₦airaland Forum

hensben:
I’m telling you.
If we can’t get Sancho it is better to use the money to sign Koulibaly, Sell Zouma

Zouma is going nowhere!!

Nigga is far better than Tomori and Christensen

What of her father?

I watched that video and it was really disturbing.


Nigerians hate Nigerians.

Mariangeles:
To get the sweet taste and colour of party jollof rice, the secret is TATASE.

Blend equal parts of tatase and tomatoes with as much sombo as you can handle.
After blending, you boil till the water content is almost dried up ( this is another very important step to get the aroma)

If you're the type that does not like to see onion in your food, blend a sizable amount of onion (for sweetness) together with the tomato/tatase/sombo combo

In cooking my party jollof, ginger and garlic are optional because that can easily overpower other flavours, but if you're a fan of ginger and garlic, add a small amount to the tomato/tatase combo before blending.

Another important step of getting a good party jollof texture is parboiling your rice.
You don't want your rice too starchy and gummy.
I use two different methods when parboiling my rice: the boiling method and the hot water method
For the boiling method, add your rice to already boiling water, stir, and allow to boil for like 5-10 mins (depending on the texture of your rice) before taking out and rinsing with cold water.
The hot water method is for when you're not sure of the texture of your rice or for when you have quick-to-done rice.
For this method, just pour boiling water over your rice, stir, cover and allow to sit for some minutes for the starch to come out.
After some minutes, you stir again, drain and rinse with cold water about two times.

The ingredients you're going to need are:
Curry powder
Dried thyme
Bay leaves (few depending on the measure of rice you're cooking)
Seasoning cubes ( knorr chicken is the best for party jollof)
Salt
Chicken or meat stock
Tomato paste (a little amount for colour)

If you're not clear on anything, just ask me.
I hope this helps.
Happy cooking.

This explanation is just awesome and almost gave me orgasm because it shows you are a good cook.

Most ladies here don't know TATASE!

I tell you, the only reason you were able to explain awesomely like this is because you cook most of the things you eat.

You ain't "I didn't cook but ate" crew.

Nice! Keep it up!

99.875% of women you married a non-virgin scream and moan during sex just to massage your ego.

Original sexual moans can only come from a woman you married as a virgin.

99.875% of women you married a non-virgin scream and moan during sex just to massage your ego.

Original sexual moans can only come from a woman you married as a virgin.

Ighalorovirus.

Innoson's contributions in Nigerian are x10 better and greater than Tinubu and Late Awolowo's contributions joined together.

99.206% of out-of-girls in Nigeria are from the North.

Bokoharam cannot strike without the permission of one man from Daura.

Killed your wife because of 5k?

Asin 5k nkiti!!

Mehn!! It is highly risky to be poor.

The spirit of the innocent people of ODI will keep tormenting him forever.

Just paracetamol of N50 will stop this nonesense.

Breast size or breast condition?

Go and get married!!

Tueh!!

Go to literature section and meet your mates there, that's the best place for this fvckery you are scribbling.

I don't know what you ladies gain from seeking attention unnecessarily.

Nya Amadioha bu nnukwu amu, gbagbuo ndi iro'm

BlueAngel444:
Kepa will still come good, Lampard and the coaching staff need to help him, if Courtios could rediscover his best form why can't kepa the man who benched De gea.

Even our defense hasn't helped his form nor morale.

You are right Bruv. I've always liked that Keppa. Nigga will improve.

He just need good defense and he'll be good to go.

Ziyech!!!

Could this be true?

livelymatilda:
The resemblance is too much..

But the Dog fine pass am even with the filter and fake spectacle...

Just passing..

Guy, you still dey?

Una no dey tire?

She's trying too hard just to trend more than Coronavirus.

The only reason I'm gonna term this act "romantic" is because 98.939% of married couples in Nigeria have not kissed since their wedding day.

nadesh:
She is poor and ugly. Theres no defeating to these two.

This is absolutely not nice