months.
Demdem
U keep settings new standard for stupidity everyday keep it up
Politics › Re: FG To Arraign Senate President Over False Asset Declaration On Friday by HzRF(m): 8:53am On Sep 17, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
Bros, it won't create anything o. Saraki is not synonymous with Senate. Adolphus Wabara was a SP and faced prosecution. There is Deputy Senate President to preside in the absence of Senate President.
Saraki loyalist cross across board in the Senate and within apc
Touch him and create another crisis
Politics › Re: FG To Arraign Senate President Over False Asset Declaration On Friday by HzRF(m): 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
The FG have my undivided support in the prosecution of Senator Bukola Saraki. His offence is weighty and criminal in nature. He should prove his innocence to the Judge.


PS: This probably is the only area that I've come to terms with this administration since they came to power. #Power To The People.
This will create another crisis in NASS meaning no minister
Politics › Re: Pipeline Vandals Kill 10 DSS Operatives In Ogun by HzRF(m): 10:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
Blakjewelry:
Pipeline vandalism and oil bunkering have a cartel of it own
And dey are highly placed

The money involved is high

1 operation and u are atleast 300k richer
Politics › Re: Pipeline Vandals Kill 10 DSS Operatives In Ogun by HzRF(m): 10:09pm On Sep 16, 2015
Bevista:
NNPC, please where are the drones you talked about. We need them to rain air strikes on these mofos quickly before they cause more harm to life and property.

They have drawn first blood. I hope they are ready for what might follow. There is a new Sheriff in town, remember.
Lol new sheriff ko
New mukthar nii

Na lyk this u go dey fool ursef while dem go dey do wetin dem wan do


By the way what's dss own with pipeline no be army job
Celebrities › Re: Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Comes For Pastor Adeboye For Buying A Private Jet by HzRF(m): 1:54pm On Sep 16, 2015
basille:
Davido and others made their money by singing, performing, endorsement deals and signing to record labels and not from deceiving people.
So pastors especially a caliber of adeboye can't find anybody to get them such
Politics › Re: Pensioners Ask CBN To Stop Osun N35bn Bailout by HzRF(m): 1:47pm On Sep 16, 2015
free2ryhme:
All these civil service states are in trouble. In situations like this, the fault can never rest with only one side. Yes, the pensioners have been denied their money for so long, but take a long look before you judge: the society is reaping what it sowed! Givernments don't manufacture money and no amount of politics will manufacture money. Osun is broke and that is that.
Nd who make osun to go broke


Civil servants?
Celebrities › Re: Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Comes For Pastor Adeboye For Buying A Private Jet by HzRF(m): 1:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
basille:
1 billion likes for this dude. I don't care if he's gay.

Once again, i pity the gullible people following this dickheads called men of god.

They keep on exploiting people with a fake religion which even the originators no longer accept and then they use the non-existent hell fire doctrine to keep them in line.

The one's who claim to see visions/perform miracles go to ijebu ode to get spiritual powers/enlightenment.

Then they turn around to tell you that your indigenous tradition is devil worship, which is also the same place they got their powers from, so you can't achieve spiritual enlightenment and continue to be under their control.

SMH.

It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.
U an idi0t
Serving God means u must suffer right

Until u can't feed well:then u are serving as God


If Davido or any artiste get new ur likes will be busy typing O. B. O baddest Nd Other gibberish but wen a pastor did itz tithe money


Daft head
Politics › Re: Breaking!! TSA Impact!! 11600 Bank Workers To Be Sacked!! by HzRF(m): 8:41am On Sep 16, 2015
GabrielSuswam:
Sack over 1million if possible...So Banks recruited based on Government Accounts? Our Banks were never private Sector Driven, That's why banks can never loan money to a poor fellow who wants to go into business even small scale business!! Over a trillion naira government money will be saved through TSA...

It's Just Like Saying we shouldn't have steady electricity supply in our homes because Generator importers and repairers might go out of business or Hungry...

