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From commissioner to minister.. From minister to governor.. From governor to senator..

Una no dey tire?? How will the country move forward with all these gready and sit-tight people in power!!

Don't be surprised to hear he wants to runs as a Vice Presidential candidate in the coming years

It's a good thing death is inevitable.. If not ehnnn!!

Akjr:
whats there cutoff mark for d school

Yet to be released

Unilag proposed screening format 2016 utme admission


Unilag 2016 UTME admission screening isn't as cumbersome as some people take it to be. The school has decided to make use of point system by combining candidates o level result and UTME result to cone up with aggregate.

Utme is given 60% weight while o level gets the remaining 40%

To calculate ones utme weight simply divide ones jamb score by 400 and multiply it by 60.

While to calculate o level, select the five relevant subject for ones proposed course and add all the point attached to the grade. A attracts 6 point, B 4 points and C 3 points. 10 mark is giving for having one sitting.

Lastly add both Jamb weight and O' level weight together to get ones aggregate.

Omo.. Na wa oo!!
But it's better than sitting at home na?? Make una go back to school!
Dem strike una complain; dem say make una come back asap una still dey complain!! Shuuu.. Una no dey tire?

Benita27:
They're actually following the FG directive.

With 200 and above? Screening candidates that were sent there for consideration?? Seriously

This is just impunity at the highest level.. Why will a school under the federal government go against it's directive? What potential leaders will the look at producing? It's all for the money; they care less about the future of the candidates.

Screening process is about to commence
For information go to this admission portal via http://www.unilag.edu.ng/newsdetails.php?NewsID=2681


SOURCE http://punchng.com/post-utme-unilag-releases-admission-guidelines/

I find it very hard to understand the rationale behind all these mindless killings.. What sort of religion makes it's followers into beasts and murderers?

Frank Oceans "Bad Religion" comes to mind

Same happened to me.. Just start allover! Eventually it's your life and not theirs; who will share in your shame?
Go with something that you have passion for; and when the chips are down.. Passion will spur you to unimaginable levels.

Better still.. School is really not for everyone! You really don't have to join the band wagon. Figure out what works best for you and chart your course in that line.

The story is just too one sides.. It's damn too convenient to exonerate one's self!
Abeg.. Second base jhare!!

It's sad to see how these politicians are honoured in churches today.. The truth can't be told to them because of the money they will drop for the church.
Christianity has degenerated! I don't expect the Catholic Church to join the band wagon.

Brb..

For all we know.. She's a fraud star and all her known information may be as fake as she looks!
It's very certain she's an isrealite from the yeastern part of the country.. She has "Igbo" written all over her

1) When a guy open a car door for a girl,
is either the girl is new or the car is new.
(2) A guy asked u for sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?". What do u expect him
to say, or Are U a LEARNER ?
(3) Half naked girls are hot,while well
dressed girls are beautiful. Hell is hot,
while heaven is beautiful. the choice is
yours.
(4)You have been engaged to him for 4
years and no wedding is forth coming.
Please kindly remove the ring. Is your
finger a key holder?
(5)You have slept with over 10 girls
without protection yet you go to the
barbers shop with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing?
(6) Guys always know who their heart
belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in
diamond sauce or do monkey style in
bed, if it's not you, it can't b u.
(7) In America wen a couple go to bed
dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain
"Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u
lock d Gate, doors & windows?
( You cannot say "I can't date you, I
have a boyfriend" and be asking for
money from him. Gt-bank staff cannot
receive salary from UBA bank!
(9) My name is A'square, I used my friend
to set up my girlfriend to see if she'll
cheat on me. Now they've sent me
weeding Invitation. What AM I?
(A) Learner
(B)God sent
(C) Fool
(10) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a
Girlfriend" when asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we had issues &
we've broken up".
(11) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and blamed for
every damn things. if mosquito bite you,
you will blame the government.
(12) No guy is single,you either snatch
him from someone or share him with
someone, the most important thing is to
be the highest Shareholder.
(13) I woke up today,someone
somewhere just took their last breath.
Thank You God for blessing me more than
I deserve
(14) 35yr old first class graduate without
job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I
Ain't Got no worries, your life is on SOS
(15) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the years?
(16)(a)
Sex won't make him love u
(b) A baby won't make him stay. If you're
doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE
(17) No matter how nice you are to a
goat, it will still eat your yam.
18) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him
enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout
April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!
(19)What shall it profit a girl to have all
the Brazilian hair in the whole world and
still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low a
cut?
(20) Kill an American citizen and 1 million
policemen will be deployed to search for
u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty
(21)Don't act like you have it all, even
rich men beg for pen in the bank.
(22) No matter how big ur house is,How
recent your car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is still gonna be the
same size, stay humble.
(23)No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your
Face Might Be,you Will Still Be the Food
For Worms. Set your Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever....it useless of u reading this post and feeling reluctant to send it....keep d fun moving.

which number do yu like most?

