₦airaland Forum

brandonobi:
Hilarious, if u luv puna, u can't be gay, duuuh

lol the feeling is weird seriously

NB; im no gay!!

so today i was having my bath then i got to a part where i was about to wash my ass suddenly i remembered stuff of when people talk about busting a guys ass and how they start wearing pampers (SCARY) and how painful it is so i tried slowly and dipped a finger into my asshole and it was irritating ever since the thought of that i have started feeling like a gay and its annoying because i love puna so much

what do u think people

so guys this morning i felt like eating bread and sardine (it was really a long time) so i went to a store to buy sardine (titus to be precise) lo and behold the man told me its N250 i was shocked that the price had reduced and i said to my self that it may have expired so i checked the lid and the best before was dated 2020 and i was happy then i got home ready to pounce on the food. as i transferred the content in a small plate i saw 3 fish in it i almost cried (exaggerating ) i was very happy and i said to myself could we truly be out of recession or was i lucky to see 3 fish in mine for a cheap price??

sorry i cant post the actual pics im using a nokia torch light phone and im also using a pc to browse

cc. lalasticlala

mynd44

seun

Freeman50:
...you are topping the game. these are basically current music in the billboard.. ESP. Nicki - no frauds and no regrets. Dope songs.

lol shining is still the best so wats urs?

Yawa- Tekno
No fraud- Nicki ft drake ft lil Wayne
shining- djkhaled ft Beyonce ft jayz (I'm addicted)
additional...ermm life is eazi, financial woman by phyno ft psquare and regret in ur tears by nickiminaj

Aunty go to Harvard and help us check Dino maleye result

cc lalasticlala pls FP


Men I'll say this and keep saying if everything where by merit the Igbos will be heading everything in this country we have almost 4 Igbos beating this Ives school thing
if only they know what it take to be proudly #igbo
how many Likes for #TEAMIGBO

Ifeoma White-Thorpe, a Nigerian-born teenager, has been accepted to all eight Ivy League schools

- She was accepted to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, the University of Pennsylvania, Cornell, Brown, Dartmouth and Stanford

- She now has a tough decision to make which one she will actually attend when she graduates in June

A Nigerian-born teenager schooling in New Jersey, Ifeoma White-Thorpe, is drawing positive attention after being accepted into eight Ivy League schools in the United States.

Nigerian-born teenager, ifeoma white-thorpe gets accepted into 8 ivy league schools
Ifeoma White-Thorpe has been accepted to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, the University of Pennsylvania, Cornell, Brown, Dartmouth and Stanford
The 17-year-old girl who is a senior at New Jersey’s Morris Hills High School was accepted by Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, the University of Pennsylvania, Cornell, Brown and Dartmouth.

She also got accepted by another elite school, Stanford, and now has to make a decision which to attend.



Now that she has been accepted to so many schools, the hard part will be deciding which one she will actually attend

"We're leaving it up to her," said Andre and Patricia White-Thorpe, Ifeoma's father and mother as the teenager has said she just doesn't know yet.

According to her, she was shaking when she got the eighth acceptance letter.

"I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, like this might be eight out of eight and I clicked it and it said 'Congratulations' and I was like oh my goodness!" White-Thorpe told CNN affiliate WABC-TV.

White-Thorpe wants to study biology and pursue a career in global health and she applied to all of the Ivy League schools since they have great research facilities.


https://www.naij.com/1097732-nigerian-born-teenager-ifeoma-white-thorpe-accepted-8-ivy-league-schools.html

op here's the link

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/04/us/teen-ivy-league-trnd/index.html

now scream lalasticlala

I mean like this "LALASTICLALA"

Men I'll say this and keep saying if everything where by merit the Igbos will be heading everything in this country we have almost 4 Igbos beating this Ives school thing
if only AF....knows what it take to be proudly #igbo

how many Likes for #TEAMIGBO

lalasticlala:
Lol
April F............


Happy new month

chai lala so yaff nuh yet marry ehn? u don old na mama need a grand child naaaa

Primusgideon:
After paying d 5,500naira at the bank the cashier told me that my e-pin wil b sent to my email...since tuesday 28 march 2017 that i went to d bank up til now i havnt received any e-pin in my email acct.. I've complained to the bank but they keep telling me to check my email... Plz what should i do? Do u really think i'll receive it in my email? I dnt knw what to do anymore.

ahnnn what bank? mine was printed out immediately I didn't even need to check any email
that's y u should use the CBT centre

Perpetual459:
do u think it's that so easy?

exactly what he said! and make sure u have your profile

lilfreezy:
They reduced the hours but the number of questions remain the same

lol its reduced from 250 questions to 180

eng now 60 instead of 100 the rest now 40 each

bring back our mouse biko

fabulousfortune:

dirty mind ;P

donolatunji:
Op U Must Be A ..........

cat lover

Kentura:
move this sh!t to front page? are you serious?
if this makes frontpage, just know that Nairaland is now gabbage!

its just for fun and to get dirty minded people

I saw this Girl was towelling her wet ppussy.
She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until the ppussy cried "Meow" and runs away
Moral Lessons :
1. Be kind to Animals
2. Always keep ur thoughts clean

iaamxavier:
hello medics in the house I wanna ask is it possible for a medical lab scientist own and run a private hospital (not doing a doctors job)

cc lagusta
milex
dearpiriye
ximinez and others

pls reply thanks

anybody pls reply thanks

Important notice to unilag aspirant 2017/18
If you fall under these department
Clinical science :-
Medicine and surgery
Physiotherapy
Nursing
Radiography
.
.Basic medical science :-
Medical lab science
Physiology
Pharmacology
..DENTISTRY
..PHARMACY
.
.Science:-
Microbiology
Biochemistry

If you fall under any of these category there's a whatsapp group created for us
Just join the group using this link

https:///JusPgRt5gszEnIQoBK9CuQ

Or drop your number to be added or send a message to the admin via :
07019025061

I'm a student I started. y biz with 15k but I earn abt 70k monthly

NB its an evening biz

4yrs later this thread made FP now who told you u can't be successful in life

Alhkerimu:
Good morning to all the wonderful people in the house.
something is confusing me about this jamb registration and i decided to bring it up here for more clearance.

After creating the account and you
obtain your pin from bank can you
now go to any cyber cafe of your
choice an register or you will go to
the only cafe that is approve by
jamb.
Matured answer pls.

look for an accredited CBT centre and register with a token of #700

hello medics in the house I wanna ask is it possible for a medical lab scientist own and run a private hospital (not doing a doctors job)

cc lagusta
milex
dearpiriye
ximinez and others

pls reply thanks

lalasticlala mynd44 c'man see

feran15:
Lol you want to write jamb and you are typing like this. Jesus help you

I dunno if I should call u an ode but I don't mean to insult u......are they gonna type in jamb has him typing like this have to do with doing jamb?

op CBT centre in my area is doing it 8k ya here complaining of 6.5k I'm reporting this to jamb on Twitter

lol I think most eastern and northern school are very strict on non indegene but if u talk about the west I say OAU

why the hyping of all this ss state because of oil tcheeew look at how SE own low pass!

although its too fake but very interesting