Dear Buhari pls block all loopholes.. I'm tired of seeing government workers buying houses worth 800million in Asokoro,Wuse, Maitama n Gwarinpa...
Lol keep fooling yourself

U mean civil servants goto banks operating their agency acctand withdraw 800 million to buy house


It hw much they remit to the TSA that count
They would still steal if they want

Left to ur body odour bubu Kardashian to fish dem out
Politics › Re: Breaking!! TSA Impact!! 11600 Bank Workers To Be Sacked!! by HzRF(m): 8:37am On Sep 16, 2015
Jwhizzy:
This is unnecessary sensationalisation. Besides, I am yet to see anyone give an objective analysis on how the TSA is responsible for the loss of almost 12,000 jobs in the banking sector.
Hypocrisy

Banks needs money to survive

Source of their survival is being shaken since agency no longer use their banks

Will they still allow pple with no duty to continue
Politics › Re: Breaking!! TSA Impact!! 11600 Bank Workers To Be Sacked!! by HzRF(m): 8:20am On Sep 16, 2015
sammyj:
If TSA is meant to stop corruption in civil service and this banks want to sack 11 thousand workers , my is for those against TSA question is if the workers were employed for corruption or if the marketers are supposed to target the private sector !!! shocked angry
Olodo
Banks don't steal NA d agency dept steal
The money lodge in the banks is managed by pple nt by stick
Politics › Re: Angry Workers Batter Journalists In Osun - PUNCH by HzRF(op): 9:03pm On Sep 15, 2015
They tot dey are osbc (state media turned aregbe Media house)
Politics › Angry Workers Batter Journalists In Osun - PUNCH by HzRF(op): 8:46pm On Sep 15, 2015
Irate workers in Osun State on Tuesday battered journalists from MITV, Abass Okandeji and ONTV reporter, Adeniyi Folorunsho, during a protest.
The incident happened at the State Government’s Secretariat when the journalists in company with their colleagues went to cover the protest by the workers over non-payment of their salaries.
Our correspondent gathered that the network journalists were dealt several blows by the irate workers who thought they were working for a government owned media organisation.
The prompt response of officials of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps and colleagues of the victims prevented a further battering the journalists.
Okandeji, who spoke on the telephone with our correspondent said he was mistaken for a journalist from the media organisation the workers considered to be unfriendly to them.
He said, ” I was treated at the clinic inside the secretariat, I have chest pain, but Folorunsho has cut on his hand. His camera was also damaged by our attackers.”
He said he was at the Ataoja Police Station where he had gone to make a formal report to the police on the attack.
The chairman Nigeria Union of Journalists, Osun State chapter, Mr. Biodun Olakere, when contacted on the telephone by our correspondent condemned the attack.
He said, “The attack was unfortunate and we condemn it. The NLC chairman has apologised and we have accepted the apology, but we have asked the two gentlemen beaten to identify just one out of those who beat them and we would ensure that that one is dealt with.
” We know that the leadership of the labour union was not behind it, but it was the handiwork of some misguided persons. We will ensure that those who perpetrated the act face the wrath of the law.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/angry-workers-batter-journalists-in-osun/
Politics › Re: Osun Pupils Protest Request For Tax Clearance-punch by HzRF(op): 4:34pm On Sep 15, 2015
madridguy:
Gov. Aregbe should just behave himself. Enough of shi.t.
Who gods want to kill dey 1st make him think he can harbour the thought that he can swim inside Kanji dam
Politics › Osun Pupils Protest Request For Tax Clearance-punch by HzRF(op): 4:26pm On Sep 15, 2015
Secondary school students in Osogbo, the Osun State capital, on Tuesday staged a protest against the government policy that any student who cannot produce their parents’ tax clearance should not be allowed in school.