1) When a guy open a car door for a girl,
is either the girl is new or the car is new.
(2) A guy asked u for sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?". What do u expect him
to say, or Are U a LEARNER ?
(3) Half naked girls are hot,while well
dressed girls are beautiful. Hell is hot,
while heaven is beautiful. the choice is
yours.
(4)You have been engaged to him for 4
years and no wedding is forth coming.
Please kindly remove the ring. Is your
finger a key holder?
(5)You have slept with over 10 girls
without protection yet you go to the
barbers shop with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing?
(6) Guys always know who their heart
belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in
diamond sauce or do monkey style in
bed, if it's not you, it can't b u.
(7) In America wen a couple go to bed
dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain
"Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u
lock d Gate, doors & windows?
( You cannot say "I can't date you, I
have a boyfriend" and be asking for
money from him. Gt-bank staff cannot
receive salary from UBA bank!
(9) My name is A'square, I used my friend
to set up my girlfriend to see if she'll
cheat on me. Now they've sent me
weeding Invitation. What AM I?
(A) Learner
(B)God sent
(C) Fool
(10) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a
Girlfriend" when asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we had issues &
we've broken up".
(11) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and blamed for
every damn things. if mosquito bite you,
you will blame the government.
(12) No guy is single,you either snatch
him from someone or share him with
someone, the most important thing is to
be the highest Shareholder.
(13) I woke up today,someone
somewhere just took their last breath.
Thank You God for blessing me more than
I deserve
(14) 35yr old first class graduate without
job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I
Ain't Got no worries, your life is on SOS
(15) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the years?
(16)(a)
Sex won't make him love u
(b) A baby won't make him stay. If you're
doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE
(17) No matter how nice you are to a
goat, it will still eat your yam.
18) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him
enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout
April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!
(19)What shall it profit a girl to have all
the Brazilian hair in the whole world and
still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low a
cut?
(20) Kill an American citizen and 1 million
policemen will be deployed to search for
u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty
(21)Don't act like you have it all, even
rich men beg for pen in the bank.
(22) No matter how big ur house is,How
recent your car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is still gonna be the
same size, stay humble.
(23)No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your
Face Might Be,you Will Still Be the Food
For Worms. Set your Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever....it useless of u reading this post and feeling reluctant to send it....keep d fun moving.

which number do yu like most?

1) When a guy open a car door for a girl,
is either the girl is new or the car is new.
(2) A guy asked u for sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?". What do u expect him
to say, or Are U a LEARNER ?
(3) Half naked girls are hot,while well
dressed girls are beautiful. Hell is hot,
while heaven is beautiful. the choice is
yours.
(4)You have been engaged to him for 4
years and no wedding is forth coming.
Please kindly remove the ring. Is your
finger a key holder?
(5)You have slept with over 10 girls
without protection yet you go to the
barbers shop with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing?
(6) Guys always know who their heart
belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in
diamond sauce or do monkey style in
bed, if it's not you, it can't b u.
(7) In America wen a couple go to bed
dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain
"Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u
lock d Gate, doors & windows?
( You cannot say "I can't date you, I
have a boyfriend" and be asking for
money from him. Gt-bank staff cannot
receive salary from UBA bank!
(9) My name is A'square, I used my friend
to set up my girlfriend to see if she'll
cheat on me. Now they've sent me
weeding Invitation. What AM I?
(A) Learner
(B)God sent
(C) Fool
(10) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a
Girlfriend" when asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we had issues &
we've broken up".
(11) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and blamed for
every damn things. if mosquito bite you,
you will blame the government.
(12) No guy is single,you either snatch
him from someone or share him with
someone, the most important thing is to
be the highest Shareholder.
(13) I woke up today,someone
somewhere just took their last breath.
Thank You God for blessing me more than
I deserve
(14) 35yr old first class graduate without
job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I
Ain't Got no worries, your life is on SOS
(15) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the years?
(16)(a)
Sex won't make him love u
(b) A baby won't make him stay. If you're
doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE
(17) No matter how nice you are to a
goat, it will still eat your yam.
18) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him
enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout
April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!
(19)What shall it profit a girl to have all
the Brazilian hair in the whole world and
still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low a
cut?
(20) Kill an American citizen and 1 million
policemen will be deployed to search for
u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty
(21)Don't act like you have it all, even
rich men beg for pen in the bank.
(22) No matter how big ur house is,How
recent your car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is still gonna be the
same size, stay humble.
(23)No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your
Face Might Be,you Will Still Be the Food
For Worms. Set your Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever....it useless of u reading this post and feeling reluctant to send it....keep d fun moving.

which number do yu like most?

He looks majestic..
She looks adorable..

They are both on tour around the country world to showcase the richness of their culture.. #ProudOmoYoruba

Hater can hate on..
Enemies.. It's lagoon jumping time!!

Such delightful news is capable of coming out from that side.. Looking forward to many more of such!! I urge the good people of Anamabra not to relent; more power to your elbow and fertilizer to your farmlands

Such impunity.. Babangida was seen on the field without his staff of office!
IBB tutored Abacha very well to the point he outdid his master in looting and corruption.
These two(2) men singlehandedly constitute 20% of this country's problem. They shall andwer to their maker in due time!!!

Take a good look at yourself..
If you were created without any deformity.. You have no excuse to be useless and ungrateful.
Get off your high horse.. Get on your knees and thank your God; at least he counted you lucky!

omoalayo:
Olodo... Go back to kG and start Ur education again.. It has no reflection on Ur comment

Coming from someone that can't construct a meaningful sentence.. Abeg swerve!!

crixtex:
At least we know she is wanted in America for any scandal...
Neither is she wearing a 10million naira wristwatch. ....

Hmmm.. By their names you shall know them; Children of hate!!
All these poorly educated lost isrealites from the east, may you not be consumed by hatred. Patience is the worst known wife of the president ever, jewelleries and makeup couldn't hide her tackiness. She helped to milk this country dry

Brb

omotroyz:
dial *482#

What do you mean by 2 weeks and 2g

omotroyz:
dial *482#

What do you mean by 2 weeks and 2g

08136349380.. To be added to the group!

If only these traditional leaders have the interest of their people at heart.. It is soo unfortunate that most don't!

Brb

Bad market.. No criminal should be a law enforcement agent!
#SayNoToImpunity

And you claimed to have gotten above 300.. When you clearly have a comprehension problem.
If truly you were given provisional admission you would have seen the footnote which said you should get necessary information from your school of choice. I see why people clamour for post utme!

BEENUEL:
Nah name I kon check

Are you disappointed??