The Sadist
This ones come to the hostel with everything, including their personal toilet. They hate sharing, and you dare not come close to their hostel space because they would bash you. They quarrel with everybody in the room, na them dey claim "miss clean" pass..
Floaters
The are the Squattee of a bonafide squatter(shey u get). They don't usually stay in the hostel during the day, you would wake up to find two extra bodies compressing you on your bed.

I still remember "Last is a mallam wife"....omo see run. Most times I would misplace my slippers, because I don't want to be the mallam wife...that tittle/yabbing would go on for days if u dare come last.

Am I the only one who believe that anything from MTN is pure scam. I won't even bother, would just wait for people to start complaining because surely MTN does not give ANYTHING, I repeat ANYTHING for free... "MTN refund my money ooooo, I did not subscribe for any callerstune"

When I first saw his pics..I shouted JESUS CHRIST!!!
What do people eat to get to this point sef,
Rest in Peace......

Please, anyone who has info about any vacancy for IT student should please post it.....pleeassee

I thought "WOW" was supposed to make me open my mouth in amazement....the dress is beautiful but not the "wow" thing......"Jenifa to sezzy"

"Obasanjo" synonymous with being ugly "o bu so njo" in igbo.
Nkechi..."Nkechi too stubborn, make una flog am well well" (remember the song)
Lukman...as in looku looku

"Obasanjo" synonymous with being ugly "o bu so njo" in igbo.

I walked into this thread hoping to see a joke.............
and then I wasn't disappointed....My dear u are very BEAUTIFUL and PRETTY too

With the rate at which people die these days....I beg to say its the ENDTIME indeed......RIP!!!! May your soul find rest.

This kind lie eh.....ok let's believe that Ese wrote this letter, so yunusa could actually read this kind of big grammar? do they speak this same english to each other? .....omo the way press people lie baffles me.

....And when this baby grow up to become somebody important, the mother would come to claim mother, what happened to mother less babies home.....people wicked sha