Students of Osogbo High School trooped out in hundreds and trekked from their school, through Ogo Oluwa area to the Governor’s Office singing anti-government songs.
Armed with leaves, the students were joined on the roads to the Governor’s Office by their colleagues in other schools.
The Head Boy of Osogbo High School 1, Taiwo Oyewole, said the students were protesting because most of their parents who were government workers had not been paid for months, adding that it was impossible for them (parents) to pay N4,500 for tax clearance.
He said there was a directive from the state government that any student who could not produce the clearance should not be allowed in school.
The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Education, Mr. Lawrence Oyeniran, when contacted said the directive was given by a body at the Internal Revenue.
Oyeniran said, ” Internal revenue gave the directive, but it is a collective decision. We will talk to them to douse the tension.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/osun-secondary-school-students-protest-against-tax-clearance-policy/



https://punch.cdn.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Oshun-Students-360x270.jpg
Politics › Re: Amaechi Is ‘clean And Spotless’, APC Tells Buhari by HzRF(m): 8:21pm On Sep 14, 2015
Caseless:
If Amaechi is clean to be the leader of 'common sense revolution', he's clean to be in buhari's cabinet.
Wike is too corrupt to be calling amaechi corrupt; we all know he was once part of Amaechi's govt.
Senseless indeed
Politics › Re: Amaechi Is ‘clean And Spotless’, APC Tells Buhari by HzRF(m): 8:19pm On Sep 14, 2015
Trailblazer1:
i never knew we had a Nigerian standard of viewing corruption especially when the person concern belongs to our tribe or party undecided

now, repeat after me:

Amaechi is a criminal huh huh huh
Amaechi is a criminal huh huh huh
Amaechi is a criminal huh huh huh

continue saying this till you get sense grin
Wow love ur spirit

I don't think demdem can even get trace of sense not to talk of main sense

is foolery is high to the top of the echelon of stupidity ever known
Politics › Re: Osun Lecturers Protest Unpaid Salaries (Photo) by HzRF(m): 3:26pm On Sep 14, 2015
atinukedam:
Aregbe is jst a disaster here in osun state, pple re really suffering expecially d civil servant even we doin biz re financially handicap is has jst turn evrytin upside, he wil definitely be rewarded....olorun masan ni esan ise owo e......oloriburuku
He's a bastard
That's y he want to destroy this state
Politics › Re: Osun Lecturers Protest Unpaid Salaries (Photo) by HzRF(m): 3:24pm On Sep 14, 2015
Trailblazer1:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Aregbesola for President 2019 grin grin grin grin


no rival
He won't even vote for himself
Politics › Re: Fayose Harbours Thugs In Government House Who Rob And Kidnap At Night – APC by HzRF(m): 3:04pm On Sep 14, 2015
Demdem:
Goon, u need it more.
Dedem the Foolish 1
Politics › Re: Fayose Harbours Thugs In Government House Who Rob And Kidnap At Night – APC by HzRF(m): 1:56pm On Sep 14, 2015
Demdem:
Fayose himself is a thug so harboring such in his abode isnt out of place for him.
Receive brain
In Jesus name
Politics › Re: Court Delaying Senate Forgery Case, Say Police by HzRF(m): 8:11am On Sep 14, 2015
Aufbauh:
It's only in Nigeria a court order can staled the Police from performing it's constitutional statutory role. No wonder there's a general perception that the judiciary stinks with corruption and unwholesome practices.
Rubbish itz actually in Nigeria Police can float court orders

Itz just bcuz of the caliber of pple who are involved
Politics › Re: JPMorgan: Poor Economic Decision By Okonjo Iweala And GEJ Team by HzRF(m): 7:52am On Sep 14, 2015
jaytee01:
How many did we get before with the listing? Do you think investment decisions are based wholly on issues like index listings?
Okay
Let's see hw many will stay

Getting listed makes us a "developing country" an investment haven for investors
Now about to be "under developed" country o
U want to put ur money to where ur mouth is not
Politics › Re: JPMorgan: Poor Economic Decision By Okonjo Iweala And GEJ Team by HzRF(m): 6:16am On Sep 14, 2015
Story for em gods

Nw without jp Morgan
Let's see hw many investors we will get
Phones › Re: My IOS Games (photos) by HzRF(m): 5:40am On Sep 14, 2015
XVIER:
now let me help you what version of iOS are you on?
8
Phones › Re: My IOS Games (photos) by HzRF(m): 8:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
XVIER:
yes I jailbreak it.
Hw can I jail break
Politics › Re: Buhari's Administration Is Not Responsible For JP Morgan's Removal. by HzRF(m): 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2015
Obiagelli:
Full article


(Bloomberg) -- As if the collapse in crude
prices, forthcoming elections and an Islamist
insurgency weren’t enough, investors in
Nigeria have another matter to worry about:
deciding whether the new central banker is
his own man.
Godwin Emefiele, appointed in June after
President Goodluck Jonathan suspended
predecessor Lamido Sanusi almost a year
ago, has focused on stemming currency
declines that could damage the government
of Africa’s biggest oil producer and economy
ahead of Feb. 14 elections. Emefiele is
“putting off painful and inevitable
adjustments” in the exchange rate until after
the vote, Bank of America Corp. economists
Oyin Anubi and Turker Hamzaoglu in
London wrote in a Jan. 21 report.
“It’s only natural to think there’s less
independence at the central bank,” Kevin
Daly, a fund manager overseeing $13 billion
of developing-market debt at Aberdeen Asset
Management Plc, said by phone from
London on Jan. 27. “He replaced arguably
the most effective and outspoken central
bank governor that we’ve seen in African
emerging markets for some time.”
Daly said he hasn’t held government bonds
in naira since about October, partly because
of concern he might not be able to easily sell
assets in the currency.
Emefiele, 53, said that politics doesn’t affect
any of his decisions.
“The central bank remains a very
independent institution, just like it was
under my predecessor,” he said by phone
from Abuja on Thursday. “We have never
been influenced by any political
consideration. No politician talks to us to try
and influence us.”
JPMorgan Warning
Still, the naira has become a campaign issue,
with opposition leader Muhammadu Buhari’s
team pointing to the weakening purchasing
power of the currency under Jonathan.
While oil producers with falling exchange
rates from Russia to Malaysia have avoided
imposing currency controls, Emefiele’s
measures cut daily trading of the naira to
less than a tenth of previous levels last
month, according to Standard Chartered Plc.
The restrictions prompted JPMorgan Chase &
Co. to warn Jan. 16 that it may remove
Nigeria from bond indexes tracked by more
than $200 billion of funds. Foreign holdings
of domestic debt have fallen by half since
2013, according to Standard Chartered.
“It’s difficult for policy makers to ignore that
political backdrop,” Ayodele Salami, who
oversees about $200 million of Nigerian
equities as chief investment officer of Duet
Asset Management, said by phone from
London on Feb. 4.
Investor caution has helped drive yields on
local government bonds to 15.4 percent, the
highest since August 2012 and steepest
among 31 emerging markets tracked by
Bloomberg. The stock market is posting the
world’s worst losses this year.
Jonathan’s Showdown
The naira weakened 0.7 percent to 193.82
per dollar as of 2:07 p.m. in Lagos, a record
low on a closing basis, to increase losses
over the past six months to 17 percent, the
most among 24 African currencies tracked
by Bloomberg. The exchange rate could still
tumble to 255, prices on 12-month forward
contracts show.
Jonathan, 57, a Christian from the south,
faces Buhari, a 72-year-old northern Muslim
and former military ruler, in Nigeria’s
tightest election since army rule ended in
1999.
Tensions are rising with the Islamist
militants Boko Haram declaring a caliphate
in northeastern Nigeria that’s the size of
Belgium. The group killed more than 4,700
people last year, double the number of
deaths during 2013, according to Bath, U.K.-
based risk consultancy Verisk Maplecroft.
Jonathan ousted Sanusi last February,
accusing him of “financial recklessness and
misconduct.” Now the Emir of Kano,
Nigeria’s second-most important Islamic
ruler, Sanusi had called on Jonathan to
investigate billions of dollars of oil revenue
he said were unaccounted for.
Speculative Demand
Emefiele took over in June, days before
crude prices began their 50 percent plunge.
Oil provides about 90 percent of Nigerian
export earnings and 70 percent of
government revenue.
The central bank spent $5 billion defending
the exchange rate in the last three months of
2014, reducing reserves to a three-year low
of $34 billion, while devaluing the midpoint
of the official exchange rate to 168 per dollar
from 155 and raising the benchmark
borrowing cost to a record 13 percent.
Trading restrictions introduced in December
were needed to cut “spurious or speculative
demand” for dollars, Emefiele said in an
interview last month. “Any investor that
wants to go out is able to do so freely,
without any hindrance.”
While Sanusi cut the the amount of foreign
currency banks can hold without assigned
buyers to 1 percent of shareholders’ funds
from 5 percent, Emefiele set the amount at
zero on Dec. 17, before allowing a 0.1
percent so-called net open position on Jan.
13.
Trading Crushed
The effect was to reduce daily trading to less
than $30 million from $300 million to $500
million and foreign holdings of government
bonds in naira to 14 percent of the total
from as much as 27 percent in 2013,
according to Samir Gadio, Standard
Chartered’s head of African strategy.
By contrast, Sanusi liberalized Nigeria’s
markets by lifting a requirement for foreign
investors to hold local-currency debt for at
least one year. That resulted in JPMorgan
adding the nation’s bonds to its GBI-EM
local-currency indexes in 2012. Foreigners
increased their holdings of the securities
almost fivefold in the next year, according to
Bank of America.
“Sanusi had high credibility in the
international markets and both the nature of
his exit and the context resulted in an
increase in Nigerian risk premium, which
has remained,” Jim O’Neill, the former
chairman of Goldman Sachs Asset
Management, who now works as a
Bloomberg View columnist, said in e-mailed
comments from London on Jan. 28.
Negative Watch
JPMorgan, placing Nigeria on “index watch
negative,” said the drop in currency and
bond trading “challenges the ability of
foreign investors to replicate the
benchmark.” The New York-based lender
will make a decision within five months.
Craig Macdonald, a spokesman for JPMorgan
in London, declined to comment.
The central bank’s decision to boost the net-
open position limit to 0.5 percent of funds on
Jan. 22, shortly after JPMorgan’s warning,
increased daily trading volumes to about
$250 million to $300 million, Emefiele said
on Thursday.
“We are confident we will remain in the
index based on the decision,” Emefiele said.
“The main issue was liquidity and we are
convinced that liquidity has come up to the
level they desire.”
For the market to “unfreeze,” the exchange
rate probably needs to weaken to 220 per
dollar, Antoon de Klerk, who helps oversee
$18 billion of emerging market debt at
Investec Asset Management Plc, said by
phone from London Feb. 2.
Lol typical mentality of the lying liars

Blame GEJ for Buhari failure
Hail Buhari body odour for GEJ success

Jan, Feb, March - September is 9 good months
GEJ spent 5 months and we still make jp Morgan whatever

After 3 months of we shall, we will, by the end of, hopefully by (pure mouth action) with no cabinet no policy no direction u think it will get better

Instead of banking on the the renew believe investors has in the country after GEJ prove to them that Nigeria democracy is growing
Instead ur likes was busy with ur praise singing, he can't be wrong mentality, he's body language Izz enough

Now we are about to reverse from being a "developing nation" to "under develop nation"
Itx still GEJ

Keep it up

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